I'm like so into this story because I have it all planned out.

Disclaimer: I don't own either of these, I just love writing stories. XD!

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Canada was officially bored. Living on Olympus was not as fun as Canada had hoped. Sure the plays were good and the feasts were wonderful, but the gods and goddesses themselves were dreadfully boring. It may sound hypocritical coming from Canada, but even he wasn't that boring. While he may not do much, he at least went to carnivals, ice skating, and on nature walks with America. The gods and goddesses just sat around and waited for something interesting and fun to come to them. Hermes, Dionysus, Amphitrite, and surprisingly Hades were the only ones entertaining. The only problem was Hades and Amphitrite were rarely there, and Hermes was almost always busy. The rest either annoyed him or he could care less for them.

America constantly argued with Ares, often leading to physical altercations, about Canada's virginity. It was a pointless fight because Canada already lost it to Cuba and Ares could care less about Canada, he just wanted a fight. The fights themselves got boring after 2 weeks, and everyone payed them no attention. All France did was flirt, surprise surprise; note the sarcasm. All Greece did was sleep and dress up as a cat. England only complained and Japan was like a quiet background character. Canada forgot he even existed, though he felt bad afterwards because he knows that feeling all too well.

"I'm going to the library," Canada told America. He stood up from the table and headed towards the library, excusing himself from dinner. A large selection of the books in the library were written in Greek and Latin, but they had some books written in English and French.

"I think I might join him," Ares smirked suggestively at America.

Canada sighed as America got up and yelled, "You follow him and I'll kick your ass!"

"He's only teasing you America," Athena said. "Yeah, if you stop falling for the bait he might stop," Japan advised.

Ares got up and headed toward Canada, who stood watching the scene, taunting America. "I'm walking with him~" Ares smirked.

America's cheeks flared in rage, "don't take another step!"

Ares lifted his leg, "I'm sorry don't take what?"

"Stop it, right now!" America yelled.

"I can't hear you, don't take what?" Ares taunted keeping his leg in the air.

"Ares stop it," Zeus ordered.

"I think he wants me to take another step!" Ares smirked as he put his leg down, now closer to Canada.

"That's it!" America yelled running over to Ares. He punched Ares in the nose and that started a full out brawl. Athena rubbed her temples, Zeus looked displeased, while the rest ignored them.

"Enough!" Zeus yelled throwing a thunder bolt at them, electrocuting them and effectively stopping the fight. "I've had enough of your petty fights," Zeus said. "You two are to be 20 feet away from each other at all times unless absolutely necessary, do I make myself clear?!" Zeus ordered glaring them.

"Yes my king," they both said.

"But what if Ares tries to touch my brother?" America asked.

Zeus rubbed his temples and counted from 10 before replying, "Ares must stay 20 feet away from Canada as well, happy?" America breathed a sigh of relief and everyone began eating dinner again. Canada finally left the room and Ares sat back down. Ares wanted to taunt America again, but even he wasn't stupid enough to incur Zeus's wrath. He sat sulking, America was an awesome fighter and now he couldn't fight him anymore! He would taunt Athena but he knew not to rise to his bait, so she wouldn't fight him. It's just like Zeus to ruin his fun! America was a great fighter and a hot head, and Zeus just had to take that from him.

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The library was huge with three floors and 8 feet tall book shelves. Canada almost asked himself why they didn't have a ladder but then he remember, they can change sizes. He looked around in amazement though the size didn't surprise him, he expected the library to be grand. What surprised him though was that instead of candles for lights, they used electricity. He thought they would stick to tradition, but he guessed not. They had flat screens, laptops, and I-Pads.

'Why don't we have TV's in the guest rooms?' Canada asked himself. He shook his head, and perused the shelves for books. He came across a book he liked, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. 'Almost there!' Canada thought as he reached for the book atop a stack of books.

"Need some help?" a male voice asked. Canada looked and saw Cupid looking at him.

"Um, yes please," Canada replied stepping from the stack of books. Cupid flew a few feet off the ground and grabbed the book.

"Here you go, Canada right?" Cupid asked giving him the book.

"Yes, and you're Cupid right?" Canada asked.

"That's the name of my Roman counterpart, my name is Eros," he replied.

"Oh sorry," Canada blushed.

"It's okay, it happens all the time," Eros sighed.

"I know what it's like to get mistaken for someone else," Canada said. "So I'll call you Eros, if it makes you happy," Canada smiled at him and went to the table. Eros joined him and they made small conversation about the book.

"It always kind of ticked me off when they said 'an ugly old woman but treated with great honor by all,'" Canada said. "Why would it make a difference if she was ugly, it kind of implies that old ugly people weren't treated well," Canada explained.

"Ugly people aren't always treated well, look at Hephaestus," Eros said. Eros rather liked Hephaestus, he did make his arrows after all, but the other gods and goddesses didn't. The only ones who liked him were: Hera, Apollo, himself, and Athena. Canada felt a tinge of sympathy for Hephaestus, it must be terrible to be the only ugly god in a domain of beautiful gods and goddesses. "Him and mom really ought to get a divorce, they both cheat on each other constantly," Eros shook his head.

After that, Eros suddenly brought up Adonis. "The messed up thing about was, he was mom's first!" Eros exclaimed.

"Persephone just thought, 'Oh Adonis you are so beautiful, so I'll just keep you against your will!'" Eros told him. Canada thought Eros was being a hypocrite, after all, his mom did the same thing.

"Zeus told him he had to 1/3 with each and the last third with whoever he wanted," Eros continued. "He chose mom but ended up getting killed by a boar," Eros finished. Canada mentally rolled his eyes and thought, 'He only chose Aphrodite, because he would have had to deal with the creepy Underworld if he didn't.' He chose to remain silent since he was desperate for communication outside of America and Kumajiro.

"Mom got really sad so Zeus brought him back to life and told him to spend half the year with each one," Eros said. "He ended up running away though," Eros finished. Canada was happy that Adonis escaped, and he could sympathize with him. England and France did the same thing after all. They thought that since him and America were new and young, they could just claim them. He got over it for the most part, but it still annoyed him whenever he looked back on it. Cupid and he spent the rest of the time talking about whatever crossed their minds. They eventually said their goodbyes, and he went off to bed.

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"Bull's eye!" Eros shouted again. Him and Canada were in his target practice room with America, as Kumajiro went with Persephone after breakfast. Canada honestly doesn't get why his bear likes Persephone so much, he was his bear damn it! Persephone was such a bitch for taking him too. She needs to find her own friend: like a skeleton, a dead person, you know, someone in the Underworld. "And they say Love is blind," America said. "I'm not blind, mom and I just like fucking with people's love life," Eros shrugged. "And another one!" Eros brags.

"But that's not heroic at all," America complains. "We don't only make mismatched couples," Eros said. "Sometimes two friends have been in love with each other for so long and they just need that push," Eros explained. "Or two people who would be so good together, but they don't know each other," Eros said. "So you and Aphrodite are like the super heroes of love?" America explained. "In a way, yeah," Eros answered as he drew his bow back. "We help people, but we also get bored so we make our own little soap operas," Eros said. "It's mostly mom though, I tend to practice with my arrows and then I make soap operas when I get bored of that," Eros said releasing the arrow. It hit dead in the center of another target. As Canada watched him shoot the targets, he had a feeling something drastic was about to happen.

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"I kinda like Cupid," America said as they walked the halls. "It sorta annoys me Aphrodite and he like to play with people's feeling for fun, but he seems pretty cool overall," America commented. Canada simply nodded when he spotted Kumajiro running full speed at him.

"She tried to bring me to the Underworld with her!" Kumajiro shouted. "Oh no, how terrible!" America sarcastically said. "Shut it, tubby!" Kumajiro glared at America. "Oh Persephone!~" America taunted. "Alright, alright, I'm sorry," Kuma apologize looking around nervously. It was all for naught, however, as Persephone came running towards them, her long silky black hair flowing behind her. Canada was honestly starting to get annoyed with her and decided to nip it in a bud before it gets worse.

"Persephone," Canada addressed her, with Kuma in his arms. "This is my bear, and while I don't mind you holding him for a while," Canada lied. He honestly hoped she would just go back to the Underworld already. Where was Hades when you needed him? "I do mind when you plan to steal him from me and take him to the Underworld," 'Like you did with Adonis,' Canada thought.

Persephone looked to the ground fighting back tears, and Canada almost felt bad for her. "I'm sorry," she apologized. "I just never get to see cute animals in the Underworld and I got a little carried away," she sheepishly said. "I hope you find it in your heart to accept my apology and forgive me," She looked at Canada, tears in her eyes. Canada sighed, "apology accepted," he said. Yes she annoyed him, but he can't be cruel to her when she's crying. "Yay!" she cheered wiping away her tears.

"Well I should probably go back now," she said. She hugged Canada and America, and waved to them all as she walked away. "Dude," America said looking at Canada. "She was fucking hot!" he exclaimed. Canada shook his head, America never changed.

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During his time on Olympus England grew closer to Greece and Japan. Greece still annoyed him by being lazy, but he wasn't so bad. He still yelled at Greece about being lazy and his lack of motivation. "He's like Shikamaru from Naruto," Japan commented as he joined England and Greece in the hot tub.

"He lacks common sense if he doesn't visit this place every day," England grumbled next to Japan.

"It gets boring here after a while," Greece shrugged.

"Oh poor baby," England sarcastically said. "It's a lot more boring to sleep and pretend to be a cat on Olympus, rather than doing that on Earth," England sarcastically finished.

"I don't only sleep, I happen to have lots of sex," Greece said.

"Wouldn't it be more fun to do it with the gods and goddesses?" Japan asked.

"Not as fun as it was with you," Greece smiled at Japan.

Japan blushed and stuttered, "Th-that w-was only a dr-dream!"

"I still have your sperm samples from the last time we did it," Greece said. Japan sweat dropped, while England looked disgusted.

"That's fucking gross!" England yelled at Greece.

"Calm down, I'm just joking," Greece simply said.

"You're such a pervert," England complained.

"I think me and France already established that you were the biggest pervert," Greece said.

"That was a lie and you know it!" England yelled, a blush adorning his cheeks.

"I actually remember France saying you masturbated to the whole Harry Potter series," Japan commented.

"Well France is a liar," England muttered.

"Where is that guy anyway?" Greece asked.

"Probably with a nymph, or god, or goddess," England answered with a dejected look on his face. "He could be with anyone right now," England muttered.

"Isn't he your boyfriend?" Japan asked. England nodded and Japan replied, "well then he shouldn't be flirting with anyone else. You deserve better than that, and if I were your boyfriend, my eyes certainly wouldn't wonder," Japan told him. England looked at Japan and smiled.

"You are a pretty cool guy, despite you going all Tsundere on us," Greece comment only to get yelled at by England again.

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Canada, Eros, America, and Kumajiro took to hanging around in the library. Canada because it was quiet, Eros because of Canada, America due to the video games, and Kumajiro because he wanted to fit in. "I should totally show Japan this room!" America shouted.

"You know you're suppose to shut the hell up in libraries right?" Kumajiro asked. "I'm just reminding you in case you're too stupid to remember or you're too much of an asswipe to care," Kumajiro said.

"No one's even in here you stinking bear!" America yelled.

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Kumajiro smirked.

"Fuck off!" America flipped him off but remained quiet.

"I thought so," Kumajiro said smugly. Eros looked amused while Canada slowly sunk in his seat.

"You two make quite the pair," he commented.

"More like the worst pair," Canada muttered.

"You have to admit that they are pretty funny," Eros laughed.

"You'll get tired of them after a week," Canada replied.

"They really aren't that bad," Eros said. Canada had to agree since America was playing the game and Kumajiro was reading a book.

"This is them on their best behavior," Canada replied. It was true, usually they wouldn't stop arguing no matter what. Canada supposed it was because they were on Olympus and wanted to be on good behavior.

"I'm curious though," Eros began. "What?" Canada replied. "How did he learn to read?" Eros asked pointing to Kumajiro.

"Well, I opened a bag of magic and before I knew it I could read," Kumajiro replied, his nose still in his book.

"Wow, that's lucky," Eros commented. "What was the bag?" Eros asked.

"There was no bag, what are you fucking retarded?" Kumajiro glared. "I learned to read the same way you did, genius," Kumajiro said going back to his book.

"He read Fifty Shades of Grey," America butted in. Kumajiro glared at him and threw a book at his head. "Ouch, what the man?!" America shouted. "You were being very mean to me!" Kumajiro crossed his arms.

"You're mean to me all the time, and you don't see me beating the shit out of you!" America retorted.

"That's because you're fucking stupid!" Kumajiro yelled back.

"That's it!" America shouted. "How about I kick your ass now?" America yelled.

"Come on, I'm a bear," Kumajiro pleaded as he back away. America slowly stalked foward and Kumajiro called for Canada. "Uh, Maple?" Kumajiro called out. Kumajiro may be an asshole, but even he knew he couldn't win a fist fight against America. Canada sighed, and grabbed Kuma.

"Will you two stop it?" Canada asked.

"Well he started it!" America pointed.

"You started this argument Alfred!" Canada scolded. "Now you two go in the corner!" Canada ordered as he stood up.

"Come on, I'm a bear!" Kumajiro pleaded. Canada glared and pointed at the corner. Kumajiro pouted, hunched, and went to the corner and sulked. "No technology America!" Canada scolded.

"Aw man!" America snapped his fingers and put the I-Pad back. Canada sighed and sat back down with Eros.

"Those two are a handful," Eros remarked.

"You get use to it," Canada sighed. Then he replied, "Still doesn't make it any less annoying."

"I feel the same way when my dad fights with the other gods, only it's not as amusing since they tend to be physical altercations," Eros replied.

"He can't be any worse than that asshole Ares," America remarked. Canada was about to scold him when Eros replied bitterly, "Ares is my dad,"

"I'm so sorry," America said. "For you!" Kumajiro replied. "You two," Canada yelled. "That was fucking rude, apologize right now!" Canada yelled. "It's okay, I actually agree," Eros said. "Dad's an asshole, which is why I prefer mom and Hephaestus," Eros said. "That still wasn't very nice of them," Canada glared, but his voice softened. "Eh," Eros simply replied.

"They aren't the first to hate dad, and they will certainly not be the last," Eros shrugged. Canada looked at him with sympathy, but Eros just smiled softly at him. "Don't worry too much about me, if I survived several millenniums without him, I can certainly survive the rest," Eros told him. The atmosphere was tense and awkward for a few moments.

"Now what else can that bear do?" Eros asked trying to ease the tension. Canada smiled and proceeded to tell him how Kumajiro can do math, puzzles, and many other things. The atmosphere slowly but surely brightened again, not that America noticed or anything.

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This is were I end the chapter kiddies. For Sir Gawain and the Green Knight I picked it because I personally love that fucking book. It was too short for my liking, however, I enjoyed it none the less.

Also, Cupid is a mommy's boy in this story because he doesn't really interact with Ares in the myths and seems to be closer to Aphrodite. Also, if you read Cupid's myth you might get a spoiler for this story. ;) So if you hadn't read his myth already, DON'T!

Oh, and Canada is right about Ares; for the most part at least. Ares is just a blood thirsty asshole looking for a fight, but that's what we love about him! Sort of I guess...

And Spoiler alert: one of the end pairings is AsaKiku. There, I won't give anything else away.

Anyway read and review!