OK...here's another pointless author's note...

...now, enjoy the chapter.


Another day has gone by, the Smash Mansion has gone through its own regular routine.

Donkey Kong was walking down the hallways, the little monkey seemed to have nothing on his mind, at the moment. To him, it seemed like a big relief. Especially knowing that his friends can be a little crazy.

Out of nowhere, a white blur zipped passed Donkey, nearly knocking the monkey onto the ground.

"WHOO HOO, I'M SUPER HAND!"

"GET BACK HERE!" Sonic yelled, catching up to Crazy Hand, "YOU'RE GONNA HURT SOME OF THE SMASHERS IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!"

"SONIC, WAIT FOR ME!" Mario yelled, running passed Donkey.

Donkey began to run up to Mario, "What's going on?"

"It's Crazy Hand," Mario replied, "Need I say more?!"

While the three smashers were catching up to him, Crazy managed to knock King Dedede into a window, knock Link onto the ground, and he barely crashed into Ms. Wii Fit.

Sonic ran in front of Crazy Hand, frantically waving his arms, "CRAZY, CALM DOWN!"

"NEVER!" Crazy Hand yelled as he rushed past Sonic. Afterwards, Mario tried to cut him off using F. L. U. D. D. to slow him down, but that didn't work.

Afterwards, Donkey jumped in front the Hand. "All right, that's enough-"

Crazy Hand rammed passed Donkey, knocking him off to the side. Crazy kept going until he crashed into a wall, passing out on the ground.

"What the hell was that?" Donkey asked as he picked himself up.

Mario and Sonic finally came over and looked at the unconscious Hand and the hole above the wall.

"Master Hand is going to be really mad," Mario said in a scared tone.

"Well, maybe we can patch it up before he notices," Sonic suggested.

"Good idea, I'll go get the supplies," Mario said as he ran to the basement. Sonic came over to Donkey and helped him up, "You OK, buddy?"

"I'm fine," Donkey said, scratching his head. He looked over at Crazy Hand, "I have no idea what's gotten into him, lately."

"Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't scare away any of the newcomers." Sonic admitted.

"Well, they're already pretty tough," Donkey said, shrugging.

Sonic nodded, "I guess that's true."

"OK, guys...I've got it," Mario said as he came over to the other Smashers carrying supplies for the wall.

Welp, This is gonna be a long day, Donkey said to himself.


Meanwhile, Diddy was in the living room, watching TV and eating a piece of cherry chocolate cake. He's heard quite a lot of chaos going on ever since he woke up, but being a Smasher, he was used to it.

"Hey, DK?"

The big ape looked over to his left and saw Link, he had a bruise on the left side of his face.

"Ouch, what happened?" Diddy asked, concerned.

"Oh, it was just Crazy," Link said, simply, "But that's not why I'm here." The hylian turned his head, slightly, "OK, Toon...enough hiding."

Diddy couldn't believe what he was seeing, Toon Link came out from behind Link with a pot stuck his head. It was pretty funny seeing his friend/rival in a situation like this. But big ape or not, Diddy needed to him get the pot off his head, anyway.

"S-so you need me to help him out," Diddy asked, trying to keep himself from snickering.

"Well, yeah," Link said in a monotone voice, "I tried to get it off, myself, but it kind of just got stuck even more."

Well, maybe if he didn't have such a big head, he'd be fine, Diddy thought to himself. He grabbed onto the pot with both hands while Link grabbed Toon Link by the waist. "Ready?"

Link nodded.

"All right, here we go."

Diddy started to pull the pot off Toon Link's head, it didn't seem like it wanted to budge. No matter how hard he pulled, the pot remained on his head...and the harder he pulled, the more Toon Link started to flail his arms. Diddy still didn't know how his own strength.

"Wait, this isn't working," Link said, slightly worried. He and Diddy placed Toon Link onto the ground. The mini Hylain rubbed his neck in pain.

"So now what?" Link asked with concern.

"I think I've got a better solution," Diddy said, proudly. Link tilted his head, puzzled, "What do you mean?"

Without a second thought, Diddy pounded the pot on Toon Link's head, breaking the pot in the process. Toon Link could see stars flying around him.

"Tetra? Was that you?" He asked, dazed before passing out. Diddy looked at Link, smiling sheepishly.

"Well...Thanks, I guess," Link said as he picked up Toon Link, "I'll be heading over to the infirmary, now."

As Link left, Diddy couldn't help but shrug, how else was be going to remove the bot without ripping Toon link's head off?

"Excuse me, DK," another voice said. Marth made his way into the living room. Diddy turned his head to see the Prince standing before him.

"Hey, what's up, Marth?" Diddy asked, "You wanna brawl?"

"Well," Marth frowned, "You see, I kind of need you outside, for a moment."

"What for?"

"Just follow me, please?"


"Hurry up, you guys? I'm chaffing, over here!"

"Shut up, Dedede!"

Due to the events that happened, earlier, King Dedede was stuck halfway through the window. Inside the Mansion, Bowser was pushing King Dedede outside. He tried asking Ganondorf for help, but the Gerudo told him he had better things to do. And by better things, he meant taking a nap.

Outside of the Mansion, Marth was walking along Diddy's side. "You see, this is what we need help with."

Diddy lowered his eyelids, halfway, "Seriously? You need me for THAT?"

"Well, none of the other heavyweights wanted to do it, and you're the only other one we've asked for help."

Diddy rolled his eyes, "OK, fine!"

Marth grabbed one of King Dedede's arms while Diddy grabbed the other. The penguin looked up at the gorilla, "Hey, DK..."

"Wait, you mean the dumb ape's helpin us out?" Bowser grumbled, "Talk about weak!"

"Would you rather have me get someone weaker to help you?" Marth grumbled. Bowser replied with a growl, not saying anything else.

Soon, Bowser began to push Dedede while Diddy and Marth began to pull on the penguin's arms.

"Guys, I think it's working!" Dedede yelled in excitement. After getting pushed and pulled, a few more times, The Penguin landed on his face, "Ugh..."

Bowser looked at the other Smashers, "All right, pleasure doin' business with ya!"

Marth looked down at King Dedede, "Do you think he'll be OK?"

"Eh...he'll be fine."

Not a moment too soon, a large group of Pikmin were seen carrying Mega Man for the third time today.

"Those Pikmin really seem to like you," Diddy commented. Mega Man nodded, "You get used to it."

A loud explosion was heard from somewhere inside the Mansion, he saw Ness, Lucas and Popo being chased by Ganondorf, who had his hair died pink. His clothes were also covered in glitter.

Diddy sighed, "I guess It's DK to the rescue, yet again..."

"That's what happens when you live with fifty-something Smashers, I guess," Marth replied in a quiet tone.


It was night-time, Diddy was laying down on his bed, he had scorch marks, bruises, cuts, and all kinds of stuff. Today just seemed brutal, for the big ape.

Donkey was sitting next to Diddy on the bed, smirking, "It ain't easy being the big guy, is it?"

Diddy huffed in annoyance. He grabbed Donkey by the shirt and dropped him on the floor, "Shut up!"

The ape looked up at Diddy, I guess he had a really busy day, today...I wonder if that had something to do with Crazy?


...Hang in there, Diddy.

Hopefully, things won't seem all that chaotic, next time...OK, I was bored XD