Authors Notes: Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a perv, I just want to bring a couple of you to the dark side with me lol the more the merrier! And thanks guys for the words of encouragement. I hope you guys like the story!

"Hey, Naruto cheer up already. You know you're really making this journey much worse than it has to be." Kiba groaned it's already the afternoon and Naruto's been quiet since they left Konoha. He could have had some other kind of emotion instead of sadness and depression, shoot he could be angry at least that would be somewhat entertaining. He barely talked to the Kazekage and he knew no one else but his sibling who still creeped him out...especially Kankuro, the guy was just plain weird.

"Naruto, don't you love me? My mom basically threw me out the house when I complained about going...you know what she said, well I'll tell ya anyway." Kiba said huffing when Naruto didn't respond. "She was like get off your lazyass kiba, why don't you be more like Naruto? I'm like be more like Naruto, ummm I think not. Do you know how many people are trying to kill him, I wouldn't last a day!"

"Yeah that's true...you'd probably get caught taking a Nap with your big ass dog." Naruto said cracking a smile. Kiba knew talking about his mom would lighten the mood, she just adored him, and he milked it for everything it was worth.

"That's more like it! It's been hell on my ego with you not laughing at my jokes."

"Did you ever think that it was because you're not funny?" Gaara asked with a dry tone. Whipping his head around, Kiba glared at the red head. The bastard always had to get his two cents in, he just needed to take his sleepy looking ass to bed...get rid of those bags ya crazy bastard!

"Have something to say, dog boy?"

"Not a thing, sleepy." Kiba sneered out; moving a little faster he damn sure didn't want to die today because he couldn't shut his mouth.

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"Ahhhh about damn time!" Kiba shouted to the world, he could finally relax after that long three day trip of boringness; god suna was the driest people he has ever met. They had no sense of humor, all the girls did all day was say uwaaa Gaara sama or uwaaa Kazekage sama like damn it felt like when Sasuke was around. Could he not get a break?

But he did entertain himself a bit by making fun of Naruto's disguise. Out of everyone he could choose from he ended up picking that chick named Maki. The one with the purple marking on her face. She was one of the rescue people from when Gaara was kidnapped. She was a decent person kiba thought but when he asked Naruto why he choose her, he said because he knew only the people who were already there, but he also liked the marks on her face. Kiba had to give it to him, he really looked like he was part of the group, and he on the other hand could blend in anywhere. He also had the suna garb on, but he just made himself both look like him. It was hard to disguise Akamaru because he could only change into him but it was doable, they just threw a head piece on his head and called it a day.

As they made their way through suna, no one was the wiser Naruto thought. He was drained physically and mentally...he already missed Sasuke and the others. He hoped they'd catch the bad guy sooner rather than later.

"Okay...Naruto, you're going to be in the west wing. Nobody comes here so you'll be safe right here." Gaara said sending people left and right getting Naruto's place ready. It was a big apartment that had all the necessities. A bathroom, kitchen, three bedrooms, and a living room. So Naruto didn't even have to be seen out in public or running around in the tower. "Are you listening Naruto?" Gaara asked impatiently.

"Yes, sorry if I'm getting on your nerves already Gaara." He said sighing, Gaara turned to look at Kiba who only raised his hands as if to say you're on your own.

"Okay, then Kiba I'll tell you all the important things...Naruto why don't you take a bath and catch a nap." Naruto didn't wait to be told twice, but he was having a hard time depending on others. He wasn't use to it.

"Thanks a lot Gaara, for everything I mean it." Naruto said in the hall leading to the bathroom.

"There's no need to tell me that, I know." Gaara said smiling it wasn't a creepy look Kiba thought as he set down across from the red head, who knew he could smile? "Go get some rest; I'll have someone stock up on food for you two."

"Okay...I am hungry." He said grinning.

"Yeah he would open his mouth to say that he's hungry." Kiba snorted shocked when Gaara laughed a little, I guess the stick had finally come out his ass.

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Two months later~

"Ugh what did you eat Naruto?" Kiba asked as he watched his friend empty out his guts, he must have eaten something that he didn't because he felt just fine. "Should I ask for a doctor?"

"No, I'm fine. Plus Tsunade is due to arrive today, so I'll let her look at me" Naruto said with his head resting on the toilet seat. He looked at his friend who was all decked out for his date, he kept asking him who he was dating but the dog boy kept on ignoring his question. Since they are supposed to be incognito he wondered who the lucky lady was. He even went to Gaara and asked but the bastard avoided him too. That made him really want to know, like it had to be juicy if neither of them wanted to spill but all he really wanted was to know about his friend love life since he didn't have one...the bastards.

"What are you looking at?" Kiba asked smirking looking at himself in the mirror, well he knew what because he looked damn good tonight, so Naruto just couldn't help himself...ya know he was just too damn good looking for him not too. "Hey, how do I look?"

"Like Kiba." Grinning Naruto got up off the floor.

"Har har har, you're just so freakin funny." Kiba said grinning too.

"But golly gee dog wonder you told me that you wanted me funny." He said making silly faces at Kiba.

"Yeah but not at me, baka!" He said smacking the back of Naruto's head before leaving the bathroom. Damn he was already late as it is and he wasn't even finished getting dressed. He was so dead.

Naruto smiled as he watched his friend make a mad dash for his room, he really wanted to know who the hell he was dating. Looking in the mirror he noted that he looked sickly, he hasn't been feeling very well. But what hurts the most was that...that his love, raman, oh the ramen that he loved so much was no more. He just couldn't stand the smell, it made him queasy...that depressed him more than leaving Konoha, well not really but still that shit hurts.

Hearing knocking on the door Naruto went to answer it. When he opened it, he saw a pissed off looking Gaara who was holding a note.

"What's the matter, Gaara?" Naruto asked letting the red head in.

"I just received a letter from Tsunade; she had to turn back around halfway here. She got a letter stating that people were disappearing in Konoha and the villages surrounding it. She didn't go into too much detail after saying that. I'm sorry I know that you were looking forward to her coming." Gaara said sympathetically looking at Naruto. He knew his friend really wanted to see some familiar faces. Maybe they'll actually make it her next time.

"I'm dead, I am so dead...he's gonna kill me!" Kiba ranted as he made his way to the front door but stopped in his tracks when he saw Gaara near the door. Oh shit, what was he doing here?

Gaara just looked at Kiba and turned on his heels and walked out. "Naruto I'll check on you later, oh yeah you should really get some rest...you looked pale and that's not good." Says the person who looked like chalk Naruto thought. Turning to look at kiba, who now looked like Gaara's complexion was muttering to himself about how the shit just hit the fan. Naruto watched closely, it couldn't be...nah it was just his imagination. But could they really, hahaha Naruto...you really be coming up with some crazy stuff. But it had to be Kiba said a "he" which implies that he's not seeing a girl but a boy. Yeah, so that makes him and Gaara an item...oh my god, is this why they didn't tell him? well duh genius, but they're total opposites...well Sasuke and him are so it's possible. But GAARA and KIBA?

It had to be the case as he watched Kiba run out of the apartment and headed in Gaara's direction. If he thought about it they do kind of balance each other out. Gaara being so serious will straighten Kiba out, god knows he needs it. Kiba will make Gaara loosen up some; yeah they are perfect for each other Naruto thought as he plopped down on his bed. He sure has been tired a lot lately, why was that he wondered as he drifted off to sleep."

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A month later~

"Ugh I told you that I was fine!" Naruto shout at his so called friend, or now he should be known as a back stabber or betrayer as he looked at him. He told him that he was alright and that he'd just wait until Tsunade came to see him, to get looked at. But Kiba just kept pushing it, saying that they didn't know exactly when that was. He had a point but Naruto didn't want to see reason. He already felt bad for Gaara having to take them in, well him anyway as he was sure he was getting compensation from Kiba at night. The guy was barely in their apartment. But now because he opened his big mouth to Gaara they had to bring another person on their secret.

The fucking bastard!

"Naruto you're not fine, actually you've been getting worse!" Kiba yelled back tired of Naruto's shit. When he was in the apartment all he ever heard was Naruto throwing up, why couldn't he see that he was just worried about him?

"Kiba's right Naruto, just let the doctor take a look at you...please?" Gaara asked Naruto wanted to argue but he said please...so he'll suck it up for now, anyway.

"Fine, fine let's get it over with then." He said laying on the bed, letting the doc do her stuff.

An hour later a worried looking doctor came out to Gaara and Kiba who was outside the door. "Kazekage sama can I talk to you for a minute?" She looked at Kiba nervously and added private, taking the hint Kiba went into the room where Naruto was. He walked in on Naruto putting his shirt back on.

"What's up, is everything okay?" He said sitting on the bed next to Naruto.

"I don't know? She did the ultra-screen thing three times and kept muttering to herself that it was impossible. I asked her what was impossible but she didn't answer and said she had to talk to Gaara and left. Which I find rude by the way." Naruto said angrily like she wasn't professional at all making him feel as if he had a couple of days to live...which might be the case, but he don't because the bitch wanted to play keepsies. Ugh he was so over this, being in danger, being sick, like damn it's been three months already and he still was throwing up his food every morning but this last month was the worst. He even gained weight which he thought would be impossible since he barely was eating. Ugh he just wished everything would just go to normal, or at least the calmest time in his life.

Gaara came back in the room with a frown on his face, damn it must be bad news.

"Well...there's good news and bad...well not bad but very unexpected news. Which one do you want to hear first?" Gaara asked was it just him or did he seem, how should he put it...happy, no that's not right either. He seemed kind of smug, a Kiba trait and it seemed as if whatever he was about to say would change my life forever.

"Ummm lets go with the good so we can get this over with Gaara, you're dragging this out." Naruto said impatiently what was up with red anyway...so unlike him, some of Kiba's bastardness was starting to rub off on him.

"Okay, but I seriously don't know how to say this Naruto. Should I have the doctor tell you?"

"Oh for the love of god, just say it!" Naruto yelled he was starting to get a damn headache dealing with these fools.

"Your pregnant..."

"What? What the hell are you talking about? Kiba's dumbness must really be rubbing off on you." Naruto said getting up, if he was going to play like this then he was out of there. He was late for his afternoon throw up session anyway.

"I'm serious Naruto, ask the doctor yourself. Look at the ultra sound pictures yourself, I wouldn't lie about something so crazy and out of the ordinary." Naruto stopped at the pleading tone Gaara was using, would he lie about something so ridiculous? Not the old Gaara but he wasn't too sure about this new one. Backtracking a little he made his way over to the doctor who was holding all the "proof" on this supposedly pregnancy. Stepping up to her he held his hand out for the black and white picture, she gave it to him willingly and he muttered a thank you.

Naruto almost dropped the damn picture when he looked at it. It was impossible, completely and utterly impossible for a man to be pregnant, but he was staring at the proof. Oh god he was a freak, a mutant. But staring at the tiny baby...made him feel not so alone. How did this happen, well he knew but still don't he need the female parts to even get pregnant. Wait was he a girl and didn't know it? No, no the last time he looked he had his junior hanging between his legs...so how was this possible. Turning to the doctor he repeated the question out loud this time.

"How is this possible?"

"Beats me, I'm just as shocked as you are." She said staring at Naruto as if he was a science experiment. "But it could be because of the nine tails...or not, this is the first time that I ever saw a man pregnant. Hey, but I did here of a case with men being able to pregnant." She said cheering up a bit.

"Do you want to tell me about it?" Naruto asked anxious.

"Oh right, I was just thinking about it. But it was at least, thirty years ago when the last male of a small clan gave birth. They said that it was a way to pass on their skills and knowledge if there weren't any women around. They were supposed to be good at sealing and have a lot of chakra stored in their body. I can't for the life of me think of the name the clan went by, but if I think of it I'll let you know." She said making her way to the door, she didn't tell him anything important.

"Oi, did they say if they lived after childbirth, this could be a curse or something. I have no vagina down there for a kid to be pushed out of. Oh no don't tell me it's gonna come out of that little hole!"

"Oh man, I'm hurting just thinking about that." Kiba said grabbing himself.

Naruto just thought of something, if it was because of the nine tailed fox then that meant that Gaara could be at risk too. Should he tell them that Gaara might be in the same predicament as him? Nah, let the bastards suffer.

"What are you thinking Naruto?" Gaara asked suspicion in his voice, damn he had to be careful. He could mess up his matter plan of making them have a red fur ball, his kid will need a friend.

"Nothing, nothing at all." Naruto said calmly staring at the two lovers, they probably didn't even know that he knew. He wasn't dumb, well not that dumb...oh shit if he was pregnant then that meant that Sasuke was the father. Holy smokes how did he not think of that sooner, he had to tell him.

"If I'm pregnant I have to tell Sasuke." Heading to the door but was stopped by a hand on his arm.

"I don't think that's a good idea Naruto." Gaara said with Kiba backing him.

"Yeah, if he found out he'll come right away and that might lead to you being attacked again and you can't afford to get hurt...now that we know you're pregnant. Man it's gonna take some use saying that about you." Kiba said running his fingers through his tangled hair..

"But...I don't want to go through this alone." Naruto whispered looking at the floor.

"You're not alone, you have me and Kiba right here by your side. Isn't that enough for the time being?" Gaara asked pulling Naruto into a hug which Kiba joined in on.

"I guess but..." I hope you're pregnant too, he mumbled under his breath.

"What was that?"

"I just said that I love you guys."

"We love you too." They said hugging him tighter.

Later that night Naruto cried his heart out in happiness and in grief. Laying in bed he realized that he was alone and pregnant, leaching off someone else. He was in no shape to have a kid and was it just him or did he see another kid in that picture? He asked the doctor, Gaara, and Kiba if they saw a couple of extra hands and feet but they all said they didn't and the doctor explained it away saying that it could be a glitch with the equipment. Naruto said then he might not be pregnant then but she went on to say that it wasn't that big a glitch...well he had to try.

He thought maybe he should just pack it up and vanish. He seemed to only cause trouble to those around him, did he really want to bring a child into this kind of life. Where he was targeted just because he was different, and what worried him the most was that that hate would pass on to his child...he didn't want that. Maybe he should just leave and find a nice quiet village to raise his child in, but he always started thinking about Sasuke.

He wanted to be a family with him, they could actually be a really family he thought. But the question was did Sasuke want a child and with him no less. He said that he loved him but did he really? Naruto hated doubting him but he had nothing to do but think these past months and everything didn't seem so crystal clear as they did before he left. Konoha villagers were nice to him now but there were still some people who disliked him, but he really couldn't see himself anywhere else. He wanted to tell his baby about the Hokage's especially the fourth...his dad and he still wanted to be the Hokage himself so he couldn't walk away, not from his dream and the people he loved.

Making up his mind he would go back to Konoha and raise his child up proud, with Sasuke if he wants to be a part of our lives. Turning over on his back, he pulled a picture from under his pillow. He looked at the picture of him and Sasuke the day before he left. Sasuke said they should get it taken since they didn't know how long they were going to be apart. It was a set of two and he hoped that Sasuke was looking at his at that moment, because he felt lost and Sasuke always helped him find his way. Sighing as he took in the Uchiha house in the background, would they raise their child there? Would they have more? He had so many questions and nobody to answer them. Stroking the picture one last time , he closed his eyes and finally let his mind rest with all his worries.

Konoha~

Sasuke walked into Tsunade's office.

"I finished this mission like you asked even though it wasn't on my list. That was the last one I'm letting you shove on me last minute." Sasuke told her, he was tired and missed his blonde. He wondered what the dobe was doing, hopefully not causing trouble he thought caressing his chest where he kept the picture of him and Naruto. He's been working nonstop to get his missions done, so he could get to Naruto. He couldn't believe that three months have passed, he was really craving some Naruto love...bad.

"That's fine, I'll just tell people that you're booked up." She said ruffing some papers on her desk.

"How many more do I have and how long?" He asked sitting down in the empty chair in front of Tsunade's desk.

"Ummm, let me see." Going through some files before she reached his, flipping through it. "You have fifteen more, some quick others not. But my estimation is that you'd probably be free in about three more months but if you push it you could be done in two." She said closing the file to look at Sasuke.

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going for the two month one, obviously." He said arching a brow as she slide a file towards him.

"I figured you'd say that, so here's your next mission. You're now on the clock, get your ass moving to meet that deadline, Uchiha!" Tsunade said smirking.

"I'm on it..." Sasuke said getting on it, he was going to make it in two months even if it killed him. I'm coming soon dobe, don't forget about me.