"Ugh...SASUKE!" Naruto whisper shouted for the umpteenth time, nudging the sleeping man awake. He was almost seven months now and rounder...which he didn't like so much. He thought that he was already big enough so he shouldn't get any bigger, right? Wrong. He just seemed to keep on getting bigger but hey it's all the babies fault right not his...muhahaha. They are the ones that want sweets at three o'clock in the morning, chips in the afternoon, and cakes and pies for dinner...not him and that's what he is going to keep telling Sasuke as he pushed the raven to make sure that he was fully awake.
"Teme~" He said sweetly trying to butter him up for what was next to come.
"I'm up...what is it?" Sasuke asked in a grouchy tone. Naruto thought that if he was this cranky at two in the morning then he had another thing coming once the three bundles of joy popped out in a few months because they're not going to care if you didn't have any sleep or not. But Naruto wanted what he wanted at the moment and he wasn't going to let Sasuke's bitter attitude sway him from his cause.
"Baby...I know that you are tired but I can't get to sleep because I'm hungry and craving some of your world-famous curry with some pickled veggies on the side. You know that Kogeru san said that when I crave hot stuff is when I want my body to cool down because I'm hot, and the spices and peppers will help my body cool down." Naruto spoke as if he was an expert trying to make Sasuke see his cause, "And its a win-win for both of us, if you, make the food...that means I'll sleep better and that means you will too...so what's it gonna be sexy?" He said with a shit eating grin, he knew that Sasuke would cave anyway seeing as he was the one pregnant and swollen everywhere. So this was pay back, so to speak.
Sasuke just stared at his dobe, he should really run for something...oh wait he wanted to be Hokage but he knew that Naruto was second guessing that position now, since he was pregnant now and didn't want to bring danger to the triples but Sasuke told him that it was danger everywhere and that the Hokage is the most guarded person in a village, plus he had him and no one would dare mess with his children.
Sighing he already knew that he lost the battle once Naruto opened his sweet luscious mouth, but he had a feeling that this type of behavior was going to stay when the triples were born and that he didn't need. Maybe he should put his foot down now and set some rules but looking at his sweet blonde laying there he knew that it wouldn't stick. Like come on, he was the number one hyperactive knucklehead ninja and that wasn't going to change, not even after the birth of their miracles. "I'll make it." Is all he said as he kissed Naruto and exited the room, as he closed the door he could hear some sinister chuckles coming from his love and smiled. Damn trouble maker...sexy ass trouble maker that is.
Sasuke looked at his blonde tenshi and smiled. It was about ten minutes later, so around two ten in the morning. He was so happy that he found some leftover curry in the frig, all he had to do is spice it up and make the pickled vegetables and he was set. A piece of cake...no no, no cake, just thinking about it will wake Naruto up from his slumber.
Man, if it was like this with Naruto waking up in the middle of the night...how bad will it be with three screaming babies and the dobe. He swore that he saw a gray hair when he combed his hair the other day but Naruto couldn't find it when he told the ball of energy hyped up... from the tons of candy and sweets. He tried to tell Naruto that it was bad for him and the triplets but he almost got his head chewed off, so he came up with a compromise that he could only have half a cake or pie a week but he would sneak some from Naruto's plate so that decreased some of his sugar intake but it was adding to his weight. But thank the heavens that he was genetically lean and fit...but he still exercised to stay nice and fit for when Naruto got his sexy figure back and they could party all night long...well he knew that his thinking was illogical because they would be tired from the newborns but a man could dream about all the wrong...right things that he would do to Naruto. He was getting hard just by thinking about it, hmmm would Naru be mad if he was woken up by him trying to get some?...
Hell yeah, he tried that shit last week and ended up with a black eye...but it's okay...it's not half the time he felt like he was in an abusive relationship. Like who knew that a pregnant person was so violent? He didn't all he heard all day was Sasuke can you get me some ice cream or I hate you for putting me through this. Then the crying he couldn't take it because everytime Naruto cried he wanted too but he had to keep up his manly appearance and stay strong for the both of them because they couldn't both fall apart. Then it was the Sakura situation...they just had too many things on their plate at once. On the brighter side, when Naruto throws things at him or is being mean he always apologize and that turns into mind-blowing sex and whatever else the blonde fox has in store for him...so strictly speaking he'll take all the stuff that Naruto throws at him for all the make up sex in the word.
...Dammit he really wanted to wake him up. Sex would tire him out and it might make him sleep better, he thought smirking to himself.
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"Fucking teme..." Naruto rambled to himself after he was attacked by a horny Sasuke monster, he loved that he still wanted to have sex with him but shit...he was tired from lugging his three babies around all day. Plus that sleep was wonderful, but now his ass hurt, normally Sasuke is gentle but not last...this morning. What was the pervert thinking that got him so riled up?
Walking in the kitchen around three, yeah got up not too long ago since Sasuke didn't stop at one round. He must have been really pent-up or something Naruto thought as he glared at the violator in question. Sasuke really didn't have any remorse as he licked his swollen lip, Naruto felt a little bad, just a tad bit but he got some joy out of seeing Sasuke eat slowly so he wouldn't hurt it further. Served his ass right, you would think that he would learn his lesson from the fifth time he ended up sore somewhere from waking him up to have a little adult "fun" but no, not his teme, at times Naruto thought that he was a little masochistic because he just kept doing the same thing over and over. Sasuke did have a little kink but only one for him so he made his way over to him, the love of his life and planted a big wet one on his bruised lips and smiled when he heard the grunt he was looking for but felt his kiss being returned. They were pretty screwed up, he thought.
Pulling away first Sasuke looked at Naruto who looked well rested and satisfied, proud of his work he patted Naruto on his rear end. "I have news from Konoha, you might want to sit down for this." He told as he led the way to the little kitchen table.
"What's the matter? Is everyone okay?" Naruto asked as he rattled off question after question.
"Shhh...everyone is alright, but Sai is in the hospital. They attacked him to get information on our whereabouts but he escaped don't know if they just let him go to see if they mess up somewhere on their end but it's not life threatening." Pausing he took a sip of his tea, "I know that they are getting more desperate and this time they did arrest Sakura because she had a hand in Sai's attack. I know that she is in the hands of Ibiki and Inoichi, to gather info but I'm shocked that Orochimaru let her get caught but from what I read, they gathered a lot. They didn't say what they are going to do with her, yet."
Naruto listened and he couldn't help his excitement, did this mean that he could go home soon? Have his children in the comfort of his village? Raise them in the Uchiha mansion? He wanted this whole ordeal to be over and it seemed like it was starting to come to a head...but with Orochimaru this could just be a trap to lure them out, he wasn't so dumb as to go back to Konoha as is. The most vile creature was still out there plotting Sasuke's and his demise...no thank you, they'll just have to wait for his head to roll off his shoulders first before going. That made his smile wilt a little as he thought about it, stuck here for how much longer? Why can't someone just kill this guy for good already?
Sighing he leaned back in his chair, rubbing his stomach. Why did he have to go through so many obstacles...just to be happy?
"It's alright, all we have left is Orochimaru and his gang, then we'll be home free." Naruto said with a happiness that he didn't feel.
"I know, they are on it. Checking out all the locations they got from Sakura and her memories so it's only a matter of time, then we can sleep in our own house, our own bed, and own village...doesn't that sound nice?" Sasuke asked trying to lift Naruto's spirits, he wasn't dumb so he knew the smile was forced, right along with that cheery attitude. He watched as Naruto nodded and smiled.
"Are you hungry?"
"Of course!" Naruto said smiling, for real this time, "I'm always hungry, give me some cake!"
"Thats not real food and it isn't that healthy, how about I make you something with tomatoes in it?" Sasuke said laughing at the blonde's distasteful face. Tomatoes are delicious!
"You and these damn tomatoes!"
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Konoha~
"I can't believe this...I can't..." Sakura chanted over and over, why did she get herself in this predicament?
...She knew but dammit she wanted Sasuke back so bad, she was starting to think that she was forgetting how he looked. That's how bad it is for her, but she couldn't sit around and do nothing so she took matters into her own hands and cornered Sai to get some information out of him...but it failed, went down the shit whole to never return again.
What she couldn't believe is that Orochimaru saw her getting dragged to Ibiki who wasn't known for his tender, love, and care. Worse yet is that Ino's dad joined the mix and prodded all into her memories and delusions, that bastard Inoichi had a nerve to turn a sympathetic look her way after rummaging around in her brain! Fuck them all, they didn't know her!
Pacing back and forth in her tiny cell, she gritted her teeth as she heard her guards babbling on about women and mission. Idiots, the whole lot of them. They'll get theirs it's just a matter of time and she might just be the one to do it...if only she found out a way to get out of here.
As if on cue she heard a piercing scream and smiled when she saw her partner in crime standing in front of her cell. Did he come to get her out? That had to be the case, right?
"Sakura chan, poor .Ra..." Orochimaru slithered out his mouth as he moved forward to get a better look at the beautiful kunoichi, what a shame that beauty was wasted on such an ugly human being. She had a nasty black soul just like...him but one person being like that was enough for him, no repeats were needed. Tsking he dragged his finger across the bars that was holding her captured.
"I have a himitsu. I'd love to tell you it, Sasuke's involved in it and so is that adorable blonde...do you want to know?" Smirking he watched her eyes light up when he said the Uchiha's name but clouded over with hate for the other. Hate is what do you in, she fails to see that.
"What is it, just tell me!" She hissed as she pressed against the bars looking desperate for any news on Sasuke...the girl had it bad.
"Now...is that anyway to talk to someone who is sitting on dangerous information. No I don't think so, so you know what I'll be taking my leave now." Walking away he grinned when she started begging him to stay or get her out, why would he do that? He already got what he wanted all they had to do was get rid of her for good.
"Orochimaru sama...I'm sorry please tell me about Sasuke."
"...Well since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you." He said looking at her expectant face and waited, drawing out the time, making her shift uneasily. Anxiously, oh how he loved the desperate, they just flat-out did it for him. Just like his little pet Anko used too.
"You see, while you were here searching high and low for Sasuke, he's been busy entertaining a certain blue-eyed beauty..."
"And?!" She practically shouted, spittle shooting out of her mouth.
"You can say that they made a little miracle so to speak...hmmm or should I say three?" He said pondering over his words, ignoring her to let everything sink in...it took a while because, she was a little slow. The hair color should be warning enough.
"What are you saying?!" She pressed, breathing harder looking as if she knew but didn't want to believe. It couldn't be true, no they were both men, is what Orochimaru could only imagine what might be going through her head.
"I'm saying that our little Uzumaki is making Sasuke's dreams come true of reviving the Uchiha clan. He's expecting not just one...but three. So basically what I'm saying my dear sweet Sakura chan is that Sasuke doesn't need you...or better yet, that he never needed you." He said on a laugh and watched as her world crumbled around her.
This can't be happening...no, no Naruto is a guy he can't have children. No, it's impossible, Orochimaru must be mistaken but as she looked at the snake who was laughing at her misery she realized that this all could be true. True, he could be pregnant...carrying the children that was meant for her and Sasuke. Her babies, her life, and her Sasuke!
"AAHHHHH!" Sakura screamed eye's wide with a bewildered look on her face, all the while Orochimaru laughed. She thought that they had an agreement but he was standing here looking so calm as she crumbled to pieces and he did nothing!
"I'll kill you! I'll kill Naruto! I'll have the life that was meant for me and raise Sasuke's...no our children together! Yeah, we'll be happy and have more and more. Sasuke'll be happy with me, he won't remember Naruto, only me...only me, ONLY ME!" She rattled off, pulling her hair left and right, pulling strands out in clumps.
"You're suppose to be helping me! Kill him! Kill him...KILL HIM!" She yelled at Orochimaru who ceased his chuckles to look at her coldly.
"Sakura I don't answer to you, no one for that matter." Glaring he paced slowly up the small walkway giving her the intensity of his eyes, "You know I'll give you something even better...fufufu, I know where they are at and you know what I'm not going to do anything about it...I think your misery is enough for the time being. Let's see the fruit of their love blossom and be born and turn into fine shinobi. But who knows I might have a change of plans and kill them all but what good would that do, just seeing you like this flat-out does it for me..."
Smiling like the cat who ate the canary, Orochimaru turned to leave but paused to whisper to himself, "I'll have to find Kabuto to quench this blood thirst, see ya later Sakura chan." And with that he vanished leaving behind an vile aura that made Sakura all the more...crazy.
Screaming and crying she finally got the attention of the rest of the people in the interrogation building.
"Naze...why me?" She yelled looking at a picture of team seven, "I hate you, I hate you for stealing Sasuke and making him happy...he should be with me right now, not you." She yelled at the picture than gripped both corners but adjusted her hold so that most of one side wasn't touched and started ripping it apart. Ripping Naruto out of the picture right along with some of Kakashi.
"I'll get you..." She said as she looked at the scowling boy in the jagged picture, how dare he look at Sasuke like that! But they still ended up together, how dare he...them, she didn't know anymore. She just wanted to sleep and wake to this not being reality. She needed it not to be reality. She felt eyes on her as she talked to herself and uttered Orochimaru's name from time to time but she didn't care anymore. They could look and talk all they wanted.
"What's going on in her?" A female voice boomed out in the tiny room and Sakura looked up, eyes watering and held up the picture of Naruto hissing, "I hate him! He's carrying the children that Sasuke and I should be having!"
Tsunade looked at her once apprentice and sighed, she knew it would be a matter of time before she found out about Naruto but who told her but she knew from looking at the disfigured bodies on the ground...Orochimaru. She was shocked that he didn't take her with him but she guessed he used her to his fill. Shaking her head she tried to calm Sakura down.
"Sakura...what did Orochimaru say exactly?" She asked, not sure if she would really answer or not.
"H-He told me that Naruto was pregnant that's what!" She shouted showing them just how she felt about the situation, then mumbled some stuff that they couldn't hear.
"Can you repeat that last bit, Haruno." Ibiki spoke up for the first time, seeing as though Orochimaru broke into and broke out of his interrogation building he wanted to know everything.
"He said that he was going to leave them alone...until the babies are born or whatever. So he..." She stopped realizing she'd been feeding them information and shut her mouth. Even if she was in this predicament she wasn't going to help them out in any way.
Walking to the farther corner of her cell, she sat and looked at them through the bars, pleased with herself. At least hoping that Orochimaru went back on his word like he did with her, he knew where Naruto was at. She was sure that he couldn't resist temptation for much longer, laughing she threw her head back delighted in the way they looked at her. She didn't care anymore, didn't care what happened to her as long as Naruto got his.
Tsunade paced her office as she thought of what to do about Naruto and Sasuke, they have discusd this matter for a good hour now but she wasn't sure. What if this causes them more harm than good?
Sighing she stopped in her tracks and faced the main group that has been assigned to this secret mission.
"Shikamaru...are you sure about this? I mean...is this move the safest thing for them?" She asked making sure before she said yes. She wanted all options open and she was willing to hear them all.
"This is the best one, Tsunade sama. Orochimaru must already know where they are at and has a plan for them, who knows he'll probably take them both and kill the rest. If we bring Naruto back here then that means that the Kazekage can go back to his village and get the protection that he needs. Also with Naruto being here we can help keep him safe, and make sure that his children are born safely...don't you want that?" He asked hoping that would spark some fire in her to make a decision before it became too late.
"Of course I want that! I want whats best for Naruto and if that means bring him back here then so be it!" She turned quickly and picked up the bottle of sake that's been sitting there waiting for her. Smiling after she took a long gulp of it, she looked at Shikamaru, Kakashi, Lee, and Yamato.
"You guys better bring him back safely...now get the hell out!"
"We will," Is all they said before disappearing, she hoped that this was the best idea. Having Naruto travel in his condition was...going to be hard.
A/N: Hey guys I know it's been a while...super sorry, yeah didn't know that it's been almost two months since I last updated this story. Hontoni gomen! but here is another chapter, I hope you enjoy it because I was getting hounded at home to get a move on it(gosh sister problems!) But it would have been done even if she didn't nag but hey its up and I hope that you all like it. Thanks for reading! Oh yeah we're almost to 70 followers, 49 favorites, and 49 reviews! Yay I'm proud of myself because I see stories that has been up longer than mine and has less, so I can't complain, I'm happy that you guys are reading it and seem to be enjoying it lol Thank you guys so much! xoxoxo yeah baby~~
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