Pairings : 00Q.

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Mugs

"Hello Mug."

"Hi Mug."

Q's mug looked at 007's mug expectantly.

"I love this moment, when my owner is focused on his screen, and yet, you can feel part of his attention is on the man behind him. And your owner is standing a bit too close, of course, because that's what he does when he's around my owner. It's as if they were magnets which couldn't break apart. In a moment, your owner is going to put a hand on my owner's shoulder, in a gesture that is apparently needed, but which is actually purely useless … Look, here. He put his hand on his shoulder, and obviously the reason was that he wanted to take a better look at what the other was doing, but in reality, he didn't need to do that. What do you see ?"

The other mug answered :

"Two idiots who should jump each other."

"Hum … He doesn't bring you here often."

"He never brought me here, actually. But he suddenly decided that I needed to be down there. He spends so much time here it doesn't surprise me. So, you're Q's mug, right ?"

"Indeed."

"Typical."

"Excuse me ?"

"Look at you, you're the cliché of a quartermaster's mug."

"I could say the same for you. Look at you, with your chipped handle and the faded inscriptions on your body …"

The other mug hummed in appreciation. Then, it said :

"Q."

"007."