Tuesday, April 6th, M. Flowers H.S:
Annie Scrambler's Diary, NOT ENGLISH JOUNAL, KEEP OUT!
First day of not lying. Here's what happened: I got to school at the same time as that, well, VAT really, Lisa Heffenbacher. She gave me this sickly annoying smile and said "Hi Annie! How are you today?" I kept walking. "Annie? Didn't you hear me? I said how are you?" She was TOTALLY trying to catch me in a lie. "oh, I heard you!" I snapped, "I'm just IGNORING you!" Then I stomped, happily, inside. Now I've got to think up a way to trick Lisa into yelling 'Hey You Guys!'
"Annie are you listening to me?" Mrs. Fredrickson just asked me, "Is that your English journal?" Crap. "uumm, no this isn't my English journal."
Today's English assignment: In your journal, write about your favorite book, movie, TV show and food.
Lisa Heffenbacher's English journal:
My favorite food is a turkey and Swiss sandwich on seven grain bread, hold the mayo with a dill picked on the side. When I was a little kid my favorite food was turnips, which, for some reason, made my parents upset.
My favorite movie of all time is Brunch at Stephanie's. It's about a pretty lady named Tiffany who lives in a high rise apartment in New York and is in love with the elevator operator. But Tiffany is a heiress so she can't marry him. This movie is very good and romantic and won several Oscars.
My favorite TV show is Little City. Which is a show about MarvelousGuy and his hometown before he became MarvelousGuy. It is very good because MarvelousGuy always saves the day but no one can know that he has superpowers and it is all done to a great soundtrack.
My Favorite books are The Royal Journals series by Patricia Carol. They are about this girl who discovers that she is actually a princess of a small country she's never heard of. These books are really good and very funny.
Danny Rebus's English Journal:
My favorite food is pineapple. This fruit is good tasting, and, some say, magical.
My favorite movie is Pirates of the Mediterranean. It's about these pirates who sail around the Mediterranean kidnapping people and doing pirate-y things.
My favorite TV show is The Giant Boom Idea. Which is about nerdy guys doing what nerdy guys do.
My favorite book is The Journal of a Cowardly Boy. It's about this kid, named Josh, hiding, which is what cowardly kids do. I liked this book because it was very funny.
Annie Scrambler's English Journal, KEEP OUT!
My Favorite food is scrambled egg.
My favorite movie is Lease. It's about these people who live in New York. The movie is about their lives and how a lot of them have trouble paying the lease.
My favorite TV show is Choir, which is a TV show about this high school choir (as the title implies). My favorite episode was the one where July Streets comes back to her former glory (her high school choir) after getting kicked off her own TV show Coming Up Roses.
My favorite book is Heinous: The Days and Era of the Heinous Woman of the West. Which is a spoof of sorts on the movie/book The Sorcerer of Ev.
Science:
So, ready to quit Lisa? -Annie
No. pay attention. -Lisa
Annie, what are you doing tonight? -Albert Dinkerson
I dk.
Is that ALBERT passing you notes? -Tuesday
Annie, would you like to go out for dinner with me?
No.
Oh, well, if you ever do I'll be here waiting for you.
Annie! That was mean!
So? You said not to lie, not to be nice. And did you see the last note he sent me? It was creepy.
Awwww, that's so sweet, he said he'll wait for you!
Only you would think stalkers are cute.
Lisa Heffenbacher's Diary: Keep out!
Hector kept asking me what the other part of the bet was. I really don't want to tell him. And, hopefully I'll be able to not yell "Hey You Guys" at all this week. I also don't think Annie will lie, she can be very determined sometimes.
Until we thwart her plan, that is. And then she just gets annoyed and vengeful.
So, bonus points for those who can tell me all the things Annie's English Journal spoofs. ~JAS
