Wednesday April 7th, M. Flowers H.S:
Today's English assignment: Write in your journal about a moment in your life that you perceived as unjust or unfair.
Story Ophelia Hamilton's English journal:
One moment that I thought was unjust happened just this Monday! In the High School's Drama Club, we were supposed to chose a play to perform for the Mid-summer's musical. But instead of excepting nominations and voting on a play, the club's president (only pres by a cruel twist of fate!) simply chose the play SHE wanted to perform. This act of dictatorship violated three of the club's rules that were updated three years ago when Maxine Allison Juliet Hamilton-March came into power as 31st president. I plan to bring this to the club's attention at today's meeting.
Annie Scrambler's English Journal, KEEP OUT!
Many unfair and unjust things have happened to me in my life. Like the time the school newspaper chose Lisa Heffenbacher to be the new reporter and not me. Or the time, last summer, when Hector Ruiz chose Lisa Heffenbacher to play the part of the duchess and not me (which seemed like a issue of favoritism if you ask me!). But the moment I chose to write about was the time Hector Ruiz won the Lukewarm radio contest and I unfairly got runner up! Now let me state here that Annie Scrambler is no runner up! Annie Scrambler is a WINNER! But, anyway, they chose Hector as the winner so he got to make a music video. Then I had my Uncle Sigmund hypnotize him so he had the instincts of a canine. It was so funny! Unfortunately Lisa found a way to retrain his instincts so he was able to do the video. I'll outwit them some day!
History:
Any good plans to finally foil the Electric Company? -Manny Spamboni
I have a billion of wonderful ideas floating around my genius brain! -Francine Carruthers
We need to do something to that VAT Lisa Heffenbacher -Annie Scrambler
Why Lisa? And what's a vat?
Because I made a bet with her, if she yells 'Hey You Guys' at all this week she has to do my science homework!
So? How does that help US?
What's a vat?
If I don't lie at all this week she has to make out with Hector Ruiz in front of the whole school.
WHAT'S A VAT?
Very Annoying Thing.
Who are you calling an annoying thing!
THAT'S WHAT V.A.T. MEANS! VERY ANNOYING THING!
Oh.
ANNIE SCRAMBLER. DO NOT LIE. I will bring my camera!
No need to yell, I'm working on it! And of course bring your camera! After that make out fest, we're going VIRAL!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Lisa Heffenbacher's Diary: Keep out!
OHMYGOSH! I JUST REMEMBERED! IF ANNIE DOESN'T LIE I'LL HAVE TO KISS HECTOR! IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
-Lunch Texts:
Lisa: JESS I NEED UR HELP!
Jessica: what?
Lisa: !
Jessica: WHAT?
Lisa: If Annie Scrambler doesn't lie all week I have to kiss Hector.
Jessica: OMG!
Lisa: YES! I'M FREAKING OUT!
Hector: Hey
Jessica: What are you going to do?
Lisa: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ur brothers txting me!
Jessica: you talk to him now, I'll think of something!
Lisa: Hey
Hector: What's up?
Lisa: Not much
Hector: That's cool
Lisa: What about u?
Hector: Nothing really
Lisa: Well I got to go
Hector: ok, see u later?
Lisa: of course! J
Jessica: Here's a thought, tell him.
Lisa: NO!
Jessica: ok! ok! Is he gone?
Lisa: yes
Jessica: what if I ask Annie something She'll have to lie about?
Lisa: I don't want to do anything… bad…
Jessica: you won't, I'LL ask her!
Lisa: but wouldn't that be cheating?
Jessica: not really, I'll just ask her a question.
Jessica: do you like my brother?
Lisa: WHAT?
Jessica: are you going to lie about it?
Lisa: I….
Jessica: See?
Lisa: Well, I don't know…
Jessica: gtg. Will work on Annie though. TRUST ME!
Lisa: DON'T TELL HECTOR!
Jessica: bye!
Lisa Heffenbacher's Diary: Keep out!
I just found the weirdest poem on the floor. Here it is: Through her hazel hair streams the sunlight/ Darkest eyes and skin so fair/ Tiny girl, small, but with might/ Lips like a rose 'round the wondrous lair/ Your beauty is uncanny/ My wonderful Annie
And then under it, it said 'From Danny, always yours'.
Danny likes Annie? Does Annie know? What should I do with this? Maybe I should give it to Danny. Or to Annie. Or maybe I should keep it. Should I ask The Electric Company? No, wait, I can't. Or I'll lose the bet, and this is kind of personal, so maybe I shouldn't tell any one… I don't know!
Minutes from the Drama Club meeting (as written and recorded by Story Ophelia Hamilton):
Brianna Lewis (the VAT): I here by bring this meeting to order.
Story Ophelia Hamilton (me, under breath): Gee, really? I was wondering why we were all here.
Lisa Heffenbacher: I can take attendance if you want.
Brianna (VAT VAT VAT!): Oh, Story can do that.
Story Ophelia (who is semi-annoyed): Story Ophelia Hamilton? …Here. Meg Rosalind Hamilton?
Meg Rosalind: Here.
Story Ophelia: Danny Rebus?
Danny: Here.
Story Ophelia: Annie Scrambler?
Annie (annoyed with the whole thing): Here.
Story Ophelia: Taylor Lokar?
Taylor: Here.
Story Ophelia: Lisa Heffenbacher?
Lisa (a bit confusified): Here.
Story Ophelia: Michael Johnson?
Michael (who-is-cute-but-with-the-bad-taste-to-like-Lan-na): Uhhhh… what?
Story Ophelia (rolling eyes): Josh Meyers?
Josh (again, cute-but-with-the-bad-taste-to-date-Brianna): Here, dude.
Story Ophelia (AGAIN, rolling eyes): Lan-na, err, Lana Anderson?
Lan-na: Her-re!
Story Ophelia: Brianna Lewis?
Brianna: Here!
Story Ophelia (dead-pan): Every one important is here… plus a few others.
Meg Rosalind: Story!
(Brianna shoots me an evil glare)
Story Ophelia: That was a huge waste of time and paper. Can I say something regarding the Mid-summer's musical?
Brianna: we've already chosen it. End of story… Story.
Lisa: You've chosen it already? But you can't vote on it without all the members present!
Annie: We didn't vote.
Taylor (quietly): Brianna just chose the one she wanted.
Josh: But we all agreed that Grease would be best!
*Facepalm*
Story Ophelia: Uh, NO! We didn't. You and Brianna did, which violates THREE of the rules set in place by Maxine Allison Juliet Hamilton-March!
Lisa: Oh I remember her! She was really nice!
Annie (under breath): the most annoying person EVER. She was happy ALL THE TIME.
Meg Rosalind (to Annie, because she heard her): She wasn't annoying! She's happy! And positive!
Annie: I find happy and positive people annoying.
Brianna (waving hand): Oh those silly rules are obsolete!
Story Ophelia: NO THEY AREN'T!
Meg Rosalind: I've got the rules right here! Rule 5 says Important decision, like the choosing of plays and the forming and exoneration of rules, can not be made with out the complete presence of the entire club. Rule 22 says In choosing plays to produce, members must nominate plays then vote on them. The play with the most votes will be summated to the Drama Club director for approval…Shall I continue?
Lan-na: But no one follows those rules!
Story Ophelia (grabbing rules from Meg): Rule 88: Failure to follow rules will lead to suspension from club activities and benefits, including voting on plays and trying out for parts. Ha!
Annie: Do you people have the rules memorized or something?
Lisa: See Annie? Rules do come in handy some times.
Brianna: Ummmm… I, err… Every one think of an idea and we'll vote on Friday! Meeting concluded!
Meeting is finishedized!
Lisa: 'finishedized' is not a word.
Story: not you too.
Meg: That's what I've been trying to tell her!
After School Texts:
Danny: Hey
Annie: Hey
Danny: What r u doing tonight?
Annie: idk. Y?
Danny: I was wondering if you wanted to do something
Annie: like what?
Danny: idk
Annie: sure
Danny: I'll pick you up 8?
Annie: okay, see you then
Annie Scrambler's Diary, NOT ENGLISH JOUNAL, KEEP OUT!
Oh my gosh! Danny Rebus just asked me out! He's going to pick me up at eight and we're going to do… something, I don't quite know. What does someone where to do… that?
More Texts:
Lisa: Hi, can you help me?
Hector: What's up?
Lisa: Hypothetical question,
Hector: okaaayyy
Lisa: if you found a love poem on the ground from your enemy to your other enemy what would you do with so said love poem?
Hector: You found a love poem from one prankster to another?
Lisa: it's hypothetical!
Hector: Was it from Manny to Francine?
Lisa: it's a hypothetical question!
Hector: Francine to Danny?
Lisa: I don't really want to say…
Hector: Manny to Danny?
Lisa: Hector!
Hector: Well who is it?
Lisa: Danny to Annie…
Hector: Danny REBUS and Annie SCRAMBLER?
Lisa: Yes!
Hector: I don't know what I'd do..
Lisa: gee, thanks
Hector: happy to help! Whatcha doing tonight, 7 maybe?
Lisa: nothing, why?
Hector: do you want to get something to eat and hang out?
Lisa: sure!
Hector: Cool, I'll pick you up at 6:45?
Lisa: okay, see you then
Hector: Cool, can't wait!
Annie Scrambler's Diary, NOT ENGLISH JOUNAL, KEEP OUT!
I just had the must amazing time with Danny! We went out for dinner at this cute little jazzy café called 'The Nicolette'. It was amazing! Then we just walked through the park and talked. Then when he walked me home, right before I went inside, Danny kissed me! I had the best night of me life!
DOUBLE POSTIE! Much Love, JAS
