Hello, Story and I want to say in advance that this chapter is kind of long.
Story: And the drama club gets kind of out of hand.
Very out of hand. Just becuase they mention something (or a spoof of something) doesn't mean I like or aprove of the thing.
Story: I take no responsibility for what they say. They are on their own. Also, Jedi Annie Scrambler does not own The Electric Company.
I wish I did. Now, please enjoy the chapter.
Thursday April 8th, M. Flowers H.S:
Annie Scrambler's Diary, NOT ENGLISH JOURNAL, KEEP OUT!
MY PLAN FOR THROWING THE NEIGHBORHOOD INTO COMPLETE CHAOS! (okay, not complete chaos, just because my plan isn't complete)
1) Send Jessica Ruiz to boarding school, St. Anne's to be exact
2) Hypnotize Hector and Lisa to be madly in love with each other (although if I don't lie the kiss may move things along without hypnotism)
3) After two or three weeks of mad love, hypnotize Hector into cruelly dumping Lisa.
Now I just have to think of something to do to Keith…
Lisa Heffenbacher's Diary: Keep out!
Last night Hector asked me out! We went to Papa Ratzzi's Pizzeria and then we walked through the park. And that, when it started to get late, we went to Dontella's Coffee shop and talked forever. Oh my gosh! I wonder if he likes me. Likes me likes me, not just, you know, likes me. I… don't know what to think right now. More later.
Today's English assignment: Write in your journal your most profound moment.
Annie Scrambler's English Journal, KEEP OUT!
My most profound moment was… uhh…
Francine Carruthers' English Journal
My most profound moment was when I was born. This was great, or profound, because before that moment there was no Francine Carruthers. Before that moment the world was missing a serious piece of it's greatness. Without me the world was in turmoil!
History:
I know what we should do to Little Miss Sunshine -Francine
What? -Manny
Do tell. -Annie
We should, some how, lock her in a closet with that nerd Dax!
YES YES YES!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! That's good!
I AM a genius, aren't I?
Don't push it Carruthers
Minutes from the Drama Club meeting (as written and recorded by Story Ophelia Hamilton):
Brianna (VVAATT!): I hear by bring this meeting to order. (so since her pres. status is threatened my silly rules, Brianna must show us little people that it's HER leading this club and not some one else, like July Streets or something.)
Annie Scrambler (reading over my shoulder): Now wouldn't that be interesting.
Danny Rebus (to Annie): Wouldn't what be interesting?
Annie: July Streets leading our Drama Club.
Danny: She kind of scares me.
Annie: She's sorter than ME!
Brianna: Uhh, guys?
Taylor Lokar: Are you talking about Choir?
Lan-na Anderson: Flynn is SOO HAWT!
Brianna: HELLO?
This is kinda funny. everyone's now talking about last night's Choir and not listening to Brianna in the least.
Brianna: WE NEED TO START THE MEETING!
Annie (at the same time as Brianna): How can you be afraid of JULY STREETS? She's SHORTER THAN ME! I'm sure she's HARMLESS. (Like being short makes you harmless, ANNIE!)
Taylor (at the same time as Annie): Did any one see last nights episode? Megan broke up with Flynn and Gina went out with Archie! SQUEE!
Danny: She's just so, I don't know…
Lisa (at the same time as Danny): She's probably not shorter than you, Annie, she wears stilettos all the time.
Meg Rosalind Hamilton (my wonderful cousin, at the same time as Lisa): This is really quite funny, don't you think? (Yes it is QUITE funny.)
Annie: Gee, thanks, Lisa.
Josh Meyers (at the same time as Annie): Queenie is hot.
Lisa: What?
Brianna (at the same time as Lisa): EVERY BODY! SHUT THE HELL UP!
*Stunned silence at Brianna swearing*
Brianna (Prim and Proper): Thank you. now, does any one have any suggestions for the Mid-Summer's Musical? Story can record them.
SUGGESTIONS FOR THE MID-SUMMER'S MUSICAL:
Lease(Annie Scrambler), VERDICT? No, it's to mature for a high school, all the drugs and stuff.
Grease(Who do you think? Brianna Lewis!), VERDICT? Every one yelled NO! at the same time.
Cabaret(Danny Rebus), VERDICT? Every one stared at him like he was crazy for five whole seconds, then moved on.
The Phantom of the Opera(Taylor Lokar, surprisingly), VERDICT? 4 yeses (Annie, Danny, Taylor, and Meg) and 6 nos (every one else)
Young Frankenstein(Josh Meyers), VERDICT? Tie vote, we'll consider it.
Cats (Michael Johnson!), VERDICT? We stared at him for SIX second then Meg (who recovered first) pointed out that although it was an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, it had no plot, just… a lot of cats. singing.
My Fair Lady (Lan-na Anderson), VERDICT? Tie vote again, we'll consider it.
You're a Good Man Charlie Brown (Meg Rosalind Hamilton), VERDICT? No, it doesn't have enough people in it.
The Music Man (Lisa Heffenbacher), VERDICT? AGAIN, tie vote.
Story Ophelia (me): um, what about Guys and Dolls? It has gangsters (looks at Josh and Michael), show girls (looks at Brianna and Lan-na), true love (looks at Lisa), 40s style costumes (Annie), four leads (Danny), lots of cool roles but not too many (don't know why but I looked at Taylor), and it's a classic (Locks eyes with Meg).
Lisa (shocked): That sounds perfect…
Brianna: Yeah… How many for?
*EVERY ONE RAISED THEIR HAND!*
Brianna: I guess it's unanimous.
Danny (Looking at me curiously): You know, that girl, the old president-
Meg: Maxine Allison Juliet Hamilton-March?
Danny (Still looking at me!): yeah, her, she could always pick the perfect play too.
Hun.
*A random thought I had at 11:37pm in my room* No one suggested Mamma Mia! I wonder why.
Lisa Heffenbacher's Diary: Keep out!
I'm writing this from the basement closet where I'm locked with Dax. He is very Closter phobic and keeps reliving the pressure in his head which SMELLS LIKE TOAST. I'm kind of hungry now. Anyway, Francine and Manny locked us in the closet for some unknown reason- but probably to get me to yell 'Hey You Guys'- and on top of that they stole our cell phones. This place is smaller then the space ship on our model of the solar system! Dax is going crazy and I think I might be too.
"Do you think they'll ever let us out?" He's saying now, "if I weren't Skilecian I might be having unkind thoughts about them!"
I'm having some for the both of us. Oh, wait! I can hear them talking outside!
"Why isn't Annie helping us?" this is Manny.
"She's busy," Danny said.
"Oh and how would YOU know?" snips Francine.
"She texted me!"
"What's she doing?"
"Stuff,"
"What stuff?"
Needless to say, this is a boring conversation that's going nowhere, like us.
Annie Scrambler's Diary, NOT ENGLISH JOURNAL, KEEP OUT!
Phase one of my plan is complete! Today after school I printed out some flyers from St. Anne's boarding school in NYC. Then I changed into the outfit I'd brought (Which was shiny black flats, white knee socks, a plaid skirt, a white blouse, and this matching headband with a bow on it) and walked over to the Ruiz's apartment and proceeded to hypnotize Mrs. Ruiz into sending Jessica to boarding school! That lady COMPLETELY believed me when I said I was from St. Anne's and I wanted to tell her about how we are selling candles to raise money for underprivileged puppies in Guam. AH-MAZING! Thank goodness Uncle Sigmund gave me my pocket watch back!
Lisa Heffenbacher's Diary: Keep out!
I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to stand it! Oh, wait, I have an idea.
Annie Scrambler's Diary, NOT ENGLISH JOURNAL, KEEP OUT!
THAT VAT! THAT VAT, THAT VAT, THAT VAT!
SHE FOUND A STUPID LOOP HOLE! SHE HAD DAX YELL 'HEY YOU GUYS' INSTEAD OF HER AND THE WHOLE STUPID ELECTRIC COMPANY CAME RUNNING!
Hi again!
Beta, of AlphaBeatSoup, the book was Wicked: The life and times of the wicked witch of the west. Double Points-5. (to +3 tell me what Coming Up Roses is) (LOL)
The Electric Phantom, Thanks for reviewing!
