Saturday April 17th:

MEMO FROM THE DRAMA CLUB PRESIDENT, BRIANNA, (WRITTEN BY STORY) AS EMAILED TO THE DRAMA CLUB:

Due to the fact that we were so rudely interrupted (blah blah blah) by "random singing" and "people leaving" (Why is that in air quotes? There were people actually singing and leaving.) the Drama Club is postponing the auditions for Guys and Dolls to Monday the 19th. COME PREPARED (to die). We will not reschedule again! (Uh hu. You tell yourself that.)

Brianna (and Story), Drama Club President (and secretary)


Prankster Meeting Minutes as Recorded by Gilda Flip

Gilda Flip: Let it be know and recorded that the date is Thursday, April 17th, and the time is 12 pm. Location is Francine's apartment.

Annie Scrambler: Let it be known and recorded that this is the best sushi I've very had.

Danny Rebus: Let it be known and recorded that Annie speaks the truth. Kudos to your chef, Francine.

Manny Spamboni: Let it be known and recorded that this sushi waffle sandwich is really good too.

Annie: Ew.

Francine Carruthers: Let it be known and recorded that you should all shut up!

Francine: Now. I have come up with some fantastic plans to destroy-

*Annie whispers to Gilda*

Gilda: Um, Francine?

Francine: -to destroy the Electric Company once and for all!

Gilda: Francine?

Francine: What?

Gilda: Annie just told me that the Electric Company has disband. Indefinitely.

Francine: WHAT?!

Manny: WHAT?!

Francine: Who told you that?

*Gilda points at Annie*

Francine: And who told you this, Annie?

Annie: I have my sources. A source who was there when they decided to disband.

Francine: But- what- Who- how?

Danny: It was our brilliant plan- Annie's and mine- that caused them to give up all hope!

*Danny and Annie laugh evilly*


Sunday, April 18th

STORY OPHELIA HAMILTON'S BIG BOOK OF RANDOM THINGS (including, but not excluded to, conversions, odd facts, lyrics from musicals, poems and school assignments):

The scene, Running Latte, that cafe on the block with all the coffee shops whose names are puns (like C U Latte, and The Daily Grind). This shop happens to be a little more indie that your normal coffee pun shop so the lights are dim and that band that no one's heard of but everyone knows the song is playing. I don't drink coffee so I have a black tea with cream in front of me. And a cinnamon roll. Yummy.

Danny and Annie are here too. In fact Danny was the one who invited me- which is weird in a third wheel way. "We decided that you are our assistant and we're sharing you," he told me over the phone.

So scratch third wheel, I'm like kid in the divorce except my parents are my bosses and are dating?

Never mind, I can't rationalize this.

Danny: You're probably wondering why we brought you here today.

Annie: Yeah, why did you bring me here today?

Danny: I was talking to Story.

Annie: oh.

Danny: We-

Annie: You. If it was up to me I'd still be in bed.

Me: It's like 2 in the afternoon!

Annie: What's your point? Sleep is like, the best.

Danny: Eh HEM. As I was saying, I brought you here today because Annie and I have decided to make you our assistant. Our current goal is destroying the Electric Company.

Me: They've already disbanded. What more do you want?

Annie: Total annihilation. They will never want to get back together.

Danny: Jessica is almost out of the way, Annie just has to finish her off-

Me: FINISH HER OFF? YOU'RE GONNA KILL HER?

Both Danny and Annie flailed across the table at me so I had to squeak and shield my cinnamon roll

Annie: No that's not what he meant. Story! Don't shout like that. You are going to get some one arrested!

Danny: And by someone she means her.

Annie: And you.

Danny: We could preform the Cell Block Tango in jail.

Annie: I'd need some blood red lipstick and fishnets.

Danny: I'll choreograph!

Me: Guys! What do you mean you will finish her off?!

Annie: Oh, I just mean hypnotize her to hate the rest of the EC.

Me: Well that's a different thing all together. Proceed.

Danny: Then we spread rumors about Hector and Lisa so they lose their credibility. Francine can help with that.

Me: Wait, Francine's in on this too?

Annie: No, of course not. But her vlog is the perfect platform for our rumors. That's were you come in.

Danny: Yes. See, Francine has an assistant named Gilda Flip. We need you to tip her off when and where Hector and Lisa are, that way, Gilda will tell Francine and Francine will get some juicy shots on film.

Annie: That might be hard, they are such goody two shoes'.

Me: We might get lucky- or I mean, they might. Heh heh.

Danny: I don't get it.

Annie: Any way, I also have Tuesday working on a secret formula that will-

Annie's phone buzzed that song from Gypsy.

Annie: Hello?

Annie: Uh-hu, uh-hu, well has it been tested yet, Tues?

Annie: No, no I don't want to test it on them.

Annie: No, Story isn't an option either.

Annie: That's an idea, I'll ask her.

Annie: Story, can we test a formula that changes your personality to the complete opposite on Max?

Me: WHAT?

Danny: Tuesday is making- or made it sounds like- a formula that basically makes you the UN version of your self. So if Annie were to take it, she'd become Unannie, all sweet and cheerful and pink and... a lot like Lisa, actually.

Annie Shutters.

Me: But it's not tested yet! You can't give it to my cousin! What if something goes wrong? Or, worse, what if something goes right? She'll be all mean and sad and- and- Not Max!

Annie: Unmax really.

Danny: Haven't you been listening?

Annie: And once she's Unmax we can give her another dose and make her Remax again. Ha ha, remax. She could sell houses.

Me: Why doesn't Tuesday test it?!

Danny: Because if something went wrong, she would be the only one who could fix it. Do you really want a mad scientist Tuesday running around?

Me: Yes. That would be soooo cool!

Annie: Actually that would. You still there Tuesday? We think you should try it because mad-scientist-Tuesday would be awesome.

Annie: She says no.

Me: Uhg. Okay okay. I'll test it.


Tuesday's Science Notes: (Because it's not science unless you write it down!)

Test one of the UN formula. Subject: Story Ophelia Hamilton

Subject is sitting in a chair with her wrists strapped to the arm rests so she can't go crazy if this works.

Subject says, "Guys, this is making me really nervous."

Assistant Two (Annie Scrambler) says, "You just take the formula then after we confirm it works you take the second dose which will put you back to normal. That's how it works right?"

Scientist (Me, Tuesday) says, "I think so."

Subject begins wiggling in chair and says, "You think so?"

Assistant One (Danny Rebus) says, "We haven't tested it yet Story."

Subject says, "Right."

Subject says, "Okay, I'm ready."

Scientist says, "Okay open up."

Scientist pours blue liquid into Subject's mouth. Subject swallows and makes a face.

Subject says, "That tastes weird."

Assistant One says, "Why is it blue?"

Scientist says, "SSHH!"

Subject and chair begin spinning around. After a few seconds the stop. Everyone looks at the Subject.

Assistant Two says, "Story? I got tickets to Newsies? You wanna go?"

Subject rolls her eyes and says, "Uhg. Like, no. Musicals are sooo boring. I can't believe I was ever into that stuff."

Assistant One says, "You want to go spy on... somebody?"

Subject says, "You guys are so boring. Why would I want to do that? Hey. I know what would be cool. You guys should UNSTRAPE ME FROM THIS CHAIR and have some of that blue stuff too. Then you'd be cooler, like me."

Scientist squeals in an unscientific fashion, "OMG IT WORKED!"

Assistant Two says, "Great. Now giver her some more, I want old Story back."

Subject says, "No! I don't want to be BORING Story again! Don't give me any more!"

Assistants Two and One manage to get the Subject to drink more UN Formula. Scientist is too busy doing the happy dance.

Subject, upon in taking more UN formula, spins around again.

Subject says, "Uhg, I'm dizzy. Can you guys unstrap me? And I totally want those Newsies tickets, Annie. Why didn't you tell me sooner!?"

Subject, now confirmed back to normal, is released from chair.

Assistant Two says, "Um, I don't really have tickets. I just wanted to see if you were Unstory."

Subject says, "Oh."

Assistant One says, "How are we going to give this to Lisa? We can't just walk up and say 'hey Lisa drink this weird blue liquid. It's not a formula to turn you into the opposite of who you are. It's... juice.'"

Subject says, "You could make muffins."

Assistant Two says, "Muffins?"

Subject says, "Yeah, Unmuffins, and put this stuff in it."

Scientist says, "That's actually a good idea."


Transcript from video of Lisa and Hector made in Hector's apartment kind of accident but also kind of not:

Hector is laying on a bed next to Lisa "Is it on?" Lisa fiddles with the computer but her hands are off screen "Yeah. I think so." Hector props himself up on his elbows and speaks to Lisa "I never meant for this to happen." "I don't think any of us did." "Jessica- Uhg. Jessica is overreacting. It was a secret for like a couple days!" "She just needs time to think. A lot has happened for her. I mean boarding school?" Hector raises his eyebrows "Are you defending her? For disbanding the Electric Company?!" Lisa sighs "No, I'm just looking at it from her perspective." Lisa leans against his shoulder "I like this. Us. Even if it does make your sister mad." Hector kisses her "Me too." They kiss again. They deepen it. Lisa rolls onto her back, Hector over her. He kisses her jaw, her throat. Lisa reaches over and, after a few blind tries, turns off the recording.


I LIVE! It is JAS! With an update! You can thank The Electric Phantom! Anyway, if you're reading this (still) thank you! Hope you are enjoying it! I miss the Electric Company. ~Jedi Annie Scrambler