This was the last thing Mammon had planned to do on their Christmas vacation. Reborn had come for a visit and oh how they should've seen this coming, dressing up as an elf with him wasn't too bad in their mind now that they were subjected to this. This, this red and black polka dotted atrocity.
Of course the royal couple burst into a fit of giggles, leaning on each other's shoulders for support. Mammon made a mental note to hide watermelon seeds and ladybugs in each of their beds.
Fran was terrified of watermelon seeds, it might have to do with the fact that as a child Mukuro told him if he swallowed the seeds they'd turn into babies. He was still afraid of becoming the first pregnant male.
And Bel, well, he wasn't laughing anymore. His face had turned deadly pale, before anyone could ask he turned and fled from the room screeching.
Sure butterflies were challenging but ladybugs were horrifying. And Mammon just so happened to be wearing a large, intimidating ladybug costume. While Reborn was dressed as a praying mantis, they just had to be forced as the prey.
"Reborn what are we dooooing!" They whined as Lussuria began taking many polaroids to remember this 'moment'. They rolled their eyes beneath their hood, their cheeks turning pink with embarrassment.
"We're dressing up for our interview." Reborn stated casually knowing what was to come next.
"REBOOORNNN!"
"Ciao, ciao."
He took off running with the ladybug right behind him, holding out their "mark"er, poised and ready to draw all over his face.
Yes Mammy happened to like kpop and claimed they were to be the next top idol for Big Hit entertainment. They could sing three renditions of "girls girls girls" and knew "bulletproof" by heart. They also claimed to be Asian and swore they would make millions.
But that's another story.
In the end Mammon decided to wear the stupid costume and chase a frightened Belphegor around the house. Fran laughed the entire time, eating a bowl of popcorn and claiming this was a real show. Bel would get him later for this but the least he could do was stab him for it. Ooh, scary~
Lussuria had quite a few polaroids of his screaming child to add to the family album.
Somebody probably should have warned Bel not to reveal his fears to everyone, because two weeks later a very pissed Fran showed up at his door.
As a ladybug.
"Have mercy on the Prince!"
And what we learned here is that I was bored and never reveal even one fear to Varia. Sorry it's so short. I ran out of au ideas for a little bit.
