Guffrey the Vulture
Vulture: Any of several carrion-eating birds of the families Accipitridae and Cathartidae.
Sometimes poor Guffrey wished people would look at vultures as magnificent clean-up birds, not monstrous profiteers off another's suffering. His handsome kind left nothing to waste in the wake of abandoned carcasses. And bird, those dead animals were crisp and delicious!
He also thought people can't see the beauty of a soaring vulture. He was proud of his majestic wingspan, that allowed him to fly in the sun for hours. And what's so wrong with having a bald head? An animal's got to keep clean, just like a human.
But he knew he wouldn't be misunderstood forever. No, sir!
