So here I was in a car with Axl and the infamous X. They were talking about the current incident and all I was thinking about how this day took a really sudden change from regular to bizarre. Really bizarre. I was in a car with two famous people. That in itself is odd. On top of which one of them is dead. Well technically. Strange stuff. Mama didn't tell me that there would be days like this. Ever. I tuned back into X and Axl's conversation.

"So Axl do have any leads on that bastard that killed you?" X asked. Axl shook his head no.

"All I know is that he worked in the Coffee shop and he was huge. I couldn't really see his face the whole time because that place was really dark. But by the time I was in the basement area I could see his face. Dude was smacked." Axl said. X made a strange face as if he was trying to picture it.

"How smacked are we talking?" X asked.

"Dude ugliest mofo I've seen in a minute. And I've seen Frank Ocean recently." Axl said with a sigh.

"Damn." I said suddenly realizing what he meant. Somewhere in this wide world Frank Ocean is crying.

"You didn't have to say that about him like that. So mean Axl." X said turning a corner.

"What? I call it like I see it." Axl said with a content smile. X sighed.

"So tell me Axl. If someone hot killed you, you'd feel better about it?" X asked.

"Oh god yes. Maybe like a cute nurse with a syringe or...like a cute Japanese school girl...or...Kitana from Mortal Kombat...Mmmm yes. They can cut me as much they want." Axl with stars in his eyes. X and I both looked to the back seat. You could tell Axl was contemplating it.

"So I guess you're into that stuff? I didn't know." X said turning on the blinker ready to turn left.

"Not really I didn't really think about it much until getting tortured to death." Axl said.

"What do you mean?" I asked Axl curiously. Axl turned to me.

"Well ya see, the whole time dude was smirking at me, Like he was enjoying it. So in the back of my mind I'm thinking, this guy really likes this huh? Sick bastard. Then I started to think, If this was a hot girl this would be 80x nicer. Maybe throw in a few kisses and touches and what not. Then I slowly got how those S&M people think." Axl said.

"I don't know what to think about that." X said.

"Me neither." I said.

"Ya know Rock if you wanna kill me at some point in this adventure go ahead." Axl said leaning back in the seat as if he found peace.

X and I both exchanged glances.

"Er..."I started. Then X cut me off.

"He's trolling. You'll get used to it eventually." X said.

"Will I?" I asked.

"Yeah give it about a week." X said nodding to me.

"X are we almost there? I want to get there before I loose my soul." Axl said in childish tone from the back. X sighed. Then suddenly we heard a ringtone that sounded like the Captain America theme from MvC2. I've played that game far too much to not know it off the top of my head. X reached down and got out his cell phone.

"Hold on a sec I got a phone call." X said reaching for his phone.

"X you're gonna kill us. Don't talk on the phone and drive bro. Didn't you see those commercials?" Axl said in a sarcastic tone.

"Axl you're already dead what do you care?" X said with a

"Good point." Axl said. Then he continued "Rock, I'll see you on the other side. Don't fear the reaper." I didn't know what to say to that. X picked up the phone. Looked at it and then hung up with a sigh.

"Who was it?" I asked.

"Iris" X said. Axl made a pffft noise. I was confused.

"I see why you didn't pick it up. You still hate her huh?" Axl said. I was starting to wonder more and more who iris was.

"Yeah with a burning passion." X said.

"X you don't look like the type to hate somebody." I said.

"X is a really nice guy but when he hates someone he reaaaally hates them. It's intense sort of." Axl said explaining.

"I just can't help hating her for some reason. I don't even have a good reason except for she's Zero's ex-girlfriend." X said.

"If you sharkeisha her can I be there to get that shit on camera?" Axl said with a smirk. We all busted out laughing at that moment. Sharkeisha maaan.

"Who's Zero?" I asked curiously.

"Oh sorry Rock, we're just over here talking and you're not in the loop." X said.

"Zero is the love of X's life and our third bestie to complete our group of friends." Axl explained.

"Perfect summary." X said with a smile.

"Ohhh we're almost there. You're gonna meet Zero pretty soon Rock. He's intimidating at first but he's a great dude." Axl said. I raised an eyebrow.

So Zero's a guy huh? interesting. When we rolled up to the coffee shop there were police everywhere looking at the crime scene, random news castors running about and such. The coffee shop was closed off with danger warning tape. The front was bustling with people. X went down to the ally and got out. We were by some back entrance. We got out of the car quietly. Axl turned back into plush form and hopped into my backpack. X was a bit amazed when he saw it. X got out his phone and texted something really fast. We got out of the car and stayed silent suddenly this blonde person walked up and I saw X's face light up. I observed him.

This guy was tall had some muscle but waaaay far from street fighter level. Had long blonde hair and an intense stare. Yep this had to be Zero. Zero walked up and X spoke.

"So how's the search going?"

"No leads on this guy. The crime scene looks absolutely horrible...I saw Axl get dragged out..." Zero said. I could tell that utter sadness was on his face. Like he'd brake down at any moment.

"So you know that surprise I had for you?" X said.

"Yeah?" Zero asked as I saw his eyes examining X as if he was looking for some sort of a sign. X went into my backpack and grabbed Axl out of it. Axl was squirming like he wasn't expecting a giant hand to grab him. Zero looked a little confused. Then X handed the plush to Zero.

"Is this some automatic Axl toy or something...? I can't look at this right now X." Zero said.

"Why can't you look at me?" Axl said. Zero flinched and looked at the toy. Plushie Axl jumped out of Zero's hands and started growing regular sized. He was normal again.

"A-Are you serious?" Zero said in disbelief.

"Oh fasho gurl" Axl said. Zero ran up and hugged Axl lifting him in the air. X and I simultaneously said aww.

"How is this happening?" Zero asked.

"Well we think that Axl was brought back some kind of way to figure out how he got murdered."

"What's the point he's alive again?" Zero said.

"Good question...there doesn't seem to be a time limit or anything." I said suddenly. Then I felt Zero look at me.

"Wait who's this guy? He kind of looks like you a little X." Zero said putting his hand on his chin and peering at me.

"Oh this is Rock. The plushie is his and I came back to life in his room." Axl said.

"He looks lost. Like a little rabbit." Zero said.

"Interesting assessment." X said.

"It's nice to meet you." I said. Zero nodded.

"Yeah" Zero said.

"So now that we're all up to speed...lets get it." Axl said. We all nodded. Axl turned back into plushie form and got into my backpack. Zero opened the back door and we walked into the dark coffee-house. There was no one in here right now. It was pitch black. X found a light switch and turned it on. Suddenly there was light everywhere and the coffee-house looked really regular. We moved around really quiet looking at stuff. X and Zero and I all wandered off into our own directions. I found myself alone in some back room area looking for something when I heard dripping. I looked to where it sounded like it was coming from and suddenly there was a puddle of blood on a chair. I heard a snicker coming from my book back. I got Axl out and held him he spoke.

"Yep that's the spot of my demise. Looking at it is really weird. Knowing that my blood is just over here chilling." Axl said.

"So this is all your blood..."I said. I felt my hands shaking a little bit the place was really eerie and dim. Axl's blood was all over the place. I stopped looking around for a second. My mind started to go blank. All of a sudden I got very disturbed. I felt the plushie's head move and I could tell Axl was looking at me. A few seconds later he jumped out of my hands and grew to human size. He put his hands on my shoulder and looked me straight in the face.

"Listen, Rock, I can tell you're about to freak the fuck out. You're facial expression says it all. So lets get out of here. If it makes you uncomfortable." Axl said guiding me to the door. I was still looking at all the blood on the way walking out. We we walked out of the room we saw X. X spoke.

"What's in there?"

"The crime scene." Axl responded.

"Oh. Did you find out anything? I found out the identity of the guy." X said.

"Just lots of splatter blood. How'd you figure it out Anyways." I said speaking.

"Recent applications in the office. Apparently that guy only worked there for a week. I found his whole profile and picture in the managers office." X said.

"How'd you know it was him?" Axl asked.

"Well he was the only tall ugly smacked guy. The rests were all cute hipster chicks." X said with a shrug.

"Yep sounds about right. Why do you think I come here?" Axl said with a smirk.

"Cute hipster chicks." X and I said at the same time. The we looked at each other and laughed.

"Got that right. So where's Zero anyways?" Axl said.

"I have no idea I just stumbled upon you guys." X said.

"So what's the guy's name?" I asked.

"Sigma Maverick Jones." X read. Axl made a "pffff" noise.

"That is sooo an alias." Axl said.

"It just sounds like one." I said.

"Well at least it's something." X said with a shrug.

We looked around more and more I got the bright idea to check the little garbage right were servers walk out with the coffee and I found a little packet. I looked at it and read it. It had a little triangle with an eye on it. The little packet looked like it had powder on it. I sniffed it and the stuff smelled vile. Yep it was definitely suspicious. I called X and Axl over to where I found it. X gasped when I showed him and I saw Axl's fist clinch.

"Lord god please tell me that's not what I think it is." X said. Axl smiled grimly.

"So that's who's out to get me huh? Fuck." Axl said. I didn't quite understand.

"What does the symbol mean?" I said. X and Axl both looked at me.

"Illuminati." Axl said. Oh shit. That's intense. But why? But honestly I thought they weren't real. Why would they target Axl it didn't make any sense.

"Why would they even kill you?" I said.

"I have no idea...I'm not THAT popular." Axl said. I could tell he was getting frantic.

"Axl are you okay...?" X said.

"I don't know. You tell me How it feels, if you ever killed get killed by the fucking Illuminati in a coffee-house." Axl said with a certain rage and some sarcasm in his voice.

"Axl it's okay." X said putting his hand on Axl's shoulder. Axl took it off and looked X in the eyes.

"X look. It's not okay. It's not fucking okay. I am dead for one, two I got killed by the fucking Illuminati. There's no figuring out that shit. And if we do you'll all die. So fuck it." Axl said raising his voice more to the point where he was yelling. The rage in Axl came out.

"Axl calm down." X said in a gentle tone.

"I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, I AM DEAD!" Axl said. He started walking out of the room. X looked down and he sighed. I walked out of the room and walked toward where Axl went. Axl was standing near the back exit and looking out the door. I walked up next to him and he spoke.

"I'm sorry for loosing my shit." He said suddenly with a sigh.

"Calm down for what? I think it was appropriate." I said.

"This is horrible..." Axl said suddenly dropping to his knees. I squatted down next to him and patted his back,

"It is." I said.

"My life's a mess...I'm all alone..." He started. I recognized that really quick. It was a line from a Lemon Demon song "Consumer Whore"

"But at least I've got my cute little Nokia cell phone." I said finishing it. Axl looked up and smiled a bit.

"But real talk...what...am I going to do...?" He said with another sigh.

"We'll figure it out some kind of way." I said with some optimism.

"You sound like X." Axl said. I shrugged. The he continued.

"My life ended and now I'm surrounded by bright-eyed brunettes with nothing but optimism." Axl said putting his head down a little bit.

"Don't forget about the Blonde." I said.

"Can we go back to your house? I want to mourn myself." Axl said.

"Yeah we found a lot of stuff here." I said. X suddenly walked in the room. Axl looked up.

"Were you eavesdropping?" Axl asked with a smirk.

"N-No." X said with a slightly embarrassed face. Axl snickered.

"Yeah sure. I see you bro." Axl with a grin.

"It's just...you guys are just so cute together." X said as if he was admitting something. I blushed opon hearing this.

"Dude he ships us." Axl said.

"Yes. Yes I do." X said with a smile.

"I. Okay. I'm fine with this."

"You think if we start dating girls will write fanfiction about us?" Axl said as if pondering it.

"How do you know this isn't a fanfiction right now? It's certainly ridiculous enough." I said.

"Rock that was deep don't go there." Axl said as he walked away. X and I shrugged and followed.

On that note we went back to X's car where Zero was waiting in the front of it. When we got there Zero spoke.

"What took you guys so long?" He said. X started talking first.

"We found some really interesting stuff. We found the profile of the employee that killed Zero and...who ordered it." X said. Zero's face got anxious.

"Who was it? I find that motherfucker and tear them down tonight." Zero said.

"Some guy named Sigma and the Illuminati." Axl replied.

"Damn." Zero responded.

"Yeah that's what I said." Axl said. Zero raised an eyebrow.

"Your taking this well." Zero said.

"I already lost my shit earlier." Axl said.

"I was there for that." X said raising his hand.

"Ah okay. So you don't need a good slap?" Zero said with a smirk. Axl smiled.

"Maybe next time. I'll fax you." Axl said.

"Zero did you find anything?" I asked. Zero looked like he remembered something.

"I didn't." Zero said.

"Well alright...Zero I'm going to drop Axl and Rock off and I'll call you later. Zero nodded and walked off into the direction he originally game out of. His car or something was probably parked somewhere or something. We got into X's car with the same seats as before. When we got in X put on Cyndi Lauper. Me and Axl started laughing. X looked at us unamused. Axl and I shrugged.

"Listen Cyndi Lauper is amazing and I have no shame saying that." X said in a serious tone.

"Whatever man it's your car. Go ahead and blast "Girls just wanna have fun" all you want." Axl said with a troll type of face.

"Yeah X, We'll only mock you after we get out the car" I said.

"Guys that hurts." X said.

"I accept you for the effeminate cyndi lauper fan you are X. Get your shine on." Axl said giving X a thumbs up. X fake sniffled and smiled then proceeded to blast Girls just wanna have fun. We all moved around ridiculously to the song it was the most fun I had in a car with two other people ever. We couldn't stop laughing. We were at a stop light and the window was down and an old couple looked at us really strangely and at another light these Asian guys did the same thing. No one in the car gave two cares. We got to my house and Axl changed back into a plushie and went into my back pack. I got out of the car and waved bye to X. X beeped and drove off still blasting Cyndi Lauper. I giggled.

I walked up to my door step and opened the door with my house key. I looked around. Mom and dad's shoes weren't by the door so they still weren't home I saw Roll's flats. Yep she was home. I heard her music coming out of her room when I walked by, which meant she was having her Roll time and I wouldn't bother in threat of getting a random object thrown at me. So I went in my room and let Axl out of my backpack.

"Ooo~! Rock you got a sister?" Axl said getting out of plushie form and sitting in my bed.

"Yeah we're twins." I answered.

"She cute?" Axl asked.

"Yep." I said without hesitation.

"What kind of stuff does she like?" Axl asked. Why the sudden curiosity with Roll?

"Oh we're opposites. She's into clothes, parties, the sun and reality TV. But she's pretty cool." I explained. Axl made an "Oh" face.

"So she's like a girly girl?" Axl asked.

"Yeah. But she's pretty open-minded." I said.

"Does she look just like you?" Axl asked.

"No she's got blonde hair, other than that pretty much, this is a picture of her if you don't end up seeing her at some point." I handed Axl a framed picture of Roll. He grabbed it and looked at it.

"Wow. She's a typical man-eater huh?" Axl asked. I laughed.

"Yeah. different boyfriend all the time. Their all high quality good. But there is that one guy she always ends up going back with but then they break up again all the time. It's stupid." I said thinking about it.

"Lots of meeting the parents dinners huh?" Axl said.

"Yeah, Roll brings so many of the poor souls to meet dad and mom. My dad always looks like he wants to rip out their hearts and eat them, and mom just asks 80 million questions about the future and what not. Knowing full well they won't last." I said.

"Remind me not to meet your parents." Axl said.

"Ha alright, I pray for them every time my brother Blues is over when it happens." I said.

"Blues?" Axl asked.

"He's in college and he's 21. He always wears sun-glasses and has this outrageous but amazing pompadour." I said. Then I handed my picture of Blues to Axl. He looked at it and then got excited.

"DUDE. HE'S A REAL LIFE GREASER." Axl yelped. I laughed.

"It's sad that you're right." I sighed.

"Dude your brother looks cool." Axl said.

"He is. He's also really mysterious. So mysterious to the point where you lived with him and you know almost everything about him but he's still mysterious." I said. Axl whistled.

"That's intense. That guy. man." Axl said as if he was adding it all up.

"Yeah. Axl this is really wierd." I said suddenly. Axl raised his eyebrow.

"Well this whole situation, I feel strangely comfortable with it." I said.

"Meaning?" Axl asked. Yeah I guess I wasn't being clear.

"I mean like, talking to you like this and what not, this feels regular but you're like freaking Axl"

"Well I'm just a regular dude. It shouldn't feel special really." Axl said.

"I guess you're right. Your still amazing." I said the words just flowing out of my mouth.

"Hah. Yeah I still haven't forgotten about that heart framed picture over there. Just to put that out there." Axl said point to the section of the room where it was.

"Yeah so?" I said with a smirk.

"Just saying man." Axl said.

"Don't worry I'm not going to sniff you and watch you sleep." I said with a sigh. Axl squinted at me.

"Okay fine maybe...I'll fondle you in the night but no promises." I said with sarcasm.

"I was waiting for that joke." Axl said with a smirk. I laughed. I wasn't expecting it at all but suddenly Roll just busted in the door. Axl in clear view sitting on my bed and she just stopped and paused. She looked like she was going to say something before she noticed that another person was in here.

"Wow...Rock...there's someone in your room...you have a friend." She said half way genuinely halfway trolling. I sighed. Roll walked in an looked at Axl really closely. Then she spoke. This was like a moment of suspense.

"You really look familiar...I know I've seen you somewhere." Roll said looking Axl up and down. Axl shrugged. Then Roll looked at the wall poster and she gasped then backed up. Yep my sister figured it out.

"Y-Your that guy that died this morning that Rock is secretly obsessed with!" Roll shouted. Ah yep she did. Crap.

"How do you know I'm not an amazing cosplayer?" Axl said with a smirk. Roll squinted at him.

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Roll said rolling her eyes.

"It was worth a shot." Axl said with a shrug. She sat down on the bed next to him.

"So why are you here? Are you really dead?" Roll asked as she crossing her legs.

"Well...Rock, I don't know how to explain this..." Axl said.

"Don't look at me I'm at a loss for words." I said.

"C'mon I won't tell mom and dad." Roll said. We explained everything that happened up til now to her with lots of hand jesters random Axl changing into a plushie and lots of words. She nodded taking it all in. 5 minutes later she knew everything.

"Alright. Okay...thats...okay." Roll said.

"Crazy right?" Axl said.

"Yeah...Rock this is like the best day ever huh?"

"Yes and no." I said.

"Seems legit...Soooo Axl where are you going to sleep?" Roll asked with a catlike grin.

"In here right?"

"Are you going to change into plush form?" Roll asked still with the grin.

"Yep wouldn't want someone to see a random grown dude in Rock's bed." Axl said.

"Well...I come in here in the middle of the night and I see Rock snuggling with that plushie muttering things like "Axl" and-" I cut Roll off at that point.

"WHOA. I DO NOT!" I said

"YES YOU DO. YOU MUTTER ALL SORTS OF THINGS LIKE-" I cut Roll off again.

"ROLL STOP TROLLING!" I yelled.

"NEVER.~!" Roll said smirking in my face. Axl was just sitting back watching the twin fight. Suddenly it ceased. We both got silent at the same time.

"So Axl did you see that heart framed picture?" Roll said giggling. I sighed.

"I did. First thing I saw actually. Pretty flattering to know at least one teenage boy has a heart shaped picture of me." Axl said with a smirk.

"You guys are horrible." I said.

"You love us." Roll and Axl said at the same time. Then they looked at each other and high-fived one another.

"Dude I think we're gonna be good friends Roll." Axl said. Roll nodded.

"Yep." Roll said with her charmed smile.

"And so a deadly force was made." I said.

"Oh don't worry Rock it's not all that bad. I mean he's clearly okay with you being a total creep over him" Roll said.

"Yeah what she said." Axl said.

"I think you're pretty lucky Rock. So long as mom and dad don't find out." Roll said. Then she continued.

"But don't worry I will do everything in my power to make sure they never do." Roll said. I smiled.

"Thanks." I said. She nodded.

"No problem." Roll said giving a thumbs up. Then she walked out and closed the door. Axl was the first to speak when she left.

"She's awesome." Axl said.

"Yep that's Roll for you." I said. I suddenly felt sleepy.

"Hey I'm gonna go to sleep soon." I said suddenly. Axl was already knocked out. He was laying in my bed. When he slept he changed back into plushie form. luckily. I put Axl in the bed under the cover then I went to go take a shower. It was a shower filled with thought and assessment of the day. When I walked out all pajama'd up I said goodnight to Roll and she just waved me off because she was on the phone. My parents were still not home. But that was okay. Dad was probably operating and mom was probably still in the lab.

I laid down next to the plushie Axl and hugged it in my arms like I normally do every night, but it was different because I could feel Axl breath. But I couldn't hear it. There was no warmth but yet I knew someone was inside of there. It was a strange feeling.

to be continued


I updated this story because I got this review that made me want to upload the rest. I did it literally just for them. T~T I had this one written from ages ago and I've got half of the next one finished. So my dude/girl I'll finish this story just for you bro. Just for you.

Not anyone else. Everyone else can go suck a dick lollipop. Which is delicious but very humiliating. Do it alone. Where your mother can't see.

Aight. I'm sleepy that's enough out of me. Peace people. Til next time.