525,600 minutes in a year according to the oh-so famous song, but there are really 525,949 minutes, so that leaves a gap of 349 minutes.
I disappeared for around 10 months, and that's somewhere around 440,000 minutes.
Dividing the rounded 350 from the 440,000, it ends up a little under 1,300.
So…I guess you beautiful and stunning readers could think of my random departure as 1,300 miscalculations!
1. Make readers confused with math.
Check!
Again, my sincere apologies for leaving you all from my narcissism for so long! If anything, I guess Perry Cox from Scrubscould've filled that void for my unexplained leave.
So…I know that you guys are expecting a smutty scene soon, and I am all rightwith delivering!
The reason why I italicized that was because my boyfriend and I just quarreled about how 'all right' is two words, not one.
I'm telling you, you can't have spelling errors like those when I'm within a ten-mile radius!
Anyways, let's get this chapter on! And, a fair warning for people that get emotional easily: you might wanna grab the nearest tissue box!
Enjoy!
Ally
Austin.
Austin.
Austin.
His name seems to be the only thing my mind is capable of thinking. Not that I minded—because it seemed like my name was the only thing his mind was thinking of as well.
"Ew!"
The sudden intrusion gave me a false state of mind, one that put my fantasy to life.
Austin would give me a kiss before he left for work in the morning, after he gave a kiss to Andy and Alex. The twins would say how disgusting it was, and Austin would smirk, soon deepening the kiss to set off our children.
But that wasn't what was happening at all.
He was at my doorstep, after not seeing him for almost six years. The kids—that he didn't have any knowledge of—were looking at their mother doing "the unthinkable" with a man that they haven't even met yet.
I broke away from the lip embrace, the both of us closing our eyes and panting heavily as our foreheads leant against each other.
God, I forgot how much stamina it takes to make out.
My hands travelled from his hair to his hands, where I interlocked our fingers and opened my eyes to see his entrancing irises boring into mine.
"Come in," I choked out, "there's somebody that I want you to meet."
I only need two minutes of fearlessness.
Go.
Pulling him in through the threshold, I watched as his eyebrows furrowed in confusion as he looked around the unfamiliar apartment.
"Alex, Andy, come here. There's someone I want you to meet," I called across the quaint residence.
Trish
"Can we go see him?"
"He's had a minute already!"
"How much longer do we have to wait?"
"Why don't you turn on the radio?"
"Come on, I want to go see Ally!"
"Do you think they're fu—,"
"DEZ, I SWEAR, IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH ONE MORE TIME AND SAY SOME STUPID-ASS QUESTION, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SURGICALLY REMOVE YOUR HEAD AND MY FOOT FROM YOUR BONY ASS!"
I then took ten seconds to breathe deeply in attempt to calm myself down.
It's working…
"Hey, Tri—,"
"WHAT?! WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT SO MUCH THAT YOU HAD TO OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH AND DISTURB ME?!"
…
…
…
"I need to pee…"
"Well, then go, damn it!"
"Yes, ma'am."
Dez then scurried out of the car, running towards the gas station that was just across the street, stumbling every few feet out of fear.
Serves him right.
I pulled out my phone from my cheetah-print purse. Being careful to type my passcode with my French manicure, I opened up my emails and began to respond to business matters involving Austin.
After that, I opened up the Tweeter application and saw that #Auslly was trending again.
This time, the tweets involving the duo were mostly positive.
They talked about how Austin dedicated a song to Ally during his last concert, then pushed the rest of the tour dates that were coming up. Some girls claimed that they saw Ally, and some girls were saying how Austin just had a meltdown and tried to run off the stage.
Rumors are stupid.
Kim and Kanye getting a divorce? Find out why on page 26!
Oh my God, I have to tweet this!
Trish De La Rosa (Trishkabob):
OMG! Kim and Kanye are divorcing!
I was then scared shitless when Dez came back into the car.
"Oh my GOD! Do you know how to knock?"
He shrugged, as if he couldn't care less, then informed me of the news.
"So I was coming back from the bathroom, and I remembered that I have the binoculars that I got from my McDonald's Happy Meal, you know, the one with the Penguins of Madagascar on it, and so I used it and I saw a certain blond snogging with a girl on her doorstep. How do you think Ally's gonna feel about this?" He looked at me and he looked so destroyed.
I thumped his the back of his head with my hand and told him that "it was Ally that Austin was kissing."
"Are they still out there?" I asked him, looking around the complex to find the two lovebirds. Taking out my compact mirror from my makeup bag, I angled it just to the right and turned my body around, so I was able to see Austin and Ally.
Ally!
"Fuck this, I'm going to see my best friend! I haven't seen her in, like, six years!" I grabbed my purse, put my Prada sunglasses over my eyes and got out of the car and walked over to the staircase towards Ally's apartment.
Soon after I took ten steps, the two went inside.
Damn it, Moon! Why can't you keep it in your pants?
Huffing, and hearing Dez follow my immediately, I stomped towards apartment 287 and balled my fists together.
I don't care if they're in the middle of doing it, I will rip them off of each other and give my best friend a proper welcoming.
Austin
Are…are we gonna have sex?
No, she said that there was someone that she wanted me to meet.
Maybe it's that little boy that answered the door!
Does she want me to help her babysit? Seriously? We haven't seen each other in over five years and she wants to babysit?
"So…" I inquired, "who's this someone that you want me to meet?"
She shook her head, turning around and waving her hands around.
"Not someone, somebody, as in that there's some people I want you to meet. If I said someone, then that would mean that there was only one person that I wanted you to meet. But, since I said somebody, it implies that it's plural and there's more than one person involved."
"Hehe, you said 'butt'."
She whirled around, putting her hands on her hips and stomped her left foot on the ground, jutting our her bottom lip in an adorable pout that made me fall in love with her all over again.
"Are you serious? That's all you got from my grammar lesson? Even our kids are more mature! Well, at least Alex is, but Andy is as well, even though he does goof off a lot—,"
WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT.
WHAT?!
"Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, what?! Our kids?!"
Her eyes widened, and her slammed her hand over her mouth, freezing in place and taking a short gasp.
"Shit," she squeaked out, then turned around and started to run away to what must have been her bedroom.
I grabbed her wrist, pulling her back to me as she grabbed a lock of her hair and began to chew on it.
"Oh, no, you're not going to get away that easily," I told her, bringing her close to my body and removing her hair from her mouth.
Some things never change, I thought.
I cupped her cheek, then curled a finger under her chin and lifted her head so her gaze would meet mine.
"Hey," I whispered, "look at me." Once she did, I stroked her blushing cheek with my thumb ever so lightly.
Two moments passed by before my angel relaxed.
Then I smiled, causing her to do so as well.
I started tickling her, causing her to burst out laughing and her falling limp in my arms as I pinched her sides.
"Tell me!" I chuckled out, laying her petite frame on the floor as I continued to tickle her.
Then, four, small hands continued to do so as well, joining me.
Wait…our kids!
I stopped tickling Ally immediately, my eyes widening as my head shot up and I saw the two most beautiful children in the world.
Those two children, one boy and one girl, looked just like Ally and me.
Ally sat up, propping herself onto my lap as she wiped tears of laughter off of her face and took deep breaths, calming down from her high.
It had to have been forever before she spoke up.
"I'm sorry you guys had to find out this way," she began.
"Andrew, Alexandria, meet your daddy, Austin Moon."
WHACK!
Alex and Andy—I should call them that, it's catchy!—both whipped their attentions towards Trish and Dez who were walking in through the threshold. Trish was running as fast as she could in her heels, and Dez had the expression of a man that's about to be eaten by a puma.
Maybe that's his natural expression when Trish is in the room…
Ally stood up, getting off of my lap and running over to Trish, where the two embraced like no other while squealing about how much they missed the other, but my attention never left from the twins.
"Um…hi…," I sputtered out, trying to start a conversation with two children that I've never met before, but feel like I know them already.
Does that make sense?
"Mister Austin," Alex piped up, "are you really our daddy?"
I opened up my mouth to respond, but I didn't know how to reply.
Beating me to the punch, Andy interrupted with, "of course he is, you doody-head!" He then scrambled up, running over to a picture frame that I didn't even notice.
It was a black-and-white photo of me and Ally when we were younger, just a couple of months after we got together. I took that picture with my phone, and I guess I sent it to her, since she was able to frame it. My face was hidden, but you could still see my hair.
Andy hopped a couple of times before he was able to grab it, but he brought the picture over to me and Alex, handing it off to me.
Alex crossed her arms, not wanting to admit defeat.
Just like me, even the expression is identical.
"Well," she stated, in a completely serious tone, "we don't know where Mommy's been."
I couldn't help it.
I burst out laughing.
Andy attempted to pull the picture out of the frame, almost tearing it multiple times before I took over and held the photograph with the tips of my fingers.
Turning it over, I noticed Ally's handwriting in blue ink.
The day I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with him.
I jolted upward, careful to not bend the picture, and ran over to Ally.
She realized the same thing I did that very exact day.
At the moment, Dez was telling her all that he's been able to accomplish over the years, directing wise.
I don't care that I literally pulled her out of the conversation by wrapping my arms around her petite waist and spinning her around.
I molded her lips to mine.
Our heartbeats were spiking, as well as combining in synchronization.
All too soon, we had to pull apart, but the fire inside my veins was still raging.
"This picture," I whispered, holding up the photograph and looking passionately into her wondrous eyes, "shows the day you realized that you wanted to spend your life with me."
She gulped, and shook her head slightly.
"Austin—," I cut her off.
"But, this also shows the day I realized that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. Ally, I loved you, I…I never stopped. From the moment I first kissed you in my dad's office to today, I loved you no matter what. I don't even know why I'm using past tense for 'love', because your grammar mind thinks that I don't love you, but I do, so, so, much. I'm pretty sure that it's physically impossible for me to ever stop. Those five years hurt me more than you think, but it probably couldn't compare to what it was like for you. You had to become a mother, for our children, and you had to grow up fast with two reminders of what we had running around the house every day. All I had to do was deal with a heartbreak from the love of my life, and I admire you so much for staying so strong. The second I saw you on your doorstep, I realised that I wasn't living for five straight years. Almost everything felt dead to me. Did you know I cried in the middle of the food court at the mall once because they accidentally gave me extra pickles? They thought I had an allergic reaction to their food, and their was this whole mess with their health and food regulations, and they were almost shut down. They even sent a shrink, just so they could avoid a lawsuit."
I stopped where I was. Ally's tears of happiness soon transformed into cries of guilt once I told her about all that I went through.
I have to make this right by doing the thing I originally meant to do.
All I need is two minutes of fearlessness.
Go.
I knelt down on one knee, holding her hands in mine as the gorgeous goddess wiped her face from her running makeup.
"I don't have a ring, and I haven't asked your father. But, one day, I will marry you. I will make you Mrs. Moon and I will give our children the father that they deserve. I may have only known them for a short amount of time, but I feel as though I've known them my entire life."
I stood up, going over to Ally and embracing her, hoping that she didn't notice my tears streaming down.
"Just you know that," I whispered gently into her ear, scrunching a ball of her hair in one of my fists and leaving a kiss on the side of her head.
I heard Trish whisper to Dez, "you're getting this, right?"
I knew that he was recording my speech, because he always carried his camera around with him everywhere he went.
"Do you know where the baby cups are? Do you remember where the diapers are? Andy says that he doesn't need them, but he's still being potty-trained. And their pajamas are laid out on their beds, they should be tucked in around three hours from now. They really like to hear 'Chika-Chika Boom-Boom' three times, then they're usually out like a light. Sometimes, they don't fall asleep by then, so you'll have to read the book more and more until they're down. Alex likes her Tinkerbell nightlight turned on to the second setting. If it's on the first setting, she'll ask you to check for the monsters under her bed for five times because it's so dark, then she'll ask you to stay with her for the night because she's afraid that the monsters will come. If it's on the third setting, then she'll be wide awake due to the brightness, then she'll wake Andy up, and then they'll be bouncing, and then you have to start the process over again, except with 'Go Dog, Go!'. Wait, Trish, I haven't told you what they should have for dinner! Quit pushing me out the door!"
"Ally," Trish yelled, "I think I've got it. Now, go out and enjoy your date with Austin!"
Trish pushed both Ally and I out the door, cutting Ally's never-ending instructions off.
Ally and I were heading down the staircase when I noticed that she kept on looking back towards the residence.
I laced our fingers together and grabbed her attention.
Explaining to her that everything would be all right with the twins, I unlocked my car and opened up the passenger door for her, letting her step inside and I closed the door for her.
Once I stepped behind the wheel, I got myself situated and started driving.
"So…where are we going?" She asked me, messing with the radio stations to find a song that the two of us know.
"Well, on my way here, I passed by this restaurant that I heard was amazing, so I told myself that I would bring you here on the date one day."
Wait…this is our first, official date!
"And it will be the best, first date you will ever have." I added, glancing at her for a second or two before turning back to the road to deal with the traffic here in Jacksonville.
She bore a look of realisation, and I knew that she remembered the same thing I did—how we never actually had a first date.
I pushed around my Chicken Alfredo on my plate, as was Ally, because we ran out of things to talk about.
I jumped in my seat, shocked, to feel Ally's bare foot against mine. It started innocent, but then she began to push off my shoe and sock. Her dainty foot stroked my foot, then travelled up past my ankle to my lower calf.
God almighty, I missed this.
She seemed to have trouble pushing up my pant leg, so I joined in on the fun.
I started massaging her bare leg with my foot, then raised higher and higher until her dress was hiked up and she spread her upper thighs for my foot.
I knew that it would be hard, and I knew that I was hard.
Ally joined in again, and spent no time attempting to push up my pant leg, but rather pressing her heel into my groin and rolling it around as I did the same with her center.
My teeth were clamping down on my tongue so roughly, there wouldn't have been a doubt that I would've drawn blood soon.
Ally whimpered, and I nearly blew my load right there in my pants, in the middle of a four-and-a-half-star restaurant.
If we were to continue this, then there was no way I would last more than two minutes. My hands clamped down on Ally's foot, halting her from her actions.
She looked at me, wide eyes, mouth apart, and chest panting faster than the speed of light. Her thoughts had to have been along the lines of 'WHY DID YOU STOP?!'
"The bathrooms here are private," I explained, "so only one person can go in at a time. I've seen all the women sipping their drinks every five minutes, and the most refills they've had is one. There's no way that one of them could possibly have to go. You'll go first, then I'll follow you two in two minutes. I'll give five quick knocks, and that'll be my signal that I'm about to come in. Are we clear?"
Ally had always gushed about how much she loved it when I took control, and that was exactly what I was going to do.
I haven't had her in five years, and I'm about to make up for it.
Ally rose up from her seat, trembling as my eyes followed her body down to the vacant loo.
One one-thousand, two one-thousand, three one-thousand…
Eh, close enough.
I began to scramble from my seat as well, taking my black, cloth napkin and setting it on the table, next to my near-finished plate.
Once I reached the women's restroom, I glanced around the restaurant, scanning to see if anyone had noticed me as I quickly knocked five times, hearing how the lock automatically was undone as Ally swung open the door, panting heavily as she grabbed my collar and forcibly latching her lips onto mine as she pulled me inside of the spacious toiler and locked the door behind me, soon pushing my large body up against it as her hands roamed all over my chest.
My hands felt up her sturdy thighs and soon wandered towards her rounded ass, my eager fingers groping both of her ass cheeks, causing her to moan appreciatively into my mouth.
"I…missed…you…so…fucking…much…," I panted in the midst of our feverish kisses, my left palm lifting itself to cup her cheek as I slid my tongue into her mouth and explored the one of the oh-so-missed caves of Ally.
I slowly advanced towards her body, causing her to stagger backwards until the back of her knees came into contact with the mini-couch in there, her legs soon buckling from beneath her as she sat down on the long cushion. I gradually laid her down, making sure that I stayed close enough to her to where our connection wouldn't be broken.
Her hands raved around the hem of my button-up shirt as she untucked it from my brown belt and unbuttoned the frustrating amount of buttons that were fastened. Ally's fingers flipped up my collar, then began to work their way down to my belt, where it was suddenly being undone.
As she was pursuing my clothes, I found myself immersing myself with hers as well. First, I unzipped her dress and slid it down her arms, but kept it to her waist because I knew that we may have to stop at any moment from someone catching us.
That, in my opinion, enticed us even further.
I pushed down her stockings completely down to her ankles with one hand as the other struggled with Ally's god damn bra clasp, becoming to be convinced that Houdini came up with shit like this.
Finally, the clasp was apart and the bra itself fell off her arms. My mouth sucked down from her lips, to her neck and collarbone, then down to her erect nipples, where I assaulted them with my anxious mouth.
"Fuck, baby," she panted out, my back of my hair being tugged on as she arched her back towards me, spreading her legs and shoving her free fingers down her underwear, where she began to rub her center vigorously.
I pushed down my slacks, battling against my roadblock of a kingdom. I've never been this hard before—my underwear would no doubt take a minute or two to push down. I decided against taking the time to do so, so I took apart the buttons on my boxers and freed my erection from the cotton entrapment, feeling the warm, brisk of air hit my epidemic.
Wait…that wasn't air…that was skin.
The skin of Ally, to be exact.
She pumped my length, containing her loud moan by biting her tongue harshly.
And, as much as I enjoyed this, needed to have her now. I hadn't had her in so long, so I was bound to release my load if she continued to work her magic hand against me while the other one worked against herself.
I maneuvered around to where Ally ended up on top of me, and I sat the two of us up for better access for when it came down to it.
Ally's panties, with my help, fell down to where her tights were pushed down. Her dripping pussy was wetting my manhood, and I have never needed anyone more in my entire life.
"What do you want me to do?" I whispered against Ally's lips as I barely touched them with my lips. Teasing her was always fun, as she always had the most adorable, yet sexy responses.
She attempted to close the gap, but I kept moving my head backwards until she knew that she was to respond.
She whimpered, but responded, "I want you to fuck me hard, harder than you ever have taken me before, Austin."
I smirked, granting the brunette with a hard kiss as I lifted her slightly off of me, knowing that she took the message as she grabbed me and lined me towards her cavern.
Once the tip of me touched her opening, I suddenly dropped her on top of me, feeling the amazing hugs of her hot walls as they clenched around me ever so tightly, reminding me just how much I missed every part of her.
We both dispersed our moans of pleasure into each other's mouths, giving Ally the courage to rock against me, while I was still inside her.
Hot.
Wet.
Tight.
Incredible.
Amazing.
Ally.
I roughly grabbed the curve of her waist, hoisting her up and dropping her down on me again, omitting the same reactions that it did the first time.
She began to bounce on top of me, shoving her developed breasts into my face as she did so. I bit the flesh of her bouncing breasts as she carried on with riding me like a stallion.
My dick, without warning me, went ahead and started twitching inside of Ally's warmth, where as her walls were randomly clenching around me as well.
"Come for me," I growled, my teeth pulling on the skin of the pulse point of her neck, where I felt her heart beating erratically as she panted.
I could almost feel her internal waves of pleasure as she came, bathing my erection with it.
I can't hold on anymore.
My climax crashed over me, shooting fast, continuous strings of my hot liquid into her. I looked up to see her head thrown back as her mouth formed the most perfect circle I had ever seen.
I could never get enough of this, or her.
Once our bodies calmed down, we began clothing ourselves, as we knew that there wasn't much time before someone came to use the bathroom.
The moment our clothes were situated, Ally and I kissed once or twice more before she cracked open the door, checking to see if anyone was paying attention to the entrance.
"Um…Austin…," she stuttered, causing my eyebrows to furrow in confusion.
I walked up to her as she fully opened the door, revealing both the manager of the restaurant and a police officer that were glaring at us.
We are SO busted.
"Sir, Ma'am," the officer spoke up, "you're gonna have to come with us."
FUCK.
So how about that for a comeback? This is probably the second, complete smut scene in this story, but no way it's going to be the last!
How did you guys like how the four (plus the Auslly minions) were finally back together? Leave your thoughts on it in the reviews section below to let me know!
RESPONSES TO REVIEWS:
Tying2StayHopeful—Only in a perfect world where Austin isn't blindingly oblivious when Ally's in the room.
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Ansleeaustin—Of course! If you read the response above, that's what fueled this one-shot to become a multi-chap, so it can continue it as well! And, as for the broken heart being for Austin and Ally: it kind of is, it kind of isn't. *Gives an evil smile* And when I read your review, my body's immediate reaction was to do the fierce sign back, even though I don't live in Alabama!
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Guest—Honestly, I don't want to touch up toomuch on Ally's relationship with her father, only because I see their interactions and revelations to be too complicated, and I don't want this story to be centered around them, but I'll definitely try and write a chapter about that! And, as for Elliot, he could make an appearance *smirks*
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Guest—And he very well did say what he was feeling in this chapter! And tons of luck to you with your journey with you and her! Know that when people say that everything happens for a reason, it really is. You're gonna look back in five years and I can guarantee you that you're gonna thank falling stars and birthday candles for not granting your wishes! After all, that's what this entire site is pretty much about. It shows how if one thing had changed, then the outcome would be much different, and without a doubt worse than it actually is. When you read stories about the couple divorcing, when they're obviously meant to be together, you're even more glad that they actually did separate for that time, because that time apart strengthened their love even more than possible, and they wouldn't be that happy with each other if they didn't separate in the first place. I don't know if that makes much sense, but what I'm trying to say is wishing that regrets would change is almost identical as wishing that a crucial point in a story's plotline wouldn't exist or change.
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QUESTION OF THE DAY: What's the greatest story of the moment when you got over someone? I was at a football game, and my then crush was on the team. I was with my best friend, when I realised that the guy I liked (my now boyfriend) wasn't on the football team. We both jumped up and squealed in excitement, since I had been head over high-tops for him for the longest time!
QUOTE BY ME: "You can't stand by hypocritical beliefs. It confuses people. After all, I'm still trying to understand why most nuns are against Polygamy, yet they claim that they're all married to God."
Now, before I go, I want to wish each and every one of you an amazing day!
Kisses!
BYE!
