"Now, I want you to tell them that they need to find the other five sirens. Unite the seven bitches!"
"Yes, Jack."
Sit down, kiddos, it's story time. Long long ago, back before Hyperion, before vault hunters, Pandora, before any of this, there was this really hot goddess named Hylia. She fell in love with some idiot and was banished from the heavens. Boohoo. Now, here's the kicker, the money shot, this is what fairytales are made of. Once she got the ol' ban hammer from the great skies above, her power was divided, and the Sacred Relic was hidden away. By uniting those who have been blessed with her powers, the Sacred Vault unlocks and THAT, cupcake, makes Handsome Jack very happy.
