Oh my oz! Why would momsie and popsicle ever want to go into some weird forest? I had to leave half my shoes at home and I was only allowed to bring two chests of clothes, and for what reason? Fresh air. Uugh!

However the lack of clothes and shoes isn't the worst part. One word. BUGS! I hate them, they turn smooth skin into bumpy skin. They are like little flying monsters. Why can't the wizard make them all disappear or give us all protective bubbles. That would be perfectunderful!

Before we got here I made sure I wouldn't have to leave our 3 story tent however mean momsie says if I don't go "explore the beautabulous wilderness" she'll take away my sparkly pink shirt and I can't let that happen! I put on my adventuring outfit ( bright pink shoes perfect for stepping over logs, a fantabulous skirt (silver) and my favorite pink shirt) and decide to head out into the disgusting forest.

After about twenty minutes I realize something horrendible I have no idea which way the camp is, I'm lost! One time this happened to me in the mall I was buying this brand new dress it was yellow with about onebajillion sparkles and ruffles, it was the most cutest thing ever! When all of a sudden I couldn't find my popsicle! He said he was going to find some more silverware for a masquerade party we were having but when I bought the dress and went to Sammy's super silverware store, I couldn't find him anywhere. I got really scared and it took 15 minutes, a new pair of shoes, and the malls intercom to reunite me and my popsicle. It turns out popsicle was just buying some plates at Peter's platinum plate store buying well plates. Duh.

But now I was getting the same feeling as when I got lost, but this time it was even worse! This was the Good Geekin forest? Oh wait. The Great Gilikkin forest.

I decided I couldn't just stay in the middle of the forest I decide it was time to take matters into my own two super soft hands. I started walking backwards but quickly bumped into a tree whoopsies poppies maybe it would be better if a walked forwards in the direction I came from.

Before I knew it, the sun had almost disappeared. Oh my Oz. I cannot get stuck in the woods at night there are all sorts of spookylicous things out here that I would not invite to a slumber party. However it appears to be my lucky day, well as lucky as someone can be after being forced into the woods and then getting lost. I saw a treehouse, and while it wasn't a pink treehotel, and it probably didn't have a restaurant or a nail salon. It would be better than sleeping on the cold hard ground.

I climb up and when I see people inside I really hope they are part of the staff, oh and I also hope they don't attack me.