Authors note: every once in a while I will change perspectives because fuck immortal characters; sorry for chapter four I rewrote that one five times

Chapter 5: lamb running too the slaughter

"I am Juno of Astora, I am 129 centimeters tall, I travel with a group of friends, including my new best friend/savoir Beatrix, I have very fluffy scarf I have black eyebrows and curly blonde hair that goes down to my shoulders, I'm also a elite knight of Astora." explained Juno, "and I don't care for the eighth time, stop telling everybody we meet." complained the embraced one known as Lautrec. "I am Vire the demon crusher" I said. The tiny man in fine clothe said "I am going to find a friend of mine, I prefer not to tell my name, but I must be off, he needs me, I just know it" and off he went to the wall that leads to Anor-Londo, so many fools just try to open the gate. We walked until we found a big enough sewer pipe for me to fit in, Juno and Lautrec when first then Beatrix and Solaire and last me.

The walls had a yellow/beige slime on the wall; we tried not to touch it. We did not want to think about what we were waist deep in, as the liquid was red, brown, green, and black, and was freezing. The sewers were about four decameters tall and eight meters wide. A rush of water had surprised us and most of us had been knocked down and fell down the hole at the end of the stream, me and Solaire looked down the hole that our friend fell down, we saw Juno who was looking pale, Lautrec was still getting up, and Beatrix had ran for it.

Solaire jumped down the twelve meter drop and I was hesitant to follow, after two seconds Lautrec had also started to run, Solaire had taken out his sword and charged the opposite way the others went. I heard footsteps behind me, I turned to see a large creature running at me, it looked human, but was a little wide and had a cleaver the size of Juno almost and a hook in the other hand, I pulled out the sword I had obtained from the Capra demon I killed with well thrown brick, I grabbed it with two arms and swigged it down with all my might closing my eyes as water splashed in them

After opening my eyes it was incredible my sword was hilt deep it its right arm, it was sticking out it had dropped its hook. It pulled my Machete out, now having two giant weapons and started walking at me. I jumped down the hole, to see a room of macbe and gruesome sights, blood flowing in small streams in to the sewer. Men and women hung on butchers hooks, skinned with the waste in the corner. The thing jumped down after me. I grabbed Juno's crossbow and three bolts. I reloaded the crossbow and fired it; it went into its left shoulder I picked up Juno by hid hip and ran.

A lighting spear nailed the thing, it fell down, I stopped and dropped Juno and ran for my sword Solaire stabbed another one I must not of seen. I picked up the Machete and to my surprise we found two survivors a small man in some robe with an estoc and a fucked ankle, his hair was a dark black and skin olive colored. The other is a naked man with a shovel, bald and ugly. I approached the men the man with the estoc went forward and said "there is a woman who dragged us here she has left to find more of us"

Juno crept up behind me loading his cross bow. "Juno and Solaire let's go find the two cowards" I screamed. "Wait take Parrot and I we are going to Blight town!" the estoc man said. "I'm leaving, this is too scary" the nudist said. I motion for him to follow.

The man said "I'm Octave and you must be the Capra knight and sunlight warrior". Every step unpleasanter than the last, stepping in this, tripping in that, we found several bodies. The bodies were decomposing right in front of me. We found Lautrec first, he was talking to a strange man with medals all over his chest.

"Aye siwmae" the man said, "I'm going the bonfire, you guys can go ahead" said Lautrec before leaving."So that's the way to Blight town, let's go" said octave. We continued about twenty feet before hitting a dead end. This was frustrating, just a hole below. "Um I have a way to Blight town" Octave said. "All in favor of not going in spooky hole raise left their hand" replied Juno, the vote had a two thirds majority with Solaire and I wishing to go down the hole.

I alone had jumped down, breaking Bamboo poles that I hit on the way down, one especially thick one stabs in to my stomach, as I hit the ground almost thirty feet above me, I feel weak and dizzy, I close my eyes and everything goes black.

Authors note: thank you if you read this far.