Bunny please, whats the worst that could hoppen?

Rated:T+ for borderline smut towards the end and some cursing

Pairing: Ichiruki

Posted 3/21/2015

"No"

"Yes"

"Dammit Rukia this is a horrible idea" ichigo glared at his stubborn wife.

"He's lonely Ichigo so its only logical that we find him a girlfriend" she continued to trot down the side walk with conviction. Dead set on accomplishing what she set out to do.

"How exactly do you know "it's "lonely" he scowled as he continued to follow her. "Or that a girlfriend will make it happy or for that matter how do know it would want a girlfriend and not just a friend or hell maybe he'd want a boyfriend instead"

Rukia stopped walking "Ichigo"

"Hmm" he grumbled as he stopped behind her.

She slowly turned around to glare straight at her frustrating husband. "Shut up" then she turned right back and continued on her way

He started after her "Damn it Rukia we don't even have space for two" catching up to her "Where are we going keep them They should have space to roam, not be locked in a cage" he speed up to stop in front of her "Are you even listening?" He was really getting exceedingly frustrated with Rukia "Have you even thought abou..."

Rukia kicked in the shin before he could finish "We're getting him a companion and that's that. Besides I already picked her out" she then proceeded to walk up to shelter and walked in.

"Fuck" Ichigo quickly went in after her.

Ichigo opened the front door of their house. Rukia quickly making her way in and going straight to their bedroom.

After carrying in the new bigger cage and other necessary supplies he made his way to his wife. "So how are introductions going?"

Rukia turned to face him, eyes glowing with happiness." Chappy loves chapiette"

"Chapiette?"

"Yes, I decided to name her Chapiette" she said looking really proud of herself.

Ichigo just stared at her blankly "You know what let's just set everything up" he turned to go retrieve all the necessary supplies muttering under his breath "I give up"

A month later

"RUKIA!"

"Jeez what is it" she made her way towards her over over dramatic husband. Once she arrived at their bedroom she found Ichigo glaring daggers at the rabbit change. "So what's happening that you had to scream like a little girl"

"Look" he seethed through his teeth while pointing at the rabbits cage. He had known this would happen and he was pissed.

She sighed then turned to look at the cage "Wha.. oh!" She nervously turned towards her husband "hehe well would you look at that and you said he didn't want a girlfriend"

"Rukia" he seethed "this isn't a joke. Just pray tell what exactly we're supposed to do with ten rabbits?"

"Well" she avoided his gaze

"This is exactly why I was against this" Ichigo ran his hand threw his hair trying calm down and think things threw " OK then, I guess we can always sell them"

"What, no absolutely not" she glared at him "we are not separating chappy from his babies"

"Well we are 100% definitely not keeping then" he shot back "We couldn't afford to even if we wanted to" which he absolutely did not want to do. He hadn't even wanted to get her one knowing she'd more than likely want to get it a companion and Low and behold what happened exactly. So there was no way in hell he was caring a whole family of rabbits that would inevitability end up multiplying.

He watched her as she sat down their the bed and crossed her arms over her chest "So then what are we going to do?" She looked up at him with her big violet eyes looking like a sad puppy.

Ichigo walked over and sat himself next to her. He sighed before pulling her to him and setting his chin a top her head. "I may have an idea but your probably not going to like it"

She pulled away from and narrowed her eyes at him "It doesn't involve separating then right?"

"No, you made made it perfectly clear that wasn't an option" he was slightly irritated and offended she'd ask him that.

"Fine then we'll go with your idea, it just better not be anything bad" she leaned back into his side.

It was quiet for a few seconds before Ichigo spoke again "You know I told you so"

"Shut up before I decide to hurt you" she mumbled into his chest. She then sighed before lifting her head "So what exactly is this idea of yours"

Ichigo nervously scratched the back of his head "It may or may not involve the Kuchiki estate"

Kuchiki Estate

"Excuse me Kuchiki sama" a meek voice made its way to Byakuya

"Yes" Byakuya look towards the nervous looking gardener

"Er well umm there seems to a bit of a problem" the man fiddled with his hand and seemed to be sweating profusely

He waited for the man to continue.

"Eh em well" the man stammered

He stated at the nervous man, starting to become impatient. "Yes" the man stood there looking like he was going to pass out

It didn't seem he would be getting an answer from the man. He decided to go to the garden and get his answer directly. And so he made his to the garden leaving behind the frightened gardener.

When he arrived at his destination he hadn't expected so this. His beautifully kept garden was infested by a family of fluffy white rabbits. Fluffy white rabbits that were devouring his plants and digging up the carefully kept grass.

He had no proof but he was positive this was the work of an orange headed fool. His fist clenched tightly as he tried to remain calm.

Back at the Kurosaki residence

Ichigo swore he felt a chill run down his spine."Fuck I think he found them"

"What are you muttering on about"

He looked down at his wife who didn't seem to pleased that he was paying attention to her. "Shouldn't you be focusing me right now"

He could feel he right leg slowly stroking his while her hands ran through his hair "Or is there something more important on your mind" suddenly tightening her left leg around his waist.

That seemed to melt his brain because he suddenly couldn't remember what it was that had distracted him. Oh well it couldn't have been more important that his gorgeous and very eager wife under him.

She looked up at him looking very pleased with her self.

His grip on her waist tightened as he lowered his face just a hairs breath away from hers "not a thing" he breathed out before capturing her lip with his successfully wiping the smirk off her face.

There really was nothing more important that this violent little midget that crashed into his changing forever.

And he planned on making sure she knew it thoroughly


The ending got away from. I dont know how a happy silly story got a little smutty towards the end.
Any thank you taking the time read this I hope you enjoyed it.