Lady Palutena farted loudly as she was wearing tight green jeans, waving the air as she smelled her deep pitched, brassy fart. "Whoo! I gotta lay off the broccoli!"

"You like broccoli? Eww!" Pit exclaimed in disgust as he walked by Palutena, pinching his nose as they and several other Smashers were in the mansion's living room, with all of them pinching their noses as well.

"Hey, it tastes good, and it's healthy." Palutena remarked as she lifted her right butt cheek and farted a couple of more times. "That, and it's green like me. I can't help that it lets me make sudden, gross, AND dangerous farts."

"On a different topic, has anyone seen my brother anywhere?" Nana asked as she had her arms folded together.

"I thought you and Popo were dating," Shulk remarked as he was running around in his underwear.

Nana blushed, both at Shulk's nearly naked body and his comment. "J-just because we're close to each other doesn't mean we want to fuck each other like rabbits!"

And then the entire mansion got flooded by raving Rabbids, with Ray Man sneaking around in the background.

"Has anyone seen my Blue Falcon?" Captain Falcon asked as he came down the stairs, being perplexed as he was just in a match, and his Final Smash didn't activate at all due to the lack of having his F-ZERO vehicle.


Meanwhile, our trio of idiots were warping through time and space, with Popo continuing to drive the Blue Falcon.

"Are we there yet?" Roy whined as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.

"No." Popo and Waluigi flatly responded.

Roy groaned as he rolled his eyes to the back of his head yet. "Are we-"

"Say it again, one more fucking time, just say it," Waluigi growled as he pulled out an assault rifle and aimed it right at Roy's face, making the red headed swordsman wet himself.

Popo sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "All this for doing laundry. What am I doing with my life...?" He muttered to himself in disappointment.