"Goddamn, poor Wario is losing." Waluigi remarked as he, Popo, and Roy were watching a Mario Retardy of Mario Party 2, with Wario losing and in 4th place as Princess Peach Toadstool was number 1 and winning, with them, Yoshi, and Donkey Kong all CPU controlled on Pirate Land.
"How the hell does he keep going?" Roy commented as he was munching on popcorn.
Popo raised his mallet with his right hand."He's motivated by the wah. If he keeps up, though, he'll be missing more than dough."
"...why the fuck are we watching this again?" Waluigi asked as he turned to the others.
"Because we got nothing better to do." Roy and Popo stated in unison, the rejected Smash Bros veterans shrugging as they all watched Wario lose at a 4 player mini game instantly.
"...wait a minute, who's driving the Blue Falcon?" Waluigi remarked, having remembered that they were in the F-ZERO vehicle.
"Uh..." Roy and Popo stated as they glanced at each other, then at the steering wheel, glancing back at Waluigi as their eyes shrunk.
The Blue Falcon then went spinning out of control as the three idiots screamed, not knowing how to stop as they all went through a warp portal, with a huge crash occurring amidst darkness.
