A bright red leaf floats down through the air. The cool autumn breeze pushes it along, making it land on Edd's head. Edd, who was reading a book outside the school, noticed. Bella was sitting on the concrete table thing outside the door petting Felice. Edd picked up the leaf and set it in a pile with other leaves just like it. He had organized leaves in piles, spread out across the stairs. His watched beeped at 4:05 and he went back to reading his book. Suddenly, the front door slammed open, squishing Edd and causing Bella to fall backwards.
"Stupid teacher!" Eddy stomped out, "Can you believe the nerve of this guy?" Edd slid off the table thing and stood up with Bella, "Dishing out detentions on Halloween!" He ducked under a hole in the fence as Edd and Bella followed. Felice jumped over the fence.
"Reap what you sow, Eddy," Edd said, "You filled the teacher's desk with processed cheese. A strict violation of school code."
"Yeah, and it smelled disgusting," Bella said.
"Ed's the violation," Eddy said, "Come on! I got something that's gonna make this the best Halloween ever!"
"I hope so," Bella giggled, "It is my first here in Peach Creek."
The three ran off to Ed's house.
The screen shakes as the words 'Ed, Edd, Bella n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw' appear above the hill Edd, Eddy, and Bella just went over. The words melt into a bloody-gooey looking substance and flow down the hill. It turns the mailbox into a big pink skull which flies up to the screen with the words 'Written by KittyKatBella' in it's mouth. The nearby street lamp, which now has a giant eyeball instead of a light, bends over and shines light on the words on the ground. The words read 'Based On Danny Antonucci's Ed, Edd n Eddy.' The eyeball looks at the screens and the fire hydrant behind it, which grows legs and turns into a mutant crab monster. It turns around and it's revealed it has the words 'Please Enjoy! -KittyKatBella' on its back.
"Oh Lumpenstine!" Eddy called, sliding into Ed's room after opening the window. Bella climbed down and Edd looked in to see Ed staring at the TV screen.
"Hey Ed, you're never going to believe this!" Eddy said, but Ed was too focused on the TV screen to hear, "Look what I got!" Eddy pulled a folded piece of paper out of his pocket, "Hey!" Eddy got right in front of Ed, "See?" Eddy frowned when Ed still didn't respond. Edd looked around the wall for the light switch.
"Ed! Look!" Eddy said angrily, "Blink or something, will ya? You're scaring me! Ed!"
"Ed, are you ok?" Bella asked, worried. Edd found the light and turned it on. He was shocked by what he saw.
"Good Lord," He said, staring at the boxes of scary movies, "Look at all these video tapes!" Eddy was on the back of the chair, waving the paper in front of Ed's face. He then jumped back in front of Ed and waved the paper some more.
"What's with this guy?" Eddy asked.
"Sitting in front of a television for excessive periods of time can induce a trance-like state, and even rewire a susceptible brain," Edd said, shifting through the movies.
"Brain?" Eddy asked angrily, "WHAT BRAIN?!"
Edd unplugged the TV and Ed's eyes staticed before he blinked and shook his head.
"IT'S HALLOWEEN, GUYS!" Ed shouted happily, "The night when ghosts and goblins come out to play!" Bella giggled. Eddy once again showed Ed the folded paper.
"You just wait, lumpy!" Eddy said, "I got secret directions to the craziest monsteriest neighborhood in the land. It's called SPOOK-E-VILLE!" Eddy jumped on the table, "I got them from my brother. Folks give out buckets and buckets of candy! Am I the man, Ed?"
"You're the man, Eddy!" Ed said, laughing.
"Spook-E-Ville, Ed!" Eddy said.
"May I?" Edd asked, taking the paper and looking at it, "Thank you." He looked very closely, "Well, I see atrocious penmanship runs in the family. I highly doubt you'll find anything with this, Eddy, let alone a 'Spook-E-Villie.'" He lowered the map to see an annoyed Eddy and Ed, who was still laughing.
"What are you trying to do?" Eddy asked angrily, "Ruin my- um, Ed's Halloween?" Eddy put his arm around Ed's neck, who pouted sadly, "And Bella's first Halloween here?"
"Well, I suppose I could-" Edd began.
"SPOOK-E-VILLE, DOUBLE D!" Ed yelled happily, bringing Edd into a big hug, "Vampires and goblins and bats oh my! Vampires and goblins and bats oh my! Vampires and goblins and bats oh my!" Eddy laughed.
That night, the four met at Ed's house. Eddy jumped out of the window dressed as zombie Elvis.
"Woo-hoo!" Eddy cried, "C'mon, guys! It's trick or treating time!"
"Wait for us, zombie Elvis!" Ed said. He was dressed as a viking and Bella was dressed as Bellatrix LeStrange.
"Nice nut costume, lumpy," Eddy said.
"I am Lothar!" Ed yelled, "Viking! Protector of Montezuma!" His eyes fizzled and he shook his head, "Mice."
"Ain't this my spatula?" Eddy asked.
"Where's Doppio D?" Bella asked.
"Who are you supposed to be?" Eddy asked.
"I am Bellatrix LeStrange!" Bella said, "The Dark Lord's most faithful Death Eater! I escaped Azkaban, something no other witch or wizard has been able to do since the escape of my goody-two-shoes cousin Sirius."
"Aren't I frightening?" Edd asked. The three friends looked over at Edd, who was dressed as...something, "Grr!"
"What the heck are you supposed to be?" Eddy asked.
"Guess, Eddy," Edd said, walking over, "I am less than five micrometers tall, yet I pack a truly terrifying punch." No one said anything, "Don't get to close to me, or I may infect you!"
"A cold?" Bella guessed.
"Uh, no," Edd said, "In the Dark Ages, I caused millions of deaths." Still nothing, "The bubonic plague! I'm the bubonic plague!"
"Like on your teeth?" Ed asked, pointing at his teeth.
"NO!" Edd shouted, "NOT PLAQUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!"
"Too bad," Eddy said, "Spook-E-Ville, here we come!" The four kids ran off.
"I wish I was a real witch," Bella said, "Then I could just Apparate there."
They passed the Kankers laughing in the Lane, but Ed was the only one to notice. He looked over the fence and saw them sitting around a fire.
"So I tell him 'What size boot's your face wear?'" Lee was saying. Ed's eyes fizzled and he saw the Kankers as stereotypical witches, which was actually quite fitting.
The four evil witches were brewing something in a cauldron.
"The potion's ready," The orange haired one said, "Let's start the jinx." They all laughed.
"Monsters of the night," The brown haired one began, "Beasts from below."
"Rise up and get our errant foes," The orange haired one continued.
"Make them scream!" The blue haired one said.
"Make them sweat!" The blond one said.
"Give them the Halloween they'll never forget!" The four of them said together. From the pot shot up a stream of the potion, making the sky foggy with greenish yellow clouds. Lothar watched in fear as smokey hands crawled towards him. He tried to run away, but they caught him. He escaped and ran off.
"RUN AWAY!"
The Kankers were still sitting there. Marie looked around as Lee poured ketchup on a marshmallow.
"Did you hear something?" Marie asked. She, Lee, and Brandon looked at their younger sister.
"What?" May asked, her hand covered in marshmallow, "You guys know toasted marshmallows give me the toots!"
Meanwhile, Edd was looking at the Spook-E-Ville map through a magnifying glass.
"As best I can discern, the first clue to look for is a dented stop sign," Edd said.
"Scary!" Ed ran around the corner, drawing the attention of his friends, "Evil!" He crashed into Edd, Eddy, and Bella, knocking them into the air and then grabbing them.
"ED!" Eddy yelled, holding onto the map as Ed carried them to behind a shed. He threw them over the shed and they landed on the other side, where Ed popped up from underground.
"I saw four witches!" Ed said, "And they put a jinx on you!" He pointed at Eddy, "He!" He pointed at Edd, "She!" He pointed at Bella, "And I! To set monsters after us!"
"Monsters, you say?" Eddy asked, "But they'll eat us alive!" Eddy smirked and stood up, "We'll have our brains sucked out of our skulls!" He leaned over to Ed, "It's up to you to protect us, Ed! So me, the germ, and the good witch can find the clues to escape to Spook-E-Ville!" Bella frowned.
"Excuse me, but Bellatrix Lestrange is in no way, shape, or form a 'good' witch," Bella said, "I mean, you can easily tell by the name 'Death Eater' she's plainly evil!"
"Germ, indeed," Edd said, unamused. Ed stared for a minute.
"Right-o," Ed said, determined, "For I-" He jumped out of the hole in the ground, "Am Lothar! Slayer of the undead! And justice for all!"
"Thataboy, lowbrow!" Eddy said, "Now where were we?" Suddenly, Ed head bumped his friends, making them crash into the shed.
"Sssh!" Ed said, "Something wicked this way comes." Ed looked around. Jimmy was at a nearby house in a cute alien costume and carrying a flashlight.
"Trick or treat!" Jimmy said. After receiving his candy, he skipped back down the stairs to the sidewalk, "Happy Halloween! Over the teeth and under the gums. Look out tummy, here it comes!" He giggled. Ed looked at Jimmy and his eyes fizzled again.
An ugly looking alien was floating down the sidewalk, carrying a fazer and a bag.
"What is Ed doing?" Edd asked, watching Ed from the shed. Ed dragged himself out using the spatula.
"Holding us up as usual," Eddy said. Ed dragged himself over to Jimmy.
"Drop anchor, evil alien from the planet of putridity!" Ed yelled.
The alien beeped and held the fazer out, pointing it right at Lothar!
"Ed?" Jimmy said, "Ooh, you're a viking!" Ed panicked and ran away.
"RAY GUN!" Ed cried.
Lothar ran away and pulled up a stop sign.
"Earth is not your salad bar!" Ed yelled, hitting Jimmy with the sign.
"Goodness gracious," Edd said from the side of the shed. Eddy started laughing. Ed hit Edd in the head with Jimmy's pumpkin flashlight.
"Its proton pulverizer, Double D," Ed said, dropping the flashlight in front of an unamused Edd, "Protect yourself from the jinx." He tossed the bag of candy down in front of Eddy, who looked inside and grinned widely.
"Nice work, low lump!" Eddy said.
"Tweren't nothing," Ed said.
Around the corner, Sarah, dressed as a princess, was walking down the sidewalk when she tripped over something.
"Of all the stupid-" She gasped when she saw what- or who- she had tripped over. Jimmy was pounded into the concrete, "Jeepers creepers, Jimmy!" Jimmy groaned.
"Ed attacked me, Sarah," Jimmy said weakly, "He was so hairy and brawny." Sarah frowned.
At the shed, Ed was sharpening the spatula on an old fashion knife sharpener.
"Ed has gone beyond the bounds of acceptable Halloween etiquette, Eddy," Edd was saying.
"Yeah, stealing someone else's candy isn't cool," Bella said, her arms crossed.
"Hey, a dented stop sign!" Eddy said, pointing at the sign Ed had used to beat Jimmy, "That's the first clue to Spook-E-Ville! We're on the right track!" Edd rolled his eyes.
"The sign that Ed dented?" Edd asked. Someone poked his shoulder and Edd turned around to see Sarah. She was smiled, but then burst out yelling.
"WHERE'S JIMMY'S CANDY?!"
Edd and Bella backed up and Eddy hid the bag of candy behind his back. Ed looked over and his eyes fizzled again.
Lothar held out his spatula at the evil vampiress.
"You shall not feast upon our life's blood this eve, vampiressess!" Lothar yelled. The orange haired vampiress jumped on Lothar and roared.
Sarah was being held up by Ed, who was trying to keep her coming getting any closer. Sarah held Ed in a position where his face turned red.
"JIMMY'S CANDY!" Sarah yelled. Ed held Sarah down and hit her face on the ground, not knowing it was actually her. Eddy ran around the corner and Bella hid behind Edd, who was hiding behind his hands. Sarah got back on top of Ed, who kicked her off.
The vampiress flew threw the air, landing on the ground. Lothar pulled a steak from his pants.
"A steak will defeat you!" He said, shoving the meat onto the vampiress's chest. She looked at him, confused.
"Cafe au leit!" Lothar said, picking up the vampiress and throwing her into a grave.
Eddy peaked out from behind the shed at Ed, who had just buried his sister.
"The vampiressess has been vanquished!" Ed stated proudly. He pulled out his spatula, "To Spook-E-Ville!"
"Ed, you got any more of those steaks?!" Eddy asked, running after Ed. Edd frowned and ran over to where Sarah was buried, watering her with a watering can. Her head popped out of the dirt in a bud. Tomatoes blossomed from her ears.
"Oh dear," Edd said, "Uh, happy Halloween?" He ran after his friends, "Coming, Lothar!"
"Sono così dispiaciuto super-" Bella apologised, running after Edd, "Wait up!"
Ed and Eddy were running, Eddy laughing. Edd and Bella were trying to catch up with them.
"Fellows, wait!" Edd called, but accidentally bumped into Nazz, who was dressed as Medusa. Nazz giggled and help Edd up.
"Was that like a trick, or a treat?" Nazz asked, "Happy Halloween, you two!"
"Felice Halloween to you too," Bella said. Edd turned bright red.
"And a good all Hallows' eve to you, Nazz," Edd said, "Ooh, kudos on your Medusa costume. A Greek mythological reference is a welcome change from the usual horror cliches."
He started walking off.
"Dude!" Nazz called, "Want a handful of some sugar coated bon-bons?" She held out her bag of candy.
"Pardon?" Edd asked.
"Oh come on, whatever you're supposed to be," Nazz said, taking Edd's hand, "Let's go check out the next house. Come on, you too, Bella."
"I'm Bellatrix!" Bella giggled.
"Oh, well, actually, we're expected somewhere," Edd said nervously, "Oh dear."
Ed and Eddy were still running.
"Hey wait a minute!" Eddy said, skidding to a stop and grabbing Ed, "Double D's got the map! Spook-E-Ville, Ed!"
Nazz was knocking on a house door.
"Perhaps they're not home," Edd said after no reply.
"It's Halloween, dude, duh," Nazz said. Ed and Eddy spotted them.
"Well, some people don't always hand out candy," Bella said.
"What are they doing with Nazz?" Eddy asked, "Weasels." Ed's eyes fizzed once more.
"RELEASE THEM!" Ed yelled, rushing over.
"Thank you!" Nazz said to the person handing out candy, "This stuff's gonna go straight to my thighs!"
"I don't care about being super skinny," Bella said, "I'm perfect the way I am." Ed tackled Nazz.
Medusa growled at Lothar, who had just tackled her suddenly. Lothar had his eyes shut tight.
"Do not look in her eyes, lest you turn to stone!" He said, looking away. For a brief second, he glanced at Medusa and she stared back. Lothar turned to a statue.
Nazz looked at Ed, who was just standing there.
Lothar broke through the stone with his spatula, shattering the monster with broken rock. He pulled out two clothes pins and clamped his eyes shut. He ran away from Medusa.
The kids watched as Ed ran into then behind the house and come back with a cement mixer.
Lothar lifted a cement mixer above his head, slamming it on the head of Medusa, giving her a taste of her own medicine by twirling the cement and making it quickly dry and hard.
Ed jumped away from the mixer and in front of Edd, standing back up.
"Venomous vixen of Macy's!" Ed said, "Lothar has spoken." Laughing, he walked off and ended up tripping over a wagon.
"ED!" Edd cried, running over, "What has gotten into you?!
"You just encased Nazz in cement!" Bella said. Ed didn't listen as he looked at the wagon. He held it up over his head.
"We shall take this chariot!" Ed said, climbing in. He pulled Edd and Bella in and pushed off, speeding past Eddy, who he grabbed by his hair, "Onward to Spook-E-Ville!"
Nazz stumbled forward.
"You are totally in for it!" Nazz yelled at Ed, "That was so not cool!" She fell forward.
"Bonzai!" Ed yelled as the wagon raced down the street and heads off road, crashing into an old car, "Skip!" Ed popped his head out of the glove compartment, "Lothar must adjust himself."
"EDWARD!" Edd yelled, pulling himself out from in between the diver's seat with a spring wrapped around his head, "That's it, mister. I've had just about enough of-" Ed puts his finger on Edd's lips to shush him, making the spring fall off.
"SHUSH!" Ed yelled, scaring Edd slightly. Ed burst out of the car door, "Monsters have super good ears, Double D." Ed looked in a nearby bush.
"Ow," Bella mumbled, appearing in the back seat. Eddy climbed out from under the passenger seat.
"Eddy, Bella, I'm becoming increasingly concerned with Ed's irrational demeanor," Edd said, buckling up for some reason, "I fear the over-ingestion in viewing such a tawdry amount of horror movies has had an unfavorable effect on our friend!" Eddy looked bored and Bella looked confused.
"So, what's the next clue?" Eddy asked, elbowing Edd.
"Why do I even bother?" Edd asked himself, stepping out of the car and looking at the map, "No one listens. What do they care?" Eddy and Bella followed Edd.
"I care, except I can't understand anything you're actually saying," Bella said.
"It says here the next clue to look for is an abandoned hearse," Edd read, looking through a magnifying glass, "That's silly. Where on Earth would we find-" He stopped mid sentence and looked back at the car Ed had crashed into: an abandoned hearse.
"That's it!" Eddy said, rushing over, "You found a clue." Edd stared, shocked.
"Just as the map indicated," Edd said.
"Wow, Doppio D, you rock at this," Bella said. Eddy grabbed the map from Edd.
"Hearse, check," Eddy said, "What's next, huh?" He shoved it back into Edd's hands, "Read it!" Edd frowned and looked back at the map. But before he could say anything, an egg hit him in the face. Kevin was on his bike with a carton of eggs, laughing.
"One down, two dorks to go," Kevin said, "Man, I love Halloween." Edd was wiping the egg off his face and Eddy backed away slowly.
"Oh Lothar?" Eddy called. Ed's head popped up from a bush behind Eddy just as an egg hit him.
"One more to go," Kevin said.
"If I could, I would probably Crucio you," Bella snapped, "Ok, not really, but I'm just getting into character." Ed's eyes fizzed as he looked at Kevin.
The headless horseman stood on the hill, riding his horse and holding up a flaming pumpkin in one hand and Kevin's head in the other.
"The headless horseman from Cirrhosis of the Liver Pool," Lothar gasped. Kevin's head laughed evilly.
Ed ran in front of his friends.
"Take the women to safety!" Ed said.
The horseman threw a flaming pumpkin at Lothar.
An egg hit Ed in the face and he skidded to a stop.
The horseman came running forward, another pumpkin in his hand.
"Is it me or does raw egg smell like a wet dog?" Eddy asked. Ed grabbed his friends and ran away.
"Retreat!" Ed cried, "The horseman is too strong! Ally-oop!" He threw Edd, Eddy, and Bella into the air and over the edge of a cliff. They screamed loudly. Ed ran to the edge of the cliff and looked down at them then back at the advancing Kevin.
The horseman was galloping towards Lothar, and on the edge of a cliff, the viking hero had nowhere to go and no one to turn to.
"Adios, goofball!" Kevin's head laughing evilly in a dark voice. He threw the flaming pumpkin right at Lothar's head, sending him backwards a few inches, but not yet off the cliff. Lothar's mouth was flaming and he stuck out his tongue with the pumpkin on it! Using his tongue as a bat, Lothar hit the pumpkin back at the evil headless horseman, knocking him off of his horse and onto the ground, breaking into pieces.
"Dude," Kevin's head said. The horse kept going and went to push Lothar off the cliff, but Lothar held on with his toes.
"Stop!" Lothar begged, picking up the horse, "Shoo fly, don't bother me!" He threw the horse onto the ground.
Kevin watched as Ed threw his bike to the ground, making it break into pieces.
"My bike!" Kevin said.
"Tell the witches that their jinx is for naught!" Ed said, dropping the spatula down his pants, "Says Lothar!" He jumped into the sky in front of the moon before falling down to where his friends were. He landed on them, knocking them back to the ground.
"Hey blowhard, you dented my hair!" Eddy yelled, pointing. Edd groaned.
"I think I bruised my coccyx," Edd said. Eddy was straightening his hair.
"No thanks are necessary!" Ed said. Bella growled angrily.
"I'll thank you right up your-" Eddy was cut off by Edd.
"Eddy, Ed's B-movie assimilation requires immediate psychiatric attention," Edd said, "We best turn back."
"Yeah, I'm getting tired of this," Bella pouted.
"Back nothing!" Eddy poked Edd's face, "It's Spook-E-Ville or bust. Got it, spore boy and death girl? Next clue!"
"I not a death girl!" Bella huffed, "I am a Death EATER!"
Edd took out the map.
"Spore boy," He said to himself, "Witty. Very witty. Unless I'm mistaken it reads 'At the bottom of the embankment, you will find a tall oak tree'." They looked up at a forest.
"There's a kazillion stupid trees!" Eddy shouted. Ed ran forward.
"The flipper of my forefathers shall lead us to the path!" Ed said, putting the end of the spatula in his ear, "Is that so? Uh huh." He started 'following' the spatula, "Do tell." Edd, Eddy, and Bella followed, Eddy carrying Edd.
"Come on, he's on to something, sockhead!" Eddy said.
"This is ridiculous!" Edd said as Eddy ran past Ed, who's eyes were staticy again as he looked up into the trees. Bella noticed this and stopped. Eddy backed up after also noticing.
"Do not be afraid," Ed whispered.
Up in the trees, Lothar spotted the great beast. It started climbing down.
"The spider creature is a horrific but sadly misunderstood monster, who longs for companionship," Lothar said, "And checkers."
Jonny was climbing down a rope, dressed as a spider.
"We come in peace!" Ed yelled, bowing down.
"Far out costumes, guys!" Jonny said, "What's Double D supposed to be? Throw up?"
"Yes, well, and a happy Hallo-" Edd got hit over the head by Ed.
"One wrong word are we are goners," Ed whispered to Edd.
"Oh great spider creature," Lothar began, choosing his words carefully, as not to anger the beast.
"We seek the path to Spook-E-Ville!" Ed continued, pulling out the bag of candy from Eddy's shirt.
"Help us, as we bring you offerings!" Lothar said, holding out the bag. He dumped some candy out on the ground in front of the spider.
"I might caution that you have any and all Halloween candy carefully inspected by your parents, as a-" Ed threw the spatula at Edd again. Eddy looked in the bag of candy.
"Silence!" Ed ordered, "Do not insight its wrath!"
"Do the offerings please you?" Lothar asked, turning back to the giant spider, who was finished gobbling up all the candy.
"Are you kidding me?" Jonny asked, his mouth full, "Yummy yummy yummy! If it's a path you're looking for, maybe that's it." He pointed at a dirt path heading through the trees. The four of them ran along the path.
"A thousand gesundheits, oh misshapen one," Ed said.
"If you see Plank, tell that slowpoke to get his heinie back here!" Jonny called, "I'm tired of waiting for him!"
"We're almost there!" Eddy said, "I can feel it in my sideburns!"
Ed led the group through a moonlit swamp, a giant rock, and across a deep gorge.
"Idiot," Eddy said, "We gotta be getting closer." He turned to Edd, "What's the next clue?" Edd's eyes widened at what he saw.
"Good Lord," Edd said. Eddy and Bella turned to see what was so bad and saw two giant shadows.
"Ah!" Eddy said.
"Stay still!" Ed instructed.
"Don't have to tell me twice!" Bella said.
"What could that be?" Edd asked.
"Look at the map," Eddy said, "Maybe it's a clue." Ed grabbed his friends by their heads and dragged them along.
"Lothar no need no stinking map, Eddy!" Ed said.
"Yeah, because Lothar need a stinking brain!" Eddy snapped. He grabbed Ed's feet, causing him to flip over and land on his face. He dropped Bella and Edd, the latter falling down the slight hill they were on and landing on Wilfred, who was with Rolf.
"Wilfred!" Rolf said, picking Edd up by his feet, "Fleas again?" Wilfred's tail was stuck in Edd's tooth gap but slipped out.
"BLEGHH!" Edd said, rubbing his gap.
"Happy Halloween, Rolf," Edd said.
"Rolf?" Eddy popped out from behind a tree. So did Bella.
"Oh, meno male," Bella sighed.
"Hello!" Rolf greeted. He had a bucket of mushrooms on his head, "One-shy-of-a-full-load Ed boys and cat girl!" He dropped Edd, "Come celebrate in this, Rolf's autumn ritual of The Gathering of The Fungus Which Burns Into The Moist of the Moonlight!" Rolf happily picked a mushroom and put it in the bucket. Ed looked over at Rolf and his eyes shimmered with static again. Rolf held the mushrooms out to Edd, Eddy, and Bella.
"Go ahead," Rolf said, "Try a nibble. A peck. A morsel. A gnaw."
"No grazie," Bella said, "I don't like mushrooms."
"Do not taste it!" Ed yelled, jumping on his friends. He knocked the bucket out of Rolf's hands and squished the mushrooms inside.
The one-eyed ogre beat down upon Lothar, the latter making the former furious. The ogre went to smack Lothar with its club and the viking held out his spatula, but the ugly beast smacked it out of his grasp. Lothar watched in fear as his one and only weapon stuck in a tree. His eyes widened as the ogre tried to attack him yet again, but Lothar quickly moved out of the way and ran. The ogre's pet, which somewhat resembled a pig, squealed and jumped at Lothar, grabbing him in its mouth and throwing him into a tree.
Lothar fell to the ground next to the tree. The ogre and its pet were bolting towards him. He was cornered.
"Do-do Ed-boy," Rolf said as Ed tried to pull his spatula out of the tree, "Tell Rolf why Rolf shouldn't beat you mercilessly with a stick.
The two beasts were still advancing and Lothar just couldn't pry his weapon from the tree trunk. Finally it came free, just in time to smack the ogre right in the face. The ogre held its one eye in pain.
Rolf cried out, holding his eye.
"Rolf's eye!" He cried, "Mama, a bandage! Rolf requires a-" Rolf fell in the nearby stream and got swept away.
"Hey, can we get to Spook-E-Ville before next Halloween?!" Eddy yelled at his friend. All this horsing around was costing them precious time. Ed ran past and grabbed his friends again.
"Quickly!" Ed said, running over a wooden bridge, "Before the troll's mother shows up!" He threw his friends into the woods and right into some trees.
Lothar kept running and bumped right into a giant green plank monster!
"It is he!" Lothar shouted, "Franken-Plank!"
"Wouldn't that be Plankenstien?" Bella asked, rubbing her head.
Lothar backed up, holding his weapon at the ready. He tripped over a fall tree and grabbed it.
"Take this!" He yelled, hitting the monster with it over and over, "And this!"
"Ed?" Edd said, him, Eddy, and Bella rushing over. Ed was hitting Plank with a small sapling.
"And that!" Ed said.
"Not again!" Edd said.
"Y'know, I'm starting to think he's paying us more abuse than everyone else," Bella muttered, cracking her back.
"Up your nose!" Ed said to Plank.
"'Ed this, Ed that'," Eddy mimicked, "Why don't you just marry the guy?" Eddy snatched the map, "I'm going to Spook-E-Ville." He raced off.
"I'm already taken, Eddy," Ed said, running after his friend.
"Hey, wait up!" Bella called, hurrying after. Edd looked down at Plank and set him against a tree.
"Now be a good lad and go to Jonny," Edd said. He ran after his friends.
"I can't read this stupid thing!" Eddy said, running through the dark woods.
"Let me try," Bella said, "I can see in the dark, after all." Ed jumped on Eddy and grabbed the map.
"Lothar knows all!" Ed said, licking the map and sticking it to his face, "At the end of the path, look for the big rock!" Ed ran into said rock.
"That's a rock," Eddy said, getting excited.
"Behind the rock, touch the shovel," Ed said. Eddy ran forward.
"Touched it!" He said.
"Jeez, Eddy, you're almost as jumpy as I am," Bella joked.
"We're almost there!" Eddy said.
"Under the hose we must go!" Ed said. Edd caught up to them and stopped.
"Well I never," Edd said, "Who would leave a perfectly good shovel in the middle of-" Eddy grabbed Edd.
"Under the hose, sockhead!" Eddy said, pulling Edd along. Edd crashed into Ed.
"Now, close your eyes and take ten steps backwards," Ed said. Eddy did so, stepping on Edd and Ed's heads on the numbers one and two.
"One, two, three, four five six seven eight nine, TEN!" He turned around to see a neighborhood.
"IT'S SPOOK-E-VILLE!" He shouted excitedly, "Is my brother the man or what?!"
"So this is fantasma-e-ville?" Bella asked looking around, "Looks...familiar…."
"I agree, Bella," Edd said, "There's something not quite right here."
"Get a big bag!" Eddy said, not listening, "It's trick or treating time!"
"STOP!" Ed yelled as Eddy was about to run off, "Do you hear it?" Ed pounced on his friends, "They have joined forces to smash us! Leave it to Lothar!"
"Yeah run, you boneheaded chinless lump," Eddy said, "Come on, you two! Let's hit that house!" Eddy ran up and rang the doorbell. Edd and Bella followed, looking around. Eddy held his candy bucket out.
"Um, Eddy," Edd said. Eddy frowned.
"What's with these people?" He asked, ringing the doorbell again.
"Eddy, look," Edd said.
"This place really does seem familiar, Eddy," Bella said.
"I bet you they're faking not being home," Eddy said, looking in the mail slot.
"Oh for Heaven's sakes, Eddy!" Edd said, "This is your house!"
"What?" Eddy said, confused, "I win the lottery or something?" Bella smacked her forehead.
"No, Eddy, it's really your house!" Edd repeated, "We've gone in a complete circle! We're back in the cul-de-sac."
"This is my house," Eddy finally realized.
"Seriously?" Bella asked, "We recognized your own house before you even did!"
"Seems your brother tricked rather than treated you think Halloween, Eddy," Edd said, setting his hand on Eddy's shoulder.
"Is my brother a jerk or what?" Eddy said angrily. Ed shoved them into a light post. His eyes were flickering with static.
"Act natural," Ed warned. Everyone who Ed had beaten up was slowly advancing towards him.
"Ed!" Sarah, AKA the vampiress yelled, "You give Jimmy his candy back!"
"You have made a mockery of Rolf's fungal festivity!" Rolf, AKA the giant ogre said.
"Plank's pressing charges, you bully!" Jonny, AKA the spider said, holding up Plank, AKA Franken-Plank or Plankenstien.
"Who's coughing up to fix my bike?" Kevin, AKA the headless horseman, asked.
Lothar was cornered as all of his enemies advanced towards him.
"Your mother wears army boots!" Lothar yelled.
"What now?" Eddy asked. Ed picked him, Edd, and Bella up with the spatula and carried them on it.
Lothar ran with his friends to his secret hideout, someplace he knew the monsters of the night couldn't penetrate.
"Uninjured, unscathed, and uncola!" Ed said, setting his friends on a big piece of wood sitting over a big hole.
"Ed, if I may make a suggestion, I think everyone would-" Edd stopped when Ed went to remove the wood.
"Abracadabra!" Ed said, taking away the wood and making Edd, Eddy, and Bella fall down the hole. Ed jumped down and covered the hole back up. He held up a lamp.
"We will wait here safe till morn," Ed smiled at his friends, "The monsters have been defeated, and the witches jinx, dashed." He hung the spatula on a root and his hat and beard on a coat rack, "Lothar is pooped." Eddy threw a rock at Ed's face.
"You idiot!" He yelled, "How are we supposed to trick or treat from down here?"
"This has been the worst Halloween ever," Bella huffed, sitting on the ground and pouting.
"Look on the bright side, Eddy, Bella," Edd said, "No cavities this Halloween." Edd smiled nervously. The top opened up and down dropped a ladder, right on Edd's head.
"See? Plank was right!" Jonny said, letting down a rope. Kevin started climbing down the ladder and the other down their own ropes.
"Rolf sees him!" Rolf yelled.
"Ed, they found us out!" Eddy said, "Do something!"
Silly-willies," Ed said, "There are no monsters cuz Lothar has conquered all!" He pulled out a newspaper, "Kids these days."
"Rolf wants first dibs on the doo-doo Ed-boy!" Rolf said. The kids finally reached the bottom, but instead of going for all of the Eds and Bella, they went past Edd, Eddy, and Bella and straight for Ed.
Lothar looked up from his newspaper and saw, to his horror, that the monsters were back! He had no time to get to his weapon as the beasts ganged up on him. He had thought he had defeated them all, but he was sadly mistaken.
