Bells ring through the air as snowflakes fall down upon the cul-de-sac. Jonny is the only one outside as he draws a tongue on Plank, sticking out of his mouth. Smiling, Jonny holds Plank out to allow him to 'catch' snowflakes on his tongue. Jonny does the same. Above them, the words 'Ed, Edd, Bella n Eddy's Jingle Jingle Jangle' appear.
"Whee!" Jonny says happily.
In front of another house, a sign reads 'Written By' and words on the house behind it say 'KittyKatBella.' The house next door has decorations saying 'Based on Danny Antonucci's Ed, Edd n Eddy.' A street light next to the house shines on words saying 'Words By The English Language.' In front of Ed's house, the words 'Please Enjoy!- KittyKatBella' are seen.
At Eddy's house, his parents' car backed out of the driveway and drove off. As soon as they were out of sight, Eddy, dressed in all black and holding a flashlight, ran down the stairs inside, slipping on the carpet at the bottom. He got up and entered the living room, where the Christmas tree was located. After seeing no presents, Eddy ran down the hallway to the closet at the bottom of the stairs. He looked inside. He then entered the attic.
"Oh come on," Eddy said, looking around, "Give me a break." He looked in an old chest but only saw some junk, "Parents, who invented them?" He went to walk away but noticed a squeaky floorboard. Looking down, he stepped on it again and smiled.
"Ah ha!" He said, tossing the flashlight in his mouth and lifting up the floor to reveal a stash of Christmas presents, "The Christmas stash!" He set the flashlight on a pile of books so it would point at the presents and went back over to them. Grabbing a box, he set it down and looked around carefully. He lifted up the bow and carefully pushed the box out. He started carefully tearing off a piece of tape holding the wapping together. He unfolded the wrapping and held it upside-down so the box would fall out. Setting the wrapping aside, he opened the box and held up a sweater vest. He blew a raspberry and grabbed a box saying 'To: Eddy. From: Mom' and tore it open.
"A dickie?" Eddy said, "They still make these?" He tossed it aside and tore open another box, pulling out a pair of reindeer socks, "Say it ain't so!" He tore open yet another box and started foaming at the mouth seeing the pajamas.
"I HATE GETTING CLOTHES FOR CHRISTMAS!" Eddy yelled, tossing the pajamas aside and hitting the flashlight, making it point at a mirror, which reflected it into the open window at the sky. Eddy was still tearing open presents.
"You're next, Marie," Lee said. They were in their trailer and all had a paper crown, except Marie.
"Christmas crackers are a hoot!" Marie said happily, grabbing a pack.
"Yeah, they're a blast," Brandon joked.
"Hurry up!" May said, "Maybe you'll get a paper crown."
"Of course I'll get a paper crown," Marie said, holding the crackers in May's face, "They all come with a paper crown, stupid." Marie opened the crackers and May held her ears, but nothing happened. The package just fell to the ground.
"It's a dud, Marie!" May said, putting her face by the crackers.
"Just like you, huh, May?" Lee laughed, Suddenly, the package exploding, pushing May's face inside her shirt.
"Look guys, May got a makeover!" Marie said, grabbing the paper crown and putting it on. May pulled her head out of her shirt.
"And you were worried you wouldn't get a crown," May said stupidly. She then gasped and pointed out the window, "Do you see what I see?" She was pointing at the light Eddy's flashlight was making, which looking like a twinkling star, "Something twinkling in the sky!"
"Where?" Lee asked, looking.
"She said the sky, stupid," Marie said, shoving her sister out of the way.
"Where in the sky?" Brandon said, appearing next to Marie.
"Oh yeah, I see it," Lee said, grabbing her sisters and brother by their necks and moving them, "Bundle up, you three. Let's see what the hub-bub's all about."
"Yeah May," Marie said.
"Yeah Marie," May said.
The four Kankers got dressed and headed out, following the star.
Meanwhile, at Ed's house, several signs were pointing at his house, saying things like 'Land Heer Santa' and 'Don't Miss Ed's!' Ed was dragging the chimney across the house to his room, waking Sarah.
"Not too shabby," Ed said when he set the chimney down in his room. He stuck his head up the chimney and looked at even more signs, "Chimney ready and waiting!" A bell rang and Ed ran into the other room, "Oh oh oh! And-" He returned with a pan of gravy cakes and a carton of milk. He set them on the chair, "Santa's favorite- gravy cakes and milk. Yummy yum yum!" He was writing something on a piece of paper and set it on the chair. It said 'Santa Sit Heer' with a picture of Santa's butt and and arrow pointing at the chair, "All nice and cosy for Santa to rest his belly. I'm such a good boy!" He started dancing around, "Check your list and check it twice, for Santa Claus is co-" Ed tripped and fell on his stomach. He looked up and saw a certain little orange haired brat standing in his doorway.
"Sarah!" Ed cried happily. He got up, "Root-e-toot-toot and rub-a-tum-tum, Santa's-"
"Why'd you take the chimney, fathead?!" Sarah yelled, getting in Ed's face.
"It is Christmas, Sarah!" Ed answered, "And I, Ed the elf, awaits its jolliness!"
"You just make sure Santa sees my stocking," Sarah said, holding up her stocking, "Or I'll stuff you in the turkey." Ed took the stocking, "Got it?"
"Turkey's are practically chickens," Ed said, going to hang up his sister's stocking, "Fun."
"'Ed the elf'," Sarah mumbled, "Nimrod." She exited the room.
"And a figgy pudding to you, baby sister!" Ed called, turning to see the stocking and seeing he had used way too many nails. Someone started knocking, and Ed's first instinct was to look up the chimney, "SANTA!" Seeing nothing but still hearing the knock, he removed his head from the chimney, "Santa?" He saw a hand knocking on his window. He ran over, "Santa!" But who he saw was not Santa, but Edd and Bella, two guests who were equally as welcome. Felice was standing with them.
"A very merry Christmas to you, Ed," Edd said, holding a plant, "We just thought we'd visit before dinner and give you your-" Edd was cut off by Ed grabbing him and Bella, who was holding what looked like a toy laser gun.
"I'll be home for Christmas, guys!" Ed cried happily pulling his friends inside. Bella got through the window, but Edd's large coat got stuck, "For Santa Claus is coming!"
"Let me be the first to say how happy I am for you, Ed," Edd groaned, "But you're stretching my mittens!" Edd popped through the window, hitting the wall and bouncing off, his coat and snowpants falling on the chair.
"Santa's comfy zone!" Ed cried, rushing over and throwing the clothes off, "Ed the elf has fixed it." Felice jumped in the window.
"Oh, are you an elf too, Ed?" Bella asked. She had taken off her coat. She was wearing a green dress with white fluffing on the end of the sleeves and the bottom. She also had pink leggings and brown boots, making her look like a female elf.
"Yeah!" Ed nodded happily.
"Awesome!" Bella grinned, "I was just at Santa's workshop."
"Oh, I'm on the nice list, right?" Ed asked.
"Of course!" Bella beamed. Edd had been shoved into the wall. Felice looked at him.
"As I was saying, what I brought you at once was a poinsettia, Ed," Edd said, pulling out a crumpled plant.
"And I got you a laser gun thing," Bella said, "It's one of my favorite toys. See, it makes noise." She pressed the trigger and it made a shooting sound.
"Aw," Ed smiled, "Hug?" He started walking towards Edd and Bella.
Oh dear, Edd thought, Chin up, Eddward. Ignore his odor, smile, let the spirit of the season take-
"ED!" Edd cried as Ed pulled Edd and Bella into a big hug. Bella giggled and gave him a big hug back. Felice rubbed her head against Ed's leg, purring.
"I feel all fuzzy inside, guys!" Ed said happily.
"Tis the season, Ed," Edd smiled.
"Tis?" Ed asked, setting Edd and Bella down.
"The warmth, Ed," Edd said, "That 'fuzzy feeling' is the spirit of the holiday."
"Spirit?" Ed looked confused.
"From here, Ed," Edd said, setting his hand on Ed's heart.
"My udder?" Ed asked, still confused.
"You certainly know how to tax one's patience, Ed," Edd said, still smiling.
"May I try?" Bella asked, "I speak smidiot, which is a combo of smart and idiot. Ed, that feeling is like how you feel inside when, say, you're around chickens or gravy, or what I feel when I'm with my friends. It's what you feel in your heart when you give someone a present, or find out you're on the nice list. It's like being covered in a warm blanket fresh from the dryer, when the heat takes over your body when you drink a cup of hot chocolate, when you snuggle up with a kitty in front of a roaring fire."
"Oooh!" Ed said, smiling. Just then, Eddy kicked the window open and jumped inside, startling Felice.
"Eddy!" Ed yelled happily, running over, "Santa's coming to my house!" Eddy leaned back away from Ed, who was in his face.
"Yeah right!" Eddy yelled angrily, grabbing Ed's face, "And I'm a little leprechaun looking for his pot of gold." Eddy threw Ed to the ground and jumped in the chair now known as Santa's comfy spot. He knocked the gravy cakes and milk to the ground.
"I hate Christmas," Eddy grumbled.
"Oh come now, Eddy," Edd said, "Surely you jest." Ed and Bella looked over, worried. Ed ran around, panicking. Eddy leaned over the edge of the chair, "Eddy?"
"You know what?" Eddy said, "I found my parent's Christmas stash, and all of my presents bite, Double D!"
"YOU WHAT?!" Bella and Edd yelled.
"Oh, ho, ho, Eddy, how could you have been so selfish?!" Edd sobbed, "Oh, your parents' trust, shattered! Shame on you!"
"Now I have to tell Santa to put you on the naughty list!" Bella frowned, "And I hate it when I have to put people on the naughty list! And I was going to give you a card with something I knew you'd like, but know I'm thinking you don't deserve it."
"Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me," Ed said, running past with a board and lifting Eddy from the chair.
"Hey!" Eddy said, "You know it, and I know it. Christmas is the one time of year when parents are supposed to buy you everything you want! And all I got was lame old clothes!"
"Hold it right there, mister!" Edd said, "The true meaning of Christmas isn't about materialistic needs, or selfish wants. Rather, it comes from here." He set his hand on Eddy's heart.
"That's my udder you're touching," Eddy said.
"So I seriously have to explain this again?" Bella asked. Felice blew a raspberry at Eddy. Ed was setting new gravy cakes and milk on the chair.
"Silly Eddy," Ed said, picking Eddy up by his hair and setting him down near him, "Parents don't bring presents, SANTA DOES!" He started running in circles, "Oh boy oh boy oh boy! I am such a lucky elf!"
"Well, parents also give kids presents," Bella said, "And so does Santa. And I am also a lucky elf, to have an elf friend like you."
"It's like a nightmare before Christmas, Double D!" Eddy said, burying his face in his hands.
"Hello?" Ed said, picking up a small light bulb from the chair.
"I've never seen so many socks, and the underwear?" Eddy continued, "A kid shouldn't have to see that kind of stuff!" Ed dropped the light bulb in Eddy's pocket,
"Well Eddy, I for one think you need to adopt a better attitude," Edd said. Eddy turned around to glare at Ed. Eddy started mocking Edd.
"'I think you need to adopt a better'…" Eddy got an idea, "Adopt. Stay with me." Eddy pretended to sleep, "I wake up. It's Christmas morning. But I'm in someone else's house, and I cash in on their sweet presents! I'm putting myself up for adoption, Double D!" He ran on Edd's face for a second on his way over to the window.
"You're what?!" Bella cried.
"Adoption?" Edd asked, shocked, "But Eddy, you can't forsaken your own family!" Eddy was trying to climb out of the window. He opened it, "It's Christmas, Eddy!"
"That's right, and I want presents!" Eddy jumped out of the window and walked off.
"You'll regret this, Eddy," Edd warned, "Don't turn your back on the true meaning of Christmas!"
"Felice, mantenere un occhio su di lui, vero?" Bella asked Felice in Italian, "La vostra pelliccia bianca si findono con la neve. Egli non sarà nemmeno si nota." Felice nodded and jumped into the snow, following Eddy.
"Santa's not going to like this one bit, guys," Ed said.
"No, Ed," Bella sighed, shaking her head and watching Eddy walk off, "No he isn't."
Eddy walked through the snow, Felice secretly following him.
"Can't wait to see what I'm gonna get this year," Eddy was saying to himself, "Maybe a car...maybe a diamond watch." Felice rolled her eyes. Eddy fell off the edge of a snow bank. The snow around one house had been cleared completely away, "Where'd the snow go?" Eddy walked up to the door and knocked using the frozen wreath on the door, which broke into pieces. The door opened and Eddy smiled.
"Ho ho ho, Jonny boy," Eddy greeted. Jonny leaned over and bit Eddy's nose, "YEOUCH!" Eddy held his nose.
"Nippin' at your nose, Eddy," Jonny said, pointing at his own nose. He was wearing a cardboard crown and a light blue robe, "Get it? Hahaha. I'm Jack Frost, and Plank's Mr. Snowflake!" Jonny held up Plank, who had a paper snowflake taped onto his head. Eddy glared.
"Why you dirty-" Eddy changed the subject, "Listen up, Jonny. It's the darndest thing! I was just walking down the street when a reindeer swoops down and lands right beside me!" Felice was listening from the snow. She had to admit, Eddy was good at coming up with wild stories on the dot.
"No way, Jose!" Jonny gasped.
"Way!" Eddy said, "And he had a note in his mouth. A telegram from Santa!"
"Right on!" Jonny said. Eddy pulled out a piece of paper.
"Santa says he got so fat over the summer, he can't fit down my chimney," Eddy said. Felice could see the 'note' was really a failed math test. Jonny saw, too, but didn't say anything as Eddy pulled the paper away, "So he's gonna leave my presents at your house."
"My house?" Jonny asked happily, "What are you waiting for?" He pulled Eddy inside and he saw that Jonny's whole house was covered in snow and ice. How the kid didn't freeze every night, Eddy didn't know.
"Make yourself at home, Eddy," Jonny was saying, "Do you wanna warm up by the fire?" Jonny giggled, "Cuz you can't! It's ice, see?" He flicked the ice fire, "I'm Jack Frost, and he's Mister Snowflake!"
"Yeah, I heard you the first time, ya bald-headed-" Eddy looked at Jonny, "So what's with all the snow and-" He fell, "Ice?"
"Each Christmas we bring winter inside, Eddy," Jonny said, skating over, "It's our family tradition. A small thanks to Mother Nature for everything she's given us!" Jonny bit Eddy's nose again.
"YEOW!" Eddy shouted, jumping up and sliding over to the frozen tree.
"Nipped your nose, Eddy," Jonny repeated. Eddy looked at the tree and his eyes widened.
"Presents!" He said happily, grabbing one. They were all encased with ice, "Hey Jack, get me an ice pick, will ya? I wanna see what I got." Jonny looked confused.
"Ice pick?" He asked. He listened to Plank, "Mr. Snowflake says, 'No problem, Eddy!'"
"So what are you waiting for?" Eddy said, "It'll take all night to crack these babies open." Jonny shoved a trash can lid in Eddy's hands, knocking the presents into the air.
"What's this?" Eddy asked. Jonny pulled a rope, "What's that?" His question was answered when the floor gave way, leading to a giant ice slide.
"See ya!" Jonny said before Eddy fell. Yelling, Eddy rode on the trash can lid and near the end, his tongue got stuck on the ice, so when he flew out of the door, he gripped the tree on the other side of the street, which Felice was snoozing in. She woke suddenly when Eddy and Jonny appeared, Jonny walking on Eddy's stretched tongue. Felice had fallen into the snow, but neither boy seemed to notice.
"We're onto your shtick, Eddy!" Jonny said, "Mr. Snowflake had you figured from the get go. You're nothing but a greedy Pete, trying to steal out Christmas!" Jonny poked Eddy's head and walked back across his tongue, slamming the door on it.
"OW!" Eddy yelled, letting go of the tree. His tongue popped out of the door. He walked back over angrily, his bruised tongue sticking out of his mouth, "Ah, who ya? I got a million Christmasses on this block!" He walked off and Felice followed, camouflaging in the snow.
Eddy walked over to Rolf's house, who was in a sheet costume hanging meat from a line on his house while standing on his cow. When he finished, he stepped off the cow and set a basket of meat on the ground. He turned around to admire his work and Eddy walked up next to him. Rolf eyed Eddy curiously. While neither were looking, Felice snuck a fish from the basket of meat. Eddy looked up at Rolf, sad.
"Woe is me, woe is me," Eddy said.
"Look at you, Ed-boy," Rolf said, "Why does your face sag like Papa's pot of parsnips?"
"My parents were attacked by renegade baggages handlers, Rolf!" Eddy lied, "And they look all my presents!"
"Scoundrels!" Rolf said, "Rolf is wise to the ways of the tote-handlers! Still, they are a higher caste than the son of a shepherd. Rolf cannot help you in this matter." He started heading inside. Eddy walked in front of him.
"No, wait, I beg you!" He said, "I got no Christmas, Rolf. No presents, no family, no nothing. Please Rolf."
"You have pulled Rolf's eggplant, half-man half-woman Ed-boy," Rolf said, "Come! Grab the tail of Rolf's sheep of joy and join in Rolf's traditions and enjoy the season of mirth!" Eddy looked weirded out but did as Rolf said. Rolf ran inside, Eddy holding on the the sheep costume tail and getting thrown into a giant steak in the chimney.
"Behold, the toil of twenty-four days, Ed-boy," Rolf said as Eddy looked around. Meanwhile outside, Felice was helping herself to the extra meat outside. It reminded her of Christmas dinner back in Italy, except without all the three year old cousins pulling on her tail, ears, and whiskers.
"A celebration of whatnots, bangles, knickknacks, doodads, and an assortment cured, smoked, poached, and other mammal flesh!"
"You could smell it a mile away, stretch," Eddy said, getting up and looking at a picture, "Who's the bearded troll?" Rolf laughed.
"You cramp Rolf's bowls!" Rolf laughed, "Surely you recognize the great Yeshmiyek. She who lives in the center of the Earth, where she prepares the holiday feast for good males and females." Once again, Eddy looked weirded out. Rolf gave him a horn, "Let us sing in honor of her great stewing!" Rolf started singing.
"Deep below the dirt and rocks there lives the bearded maiden fair
Whose kitchen pot is bigger than her size of underwear, hey!"
He pointed at Eddy, who looked confused before blowing into the horn Rolf had given him.
"Yeshmiyek who peels the root and grinds the sausage with her boot!
Yeshmiyek who cures the meat and stuffs the fruit and sugared beets!
Yeshimyek who salts the pork and stabs it with her silver fork!
Yeshmiyek who cuts the cheese and gives the loaf of bread a squeeze..."
(Sinister)
"But should your chores be never done
Your feeble arms too weak to toil
Yeshmiyek will surely come
And throw you in the pot to boil."
(Happy again)
"Yeshmiyek who smokes the fish and lays a slab on every dish!
Yeshmiyek who guts the hare and seasons it with special care!"
Eddy interrupted him.
"Hold it hold it hold it!"
"Rolf does not take requests, Ed-boy. Sorry," Rolf said.
"So when do I rake in on all the cool presents?" Eddy asked.
"Presents? What presents?" Rolf laughed and continued singing.
"Yeshmiyek who bastes the lamb and spits the glaze on every ham!"
"Yeshmiyek who bastes the strudel, pickles feet and strings the noodle!
Yeshmiyek–"
Eddy left, looking annoyed. Felice, who was laying in the snow next to the empty basket, slowly got up, her belly full from all the food.
"What's a guy got to do to find a normal Christmas around here?" Eddy asked himself.
Edd and Bella watched Eddy from Ed's basement window.
"There must be a way to get through to Eddy what the spirit of Christmas is about," Edd was saying thoughtfully.
"Bella, Double D, look what I made," Ed said, showing them a picture, "A picture for Santa's wallet!" It was of Ed riding on Santa's back, who had jets strapped to him. The word 'Me' pointed to Ed and the word 'You' pointed to Santa, the words 'Santa Roolz!' underneath, "I'm the one without a hat."
"That's adorable," Bella smiled.
"That's very nice, Ed," Edd said. Ed smiled proudly, "But it saddens me to see our friend lost and so confused. I just know, deep inside him, a flame flickers for the blessings of this holiday. Perhaps it's time for fate to lend a helping hand." Ed looked confused. Edd pulled him and Bella into a group circle, explaining his plan.
The doorbell rang at Nazz's house and she opened the door to see Eddy.
"Hey Eddy!" Nazz greeted cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, dude!" Eddy smiled nervously, "You look cold. Why don't you come in? We got lots of candy canes and I'm sure I can find you a presents or two." Eddy looked at the tree with a ton of presents underneath.
"I like your Christmas!" Eddy said.
"But before you get any gifts- eggnog?" Nazz asked. Eddy took the glass, his hands shaking from excitement, "I'm also gonna have a Christmas party, so you have to put this up." She held out a small, very popular Christmas decoration, "You know what happens when someone catches you under the mistletoe, don't you, Eddy?" Eddy spit out his drink all over Nazz. Nazz pointed Eddy out the door. She was going to have him put the mistletoe up for him and Bella, but nevermind now. Eddy laughed nervously as Nazz snatched the present from his hands. Felice, who was sleeping behind the bush outside, didn't wake up. She was exhausted from all the food. Eddy walked away. After a few minutes, Felice woke up and looked in the window. She panicked after seeing Eddy wasn't there was raced off, trying to find him again.
The Kankers were trudging through the snow and found where the start had pointed the light shining from it. It was an overturned shopping cart. On top was a moldy piece of bread. May picked it up.
"What the heck is it?" She asked.
"It's a sign, stupid," Lee said. The four Kankers continued walking, stumbling upon some discarded weiner links and three pennies. Marie picked them up.
"Weiners and pennies?" She asked. They continued, walking across an old bridge and into the construction site. Inside one of the machines was a fur coat. Lee took it.
"It's a coat," She said. They continued following the star, "Come on, we're getting closer."
Eddy was walking to the next house.
"So if Christmas is about giving, how come I ain't getting?" He asked no one. Felice had finally caught up with him and hid in the snow, following. Suddenly, a wrapped present hit Eddy in the face. He didn't notice the rope attached as he grinned widely.
"A present!" He said. It started moving and Eddy followed, "Where's it going?" It led to a tree, which Eddy ran straight into. Felice, panting ran up and hid behind the tree. Eddy watched as Edd descended on a rope from the top of the tree, dressed as an angel.
"Hark, the herald angels sing, Eddy," Edd said, "I bring you tidings of great joy." Ed appeared dressed as a shepherd. Bella was behind the tree, talking to Felice.
"And low!" Ed said, "An angel showed up as they counted their flock of chickens in the night." Felice, who Bella had quickly slipped a chicken costume onto, walked out and tried to mimic a chicken, not sounding too good.
"Forsake your journey, Eddy!" Edd continued, "You are not beyond the path of redemption. You can still return to the path of goodwill and peace among your fellow-" Eddy threw a snowball at Edd.
"Nice shot, Eddy," Ed said. Eddy took the hook from Ed and used it to trip Ed, making him let go of the rope holding Edd, which in turn made Edd fall to the ground. Eddy yanked the wings from Edd's back and walked off. Felice quickly slipped out of the costume and raced after Eddy, camouflaging in the snow.
"It's not to late to embrace the joy of the season, Eddy!" Edd called.
"Fa la la la la, Eddy!" Ed added.
In Jimmy's house, the doorbell rang and Jimmy answered to see Eddy with angel wings.
"Feliz navidad!" Jimmy greeted. He looks at Eddy with the angel wings.
"Hey Jimmy, check out the wings!" Eddy said.
"Are you a Christmas angel?" Jimmy asked.
"How'd you guess?" Eddy said.
"Wow, just like how Bella is one of Santa's elves!" Jimmy said, smiling.
"Uh, yeah," Eddy said, walking inside, "Every year, Eddy the Christmas Angel shares with someone else in the spirit of gift giving. And this year happens to be your year. What's mine in mine, and what's yours is mine, get it?" He spotted the tree, "Hel-lo!" He lifted it up and looked under, "Where's the presents?"
"Quickly, I must show you something," Jimmy said leading Eddy to the other room. Eddy followed excitedly.
"Gimmie gimmie gimmie," He said, holding out his hands. Jimmy didn't give him anything. Eddy frowned, "What?" Jimmy smiled at his huge Gingerbread Christmas town, "So?"
"It's my Holly Jolly Christmas Village, silly!" Jimmy said, "Nothing says joyeux noel like the gingery smell of gingerbread sailors out on a sugar-glazed shore leave."
"Smells good enough to eat," Eddy commented.
"Oh, and look at this!" Jimmy said, drawing attention to the other table.
"Finally!" Eddy said, rushing over, "Presents?"
"If you mean the presents of delectable decorative baking, then yes!" Jimmy said, giggling, "Why settle for blase pats of butter, when using only simple cookie cutters, one can create a festive holiday assortment of butter shapes to smear onto fresh, toasty buns?" Jimmy showed Eddy a plate with three butter shapes: a snowman, a candy cane, and a star, "Oopd, having my own angel is so exciting, I've got to tinkle. Be right back!" Jimmy walked off to use the bathroom. Eddy looked at all the food then at the gingerbread town.
"Did you know that you can dazzle your guests with miniature mashed potato snowmen, using an ordinary ice cream scoop?" Jimmy asked when he returned. He cried out, "MY CHRISTMAS VILLAGE!"
Eddy had devoured the town, and was still eating.
"Destroyed, devastated, and digested!" Jimmy yelled, setting his head on the table.
"I gotta hand it to you, these cookies are to die for," Eddy said.
"You!" Jimmy said angrily, pointing at Eddy. He picked up the phone in the other room and called Sarah as Eddy finished off the gingerbread. Sarah bust the door open seconds later.
"Jimmy? Where is he?!" She asked. Eddy screamed as Sarah literally threw him out the door.
"Just a couple of presents!" Eddy begged, "It's Christmas for Pete's sake!" Sarah threw Eddy into the snowman outside.
"Scram!" She yelled. Jimmy walked outside and dropped the fake angel wings.
"And stay out," Jimmy said. He spotted Felice hiding behind the decorations outside, "Oh, hello Felice. I suppose you could have a nibble since Eddy's already ruined it." Jimmy went inside and returned with a few crumbs of the gingerbread town, which Felice happily gobbled up. She meowed thanks as the two kids went inside. Edd, Bella and Ed appeared.
"Oh Eddy, why?" Edd asked himself.
"Felice, did you save some for me?" Bella asked. Felice meowed and Bella huffed.
"Pig," She grumbled.
"Ed, Bella, it appears our efforts have had no effect on Eddy's complete lack of Christmas cheer," Edd said sadly. They watched Eddy, who had been thrown into the car outside, walked off angrily. Felice continued to follow secretly.
"Just a couple of guys wearing dresses on Christmas Eve, huh Double D?" Ed said, throwing one arm around his friend and holding the angel wings in the other.
"All is not lost, Ed," Edd said, slipping out of Ed's arm, "For this angel still has one more trick up his robe." Edd walked off with Ed and Bella following.
"I promise not to peak, Double D," Ed said.
Kevin was snowboarding in his front yard when Eddy walked up. Kevin, not noticing, threw the snowboard against the wall and walked inside, closing the door. Eddy ran up and looked in the window, so he didn't notice when Felice went to hind behind the snow board.
"Kev, wait up!" Eddy panted. He smiled at the presents inside. Eddy reached under Kevin's door and tried to open it, but couldn't quite reach. Kevin, who was sucking on a candy cane, noticed and opened the door. He leaned against the doorway and looked down at Eddy.
"Uh…" Eddy was thinking. He just blurt it out in the end, "Adopt me, bro! It's Christmas!"
"Yeah right," Kevin said, going back inside.
"No wait!" Eddy said before Kevin closed the door, "It's my parents! They were kidnapped by Aborigines! I need a present for the ransom or they'll cut off their toenails! Just one, Kev! Toenails! Gone! Forever! I swear!" Kevin wasn't buying it.
"Man, you're pathetic," Kevin said, "Fine. Wait here." He walked inside to get a present. Eddy smiled.
"Hook, line, and stinker," Eddy said. Kevin came back and handed Eddy a box.
"Here, I hope you like it," Kevin said. Eddy snatched the present.
"What is it?!" Eddy asked, "Don't tell me! Let me guess!" He tore the wrapping off, "Too late!" He looked inside and Kevin's punched him in the face, sending him flying backwards and his shoes to fall off.
"Merry Christmas, dork!" Kevin laughed. Eddy sat up out of the snow with a black eye as Kevin closed the door. Eddy ran up to the door.
"Let me in, Kev! Please!" Eddy begged, "All I want is a good Christmas!" Eddy hung his head sadly and walked off. Felice frowned and followed. Eddy walked into a large field. It started snowing and Eddy was shivering coldly as he looked back at the houses, where everyone was having a good time. Eddy kept walking sadly. He passed a small Christmas tree in the center of the field and walked over. One of the light bulbs went out. Eddy shivered and blew on his hands to try and warm up. He put his hands in his pockets and pulled out the light bulb Ed had put there earlier. Eddy looked at the tree and walked over. He replaced the old and broken light bulb with the new one. The light shone brightly and Eddy began walking away again, but the light began shining even brighter, drawing Eddy's attention. Felice noticed and ran off to get Bella, Ed, and Edd. Eddy looked back and saw the light shining and lighting up brighter than any light bulb on a tree he'd seen before. Edd, Ed, and Bella ran over happily, Ed falling over.
"Oh, Eddy, I'm so proud of you!" Edd beamed, "You did it!"
"A big hug for my little man!" Ed said, pulling Eddy into a crushing hug.
"What I do?" Eddy asked.
"You replaced the bulb, Eddy," Edd said as if it were obvious. Ed put Eddy down.
"So?" Eddy asked, "The tree needed a light and I put one in. Big whoop."
"Don't you see, Eddy?" Edd said, "You made an unselfish gesture. You gave willingly of your heart without thought of your own gain. This is the gift of giving, Eddy! This is what the spirit of Christmas in all about."
"It is?" Eddy asked. Bella nodded, "Hey, that didn't hurt a bit! Actually, it feels kinda good, guys. Cuz...Christmas ain't about what you find under a tree, Christmas is about what you find in your heart!"
"Buon Natale, Eddy," Bella smiled, slipping the card into his hand. The cul-de-sac kids started to gather around.
"That tree glows as if it were touched by an angel," Jimmy said.
"It's absolutely beautiful," Nazz commented.
"Awesome, to say the least," Kevin agreed.
"Rolf basks in the warmth of the glowing wood," Rolf said, smiling.
"Plank says that's one hot looking tomato!" Jonny said. Suddenly, a big red bag dropped from the sky, right on top of Eddy. The kids looked up at a deep voice.
"Ho ho ho!" Santa called, "Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!" He flew off. Bella tucked a little phone-looking device in her pocket and smiled innocently, a glowing halo over her head. No one else noticed, however.
"Santa?" Eddy said, popping out from under the bag.
"Take me with you!" Ed cried, running after the sleigh, "I Ed, you Santa, we good!"
"Sack?" Eddy said, noticing the bag. He looked inside, "Presents!"
"Presents?" The kids repeated.
"There's one for Jonny, and Plank, and Sarah, to Jimmy, to Nazz, Kevin, Rolf, Double D, Bella, and me!" Eddy said. He suddenly grabbed the bag and ran off, "Jackpot!"
"Where'd he go?" Jonny asked.
"Hey!" Sarah yelled.
"What the-?" Jimmy said.
"Not cool," Nazz spoke.
"Come back here!" Kevin shouted.
"Oh well," Rolf shrugged.
Eddy, laughing, ran past Ed, who was waving goodbye to Santa. Edd and Bella were following and stopped by Ed.
"Ed, Eddy has stolen Saint Nicholas' satchel of intermutual yuletide bestowals!" Edd said. Ed looked confused.
"The presents, Ed!" Edd said, "Eddy's taken the presents!"
"Hurry!" Bella said as she and Edd started running, "Oh, I'm so gonna get fired for this!"
"SANTA'S PRESENTS?!" Ed cried, following. Felice rushed after them, having a hard time in the deep snow.
Eddy dragged the gifts into Rolf's shed full of animals, shutting the door behind him. He put a board in front of the door, locking it. However, it did no good when Ed busted through with his head, angry.
"Eddy, how wrong can you be in this most wonderful time of the year?!" Edd asked, "Reconsider your actions!"
"What is it to be, young man, naughty or nice?" Ed asked, walking forward.
"I'm the one who gave willingly from his heart!" Eddy snapped, "Back off! This sack's mine!"
"You changed a lightbulb!" Bella said. Felice meowed angrily in agreement. Ed dropped the shepherd's hook and snatched the presents. He ran towards the door.
"Santa brought presents for all the good little boys and girls, Eddy," Ed said. Eddy had nailed the door shut.
"Santa's sack's mine!" Eddy said, grabbing the bag, "Give it!" Ed kept hold on the bag.
"Santa's, Eddy!" Ed said. Bella helped him try to get the bag.
"Se si ottiene farmi lecenziare, io ti odio per sempre!" Bella yelled.
"Gentlemen, lady, please," Edd said before he got hit with the bag. Felice hid in the corner.
"Santa's sack!" Ed cried.
"Mine!" Eddy said. Edd was now on top of the bag.
"E' Babbo Natale!" Bella said.
"Goodwill?" Edd said, "Peace on Earth?"
"It's Santa's!" Ed said.
"MINE!" Eddy yelled.
"Santa's, Eddy!" Ed repeated. Suddenly, the bag got thrown out of the roof, Edd getting caught on a piece of broken wood.
"Oh dear," Edd said.
"Of all the no-good-" Kevin was saying.
"It's ok, Jimmy," Sarah said to her crying friend.
"Here today, gone tomorrow, yes?" Rolf said before the bag landed in front of them. The kids cheered loudly.
"Where'd the sack go?" Eddy asked, "You idiot!" He threw Ed to the side, "My presents!" He rushed to the door but just as he reached it the door burst open, knocking him back into the feeding trough. Snowy wind blew in.
"Can it be?" Edd asked, seeing the figures at the door, "Three kings who have traveled afar?"
"And Befana," Bella added quietly, "In Italy, there's a story of a woman who wanted to go with the three wisemen, but she didn't. After a few days, however, she decided she did want to go after all and traveled to find them. She got lost, and every Christmas she wanders looking for the three wisemen."
"A babe in a manger, huh?" Lee asked as she and her siblings entered, "We come bearing gifts!"
"See? Mold," May held out the bread.
"I brought franks and cents," Marie said, holding out her gift.
"And fur," Lee said, holding out the coat.
"Well, this image certainly has the Christmas spirit," Edd said.
"Now it's time for our gifts!" May said.
"Payback! Christmas kisses all around!" Marie said.
"And we ain't talkin' on the cheeks, either," Brandon added. The Kankers laughed and Bella and the Eds screamed.
"RUN AWAY!" The cried, but the Kankers grabbed them before they could.
"Wait, what are you doing?!" Edd cried, "I'm an angel, stop!" Eddy ran out of the shed but Lee grabbed him and pulled him back.
"I'm too young!" He cried as Lee put a sign on the door that read 'Don't Open Till Next X-Mas' before she closed the door. On the hill nearby, the kids were singing, Rolf having difficulty understanding as he looked at the music.
"We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy new year!
Good tidings we bring
To you and your kings
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy new year!"
