KEY- Wolfe14 Ghosthatesjames

It's currently Thursday when i'm writing this so there's not many updates as far as chapter 2 but I will address any comments at the end, probably Sunday. I just want to say I have so far followed a schedule with the chapters, and will try to keep doing this, but i'm very busy, and lazy, fuck mostly lazy. That is a goddamn understatement (Fuck you) (With a tire iron? I know you are into some freaky shit.)(I wonder what the fuck the readers are thinking of your bullshit, THE TIRE IRON WAS ONCE) As far as reviews I have gotten 1 and I addressed that last chapter, but just to be clear your reviews matter( more so if you properly use the amazingly simple word "fuck" at least 3 times, to gauge your passion on the topic of course) and I do either change the story, or explain my decisions, at the end of the next chapter. Thus we begin the combo chapter…. Wolfe14 here and I must say that you don't need to say Fuck, but it is kind of recommended. Ghost addressed this in his last chapter about swearing. Both of us swear a lot in real life. The swearing in his stories is very moderate compared to himself in real life. Also people swear in Percy Jackson. He just isn't allowed to say Fuck so he has to improvise and say he muttered a curse word or use an ancient greek curse word.

Chapter 3, It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right., Yang First person.

"Here, take him to sickbay, and tell me when he wakes up." I said helping the boy onto the stretcher. I so desperately wanted to know his name. He was just so mysterious and interesting.

"Ok, I will have someone go get you when he awakes." Ms. Goodwitch said taking the stretcher to the sickbay along with the army of doctors following him.

"Do you think he will be okay?" Ruby asked.

"I don't know, but if anyone can make him better it's Glynda." I replied.

"Yeah, but he was pretty bad looking." she said.

"Not really." I said

"Yeah he did, I mean hell he was curled up in the fetal position with dead grass all around him." she said.

"Ohh you were talking condition, yeah as far as condition he looks haggard." I said slightly embarrassed. I didn't want my sister thinking I was a whore, falling for the first guy that walks my way.

"Wow, just wow Yang. Do you like him?" she asked, seeming to enjoy this situation a little too much.

"Well….. a little, I mean he did save us. Plus if he is like he was in the dream he will be speechless when he sees me." I said regaining my confidence, I mean he had to have liked me a little bit, he saved me in the field at his own risk.

"Well get to know him before you make a decision, he could be a total dick." she replied.

"That's a given Ruby." I responded.

"Well it's 4:00 we should get back to the room and wait for Weiss and Blake." she said.

"Ok." I said. So we went back to the room and saw Weiss putting her duvet back on.

"I thought Sunday was laundry day Weiss." I said.

"Well Blake spilt grape juice on it when we were studying. Alone, because you two were out doing God knows what." Weiss replied with her usual tone of anger.

"Why did she have grape juice? I thought she liked apple." Ruby said, skipping over the other statement. Then a voice from behind us said

"Well they were out apple, because space Nazis."

"Hey Blake." I said

"Did you guys see that boy in sickbay?" Blake asked.

"I should hope so, we drug him out of the forest after he summoned some skeletons." Ruby said.

"Really?" Blake asked.

"What guy?" Weiss asked, feeling left out I guess. So I told them, about the boy, the dream, and the whole ordeal in the forest.

"That sounds like something out of one of Blake's books, you can't be serious." Weiss said after I finished.

"Actually it sounds like something a 14 year old would write sick on a Saturday morning." Blake said.

"I assure you it happened just like I said it did." I said.

"She speaketh the truth-eth." Ruby added trying to be funny.

"No way, summoning skeletons that can't be a real semblance." Blake said.

"Shes right, theres now way someone can have a semblance like that." Weiss said.

"But we saw it with our own eyes, like wheew zzzzzh. You know all telepathic-y." Ruby said making her usual ontimontipia face which looked liked a chipmunk just fucked a drunk turtle on a unicycle.

"We shit you not, well except the telepathy and that. As far as that is concerned we are bullshitting you. But not the other shit." I said getting irritated.

"No, I'm calling your bluff." Weiss said.

"Yeah, I am calling hacks as well." Blake said.

"You're not supposed to use hacks in this case Blake, if you don't want to put in the effort to learn slang then don't try it at all." Ruby said, more angry at the improper usage than anything else. Then an orderly knocked on the door, I knew it was an orderly because he smelt of unfulfillment and dought.

"The boy you brought in is up, he wants to talk to you guys." the orderly said.

"Let's go, to proof that I am not crazy." I said.

"You are going to need a miracle to proof that." Weiss said.

"A Christmas miracle?"Ruby asked.

"Yup, a Christmas miracle in the middle of July." Blake said sarcastically.

"It's Christmas in July." Ruby sang, for the sake of word association I guess.

"Well come on." I said. We got to the room the boy was being kept in. He was hooked up to a heart monitor. For some reason he had a pomegranate in his hand, halfheartedly picking at it.

"You're the girl." he said.

"You're the boy." I said

"Well now that we have cleared up who is what gender, can we move on?" Ruby asked.

"You're the girl from those fucking dreams." the guy said.

"Wait you've had dreams about me?" I asked puzzled.

"Yeah." he said.

"Wow what a coincidence, because she has had dreams about you." Ruby said.

"Really?" the guy said.

"Yeah, but I also had dreams about me killing the faceless children your skeletons killed."

"Wait… you have dreams about killing faceless children?" he asked.

"Psycho bitch." Weiss muttered under her breath.

"And you." I said ignoring Weiss.

"Intense." He said.

Line break First person Ruby.

This is getting increasingly weird. Aside from the obvious fact that Weiss just swore, I mean that came out of left field. She is usually an egocentrical bitch, but never swears. In fact quite the opposite, she gets in Yang's case about her swearing. Ok maybe my sister having a back and forth conversation with some random guy she fell for in the forest that says he dreamt about her. That and he hasn't averted his gaze from her chest for the entire conversation, staring at the symbol on her shirt I guess. He looked very scrawny and kind of lanky and any other words that end in -y, because I like the way those words sound except "cry" I think it's the combination of the "r" and the "y" that make it weird. Where am I again, ohh right Yang's new fascination's room. Wow he just used the word "intense" I should respond and see if any other cool words appear.

"So, who are you?" I asked him. Names always interested me, mostly because they sound cool sometimes. Hopefully his did, looking at Yang's facial expression I had a feeling we would be hearing a great deal more about this strange guy.

"Nico Di Angelo" he said.

"Sounds foreign-y." Weiss said.

"Easy KKK, it's Italian don't hang me." Nico said.

"What is the KKK, is that like a club where you're from?" Yang asked puzzled. I was equally puzzled, not by the Klu Klux Klan comment but more by the fact Yang didn't get, I wonder why Blake facepalmed just now.

"Nevermind the fact you just called me a racist, but what is Italian?" Weiss asked.

"It means it's from Italy." Nico said.

"What's Italy?" Weiss asked. Wow if Blake hits her head on the door again she might hurt herself.

"It's a country on Earth you dunce." Blake said irritated. I guess she had enough of banging her head against the door.

"Oh, well how was i supposed to know that." Weiss said.

"Wait just one fucking second, you guys talk about Earth like it's a separate planet." Nico said confused.

"It is." Blake said.

"Are you from Earth?" I asked.

"Aren't you?" Nico asked.

"Nope." we all said in unision.

"Then just where the fuck are we?" Nico asked.

"Well technically Earth, but in a different dimension. One where Faunes exist and the creatures Grimm rampage through the forests. The land is now referred to as Remnants, there is 3 kingdoms and you're in one known as Vale." Blake said.

"Am I high?" Nico asked. I don't know why he asked though he was pretty low to the ground in that bed, maybe he meant what floor. What did that have to do with anything.

"Not yet, but if need be I got some shit in the basement that will make you see shit a drunk scottish midget on LSD and acid wouldn't dream of after a pint of Guinness." the anesthesiologist said from the corner. I wonder why he smells like that green stuff Ren smokes?

"Well if I aint high I should be 'cause this is fuckin trippy." Nico said.

"If it's trippy tie your shoes so you don't trip anymore." I said trying to be helpful. I made the mistake of not tying my shoes once, then I face planted on the asphalt.

"That's not what I meant but thanks." Nico said laughing with everybody else at this point.

"So is that a no on the dope?" the anesthesiologist asked from the corner.

"Shut-up you stoner fuck." Weiss said. What the hell is a stoner?

Well I will continue this in chapter 4 which will probably be Thursday or somthing like that because I have a lot of absent work to make up. Anyways I wrote Ruby as very immature because I wanted to, I wrote Blake as smart because she is well read, and I wrote Weiss as an egocentric bitch because that's how she is in Rwby. I'm sorry if i made Nico come off as a stoner, was not my intention. I did however make Ren a stoner because…..Nora I guess. If I offended anyone by insulting the the anesthesiologist I am sorry that is just how I see them. They are kind of like legal drug dealers. JK. By the way yet again I am posting this before Wolfe14 can proofread because he is not home from school yet and it's Friday i'm sick and did this out of boredom. So my grammar sucks ass most likely, but there is no "...of the asshole variety…" comments in the end here so bonus for you I guess. If you liked the back and forth in the begining comment and I might consider letting Wolfe14 do something like that with me sometime in the near future. Also not nearly enough of you people are commenting, I have one comment out of 100 readers, and that was back in chapter one addressing my swearing. Fuck I don't even care if it's the same guy telling me how Ruby doesn't curse, I want some fucking comments. SONG LYRIC Time Of Your Life; Green Day.