I'm semi-sorry that I did not post on Thursday I am super sick and well fucking lazy. To the reviewer known as "Hey Asshole" go fuck yourself in the ass with a big pink rubber dick break it off and then allow a dying monkey with aids to beat you with the rest. With that we begin. Well that escalated quickly… Anyways (fuck him)"Hey Asshole" I'm sorry if anything bad is happening to you, but I hope it gets better. Also if you're just doing it to be a dick, go away.
Chapter 5_Fuck America_Ruby first person.
Well this is getting awkward. Yang is swooning over Nico, Nico is seemingly more interested in Blake, and Weiss is being very mean. Well it's not usually like this I mean Blake is normally quiet, Weiss is usually bitchy only after Neptune has just left and Yang never shows any interest in anyone. This was totally weird, no one was acting normal.
"Alright, well that was fun." I said trying to break the silence.
"Yeah, he was pretty cool." Blake said.
"Yeah he was." Yang said.
"Well we should probably study for the test tomorrow." Weiss said.
"Oh, yeah thats tomorrow isn't it?" Blake said.
"Yeah, but the books, they are entirely too far." Yang said extending her arm and waving in the direction of the books. Then Blake picked up the books and dropped them on Yangs lap.
"There, no longer to far." Blake said with a chuckle.
"No still too far." Yang said laughing. So we got to studying, not in a group because Weiss had to have it completely quiet or she went ballistic. I was reading and trying to make anagrams to memorize all the battles Professor Oobleck wanted us to know, Yang was reading while listening to Linkin Park in her earbuds, Weiss was taking notes and quizzing herself. I didn't see what Blake was doing because she was above me. Finally after an hour I decided I was done with this for now, then I addressed the elephant in the room.
"So Nico, what's the deal with his multiple semblances?" I asked.
"I don't know, he might be messing with us." Wess said.
"Well maybe we should look it up." Blake said.
"That sounds like a good idea."
Line break_first person Annabeth You thought we were done with this universe didn't ya?
Fuck. What the fuck happened? All I know is I went to check a diagnostics panel and then suddenly the dimensional warper hummed to life and legitimately warped fucking dimensions. Now Nico was in a different dimension with no way to contact us. Fuck. We were working on this project for damn near a year, and Nico comes to me to ask about a dream and fucks everything up.
"We repaired it." Malcolm said.
"Good now we are going to find him, and kick the shit out of that little fuck." I said angrily.
"Well then." Malcolm replied.
"Hey who's going with you?" Leo asked. It had been determined last night by Chiron and Mr. D ( who were rarely in agreement ) that this would be a normal quest and I would lead it. What fucked with me was Rachel's prophecy for the quest. It was Nico using his powers to summon the dead and passing out in a field. There was no riddle, no mindfuck-esque things happening around her, just green smoke Nico image then poof regular Rachel. Then again nothing was going like it should. I mean usually camp is fun and relaxing for me but I couldn't focus lately. Me and Percy were going through relationship troubles and seaweed brain was none the wiser. He just got so lethargic since the Gaia events. He didn't ever seem happy, unless he was high on legit weed o' seaness. He never talked to me and I hardly ever saw him.
"Hey, Annabeth who's going?" Leo asked again.
"Me,... you,..." I was guessing.
"Percy?" he attempted to finish.
"No." I snapped.
"Ok." Leo said
"Shit, Annabeth were having troubles with line 5 again." Malcom said saving me from the awkward conversation i was about to have with Leo.
"Ok I'll look at it." I said
"Ok." Malcolm said. when I got in there I realized I never removed the cap on the plug for line five. I removed it then told Malcolm to send power through. I should not have done that. When I tossed the monkey wrench behind me i should have checked and saw that it hit the start button. Fuck. I was warped through, now this was the goal but not quite yet. I needed some other shit for questing. All I had was my knife. Oh well me against the new dimension until I find Nico. If he is alive. I blacked out when I must have gone through the space-time continuum. Ok my ego aside Malcolm was running point on this I have no idea what the fuck this does.
Well that is short and about three weeks late, but i'm sick, lazy and fuck you people. Non-commenting sons of bitches. Fuck all of you, fuck STREP throat, fuck Wolfe14…. and fuck everyone now that I think about it. Well If anyone of you have a problem with this chapter and Annabeth's cursing realize I am running out of ideas on direction, and kind of fucked myself taking Nico out for this chapter at the end of 4 so mindfucks. I am also drunk on a monday afternoon sick at home writing this, not as drunk as I would like though, JK, or am I? SONG LYRIC American Idiot Green Day. Wolfe will probably end up doing most of the first person and talking lines for Annabeth 'cause she is based of him in my Fanfic. Don't like it please call 1-800-zerofucksgiven or email me at elkshot1 at gmail or dontgivetwoshits at yahoo and CLOSE THE TAB this is my story and I will curse as much as I want Guest users
