"Yo yo yo" Holmes said as hi ate his chicken nuggets in bed.
He wuz scard if all waking up Housey so he chewed the nuggets quietly cus Housey is a coooooooooooouullll guuuuuuuuuuuuuay an he didn't want two disturb him.
"Wow tis is the life" sad Holmers "Oh your a cuddly teddy bare Housey"
He went to the katchen to get moore nuggets, but then dare wuz an old mang with beard dad block him, the old mangy wuz name Moriatee.
Holmes yell "Aaahhhhhhhhh!u r supposed two b deaded MORIATEEE!111"
Moriatee sad "YOU SHALLT NOT PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
Holmes sad "ahhhhhhh HOUSEYYYYY COMe HALP PL0X!"
Housey jumped out of bed and then 420 noscoeped Moriatee a gazilion times with an .30-06 springfeld rifle.
"Wooooooo yeah, GET MONTAGED BRAH, JOYIN MAH FaZe CLAN "said Houseyy.
Holems said "Wow horsey you rh one mlg pro noscoper! I will joyin yur FaZe clang after we go2 the mall two buy mare things!"
