Its real short so sorry about that but my family is in some shit right now. In shit, not going through shit, in shit cause we're kinda stuck. Most of my mom's side of the family is being complete assholes to her. And one of our dogs, a Red Heeler/Pit Bull mix, had pups two weeks ago.

School sucks balls and my computer is being a fucking dick. And the bills suck balls as well.

I don't own Danny Phantom or The Gamer Ability thing, both go to their respected owners.

Do I seriously need to put that in? We all fucking know that I don't own anything and that I'm not making any money off this. And if someone believes that I own Danny Phantom or The Gamer Ability thing then, please, either get the fuck off my story or don't talk aloud.

Wouldn't want the entire street's IQ to drop, now would we?


"Whoa, dude, that sucks."

I groaned and pulled a soda from the fridge, popping the top open as I walked back into the living room.

"Yeah, and I'm pretty sure that she hinted at cheating on me. So, yeah, my day sucked badly. What 'bout you?"

"Man, you don't even know. I'm pretty sure everyone here are snobs and thinks that I'm stupid." Alex whined. I could practically hear him pouting.

"Well they wouldn't be wrong about that, now would they?"

"You're an ass, you know that?"

I flopped onto my couch and laughed, "You're just getting that now? You must be really fucking stupid to not realize that."

"When I get back I'm gonna kick your ass, James. You won't be able to walk or sit down for weeks!"

I smirk, he just gave me an opportunity and I was going to grab it with both hands, "Ah! I knew you missed me, Alex darling, but to miss me that much? Please don't be too rough with me when we see each other again."

I could hear him choke on the other end and I snickered. I sipped my soda only to grimace and spit it back into the can. Ugh, old and flat soda. Fucking gross.

"You bastard! I choked on my beer because of you! I'm going to kill you!"

"Ha ha! That's what you get!"

"Jerk."

"Bitch."

The conversation dropped into a comfortable silence, until Alex broke it.

"You need anything, man?"

"A back massage by a hot masseuse or masseur, I don't care either way." I joked.

"No. I mean it. Do you need anything?"

I sat up and frowned, "No, okay? I don't need anything. I'm fine."

"You fucking liar. I'm your best friend, James, and I know you're not okay. You can't hide shit from me, and you know it." Alex growled at me.

I snarled back, "Then you should know that I don't want to talk about it! I'm fucking fine. Always am, always will be."

"You and Jenny dated for two years, you were even thinking about popping the question! And anyway, you called me almost as soon as she broke up with you. You don't do that. If it didn't bother you, you wouldn't have called. I would've found out from the internet or something, not from you."

"Whatever. Want to play 'Alien Office Invasion'?"

Alex sighed, "Yeah, sure. See ya there."

"Bye-bye, Bitch."

"Bye, asshole."

I hung up and stretched my arms above my head. Standing up I shot the can of soda a glare and brushed my light brown hair out of my eyes. Grumbling, I started to move towards my room when everything started to shake.

I stumbled into the wall and grabbed a hold of the corner, surprised.

"Fuck!"

Just as fast as it started everything stopped. I glanced around the room, other than a few things falling over there wasn't any damage.

"Fucking hell. That had to be the smallest earthquake ever." I snort and straighten up. I smirk, "Alex is gonna freak the fuck out when he hears about this."

I take a step forward and everything goes dark.

GAME OVER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO START A NEW GAME?

YES/NO

I blinked. What the fuck? I looked around, startled as all-fucking-get-out. Everything was gray, just… gray with no other colors. Except, of course, the Game Over screen, which was a bright green with red lettering.

No. Seriously. What the ever-living fuck? I glanced down at myself and scowled, I was wearing clothes. Why was I wearing clothes? I'm naked practically everywhere. I was wearing simple red sweat pants and a black tank top, but I don't own any red sweat pants. I have plenty of black tanks, though. But I wasn't wearing anything before this.

"Am I fucking dreaming? Because this shit would make a lot more sense if I was." I huffed, "Maybe I was knocked out or something."

I attempt to strip, it I was dreaming then I was doing it in style and if I'm not… well, someone's 'bout to see my junk.

.

.

.

I couldn't take my fucking clothes off. I couldn't even pull the damn things away from my fucking skin. I snarled and started to struggle with shirt and pants.

After a bit I gave up. How long I spent trying to strip, I have no fucking clue. There's no way to tell time, after all.

"Well. This has to be a dream, one that really fucking sucks. That or someone super glued the clothes to me. Either way I fucking hate this."

I turn around and eye the Game Over screen. I start to think, "If this is a dream then… nothing can really hurt me, right? That means I can do whatever I want and not worry 'bout it." I smirk and tap the 'Yes' option.

Then everything changed.

The gray landscape faded away and in its place the most horrifying scene I had ever seen.

I was standing in a green meadow. Flowers of all kinds of colors were waving in the breeze and the sky was blue with only a few clouds. I could see a mountain and trees further away. There was the most Happy-Go-Lucky music playing.

"Oh. Fuck. No."

I whirled around desperately looking for a way out of this hell. I had no luck. Fuck.

"Oh, fuck no. Fuck no. I'm not staying here. Take me back to the gray place! I am not staying in this hell hole. Fuck. No."

Thankfully everything faded back to the gray nothingness, though the music was still playing.

I glanced around warily, grumbling under my breath, "Alex will never find out about this. As soon as I wake up I'm going to get my head checked."

I look back at the screen; it was blue with purple lettering now.

Life Sucks, Deal With It

In this Game we took 'Life is a Game' and took it a step further.

You, The Player, will go through life as if it was a game, because now it is! Level up, kill baddies, make some friends, get some romance, anything you want to do you can.

But watch out, you will face many hardships here, as it is a Game of Life.
Your primary goal is to live, but don't let that stop you from jumping off of buildings!

So come on, give this game a spin! It'll be so much fun

(Not like you'll have a choice. You're stuck here, buddy.)

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