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"I'm hungry." Said Naruto as he woke up. " I taste blood." Naruto thought as he exited the building. "It seems that everybody is asleep." Naruto noted as he got up and headed to nowhere particular. He soon came upon what he guessed was where they stored food. " This is definitely a good idea." Naruto said out loud as he created 2 dozen Darkness clones.

"Ok you guy's know what to do, I'm going to go look and see where the cafe or where ever these people eat is." Naruto said before walking out and right into a hairy chest. "What the fuck?" Naruto questioned before he stepped back and noticed the Minotaur. "I see you are awake master." The Minotaur said as he bowed on his knees.

"What are you do, master! Fuck that man, get up." Naruto said and the Minotaur did as he said. " Are you unhappy by me calling you master?" Asked the Minotaur. "YES! I am." Naruto said with a huff. " Would lord be better?" "No it won't." "How about." "Ok stop right there, I don't want you to call me master or lord, or overlord or any other synonyms." Naruto stated throwing his hands up in frustration.

"Why not, you won the bet." Stated the Minotaur clearly confused as to why his new master doesn't like being called as such. "Look that bet was just so I can offer you protection, we're friends not master and servant. "Naruto said with a smile. "Friends?" The Minotaur said clearly unfamiliar with the words."You don't know what a friend is, do you?" Naruto asked getting a no in return. "Look I'm probably the worst person to explain this to you, seeing as I only went over it once with my sensie. Maybe ask somebody else, sorry buddy." Naruto said slightly saddened that he himself barely knew the meaning of the word friend. " Hey for now just call me by my name, I'm Naruto, nice to meet ya." Naruto said with a small smile.

"Like wise Mast, Naruto." The Minotaur said. "Don't you have a name?" Naruto asked. "No" " Hmm, that's it I'll give you a name... Eventually, I promise, for now i'll just call you Mino." Naruto said getting a surprised look from the currently named Mino. "Thank you." Mino said not really knowing what to say at the moment."Anytime Mino, hey do you want to help me with something?" " Like what?" Asked Mino getting a smirk from Naruto. "Follow me, this is going to be awesome." Naruto said as he walked back towards the eating area.

( Time Skip )

Soon enough everybody had woken up, other than those that were injured, everyone started to head to breakfast and sat down, still half asleep, "GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!" Shouted Naruto, startling everybody in the process. "AHHHH!" Was the collective sound that could be heard. "Still talking in my language. " Stated Mino who stopped waving a little flag that Naruto had made him.

"Ah, sorry about that, What I meant to say was, good morning." Naruto said after banging his head against a table. "AHHH!" "Really, really, come on, we went over this yesterday, What do I need to do to get you idiots to believe that we mean you no harm." Naruto said getting silence in return.

"WE COME IN PEACE!" Naruto said before he was tackled by a girl with dirty blond hair. Said girl soon got picked up by Mino as everybody else got into a battle position. " Mino put the dumb girl down, please. "Naruto said calmly and Mino did as he said with a grunt in response."See, if we were here to fight Mino here probably would of bitch slapped you outta here, and trust me you don't want that, it hurts, like a lot." Naruto said in a matter of fact tone.

"What is with all this noise! It is to early for this!" Came the voice of Dionysus as he pushed through the crowd. "Oh it's you, shouldn't that thing be on a leash." "What are you implying?" Naruto asked in a serious tone. "I'm not implying anything, I'm merely stating a fact. That thing right there is little more than a mindless anim.." Dionysus was cut off as a small killer intent flooded his senses.

"Take that back." Naruto growled out. " Looks like the master isn't to different than its pet." Dionysus said not even caring about the KI that had suddenly stopped. Before it came back even stronger causing him to stumble back a little bit in surprise. " You know from what Mino here has told me, you are a god, Dionysus correct?" Asked Naruto was was glaring at Dionysus.

"Yes I am, now do you know who your dealing with?" Dionysus said in a voice laced with arrogance as he flared a little bit of his godly presence. "Then go to hell." Naruto simply stated. "What?!" " I said go to hell, from what I've come to understand you gods are little more than monsters." Naruto said getting shocked reactions.

"How dare you, I should turn you into a roach and step on you for this!" Dionysus said in rage. "Go ahead do it, or are you really that stupid, I don't fear nor do I respect you. I do not see a god in front of me, if anything I see a child throwing a tantrum. The only thing that separates you from being a monster is that you don't kill for the fun of it. But all the other signs are there. Greed, Pride, Sloth, Lust, Rage, all of that is that."Naruto said as he started to walk towards Dionysus who stumbled back in shock and a little bit of fear?

"What?" Dionysus said as the world seemed to turn black and grey around him. "You are greedy because you take what you want without caring about how other's feel. You prideful because of your tittle. You a sloth because you are lazy and would rather sleep than help anybody else when you are needed. You are lustful because you thirst for everything, you want more power and will do anything to get it. And lastly you are filled with rage because you think you deserve more and you hate anybody who questions that." Said Naruto as he stopped right in front of the shocked and now terrified Dionysus.

"You call us monsters, you are no better, so stop trying to act all mighty and reflect on your flaws so that you may truly earn the tittle of god." Naruto said before he turned around. "Is this a bad time?" Came the voice of over a dozen Naruto's all carrying multiple food items. "Actually no its perfect, it was getting a little tense in here." Said Naruto with a smile as the clones started to set the tables.

"What is this?" Questioned Chiron as he approached Naruto. "Oh this, well I thought that we might have gotten on the wrong foot last night, so I decided to make breakfast with food that I found!" Said Naruto with a toothy grin on his face. "With our supplies, no doubt." Said Chiron with a smirk on his bearded face.

"Yep! I made all kinda of breakfast foods, here let me show you." naruto said as he went to the tables that the food was on. "Lady's and Gentlemen, I have provided you with a peace offering due to our rather crude introduction last night." Said Naruto as he stepped to the side to show his creations.

"I have made a at least a dozen of every commonly known pancakes, freshly cooked sausage eggs and bacon, and for any vegans here I have made you two special dishes of my own creation!" Proclaimed Naruto as he stepped to the side farther to show everyone what he had made. "First off we have the ever exotic fruit pancake supreme! It is a normal pancake made for vegetarians but topped with a variety of fruits such as banana slices, pineapple, kiwi , grapes and peeled oranges." Naruto proclaimed showing them what it looked like.

"Up next we have what I like to call The hardcore vegi-cake! similar to to its fruity counter part, only difference would be the use of celery, cabbage, carrots, broccoli and spinach!" Naruto proclaimed proudly. "Oh and before we got lemon seasoned grilled and fried fish for any pesctarian here. Also these two right here are mainly just for show, I actually mixed the fruits and vegetables in with the batter, don't worry about choking though, I did something special to prevent that.

Silence.

"You know i'm really trying here. the least you could do is try it." Naruto deadpanned seeing no visible reaction that was until Chiron stepped forward and grabbed a plate with the vegi-cake on it. "Chiron, don't it could be poisoned!" Exclaimed a girl with long and dark brown hair and story grey eyes as she ran forward and tried to grab the plate but failed to do so as Chiron held the plate high.

"Do you swear on the river styx that this isn't poisoned?" Asked Chiron as he looked at Naruto. "um yeah sure, I swear it on the river Styx." Said Naruto followed by a crack of thunder. "What the heck it isn't raining right now." Thought Naruto.

"That's good enough for me." Said Chiron before he took a bit out of the vegi-cake. As Chiron put it in his mouth he froze. "What did you do to Chiron!" Screamed the girl with grey eyes. " I didn't do anything I promise!" Yelled Naruto in panic trying to figure out what he did wrong.

"This, this is." Said Chiron in a shaken tone. "Chiron what is it?" Asked the girl that tackled Naruto earlier." This, is, AMAZING! I have never tasted something so good in my life!" Proclaimed Chiron who started to eat the vegi-cake with gusto.

"Gods, Chirons right, this is amazing." Said a blond boy. " Luke don't eat that it's gotta be enchanted or something!" Shouted the girl the grey eyed girl. "Annabeth, in all the years you have known me, have I ever led you astray or done something foolish without thinking?" Asked Chiron who just finished his vegi-cake.

"No but." Started Annabeth only to be interrupted by Chiron as he stomped one of his hooves. "No buts Annabeths, this young man here has accomplished amazing feats that nobody, not even your mother could of thought of." Said Chiron shocking many present."As you say Chiron." Grumbled Annabeth. "Now thats how we get it done, diplomacy for the win, give me five Chiron!" Shouted Naruto getting a hand five from Chiron.

"Oh hey Mino, I made something special for you, look. "Naruto said he pointed toward a stack off three feet wide vegi-cakes. " Hey, but before you dig in, think you can help me out, I can't exactly eat with a dozen arrows in my body." Naruto said as he walked out of the cafe and into the woods, followed by Mino.

"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, SHIT THAT STINGS, THAT'S NOT SUPPOSE TO BE OUT OF MY BODY, WHAT IT YOUR GONNA HIT MY NU... OH THANK ALL THAT IS EVERYTHiNG. AHHH!" Were the sounds that were heard for the next couple of minutes.

"It's good to have you back Naruto." Chiron thought with a smile before he went for another vegi-cake. Those things are addictive.

Well there you guys go, I hope you enjoyed it, I know I did. Anyways anybody interested in Minos name just put a suggestion in the reviews, but please no taurus, I already know a few characters Naruto's gonna meet later that have that name.

Anyways Darkness out!