Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Percy Jackson.
" You know, you could have been more gentle when you were taking out a arrow that was less than a inch from my BALLS! " Naruto shouted at Mino as they emerged from deep in the forest.
" At least I got it out ." Said Mino with a shrug. " Be that as it may, if I ever get impaled in that area again, just be careful. " Naruto said as they came out from the woods to see Chiron standing there.
" What do you want? " Naruto said with a bored tone. " I just wanted to thank you for saving Grover and Percy last night, and for breakfast. I also wanted to apologize for the behavior of the campers." Said Chiron.
" What else do you want?" Naruto asked in a knowing tone. " What is your name?" Asked Chiron, changing from thankful to serious in an instant. If this was who he thought it was then there was no use beating around the bush.
" What's it to ya?" Asked Naruto. " There is only one person i know that has multiple abilities like yours." Said Chiron as he unconsciously shuffled his legs in anticipation.
" And how does that affect me, as far as I'm concerned none of this concerns me, maybe you got me confused with someone else." Said Naruto with a wave of his hand as he began to walk away, only to be stopped as Chiron stood in his path.
" I'm afraid that's not possible. " Chiron said as he stomped one of his hooves. " Yeah, and why is that? " Asked Naruto as he crossed his arms with an annoyed expression on his face.
" I saw this person fall in battle over 3 centuries ago. " Chiron said in a voice laced with regret and a small hint of hope.
" So what, I still don't see how any of this concerns me, and quite frankly I'm hungry as fuck and you're pissing me off." Naruto said as he began to walk past Chiron, only for a javelin to smack into his gut and sent him flying into a tree.
" None of that matters! Now tell me what you know about Naruto Sparda!" Chiron yelled as he appeared in front of Naruto's downed body. Said body soon turned black and crumpled to the floor like ash, before that to disappeared into nothing.
" The name is Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze Sparda. Now tell me, how do you know of me?" Naruto said as he appeared on Chiron's back with a sword made out of shadows in his hand, held to Chiron's throat.
" You mean, you don't remember?" Asked Chiron as he turned his head slightly to look at Naruto. " I don't remember a lot of people, or rather I just don't feel like remembering. Now answer my question, how do you know about me?" Asked Naruto as he brought his blade closer to Chiron's throat, drawing a thin line of blood.
" Who do you think taught you archery? " Chiron said with a smirk as he saw Naruto's eyes widen in realization. " Wait a second, your Chiron, that Chiron?! " Naruto exclaimed in surprise as he got off if Chiron's back and let his sword dissolve.
" It's good to see you again Naruto. " Said Chiron with a smile, before he was punched in the face and sent crashing into a tree.
" What the fuck man!? You couldn't just be normal and ask me who I was, or just tell me your name and see if I remembered it! Did you really have to be dramatic? Also. " Naruto said as he appeared next to Chiron's downed body and grabbed his tail.
" This is for the time you left me in the hands of over a dozen Gorgons who wanted to FUCK ME!" Naruto shouted as he swung Chiron by his tail and sent him flying back towards the camp.
" That wasn't very smart you know. " Stated Mino. " Yeah I know, let's go find the idiot before someone else does." Said Naruto as he started to run in the direction followed by Mino.
( Back at the dining hall)
" Ahh, that tasted awesome. " Said Selena " I can't believe you ate that junk food, you're going to get fat." Said Drew in a disgusted tone. " Yeah how do you ever expect to get a man if you look like a walrus." Said random girl number 1, followed by a chorus of laughter.
" You know, maybe if you idiots focused more on training rather than your looks, your cabin wouldn't be the weakest in the camp " Said Clarisse with a smirk as she walked towards the table.
" Oh look, if it isn't the barbarian, sorry but do you mind standing downwind, we don't want your stink to rub off on us." Said Drew with a cocky smirk on her face. " Can you all just shut up, I'm trying to think." Said Annabeth.
" Then go think somewhere else, I got a problem with these idiots." Clarisse said. " Yeah and what is that meathead?" Said ..
" Can you morons just shut up! " Shouted Annabeth. Shocking a few that knew the normally calm girl.
" Not before I help these lost clowns find the circus!" Shouted Clarisse as she approached the before mentioned clown. " You wanna go war whore! " shouted Drew, slamming her hands down on the table and standing up.
" Bring it flower girl!" Clarisse shouted as she drew back a arm to punch.
" Clarisse, stop it, Drew is out of line, there's no need to fight." Said Silena as she stood in between the two girls.
CRASH
" What was that!?" Asked Annabeth before she ran to the smoking crater that used to be Dionysus's personal table. "Oh my gods, it's Chiron!" Shouted Annabeth as she and a few other campers climbed into the crater and tried to pull Chiron out.
"What could of done this?" Asked Drew as she stood to the side, shocked like many others, that Chiron could of been so badly damaged. " Isn't it obvious? That Minotaur did this, I mean what else could of gotten through the camp shields and do this much damage!?" Shouted Annabeth stood up and drew her dagger, that was tied to the holster that was on her jeans.
"You'd actually be surprised by the answer to that question." Said Naruto as he and Mino stood before the campers. "So you admit it, you sent your pet to-" "Holy shit! Is he really knocked out from that, ha, the years haven't been kind to you my friend have they?" Asked Naruto as he appeared directly in front of Chiron's unconscious body.
"You get away from him!" Shouted Clarisse as she went to tackle Naruto only for it be appear more like a glomp, since Naruto barely moved.
" What the hell was that suppose to be?" Thought Naruto before he got impaled in the back with a dagger.
" Seriously, can you idiots please stop, it's annoying, and I used to do this to him all the time, he'll be fine, and you can expect this to be a regular occurrence, probably once a week at least, besides he's awake so you can ask him what happened yourself." Naruto said pointing at the groaning Chiron.
"Chiron are you OK, what should we do about him?" asked Annabeth as she
" Yeah , hey, I hate to interrupt the moment and all, but I kinda got a knife in my back that's burning like no ones business, plus me and my friend here are kinda surrounded by teenagers with a bunch of sharp pointy swords, not complaining,not complaining, you can continue the moment ,sorry." Naruto said as he held his arms up after trying to push away one of the many swords only for the person holding it to push it closer , almost touching his nose.
" Stand down now! " Chiron said as he stood up shakily and with help from Annabeth, causing everybody but Clarisse to move away from Naruto.
" What the hell Chiron, this guy attacked you! " Yelled Clarisse as she dug her dagger deeper into Naruto's back.
"You know first you hug me then you stab me with a dagger, you need to work on your approach I'm getting mixed messages." Naruto said with a grin making Clarisse blush "That wasn't a hug, it was a tackle!" Shouted Clarisse.
"Yeah you can call it foreplay for all I care, now if you don't mind can you please pull the dagger out of my back it burns!" Naruto demanded as he pushed Clarisse away and knelt to the ground and tried to pull the dagger out only to not be able to reach it. "A little help would be nice you know!" Naruto yelled getting no reaction in response." Seriously what did you do to this thing, lace it with acid? It feels like it's eating through my skin.
" Stand still Naruto that's a weapon made of celestial bronze.." Chiron said as he walked over to Naruto and pulled the dagger out. " Then why the hell did it hurt me so much?" Naruto thought as he stood up.
"Now Clarisse, I want you to apologize to Naruto here." Chiron said as he stood in front of Clarisse with his arms crossed. " Why should I apologize to him? He attacked you!" Shouted Clarisse. "Because I attacked him first as a test to make sure he was who I thought he was,which he is and I really rather not have a friend of mine be treated as if he was a monster! " Shouted Chiron shocking all.
" Chiron are you okay? " Asked Selena as she looked at Chiron in concern. "Yes I am, just apologize to my friend." Said Chiron after he took a deep and pulled the dagger from Naruto's back and tucked it in his bal vest pocket.. "Wait, Friend! This guy's your friend?" shouted Annabeth in surprise, not sure how to react to trying to kill her father figure's friend.
"Yes he is, are you okay Naruto?" Asked Chiron as he noticed that Naruto's wound wasn't healing very quickly." Yeah i'll be fine, just hurts, like a lot, also quick question Chiron." Naruto said as he stood up shakily. " Yes Naruto, what is it?" Chiron asked. " Why didn't you tell me you had a twin?" Naruto asked as his legs started to wobble and his eyes became glazed. "Naruto lift up your shirt." Chiron said. "Oooh I so called it, you are a pedophile." Naruto said while pointing at Chiron in an accusing fashion.
"I am not a pedophile! Now lift up your shirt!" Chiron yelled, it was bad enough there were rumors among his brethren that he was a pedophile, he did not need rumors like that to spread to the camp of young impressionable children that look up to him and would likely do anything he says.
" Chiron's a pedophile, Chiron's a pedophile, Chiron's a pedoph- argh." Naruto started in a sing song voice only to fall to his knees and vomit blood. "Naruto!" Chiron yelled as he grabbed Naruto's limp form and lifted his shirt to find several stab wounds.
"Good night Chiron." Naruto said weakly as he started to drift off into unconsciousness hearing his name called repeatedly.
Yeah sorry for the wait i've been busy, also the cliffhanger but theres a reason for that coming next chapter, plus if anybody has any problems with the plot speed i'm going at, well I got like 5 and a half books to go through within with around 70 chapters plus other stories to do that in the end will go in a mega crossover so i'm kinda rushing with everything, anyways you guys can choose one person from Naruto's world to come o the Percy jackson world and either be against or with Naruto in he upcoming battles, no parents or Akatsuki though, I got a plan for them. preferably dead characters though, time is irrelevent in my stories and I can have characters like Haku or Zabuza in here after they die, because until my Naruto reunites with his other half everything will be cannon in his universe so get to voting!
Darkness out
