"Here's your new home." Perry said, setting the little platypuses down on the floor. "I think you'll like it."
Pandora took two steps and fell down flat on her face. Pascal waddled into the living room.
"They're good with walking." Perry commented. "Is Remy here?"
"No. They're off cracking some huge case in another state." Prince said.
"Sneakers is probably asleep in the back room." Prince said. "JD left this morning, so she hasn't had her breakfast. I'll go make her some. Dang, aren't they beautiful?"
Perry nodded. "They're adorable. I love them already."
Pascal hopped straight up into the air.
"I'll come by and spend the night with you guys." Perry said. "Right now I have to get back to the agency."
"Great." Prince scooped the twins up. "I'll feed them and see if I can get hold of Remy."
Perry smiled.
He kissed Prince on the cheek and the twins on the head. "I'll see you guys later. Be good."
Pandora drooled.
Perry sat down in his chair and started rearranging his desk drawer. He felt completely happy and at peace. His pups had hatched, Doofenshmirtz had given him a cupcake as a reward for showing up to thwart him, and the boys had promised they would have the best invention ever waiting for him when he got home.
"Oh, little duck!"
Well, there went his mood.
Kendrine popped up behind him and placed something in his hands. "Guess what that is?" She said proudly.
"It's my little Kendrine's newest album!" Thad Badley said as he entered Perry's lair, followed by Monogram.
"Invite the whole town, will ya?" Perry muttered.
"You see," Kendrine said, flipping her hair. "I discovered I wasn't quite… cut out to be a comedian. So I took my hit comedian song and recorded it. And guess what? It's a number-one hit! I'm back in business!"
"Goody for you." Perry looked at the album cover.
"THE BILLY GHEE TRILOGY. Sung by Kendrine Adems. Songs by Priscilla Panda."
"Oh yes, I am going places!" Kendrine said happily. "And I have you to thank!"
"Good work, Agent P." Monogram said.
"Good work." Perry said to himself. "That's all I get. Great."
"So…" Phineas put his hands together. "Kendrine quits being a singer… you help her with like eight jobs… and then she just goes back to being a singer?"
Perry nodded. "Crazy, right? I just don't understand her. At least she'll never bug me again."
"Who picked those jobs for her, anyway?" Ferb asked. "They weren't very well-suited to her talents."
"Yeah." Phineas said. "It's like they were meant to make her fail. Who set up those jobs?"
Perry tried to suppress his grin, but failed.
"Perry…" Phineas said.
"I figured after she failed, she'd just go back to singing." Perry shrugged. "Also… it was kind of fun to see how badly she screwed up at each job."
"You're evil." Ferb said, laughing.
Perry shook his head and smiled. "Not evil. Completely good… with… perhaps a little hint of evil."
"Like my cow." Ferb said.
"Or my uncle Dan." Phineas said.
"Not gonna even ask. So, how should we celebrate the fall of Kendrine Adems this time?"
"Technically, she rose to fame." Ferb said. "She didn't fall."
"You call Billy Ghee a rise to fame? As far as I'm concerned, the Kendrine Empire has plummeted like forty stories."
"We could sing Billy Ghee to celebrate." Phineas said.
"Don't even joke about that, Phin."
