A/N: Hello! I won the computer back! Now here we are! First, I would love to give a big shout out to SushiSandwich and the guest boboboKat for their wonderful reviews!
Response to boboboKat since I couldn't PM you: Thank you! And yes, I love stories with Kazzy and Jun being nice/cool to Jin too! :-)
Okay! Let's get it started! Sorry if was late!
Chapter 3: Beef at the Beach- Transgender and Miss Pretzel
What a beautiful day! The sun was high, the sky was blue, and Tekken cast were practically roasting. Of course, with every Kazzy you meet, you will always his bipolar wrath. On the couch, in the middle was Kaz, on the left, Jun, on his right- no one. (Since he pushed that person off) On the floor, Jin, to his left, Hwoarang, to his right, Steve. The girls were standing in the fan. It wasn't really working. Alisa and Lars were chucking down nice, cold water, but it was no use. Shin and Xiaoyu were putting their heads on the refrigerator door. Kaz was pissed at the temperature. Then, he finally snapped.
Kaz: Fuck! Everyone! Come here now!
Everyone sluggishly walked/crawled towards him. The boys on the floor turned their heads to look at him.
Kaz: It's too damn hot in here!
Hwoarang: No shit Sherlock.
Jun smacked him on the head.
Hwoa: Owwwy…
Kazzy: Thanks honey. I wanna go somewhere to cool off! Any suggestions?!
Steve: What about the pool?
Kaz: EEEEWWWWWWW! Do you know how much people piss and shit in there?! Hell no!
Asuka: As I said, a BAGILLION times before, what about the beach?!
Xiao: YAYAYAYAYA! The beach!
Lili looked at Jin and smiled.
Lili: Now we can a romantic date at the beach you've always wanted
Jin: Yeah
Jin grabs Lili and kisses her. Then he grabs her leg and put in on his waist. Then, he backs them up against the wall. Then-
Lars: Jin! Keep it in your pants dammit!
Jin backed them up from against the wall. They stopped kissing but Jin didn't put down her leg down for a specific reason.
Asuka: Aren't you going to put her leg down?!
Jin shook his head at her defiantly. Lili gasped and blushed scarlet knowing the reason. She also felt something hard poking her private part through her shorts. Hwoa grinned at this; he knew the reason as well but didn't say anything aloud. But he did tell Steve, and they both silently snickered.
Alisa: I will scan him to see what's wrong.
Jin looked pale. Lili blushed even harder. (Is that possible?) Alisa began to scan his nether regions.
Alisa: Scan in progress. 20%, 46%, 68%, 99%. Scan complete. Subject's penis entered its sexual arousal phase. To put it simply, Jin has a boner.
That's when Hwoarang and Steve started bursting out laughing hysterically. Shin pulled Lili from Jin and – WELLA! His tall as fuck boner.
Asuka: Jesus Christ! Put that shit away!
Kaz fell on to his knees.
Kaz: MY EYES! MY EYES! IT BURNS!
Jun: At least yours is still bigger…..
Everyone in the room awkwardly looked at Jun.
Jin: Mommy!
Jun: What?! Kazzy's is still 2 inches longer than yours….
Kaz: That's right! Preach it!
Lars: Can we go to the fucking beach NOW?!
Hwoa: Deadass! I wanna holla at some beach beauties!
Kaz: FINE! TO THE BEACH!
At The Beach~
WHOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Asuka: Let's go for a splash Steve!
Steve: Coming! Good Luck with the ladies Hwoa!
Hwoa: Thanks man! Alright let's see… Ooooooh! She looks amazing!
He saw a girl with shoulder length hair and approached her. He rubbed her back.
Hwoa: Hey, Baby. Wanna hang out with this?~
The girl turned her head to reveal her ugly- no, hideous face. She had snaggle teeth, one eye bigger than the other, a hole in her face, (not a bruise) zits everywhere, a huge snotty nose, and moldy teeth.
Girl: Hey sexy~ Of course I would. And I also want you rock my body tonight~ *Looking at him lustfully*
A loud, high pitched scream can be heard from miles away.
Hwoa: Never mind! I'll be going now…..
He ran as fast he can. He saw Kaz and hugged him tight.
Hwoa: Kaz! Help me there's an ugly girl over there and I think she's gonna stalk me!
Kaz looks over and sees an unknown species look at Hwoarang while licking her lips. Kazzy shudders in disgust. His eyes stung.
Kaz: Oh My God! Is that Godzilla over there?!
Hwoa: Yes! *cries*
Kaz: *cries*
The girl starts running towards the two.
Kazzy: RUN!
Both guys are screwed.
Lars and Alisa are at the ice-cream shack enjoying their ice-cream. Lars has chocolate and Alisa has vanilla. Her ice-cream cone is stolen by a seagull. Alisa looks pissed.
Alisa: No one takes my ice-cream!
She fires her rocket arm on the bird. BOOM! All you can see is feathers and a skinless bird on the ground. Alisa catches her ice-cream but it melted. She goes to the ice-cream shack again. The employee there looks frightened.
Alisa: My ice-cream has been ruined; may I please have another one?
Employee: That would be 2.99-
Alisa: I don't have money.
Employee: Sorry, but you can't-
Alisa: Give me the fucking ice-cream.
Employee: But I-
Alisa violently grabs the guy's collar.
Alisa: If you don't want to end up like the bird right there then I most definitely suggest your cooperation.
The employee frantically serves her the ice-cream.
Alisa: DON'T FORGET TO ADD THE M&M'S ON IT TOO! I ALSO WANT HOT FUDGE AND THE CHERRY ON TOP!
EMP: Yes ma'am.
Alisa: Thank you.
Alisa walks away and the employee faints. Lars puts an arm around her shoulder and they walk to who knows where.
Xiao and Shin are making money. Xiao put up a sign that says "HOT MAN LAP DANCES FOR $10 EACH" Of course, the ladies would line up for this. After they reached their goal of making $1000, they closed. The girls were devastated, and left in melancholy.
Xiao: If we keep this up, we'll be rich!
Shin and Xiao high-fives. A lady with midnight hair, cat-like eye-liner, a gold bra-like top, a red skirt with ancient designs on it, and her hair in a loose bun approaches.
?: Do you know where my friend is?
Shin: Depends, what does she look like? And what's your name?
Zafina: My name is Zafina. My friend is a little tricky. She has short blonde hair, blue eyes, and is basically a transgender. If you look at her closely, you can tell she is a girl. Her name is Leo. She is in pursuit of Kazuya Mishima. She also wants to find her other friend with long blonde hair, light blue eyes, long legs, and a pretty face. It's heard that she has a side-kick. I don't know her name or her side-kick's.
Xiao: I bet Leo wants to find Lili for help since she is a part-time psychiatrist. Her side-kick's name is Lucky Chloe. I think she is around here somewhere. Let's go find her.
Zafina: Thank you
Off they go!
Asuka and Steve are splashing in the water. Asuka dives under the water. They are having fun until Steve something crawling up hisleg.
Steve: Suki, is that you?
Asuka remerges from under the water.
Asuka: No
Steve looks down into his trunks and sees a crab near his manhood. CRUNCH
Loud screams of pain can be heard from the Brit.
Steve: Get it off! Get it off! GET IT OFF!
Suki looks down.
Asuka: Holy Shit! Stay still!
Jun is watching from afar. What she sees is Asuka trying to grab ahold of Steve's dick.
Jun: What. The. Hell?
Jun runs towards the pair and gets a view of their situation. She also gets a glimpse of what she doesn't wish to see.
Jun: I came at the wrong time. I'm gonna go now…..
Asuka finally gets the grip and gently tears the crab away from Steve's nether regions. Steve sighs of pain and relief. He quickly pulls up his trunks and hugs Suki.
Steve: Suki, can you take me to the doctor please?
Asuka: Sure.
Steve was scared to go in the water ever since.
Jin waited under an umbrella for Lili to put on her bathing suit. He heard a familiar feminine yell. He turned his head and took off his sun glasses. Like in a movie, everything was in slow motion. Everything was pink and sparkly to Jin. (Like anime) Her hair was blowing in the wind, and she was looking sexy as ever. All of that was stopped when Lili was abruptly tackled to the ground by a girl with short blonde hair, blue eyes, and she had a red and black bikini on.
?: FINALLY! I've found you Emilie De Lili Rochefort!
Lili: Eleanor Leo Kleisen?!
Jin ran over to the two girls.
Jin: Who are you?
Leo got up and Jin helped Lili up.
Leo: I'm Leo and I need Lili's assistance.
Jin wrapped a protective arm around Lili's waist.
Jin: For what?
Xiao, Shin, and Zafina appear.
Zafina: Leo! Did you get her permission yet?
Lili: For what?
Xiao: You a psychiatrist right? Leo and Zafina need your therapy.
Shin: They got beef against Kaz.
Kaz and Hwoa are still running from the crazy ugly bitch.
Jin and Lili grabs the two's shoulders. Out of nowhere, Jun sends a powerful kick to the ugly bitch and knocks her into the ocean.
Jun: Don't you dare touch my man crazy hideous hoe!
Kaz: Thanks babe.
Leo is glaring at Kaz with so much hate. Lili notices and breaks the tense atmosphere.
Lili: Kaz, Leo here pretty much hate you. So now I have to fix you two's beef. LUCKY CHLOE!
Lucky appears in a POOF with a pink cloud surrounding her.
Lucky: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I'm Lucky Chloe in the assistance of Lili to help with your problems! Nya!~
Zafina: She's cute
Jin pulled up two benches and sat Leo down on the first one and Kazzy on the other. Jin knelt down on all fours and Lili sat on his back. Lucky forcefully made Hwoa do the same thing as Jin and she sat on his back. Xiao, Shin and Jun sat on the sand.
Lili: Leo, it seems Kaz is oblivious to your disputes. Please give him your side to the story.
Leo: It all started when that bastard was in charge of the Mishima Zaibatsu. He did experiments with people and animals. There was this experiment that my mother, Emma Kleisen grew found with, ummmmm…-
Steve: NT01?
Leo gasped at Steve. That's him! The one Mother died for!
Steve: Emma had a daughter, you are her right?
Leo teared up.
Leo: Yes..
Steve: Your mother was the most honorable woman I've ever met. She loved me like I was her own son. When I heard she died, I couldn't bear it. I wanted to join her, but I knew there was still hope for me out there. Boxing was one, and this beautiful girl is the other.
Steve gave Asuka a long compassionate kiss.
Steve: Eleanor-
Leo: How do you know my name?
Steve: Your mother talked all about you. Leo, I'm sorry your mother died. And I'm sorry I'm the cause of it.
Jun: Wait, How'd she die?
Lili: Steve was going to go through more experiments, and she couldn't take it. She labeled in his files that he was dead due to stress and experiment tests. When Kaz found out that Steve wasn't dead and ran away, he killed her.
Everyone looked at Kaz with angry/shocked/disappointed/disbelieve faces. Kazzy looked away in shame.
Lili: What do you have to say for yourself?
Tears of shame and sadness ran down Kaz's face. Lucky and Jun gave him warm hugs.
Kaz: Leo, I'm sorry for everything that caused you physical and emotional pain. Steve, I'm sorry for making the first 8 years of your life treacherous.
Kaz looked up to the sky.
Kaz: Doctor Emma Kleisen, please forgive me.
Leo grabbed Steve and Kazzy in for a hug.
Lili: Mission accomplished.
Lucky Chloe: Nya!~
Xiao: Hey! Isn't this story an AU?!
Shin: AU?
Xiao: Alternate Universe.
Jun: Oh Yeah!
Xiao: You guys could've saved that emotional crap and my time.
Zafina: Heartless much?
Shin: You're the one to talk…..
Lucky: Can we have a sleepover?
Asuka: That's a great idea for another chapter!
Alisa and Lars came out of nowhere.
Alisa: HI! Ice-cream! Ice-cream! Ice-cream!
Lars: She's sugar high; she forced the ice-cream shack guy to give her loads of it.
Xiao: And you didn't stop her?
Lars: A bird tried to steal her ice-cream and she blew it up.
Everyone:…..
Lars: I thought so.
Jin: Ummmmm, Lili? I'm uncomfortable. Can you get off now?
Lili: You're going to carry me home.
Jin: WHAT?! I'm tired as fuck!
Kaz: But I bet you won't be tired as fuck when you want to get it on right?
Jin: FUCK YOU!
Jun: Until the next chapter, BYE!
A/N: Alright! Chapter 3! Hope it wasn't bad! Love you all!
Thank you!
~Cat out!~
