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Chapter 5: Campfire!

In the creepy woods, the Tekken crew were around the campfire. Yoshi munched on his popcorn, Alisa is spooning a jug of ice-cream, and everyone else was pretty much feeling awkward.

Jin: Anyone up for scary stories?

Yoshi: OOOH! I got one!

Kuni: But you're horrible at telling scary stories, you didn't even scare me when we were kids!

Yoshi: Hush child. The story is about two kids named Steve and Hwoarang.

Hwoa and Steve: Wait, what?!

Yoshi: You two were running through the woods, being chased by a ghost. Like in a horror movie, you two tripped and I slaughtered you. The end. BTWs, I was the ghost.

Kaz: BOOOOOOOOO!

Lars: YOU SUCK!

Xiao: BOOOO!

Shin: STRIPPER!

Leo: That was worse than Xiao trying to twerk.

Zafina:…Death.

Anna and Nina: O.o

Asuka: BOOOO!

Lili: That was totally boring! I can tell a better story than that!

Kuni: Then let's hear it princess.

Lili: Alrighty then! It was a dark night in the woods…

Everyone looked into the fire.

~Lili's story~

Everyone were walking in the woods All of them were lost.

Jun: Are you sure you know where are we going?

Kaz:…No.

Jun: We're lost?!

Kaz: Yes, pretty much.

Jun: 0_0

Lili mysteriously slipped into the woods. Jin frantically looked for her.

Jin: Where's Lili?! Lili?! LILI?!

Asuka: Crap! Where is she?!

Lars: Alisa! Can you locate where Lili is?

Alisa: I can't! I'm just like a cell phone! If I don't have service reception, then my system is drained!

Lars: CRAP! Kuni or Yoshi?!

Kuni: These woods are sucking the power out of us!

Steve: We are screwed! We lost Lili and we can't find a way out!

Hwoa: We're gonna DIE! *Dramatically sobs*

Jun: We're not going to die this way! KAZ! GET US OUTTA HERE!

Kaz: I DON'T KNOW! *joins Hwoa's dramatic sobs*

Asuka: Everyone shut up! I'm trying to hear something!...Do ya guys hear that?

They all heard a girl maniacally laughing. It sends chills down their spines. Then, they heard another laugh, this time it was higher pitched. That makes it even more frightening.

Kaz; What was that?!

Jun: Let's go check!

Hwoa: You wanna be one of those stupid people in horror movies?!

Jun: …..Yeah!

Steve: You never know, it could be people we know…..Or people who captured Lili.

Jin: LET'S GO THEN!

They all run down to the area where the spooky scream/laughing. Shin got knocked out by running into a branch, but they reached their destination eventually. As they walked further, the laughing got louder and deeper.

Kaz: Show yourself!

A flash of a shadow zoomed right past them. It revealed Lucky Chloe! She was in a bloody cheetah costume. It had rips in it to appear scarier, but nobody really noticed.

Asuka; Lucky! Where's Lili?!

Lucky: OH, COME ON! DO I NOT LOOK SCARY TO YOU?! Nya~

Zafina: She's adorable…

Nina: It really doesn't look scary.

Anna: Are you doing cosplay or something like that?

Lucky: NO! Nya~

Lars: With you saying Nya~ at every end of your sentences, it doubles you not being scary in general.

Lucky: Screw you people! LILI! Nya~

Lili emerges with her devil form. (If you played with Lili in Tekken 6, she has a Devilish costume. It's a purple outfit with purple wings, long purple heels that is thigh-high, and a cute purple headband with wings on it! Look it up on Google if you want to see it. She looks good in it ;-) Nya~!)

Everyone: Lili?!

Lili: My minion is here with me to kill you people one-by-one. All of you,

Jin: Me too?!

Lili: Yeah, but I'll cut your balls off and make you watch!

Jun: Honey, why are you doing this?!

Lili: This is a horror story! And I want to kill a bitch!

Steve: Then in that case, *shoves Hwoa forward* kill him first!

Hwoa: WHAT?! Steve you ass!

Lili: An offering? Thank you, I'll make sure you die third-to-last Steve. On your knees, biker boy.

Hwoa: No!

Lili uses her telekinesis to make him bow, and pulls his body apart until it breaks. Blood and gore is splattered everywhere, and on everyone.

Lili: *smiles sadistically* Who's next? How about you Shin?

Xiao looks at Shin then Lili. She pushes him forward, too.

Xiao: Take the bitch! Just don't kill me!

Lili: I'm not killing the females.

Girls: YAY!

Lili: You're going to go through SO much worse.

Girls: *gasp*

Lili: Time for your execution Shin.

Lili summons a purple pole.

Lili: You're a stripper, huh? Then I guess will be familiar then.

Lili proceeded to shove it up his booty. Shin screams on the top of his lungs in pain.

Lili: Aren't you going to take like the stripper you are?

The pole was thrusted into his body until the pole comes out of his body.

Lili: R.I.P. Who's next? Anime-samurai?

Lars looks deadpanned.

Lars: NO! NO! NO!

Lili drags him by his hair to the front. She pulls out a anime sword from Naruto.

Lili: Now you'll die from the same anime that brought you into this world. I heard your character was designed by a person who was on the team of the anime.

Lili used the sword to cut off his hair. Then she took the sword and slit his stomach. Lili shoved her hand through the opening and pulled his intestines out. Everyone either flinched in disgust or looked away. Lars was coughing up blood. Lili grabbed his heart and ate it. Lars' body slumped to the ground. Lili licked her fingers.

Lili: Die in honor, samurai! Who's next? Oh, yeah! Steve!

As soon as she said his name, Steve quickly kissed Asuka and ran. Unfortunately, Lili manipulated a branch to catch Steve. The branch wrapped around his stomach and pulled him to Lili.

Lili: Running? I guess you'll die this way then.

With the clench of Lili's fist, the branch brutally squeezed Steve. It squeezed Steve until his head popped off. The head rolled near Lili and she stomped on it, crushing it as brain surrounded her heels.

Lili: I have no words for you. Kazuya! You're next!

Kaz: No! Make me!

Lili grabbed Jun and threw her body at Kaz. On impact, Kaz's body exploded. His insides splashed onto the trees surrounding them.

Lili: A short but sweet death. Jin….

She grabbed Jin and threw him on the ground. She climbed on top of him and slightly grinded on him. She kissed him passionately. She pulled out a knife and took his pants off. She looked into eyes and mercilessly chopped his penis off. Jin screamed loudly. To shut him up, Lili shove his own dick down his throat, choking and killing him.

Lili: Love hurts, doesn't it? As for you guys, I'm going to sell you off as sex slaves as well as the boys' souls to trolls for exchange of infinite power. I hope they enjoy themselves. TROLLS!

Trolls appear from the shadows, and some from the top of trees.

Troll: Here you go, your highness, the scepter that contains unimaginable powers.

Lili: Thank you. The girls are right here. Have lots of fun.

As Lili walked away, all she could hear is the faint sound of feminine screaming, clothes ripping, and deep troll laughing. What a wonderful person she was. Off to conquering the world!

The End.

~End of Lili's Story.~

Everyone looked at Lili with scared and shocked faces. Yoshi spoke up first.

Yoshi: What …happened..*gulped*…..to me?

Lili: Oh yeah! Since I thought you were too much of a wuss, you were butt-fucked by the trolls along with the girls. Hehehehehehe….

Yoshi looked like he was going to faint, just like all the other girls.

Lars: I felt like I had the most brutal death….

Kaz: You used my wife to kill me!

Jin: So that's how it feels when girls deep throat. Couldn't you at least have sex with me before you sliced my dick off?

Lili: Die a virgin...

Hwoa randomly kicks Jin in the balls so hard that Jin couldn't even walk.

Jin: Sweet mother of Christ….What the fuck Hwoarang?!

Hwoa: That way, when Lili cuts your balls off, it wouldn't hurt much! I'm doing you a favor!

Around the campfire, the gang is roasting hot dogs.

Leo: These wieners are huge!

The boys snickers loudly, also a silently snickers from the girls.

Leo: What?

Everyone laughs hilariously.

Hwoa; You said that the wieners are HUGE! Ahahahahahahhahah!

Leo: Dirty-minded perverts!

Shin: Hey! Sex is life! If there weren't sex, we wouldn't even be alive!

All: YEAH!

Shin: We wouldn't be able to experience hardcore pleasure!

All: *Blushes* YEAH!

Shin: *cups Xiao's chin* We wouldn't be able to express our love in the most passionate way ever!

All: YEAH!

Shin: SEX IS LIFE!

All: SEX IS LIFE! SEX IS LIFE! SEX IS LIFE! SEX IS LIFE! SEX IS LIFE! SEX IS LIFE! SEX IS-

Someone on the other half of the woods: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HIPPIES!

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Jun: I'm going to take a walk to get some fresh air. I'll be back in a half hour.

Kaz; Do you want me to come with you?

Jun: Nah, I'm fine.

Jun grabs her camera and walks off to wherever Jun goes to.

Jin: Now that's she's gone…. Do you guys remember last chapter that I said that she takes pictures of animals having sex and pastes Kaz's and her head where the birds' heads are supposed to be?

Everyone nods their heads. Kazzy cringes.

Jin: Let's look through her bag and see if they're there. She never goes to the woods without it!

Kaz picks up her bag and searches through it. He pulls out a book labeled, WILDLIFE: ANIMALS.

Jin: Jackpot.

Everyone gathers around and Jin carefully opens up the book. The content was un-imaginable. It had birds, bears, deer, iguanas, cheetahs, lions, tigers, jaguars, cats, dogs, pigs, otters, seahorses, fishes; the list goes on! They're all doing the same thing: having sex!

Nina: This is what she does on her free time?

Asuka: Aunty is not a good example….

Lars: This is your fault, Kaz.

Kaz: MY FAULT?! I have you know I smash that all night, every night!

Lucky: Nya…..

Lili: There you are! Where do you always go?!

Lucky: Zafina was looking at me pervertedly. And your story was scary so I climbed up a tree! Oh yeah! I was swinging on some tree branches and saw a boy looking for you. Not your brother Claudio. (Yeah, I kinda made Claudio in here Lili's long-lost brother….ClaudioxLili will always be a cracky couple in my heart and SushiSandwiches' world/heart! I still support that couple! XD) He had black hair, Chinese looking, Chinese attire, smelled like sushi. Nya~

Lili knew that description anywhere. She grabbed Chloe's shoulders.

Lili: Did he have a dragon design on his back?!

Lucky: Yes! Nya~

Lili: Shit! It's Forest Law…

Jin: Who the hell is Forest Law?!

Lili; My ex-boyfriend!

Lucky: He had a bouquet of flowers in his hands and was practicing his lines to confess his love to you. Nya~

Jin grabs Lili and wraps his arms possessively around her.

Jin: Oh hell no, where the fuck is he?!

Hwoa: OOOOOOHHH! Someone's gonna get an ass-whooping!

Steve: Forest Law? I know him! I know him and his dad!

Asuka: Is there something you don't know?!

Steve: Hmmm….I don't know….

Asuka: Whatever, Lucky, where's Forest?

Lucky: Last time I saw him, he was in the western region of the woods walking in our direction. Nya~!

?: And he he's here right now~

Everyone turned around and shot glares at the boy. Jin's was the worst; he looked like he was going to kill Forest right there and then.

Xiao: Isn't this funny? His name is Forest and we're in the woods!

Everyone looked at her like she was retarded.

Asuka: No Xiao, please, no. Just no….

Forest: Besides that… Lili, my love. Will you dump this ugly, bushy-eye browed, murderer-looking, weird-hairdo ass motherfucker and be my girl again? *eyes sparkling* *bends down on one knee*

Lili: No

Forest; What?!

Lili: You heard what I said asshole! You first have the nerve of showing up in my face, and then you have the balls to insult my man?! And in front of ME?!

Lili executes her Peacock Waltz on Forest, knocking him back and slamming him into a tree.

Lili: Jin, you may do what you wish to Forest. Make sure he ends up in the hospital.

Jin: *kisses Lili* Oh, I will~ *cracks knuckles* Anyone wants to join?

Leo: Ooooooh! I want to!

Zafina: This fool deserves to be punished.

Anna: I'm in!

Nina: Well, why not?

Alisa: Target spotted.

Asuka: This baka needs to be taught a lesson about messing with my best-friend and my cousin!

Steve: Worthy punching bag.

Hwoa: Let's kick ass!

Kuni: My dagger will eat your flesh….

Yoshi: I want some popcorn!

Lucky: LUCKY CHLOE! NYA!~~

Kaz is still looking at the obscene pictures.

Kaz: Have fun kids! *flips a page*

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Jun walked back from her journey. She was taking pictures of animals having sex…..again. She also took selfies to add her face where the animals' heads are supposed to be…again. Jun sees the most of the crew beating a Chinese kid up, and the rest eating a SushiSandwich. They are delicious! I'm gonna make this for dinner! When Kazzy saw her, he immediately closed the book, ran up to her, and shook her shoulders. He dramatically complained to her.

Kaz: Jun, honey! Do I not give you enough sexual pleasure?! We make love every night and I try very hard to make you experience bliss! Am I not giving you enough?!

Jun: Um…What are y-you t-talking a-ab-bout? *laughs nervously*

Kaz: *points to the book* THAT!

DUN DUN DUN!

Jun: Um, I have hobbies….

Kaz: HOBBIES?!

Jun: FINE! I have a fetish…

Kaz: Um…I'll just drop it…. But first~

Kazzy picks up the book and camera and throws it in the campfire. Jun screams and drops to her knees.

Jun: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kaz: It's for your own good, sweetie.

Lucky: I will solve your despair! *holds up her Lucky Pocky Treats! Designed to make your day a delicious and lucky! Only for 400 easy payments of $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000! But I'll give you this one for FREE! Lucky Pocky makes your mouth Rocky! Anyone who disagrees, I will claw your intestine out! Nya!~

Jun: Thanks…Lucky…. KAZ! I'm not having sex with you tonight for that!

Kaz: WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jun: Ha, bitch! Kids, gather around the campfire!

Yoshi: Can I tell you guys another spooky story?!

Everyone but Jun: NO!

Jun: Oh, come on guys! Maybe he came up with a better story to redeem himself from the *cough cough* stupid *cough cough* story he told last time! Go, on Yoshi!

Everyone else: *groans*

Yoshi: Once upon a time, there was a girl named Rapunzel. She had long hair, so I fucked her and cut off her hair. The end.

Everyone: O.o

Kaz: At least that was a better story right?

Lars: Yeah…

Kuni: You asshole! YOU FUCKED HER?! CUT OFF HER BEAUTIFUL HAIR?! NOW I'M GONNA CUT SOMETHING OFF! IT'S YOUR BALLS!

Yoshi: And we shared a SushiSandwich togeth- SHIT!

Yoshi runs for his life and Kuni chases after him with her sharp dagger.

Asuka: Can we play Truth or Dare?

Jun: Yeah! Who wants to go first?

Hwoa: Ooooh! Ooooh! Me! Me! I wanna go!

Jun: Go then!

Hwoa: Jin!

Jin: Fuck.

Hwoa: Truth or Dare?

Jin: Hmm, dare.

Hwoa: Bad choice, hehehe. I dare you to give Lili….

Jin: Fuck!

Lili: Huh?

Hwoa: A hickey! *smirks*

Jin and Lili blushes. Jin then smirks and makes Lili sit on his lap with her legs around his waist. He buries his head on her neck and sucks it on. Lili lets out a squeal of surprise and shoots a death glare at Hwoa. He just laughs like the cocky but sexy guy he is. ( *wiggles eyebrows*) When Jin pulls apart from her neck, there is an over-noticeable red spot on her neck. The girls gasp in concern, while the guys high-five Jin and cheers him on.

Kaz: Great job son! Next thing you know, you'll be sucking on her-

Jun: KAZ! *slaps the back of his head*

Kaz: Owwwy…..

Jun: Alright Jin! You turn!

Jin: Ok, Dad. Truth or dare?

Kaz: Dare.

Jin: I dare you to give mom a lap dance.

Kaz: This will be fun~

Kazzy jumps on Jun's lap and starts twerking on her.

Shin: Hey! I could do better than that!

Xiao: Oh, shut it stripper.

Shin: Ok.

Kaz started grinding on Jun.

Leo: I am forever scared.

Lucky: My eyes! Nya…

Lili covers Chloe's eyes.

Lili: You don't need to see this…

A tied up Yoshi and Kuni comes back, dragging Yoshi behind her. She sees Kazzy pumping and grinding on Jun. She could almost gag.

Kuni: I definitely came at the wrong time….

Nina: We're playing Truth or Dare. Wanna play?

Kuni: Sure.

Kaz: Here's the finale

Kaz proceeded to take off his pants. A loud scream was heard a someone fell to the ground. It was an Italian man who was venturing the woods a while ago.

Lili: Claudio?!

Claudio: I am scared, a man was taking off his pants…..I might die….

Jin: The feelings mutual.

Lili: What are you doing here?

Claudio: I was in the woods, and saw a man tied to a tree.

They all see Forest tied to a tree.

Forest: Be mine, Lili. I wanna have sex-

Jin throws a large rock at his face.

Forest: Ow…

Claudio: Yeah, since I saw him there, I was curious. Next thing I know, *points to Kaz* that.

Lili: Sorry you had to see that, bro. Wanna play Truth or Dare?

Claudio: Yeah!

Jin: Dad, time's up! If you wanna do more, do it in the bedroom.

Kaz: You guys can't handle this sexy body!

Jin: Just do it.

Kaz: Bitch. Claudio, Truth or Dare?

Claudio: Dare.

Anna: Always dares.

Kaz: I dare you to…..*grins* kiss my son.

Both: WHAT?!

Lili: What the fuck?!

Hwoa: I gotta see this.

Steve: Me too!

Asuka: Omigod.

Lars: *chuckles*

Alisa: Ew…

Xiao and Shin: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

Everyone: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

The two boys hesitated, but complied. Jin shot a nervous glance at Lili. They leaned in. Lili's blush got darker the closer the boys got to each other. They were almost about to kiss until….

A/N: I interfered! I will continue the Truth or Dare in the next chapter! Chapter 5!

*Lucky gives me a Lucky Pocky Treat! Hmmm! It tastes like rainbows and luckiness! XD

I'll get in depth with the SushiSandwiches in the next chapter! Thanks for reading

~Cat out~