A/N: Hello fellow readers/viewers! It feels great to be back! I HOPE YOU'RE EXCITED!

Gomen nasai for the late arrival! If you wanna know why, ask SushiSandwich! *Points at her* *She waves nervously*

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahaah! This is going to hurt my arm….

I was thinking of a Halloween and Thanksgiving special after, but if you got ideas or mind reading abilities, review! Don't be shy!

Enough with the drabble! On with the story! (Or where we left off!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Tekken or its characters! Don't sue me! XD

Chapter 6: The Rescue Mission! (Part 1)

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As the two boys were about to kiss, everyone leaned in with excitement. As their lips almost reached contact, they paused. Jin pushed away from Claudio and said:

Jin: Will we get paid for this?

Everyone groaned.

Leo: What the fuck?! I wanna see some gay shit!

Kaz: Scared little hoes.

Anna: You chickening out or something?

Jun: No, you will not get paid. I need gas money…

Leo: You know what?! Fuck it!

Leo grabbed their heads and smashed them together, making them kiss.

ALL: FINALLY! *CHEERS!*

Jun took a picture.

Jun: I'm so proud! *tears up*

The boys didn't pull apart yet; they kept on kissing-actually-tongue kissing. They two got more passionate with their kiss and started cupping each other's faces. Added to that, Claudio laid down Jin and got on top of him.

Kaz: HOLY SHIT!

Kuni: Hah, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Lars: I'm glad I came here…

Asuka: Aren't you gonna stop them before they turn actually gay?!...LILI!

Everyone turned their heads to see a fainted Lili. Zafina approached Claudio and Jin to slap the gay out of both of them.

Jin and Claudio: OWW!

Zafina: Your gayness knocked out your sister, and girlfriend.

Zafina pointed to the unconscious Lili. Everyone was gathered around her to try to wake her up. Lucky slapped her several times, but it didn't work. Asuka tried by pouring water on her, but that didn't work either. Hwoa asked to try, but everyone said no. They all knew he was going to molest her. Alisa tried by tickling her, but that didn't work. Nothing worked. But, LUCKY CHLOE TO THE RESCUE! NYA~!

Lucky: LUCKY POCKY TREATS! NYA!~

Lucky made Lili eat up the delicious strawberry sticks.. Every. Last. Bit of it. Lili instantly jolted up with rainbow colored eyes. She started laughing freakishly and put her arms up, like she preparing to fly-she can't fly though. Unfortunately…

Steve: What the hell?!

Xiao: Is she on crack or something?

Nina: What are in those Lucky Pocky Treats?!

Lucky: Kid Crack!

Shin: WHAT THE FUCK IS KID CRACK?!

Lucky: What it sounds like: CRACK FOR KIDS! NYA~!

Kaz: Lord please help this child. And please don't let my son be gay.

Jin: I'm NOT!

Anna: Now, that's pretty hard to believe.

Still tied to the tree, a bruised Forest laughed at Jin.

Forest: Lili, my love. Dump this gay motherfucker, and be my girl!

Claudio: Shut the fuck up. What are we gonna do about Lili?

Jun: I think it's best if we go home now.

Asuka: Yeah, these damn mosquitos are feasting on my flesh.

Yoshi: We ran out of popcorn!

Alisa: I ran out of ice-cream!

Kaz: You'll get more at home. Let's go.

Steve: Are we gonna take Forest?

Kaz: Nah, forget his ass.

~At home~

Lili recovered from her drugged state. Finally, everyone was happy-she laughed the whole way home! Kaz was even considering throwing her out the car, but Jun threatened him with their sexy times… She was so gonna kill Chloe. But first, she felt like taking a nice bathing.

Lili: I'm gonna take a shower now guys!

All: OK!

Jun: Alright sweetie. Towels are in the closet.

Lili: OK! What shampoo… Watermelon, Strawberry Splash, or Cherry Lemon?

Lili: Suki, which one?

Claudio: I don't know why girls are so picky with their hygiene products… Just pick up a damn soap and take a fucking shower!

Shin: Exactly! It's a waste of time picking! Girls are already picky enough!

Girls: *GASP!*

Claudio: Just soap and water! US MEN NEED TO TAKE MORE SHOWERS THAN YOU!

Asuka: At least that's true…..

Shin: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!

Yoshi: She's trying to say that most of you smell like corn chips and ass. At least not me, though…

Steve: I smell perfectly fine!

Asuka: I did say most.

Jin: I'm gonna take a shower!

Jun: Lili's going to take a shower.

Jin: I know, I'm going with her…. *smirks*

Hwoa: Ok, Jin. I see you! You tryna get that- OWWWY!

Nina: Won't you ever shut up you little asshole?!

Lili: I'm gonna go now…

Xiao: Make you save hot water for me! I had to freeze my ass off last time!

Lili: I'll try… *Smirks*

As Lili and Jinny entered the bathroom, everyone sat on the couch.

Steve: Anyone up for TV?

All: SURE!

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In the forest~

Forest struggled in his binds. His bitch ass wanted revenge and to take back Lili. Suddenly he heard footsteps coming towards him. He was curious, yet kinda scared. Well earlier, Paul and his dad Marshall saw him tied to the tree. Instead of being good people, they took pictures of Forest in his pathetic state and post it on snapchat! After they took the pictures, they ran and left him alone! Damn…

Forest: Who are you? Show yourself!

?: Chill the fuck out. Instead of cutting your ass free, I should be laughing of how pathetic you are. I saw everything, you got jumped! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaha! *cough* cough**cough* *cough* Anyway, even though it's sad that you didn't move on, I will help you get your revenge.

Forest: Really? Thanks! But after, what do I have to do to repay you?

?: Nothing. I hate the Tekken gang's leader. So teaming up with someone to take them down is the jackpot for me.

Forest: Don't you have a whole army right behind you?!

Soldiers emerge from the bushes.

?: Yes,. But I need another person to take lead half of them. That way, it will be easier to ambush them. What's your plan?

Forest: I say we raid their house, hold them at gun point, take Lili, and escape.

?: Why? Can't we just take them down there while they're at gunpoint?!

Forest: It's better that way. We'll leave clues and riddles for our location. They will come knowing one of their loved ones is kidnapped.

?: True, true. And when they arrive to our secret hideout, we take them down?

Forest: Exactly. We'll enslave them, and possibly the whole world!

?: That's what I'm talking about! Let's go!

Forest: Yes, but first, what's your name?

?: Heihachi. Heihachi Mishima.

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D-d-d-d-d-Dora! D-d-d-d-d-Dora! Dora, Dora, Dora the Explorer! DORA! ~

Jin: Why are we watching this?!

Steve: I like Dora!

Everyone looks at him like he's from a lunatic asylum.

Steve: What?

Kaz: Nina, what did you do?

Nina: I did nothing! ANNA?

Anna: It's a long story. Never touch my donuts without permission…. Or else I will torture you with….DORA THE EXPLORER!

Everyone: *gasp*

Anna: Never ask me to babysit your kids… *creepy smile* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Steve: I watched this one already! I'm gonna skip to the end…

AT THE END OF DORA'S EPISODE~

Dora: Kids, what part did you like the most?

Hwoa: When you sucked my balls!

Dora: I liked that too!

Everyone: O.o

Someone abruptly bangs on the door. On, and on, and on, and on…..

Kaz: OK! I'll get it! Don't break down my fucking door!

Kazzy opened up the door to see a whole squad of soldiers at the door. The soldiers rushed in, some of them tackling Kaz to the ground and tying him up with struggle. The rest of them attacked the crew on the couch. The Tekken gang tried to fight back, but it was futile. The crews were eventually tied up on the ground, trying to escape from their ropes. (Kuni and Yoshi had neutralizing chains)

Jun: What do you want?!

?: What an interesting question….

Everyone: FOREST?!

Forest: In the flesh, not only me though~

?: That's right Forest. Hello Tekken Gang~

Kaz: Dad! You asshole! What the FUCK?!

Heihachi: Shut up! We're here to kidnap someone precious of yours…..you future daughter-in-law!

Jun: Lili!

Forest: That's right! Where is she anyway? Wait a second, I hear something~ *points to the bathroom door* She's in there, isn't she? With her disgusting, bushy eye browed boyfriend, huh?

Asuka: Leave them alone you perverted bastard!

Forest: Soldiers, get them.

Everyone: NO!

All they heard were screams and bangs against the walls of the bathroom. Out came a tied up Jin with a gag on him and Lili without a gag. Thank goodness they at least had towels on them.

Heihachi: Hello grandson, nice to see you after all these years. *takes off Jin's gag*

Jin: What the hell is going on here you old son of a bitch!

Forest: As I said before, what an interesting question~ Let me break it down to you: you people left me to rot in the forest-

Heihachi: Hey that's funny! Your name is Forest and they left you in a forest! HAHAHA!

Forest: Yeah, no shit Sherlock. This bushy eye browed freak took my girlfriend from me!-

Lili: I'm not your girlfriend anymore you fucking creep!

Forest: Not for long! Guess what? I'm going to kidnap her and get married to her!

Nina: What?!

Claudio: WHAT?! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO MY LITTLE SISTER!

Lucky:…. Nya?...

Kuni: That's bullshit!

Jun: Let her go!

Kaz: That's not going to ever happen bastards!

Jin: Over my dead body you motherfucker!

Lili: Never! LET ME GO!

Forest: Soldier, render her weak and bring her to me!

Soldiers approach Lili with electrical shock guns in their hands. They turned the voltage high enough to make her limbs pretty much numb.

Lili: Wha-AAAHHH!

Claudio: NOOOOOO!

Leo: Lili! NO!

Alisa: ASSHOLES!

Lars: OH GOD!

Yoshi: OH LORD!

Jun: *tears up* NO! Please let her go!

JIN: LILI, NOOO! FOREST! I WILL KILL YOU!

Forest: *picks up Lili bridal style* What a nice body! We dated before, but I never saw you in a towel! Too bad Jin didn't have this while he had the chance. You're always being seductive to each other yet you don't get the chance to actually do it. I should be the one to talk…Haha, soon I will~

The Tekken crew starts tearing up, the girls and Jin has tears streaming down their faces.

Lili: NOOOO! NO please! LET ME GO! *cries uncontrollably*

Jin: PLEASE! LEAVE HER ALONE!

Forest: Let's go boys~

Lili struggles desperately while crying. The soldiers and Forest exit the house. Heihachi is the last.

Heihachi: How sad. If you want her, come get her, I will look forward to seeing you guys suffer. Probably you guys will make it in time for the wedding! Oh, and here's your first clue. Toodles!~

Heihachi throws a blue envelope in front of Jun and Kazzy before leaving while laughing maniacally.

`- #$%^&*(()~! #$%^&*()

After hours of remorse and crying, the Tekken crew fell asleep. (You know when you get your ass beaten by your parents, then you cry yourself to sleep after, yeah…I always experienced that…) Little did they know, a man with silver hair quietly cut the ropes and chains on them without waking any of them up. When he was done, he slapped each and every one in their faces.

Kaz: OWWW! What the hell?!

?: It's about time you'd wake up. I saw that you guys were on the floor tied up, then I knew that some shit went down right here. So, here I am, trying to get an explanation.

Kaz: Whatever Lee.

Jun: Hello Lee!

Lars: What are you doing here Lee? I thought were going to stay in the Bahamas.

Xiao: Mr. Lee?

Lee: Hello everyone, I came to visit and saw that you guys were in this predicament. Wait a second, where's Lili?

The Tekken gang fell into their depressed state again. Jun had teary eyes and Jin had his bangs covering his face. A sign that something's wrong.

Lee: What happened?! Why are you guys so saddened? Did something bad happen to her?

Asuka: THAT BASTARD FOREST, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED! HE TOOK AWAY MY BEST FRIEND! HE'S PROBABLY RAPING HER RIGHT NOW!

Steve: Asuka, please don't say that! We'll get her back, and she'll be safe and sound.

Hwoa: I say, we find her, and kick Forest and Heihachi's ass!

Lee: You mean that Forest Law and Heihachi Mishima broke into your house, ambushed you guys, and kidnapped Lili?

Jin: ….Yes. They also had a massive army with them. I agree with Hwoa, we're getting her back-one way or another.

Alisa: Actually, I can scan where she is right now. Scan progress: 18%, 52%, 77%, 93%, scan complete. It appears that she is being taken to an unknown region named Uranus Land.

Shin: *giggles* Uranus Land…

Alisa: Her transportation acceleration rate is increasing due to Forest's source. We don't have the vehicle to reach her faster so we are going to walk. The path's reception is very low and if we took a regular car, then it would probably malfunction after the first 7.2 minutes.

Lee: Will you be able to fly to her?

Alisa: No.

Lee: Hmph, I will be joining you to find Lili.

Claudio: We need to hurry then, Jin will practically lose his mind if don't reach her soon. Look at him!

Jin sat in the corner hugging his knees and rocking back and forth. He was mumbling something about eating Forest and Heihachi's flesh. He dug his fingernails into the carpet and took deep breaths.

Leo: I think we already did…

Lucky looked down and took out a box of Lucky Pocky Treats! She took out a pocky and munched on it in despair.

Lucky: I miss Lili-chan…She's like an older sister to me…Nya….

Zafina: Don't worry Lucky. We'll get her back, and can I have one?

Lucky: Yeah, for $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. But I'll give it to you for free. Nya~

Zafina: Yay!

Kaz: Alisa, do what you can to direct us to her as much as possible. Jin, get off the floor and stop acting like a little bitch. Tekken crew, let's GO!

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Lili: Let me go! You insignificant assholes!

Forest: Say what you want darling, but I bet you won't say that once I show you what I can do in the bedroom~

Lili: Like hell you would! They're coming for me and they will kill your ass! I will join them too!

Heihachi: Whatever. Guards, take her to her room. Make sure she doesn't escape either. Forest, let's call it a day for now. I'm heading off to bed. Goodnight.

Forest: Goodnight. But first my love…

Forest takes out his camera and holds it up in a selfie position. With his left hand, he grabs Lili's face and licks her whole right cheek.

CLICK!

Lili let out a small whimper in disgust. Forest just chuckles and smiles at the picture.

Forest: What a wonderful picture of us~ I'll make sure I'll send it to your ugly boyfriend just to piss him off. I bet his reaction will be priceless! Well, goodnight my dear queen!

Lili stuck up her middle finger at Forest as she was being carried away to her room.

Please guys, help me…

(UUUUUUUUU)

Get ready for the next challenge! 1

If you can call it that…

Walking in the unknown, the Tekken gang was following Alisa to their risky destination.

Alisa: According to the path we have to go-wait…I sense a presence on my radar.

Lars: Are you sure? I don't see anyone around.

A monster erupted from the ground. It was a dark green tree monster that had sharp branches, and carved teeth where its stomach is supposed to be. It also had slime, whatever you expect from a non-scary video-game monster. It was overall ugly. It even has a…..dick?

Shin: Hold on, two questions. How do you have a dick? And why is it SO small?

Hwoa: Dead ass. He getting' no chicks with that tiny ass shit.

Anna: Now that I notice, it's as scary as Lucky Chloe.

Lucky: WHAT?! NYA!~

Tree: Fuck you guys! Anyway, in order to continue on your journey, you must defeat me. I am almost impossible to terminate, but you have clues to how you defeat me.

The Tekken gang looked at him in confusion.

Tree: THE BLUE ENVELOPE YOU DUMB FUCKS!

The Tekken crew nods in realization.

Kaz: Oh! Anyone got the blue envelope?

Kuni: I do! It says: In order to proceed the tree monster, you must kick him where the sun doesn't shine.

Tree: Curse you Forest….

Shin: Hold up again, another question. How the hell is the note telling us to kick in the nuts, but he doesn't have one in the first place?! That shit makes no sense!

Tree: You know what, FUCK YOU!

Nina: I'll do it!

Nina does her Bad Habit move and the tree hunches over in pain.

Tree: FUCK! My balls are crushed!

Anna: What balls?

The Tekken gang snickers.

Tree: You may proceed; get the fuck outta my face!

Yoshi: Good, my eyes are burning from looking at your ugly ass.

Hwoa: You're the one to talk…

Lucky: Nya!~

Kaz: Let's go!

Get ready for the next challenge! 2

Alisa: Hold on, a sense another presence of danger! It's specifically north of where we are standing.

As the Tekken gang approached the danger, they realized it was a lava flow.

Lee: How in the fuck are we going to cross it?

Zafina: Guys! There's another clue on this sign! It says: A happy girl with happy candy, is happy girl candy. You know what, fuck it. Ask Lucky Chloe how to do that bitches.

Asuka: Well, damn… Lucky! Come here!

Lucky: What is it? Nya!~

Asuka: Do you know how to cross this bridge?

Lucky examines the lava flow.

Lucky: Actually, yes! LUCKY POCKY TREATS, TO THE RESCUE! Nya!~

Lucky summons a HUGE pocky and uses it as a bridge, a yummy chocolate bridge.

Lucky: Come along! Nya!~

The rest of the Tekken gang cautiously crosses the pocky bridge. Some of them are very scared, especially Xiao. She had fears of heights, lava, and dying.

Xiao: I'm fucking scared!

Kaz: Oh shut up already! We're almost through!

A lava fish took a bite out of the Pocky Bridge, which split it in half. Of course, since Xiao was last in line she slipped down and held on the second half's ending of the pocky stick. She was screaming like she was going to be murdered-technically she is going to be if they hurry the fuck up.

Xiao: AAAAHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AAAHHHHHH! AAHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Shin: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'M GONNA SAVE YOU!

Shin pulled out a pole dancing stick from out of his ass. He was having difficulty elongating it so she can grab it. Plus, she was screaming shit crazy, so Lucky had to calm her down.

Lucky: Eat the pocky, trust me. It'll cheer you up!

Xiao: Did you see what happened to Lili?!

Lucky: Don't worry, I sadly added less sugar *cough cough* and less drugs *cough cough cough* in it so you'll be sane! Nya!~

Xiao: Fine! *munch* IT TASTES SO FUCKING GOOD! Make sure Shin hurry the hell up! The monster is gonna attack again!

Lars: The rest of us is just gonna let Shin do the work, while we're doing nothing….

Shin: I got it! Here Xiao, grab it!

Xiao: But it smells like cum and ass!

Shin: Just grab it!

Xiao grabs it and Shin hoists her up. Xiao immediately scrubs her hands with hand sanitizer and sprays Shin's pole with perfume.

Kaz: OK! Everyone alright? I don't got time for this crap so tell me now or forever hold your bullshit!

Everyone: We goooooooooooood!

Get ready for the next challenge! 3 (Is it really?)

Alisa: Again! Hold on!

Everyone groans in irritation.

Leo: Dammit! MORE?!

Lee: What? Did you think this would be easy?

Leo: NO! I thought there wouldn't be 'danger' every five fucking seconds!

Zafina: Chew on this SushiSandwich.

Leo chews on it angrily, then paused. She reached in her mouth and pulled out a….finger?

Leo: Da fuck?!

The SushiSandwich begins to grow arms and legs, and then two bulging eyes come out. It had mascara and e eyeliner on. Congratulations! It's a girl!

SushiSandwich: Who the hell do you think you are?!

Leo: A sandwich is talking to me… A fucking sandwich is talking to me…

SushiS: That's SUSHI sandwich to you! Get it right bitch!

Leo: Zafina? Where did you get that 'Sushisandwich' from?

Zafina: I don't know…

Leo: I still want to eat it though…

SushiS: IT?! YO POCKY! THIS RATCHET HOE CALLED ME 'IT!'

Lucky Pocky escapes from Chloe's bag and flies to Sushisandwich's side.

LPocky: The NERVE OF THIS BITCH!

Lucky: I thought my pocky were supposed to be good…Nya…

LPocky: You put drugs in us! We THUGS! 'Imma 'bout to get the squad on you're a- *munch* *gobble*

Kaz stands there shoving the pocky down his throat until it was no more. Everyone stares at him either in relief, amazement, bewilderment, or had a plain face.

Kaz: What? Somebody had to do it…

SushiS: LP! You know what motherfuckers?! Your ass is GRASS! Especially you! With the fugly hair do and the shitty eye brows!

Asuka:…..Which one?

Jin and Kaz looks at each other. They childishly point fingers at each other.

SushiS: I should kill BOTH! You for eating my nigga, and you for being a silent ass! You didn't say shit the whole time! AAAARRRRRRGH!

The SushiSandwich transformed into a SUPER SANDWICH! It was-basically the sandwich but bigger…..

Nina: Guys! Another clue! It says: Consider this as your dinner! Enjoy!~ Motherfuckers…

Steve: Well, let's dig in!

Kuni: Awesome! I'm starving!

Lucky: Nya!~

Hwoa: FOOD!

Lee: HOORAY!

Kaz: YAY!

SushiS: SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHH!

! #$$%^&*

After hours of eating, The Tekken gang were stuffed.

Claudio: I'm gonna get a good shitting with this.

Jun: There you are! Where have you been?

Claudio: In the back….Forgotten…..

Jun: Ok…

In Jin's corner, he received a message on his phone. It surprised him because it was impossible to get service where they are. As he opened the thumbnail, his eyes widened and soon, he was seeing red. He got up and punched a hole in a tree nearby. His breathing got heavier and his eyes were literally red. Not a good sign. This would normally happen if he was REALLY pissed off. His red eyes would've shown earlier when Lili was kidnapped, but he felt more sad and helpless than angry.

Lars: Jin, what happened?

Jin looked down at his phone and gave a death glare to it. Xiao picked up his phone and gasped. The others gathered around and had the same reaction. It was the picture of Forest licking Lili's face. The caption under the picture read: I can't wait~… Everyone was shocked so much, they were practically speechless.

Asuka broke the ice when she got up and started walking. She took Alisa and Steve and dragged them with her.

Jun: Where are you going?!

Asuka: I don't know about you, but I'm going to find her. I can't lose her! Not to that bastard!

Jin: I agree with Asuka.

Kaz: We should go now then.

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Much to the Tekken crew's relief, they FINALLY reached Uranus land!

Shin: Jesus fucking Christ! FINALLY!

Claudio: Hey everybody! You should take a look at this…

On the left side of the Tekken crew, there was signs that had the Tekken gang, but in an insulting manner. Example, Kaz had a mug shot that said WANTED on the top. And so, the people of this stupid land had to draw a dick near his mouth. Real funny people! Same goes with all the others of the Tekken squad.

Now you're just asking for an ass whooping Forest…

#$%^&*()

A/N: WHOOO! FIN-TO THE FUCKING-ALLY! CHAPTER 6!

I'm so sorry for the inconvenience…Where is everyone?

Putting my whack apologies aside… GOOD NEWS! For all those people who wanted me to continue my other fic, Deal with the Devil, I'm SO going to work on it right after I post this chapter! YAAAY! And for someone else's good news, (you know who you are) I am-wait, you already know! XD

Thank you guys for reading and reviewing! Well, for those you did! XD

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Nya!~

~Cat out!~