A/N: Hello everyone! I'm back! This chapter is going to be short. It doesn't really have much action, Lars is totally going to complain….But it's about surviving this time. I'm so sorry. BUT I DEFINETLY ASSURE THAT NEXT CHAPTER IS GOING TO BE AWESOME! XD Shout out to all my peeps!
Anyway, let's start from where we left off! Nya!~
Chapter 7: The Rescue Mission! (Part 2)
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The Tekken were still offended by the stupid mug shots. Especially Kaz, who looked like he was going to burst in flames in any moment now. Any moment…..
Kaz: ARGHHH! THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT WILL NOT DEFY US IN THIS WAY! ARGHHHH! *Deep breaths* ARGHHHHHH! *rips the papers* ARRRRRGGHHHHHHHH!
Kuni: The Hulk is here!
Jun: Honey! Please calm down! We have better fish to fry!
Hwoa: And I'm hungry!
Leo: Me too…..
Lars: I am NOT going to starve to death! GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN FOOD!
All of a sudden, the Tekken squad, except Jun and Kazzy were walking towards them like zombies. Some of them made creepy ass face, adding to the effect.
Lucky: NYA…
Xiao: FOOD!
Shin: FOOD!
Lee: FOOOOOOD!
Yoshi: Eat my dick!
Anna: What dick?
Jun looked around to spot a restaurant or a place to eat. She found a place called Uranus Is on Your Plate! She giggled a bit at the name and pointed to it.
Jun: Guys! I found a restaurant! Over there!
Everyone looked in Jun's direction and saw the place. Asuka tried to run over to it, but Jun grabbed her by the ear.
Jun: You can't go in there! We are unwelcomed in this land, so we need a disguise or something.
Steve: Can't Kuni or Yoshi teleport in there and grab the food?
Yoshi: We can't! Our powers are blocked in this retarded land!
The Tekken crew stopped to think. Luckily, Claudio and his sexy self-had an idea.
Claudio: Ooooh! I have an idea!
Zafina: Didn't the author just say that?
Claudio summoned his blue magic beam and shot it at a waling Uranus land resident, or Uranusan. After, Claudio checked to see if anyone was watching and stealthy approached the unconscious ugly ass looking Gremlin on crack mixed with the Cone-heads ass midget. He carried over the Uranusan and the Tekken gang hovered over it.
Hwoa: Ewwww! This shit is uglier than Yoshi!
Yoshi: Fuck you!
Nina: So this is our way of disguise? I think we would need more than of these…creatures.
Lucky: I'll get one! Nya!~
Lucky summoned her Lucky Pocky Treats and used it as a bat! She knocked out a random person and dragged a female Uranusan to where their original spot is, which is behind a tree.
Lucky: Got one! Nya!~
Shin: I guess it's my turn now! *takes out stripper pole*
Instead of knocking the Uranusan out, Shin put the pole in front of its neck, supposedly chocking it. He dragged in to the rest of the Tekken crew.
Anna: We need to interrogate it, mug it, and kill it! Can I kill it afterwards?
Kaz: Sure, why not? Anyway, ugly thing, what's your name?!
Uranusan: Arnold Frank…sir, please don't kill me!
Kaz: Too bad. Where is Forest Law and Heihachi Mishima?!
Arnold: That is classified information!
Kaz: LIAR!
Arnold: I'm not lying!
Jun: YES YOU ARE! How the hell are you being ruled over by someone you don't really know about?!
Arnold: I DON'T KNOW!
Lars: Tell us or else…..
Arnold: FINE! He is in the Uranus castle! The top floor! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Lee: Now was that so hard? You know who we are right?
Arnold: *gasp* You are the outlaws! The Tekken crew! The-*slit*
Anna: Die bitch, DIE! *stabs his throat repeatedly* DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE D-
Leo: OK! He's dead! Let's take his money and clothes! *takes wallet* I guess he's not a broke mofo after all!
Asuka: Look through the others too!
Eventually, Kaz was counting money altogether. They felt like thugs. Well, they did murder and mug people, thug life.
Kaz: We got $787.83, and 3 disguises. Who's going in?
Jun: Me, Xiao, and Asuka.
Kaz: Good, make sure those two don't fuck up. I'm starving here!
Jun: I know, *kiss* I am too!
Lars: Good luck! Get me some mac and cheese!
Xiao: OK!
Inside of Uranus Is On Your Plate~
Uranusan: Welcome to Uranus is On Our Plate! May I take your order?
Jun: What are your specials?
Uranusan: The spicy baby back ribs with potatoes and rice. Also, the mac and cheese with roasted chicken.
Xiao: We'll take 8 orders of both of your specials! And what's for drinks?
Uranusan: Wow, you have a big family! The drinks are: Kool-Aid, Sprite, Pepsi, Coca Cola, Orange Soda, Mountain Dew, Lemonade…yeah! Your choice.
Asuka: KOOL-AID!
Jun: Yeah, we will have that too. How much is it so far?
Uranusan: $324.65. Anything else?
Jun: Also, your large Coconut shredding chocolate cake, please. That's all!
Uranusan: Your total is: $348.58.
Jun: Here go, thank you!
Uranusan: Thank you! Have a nice day!
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Forest: Those damned Tekken bitches think they are low! I installed a camera in those stupid mug shots to monitor who and who is not in the land. I got their asses… *maniacally laughing*
Forest looks out the window in triumph. Heihachi stands next to Forest eating chicken wings.
Heihachi: Want some?
Forest: Yeah, thanks. Anyway, I have to go somewhere now.
Heihachi: Let me guess, you're going to harass the girl again?
Forest: YUP!
*Both laughs*
Heihachi: I will keep a look out!
Forest: Ok!
~In Lili's captivation room~
Forest: Hello darling!~ I'm back!
Lili was on a bed, tied and gagged. She was currently sleeping, but when Forest came along, she was abruptly awoken. She tried to get up, but with the restraints, she couldn't. She would've beat him up, or kill him. The latter is better.
Forest walked up to her bed and took off the gag. She glared at him in disgust. He just gave her a twisted smile.
Forest: Hello my sweet wife-to-be~
Lili: Get away from me!
Forest: Aww! Why? *playful sarcasm*
Lili: I hate you! When I get out of here, I will kill you and Heihachi and blow this land down to shreds!
Forest: Is that a way to treat your dear husband?
Lili: Like hell you are! The only person I would DAMN WELL marry is Jin Kazama!
Forest: Fuck him! I should mess with him now~ Come here sweetheart~
Lili squirms in his grip and Forest takes out his phone. Lili screams as Forest rips her shirt off, shreds of cotton and leather are littered on the floor beneath them. He digs his face in Lili's chest and CLICK! Lili let out a yelp in surprise and blushes, while helplessly trying to cover herself.
Forest: I bet your boyfriend would LOVE this picture, how about another to REALLY piss him off?
Forest reached out and grabbed Lili's bra. With one swift motion, it came off. Lili yelled and screamed in protest. Apparently, he needed help with this picture, so he called in some guards. At first, some were hesitant seeing Lili's breasts exposed. But, for the sake of their lives, they shrugged it off a bit.
Guard 1: What is it, my King?
Forest: Take this picture of us. I want it to be full screen!
Guard 2: Ok….
Forest climbed on top of Lili and grabbed both of her boobs. She cried out in desperation. To quiet her yells, he crashes his lips onto hers. Lili violently squirms, so Forest moves his elbow to indicate to take the picture.
CLICK!
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In the deep woods, the Tekken gang is eating their hearts out!
Lars: I have to say something…..
Kaz: Well? What is it?
Lars: This chapter sucks ass. There has to be more action, and excitement! We are all here just pigging out. If we eat any longer, we'll become Bob and Ganryu combined!
Kuni: Well excuse me! We walked on foot for a long ass time! I'm hungry and tired as fuck! Shut your anime ass up!
Lars: FUCK YOU! *throws chicken at her*
Kuni: *Shoves chocolate cake in his face*
Claudio: FOOD FIGHT!
Everyone throws food at each other, except Jun. At least she's the only sane person here…
Lucky takes out her GIANT Lucky Pocky Stick and whacks random people with it. Lee shoves cake down Anna's boobs. Hwoa puts ice cubes in Jin and Steve's pants, which causing them to scream like little girls. Claudio takes his shirt off and uses two chicken wings as weapons. Him and Shin tackles each other. Jun is praying for everyone, and then she suddenly feels a hand on her shoulder. Everyone else freezes in horror. Jun looks up and sees soldiers.
Holy Shit…
A/N: I'm so sorry for everyone who is not satisfied with this chapter. I feel the same way.
Um, what else do I have to say..Oh yeah, I gotta start the Giftfic! It's going to be T rated. My first T rated story…..and probably last, who knows? XD
Oh, and please point out any grammar mistakes! I have a lot of them!
I LOVE YOU ALL!
~Cat out!~
