A/N: Hey Everybody! I'm back with this chapter! XD
Just to let you guys know, this is my planned update schedule: Weird Tekken Adventures!,Deal With the Devil, Lucky's Ice-Cream is in the Recipe of Love!, and Kunimistu and Raven: Some Things You Can't Rewind. (It's basically all the stories I've made in order XP)
I decided not to continue the sex scene. Not because I'm lazy, it's for the reason stated in the last chapter's author's note! ;-)
Chapter 9: …I have no idea what to call this chapter….
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This beautiful morning, victory was at its finest. It was for the mighty Jin Kazama; he woke up next to the naked sleeping form of his blonde girlfriend, Lili. He couldn't help but thrust his fist in the air in triumph. Seconds flew by, and Lili stirred in her sleep. She opened her eyes to see the man she loves.
Lili: Good morning~ You definitely drained the life out of me, I could barely move…
Jin chuckled and pressed her naked body against his, making they blush light pink.
Jin: Yeah, I'm pretty proud of that. Was it good?
Lili: You guess: My vagina is paralyzed; my ass is stinging, my throat is sore and you were very rough.
Jin: So…yes?
Lili: *smirks* Yes.
Jin: Good…Let's do it again sometime~
Lili: Yeah, just be easy on me. Oh, can you bring me breakfast? I would, but I can't get up.
Jin chuckled while giving her a peck on her soft lips.
Jin: Alright! But first, we need to take a shower.
Lili: Shower me.
Jin smirks and carries Lili bridal-style to the bath tub. Let the bathing begin!
~After their lovely bath~
Jin dressed himself and Lili. She wore one of his big T-shirts and his blue boxers; he likes when she wears his clothes. He considers it cute! Carrying Lili down into the kitchen, everyone was staring at them. But, Hwoarang seemed very excited for some reason…
Hwoa: Steve! Pay da fuck up! I told you he smashed!
Steve groans while taking out his wallet and taking out a $50 bill.
Asuka: Are you Deadass? You fucked her?
Jin gave a satisfactory smirked and nodded.
Shin clapped.
Shin: It's about time! When's the baby coming?
Jin, Jun, and Lili: WHAT?!
Shin: Jin, it's obvious you filled her. Do I think she is pregnant? Hell yeah!
Kazzy R.K.O.'ed him outta nowhere! Shin started crying like a baby and sulked on the ground…
Kaz: Nobody is talking about pregnancy in this damn house ever! I already made a mistake once! *looks at Jin*
Jin: Screw you dad!
Jun: Anyway, Jinny-Winny, please tell me you used a condom…
Jin: Of course I used a condom! Safe sex is really, really good sex!
Lars: You people disgust me… Shake my head…
Lee: Same…
Kaz: Whose side are you on, Lee?!
Lee: Nobody.
Xiao: I want a line! Make me say something!
Leo: You just did. I hope this isn't the only shitty line I say throughout this chapter.
Zafina: I know, right? Lazy ass author…
Yoshi: Can't we stay on topic?! It was getting juicy!
Kuni: Yeah!
Jun: Okay then. Jin, why is Lili wearing your clothes? Couldn't you just ask Asuka?
Jin: HELL NO! Besides, she looks adorable! *cuddles Lili and squeals like a girl*
Lucky: I can't believe I'm saying this, but Jin, you have problems. Nya!~
Hwoa: That is the smartest thing you ever said.
Claudio: Hi!
Lili: Hi, where were you?
Claudio: I was once again a reject in the corner of shame… Give me a line! Make me say something funny! Hfhfdgfkdhfsdhldghhfogfui! *screams in the air*
Leo: No! He's crazy too!
Kaz: Everyone shut the fuck up! We can't just stay here and say random shit! I say, we have a ROAST SESSION!
Asuka: YES! I'm an expert at this!
Steve: Me too!
Nina: No you're not…
Steve: Yes I am!
Anna and Hwoa: Why da fuck you lyin'!
Steve: Fuck you!
Hwoa: Actually, to be correct, I am the professional roaster here! Not to mention Shin's here too!
Shin: Thanks for the credit. *pulls out beer bottle*
Lars: Can I have some of that?
Alisa: No Lars! Drinking will not help or solve your problems!
Lars: But you never let me smash!
Alisa: You can't handle this body!
Lars: Wanna bet?!
Lars pulls Alisa over his shoulder and walks towards the bedroom.
Anna: Are you serious?
Lars: YES! *slams the door*
Jun: Ok…Who's going first?
Hwoa: ME!
Kaz: No! Someone else, Jin!
Jin: Why is it always ME?!
Asuka: Because it is. Oh yeah! Why are you carrying Lili so much?
Jin: Do you really want to know?
Lucky: We all do! Nya!~
Claudio: Yeah! I promise I won't be mad.
Jin: Are you sure?
Xiao: Yes, bitch! Say it already!
Jin: Okay! I fucked her pussy so hard that she can't even walk. Happy?
The whole room is silent. All you hear is crickets.
Now it was Kazzy's turn to clap. The others followed after. Even a half-naked Lars and Alisa clapped from the edge of the bedroom doorway.
Kaz: I'm so proud of you son!
Lee: Me too! EXECELLENT!
Kaz: Don't start with that 'EXCELLENT!' shit.
Lili: Um, Jin, you can put me down now. I think I could walk…
Jin gently sets her down. She wobbles a bit, then regains her composure. She walks around the room to get used to it. Then, she slapped Hwoarang and Shin upside the head.
Hwoa and Shin: OWWY! What was that for?!
Lili: I don't know, I just felt like it.
Asuka: Lili, you've changed.
Lili: Huh? Is that good?
Asuka: Yeah, if you weren't dating Jin, then you'd still be that snobby rich bitch we all used to hate. Right?
Everyone: *nods*
Claudio: Even me…
Jun: I'm sorry to say, but me too.
Lili: Really? I barely remember my rich life now. I guess I really have changed. What was I like?
Asuka: You would be disappointed in yourself, but here we go!
Lucky: Nya!~
Flashback!~
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On a warm Tuesday a year ago, Asuka, Xiao, and Alisa were walking in a nice park. They were talking about ice-cream!
Alisa: Strawberry is my favorite! It obvious since you guys know I love strawberries so much!
Xiao: We know Alisa! You told us like a million times!
Asuka: Yeah! Hey, I see the idiots over there!
Alisa: Let's go talk to them!
The girls approach Lars, Jin, Hwoa, and Steve! Asuka and Alisa and Alisa gives kisses to their respective men. Xiao just blushes and stands in front of Jin.
Flashback Pauses~
Jin: I remember that old crush Xiao used to have on me!
Asuka: Yeah, any-
Jun: Wait Asuka! We should do this in another chapter! I can tell this is going to be pretty long….
Asuka: True, true… Why are we so random?
Kaz: Ask Jun. Bye everybody! Until next time!
Zafina: Who are you talking to?
Kaz: The viewers/readers.
Hwoa: I wanna say something to my ladies out there! I'm available~ *winks*
EVERYONE: Bye!
Lucky: I'll see you next time! BYYYYYYYYEEEEEEE! Nya!~
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A/N: Hello! I just decided to be random in this chapter! Sorry for any grammar mistakes! I'm starving here! XD
Chapter 9, huh? We're almost to 10 chapters! HOORAY! ^_^
It's my birthday today and I had no plans (This is the most boring birthday in my life, but I love writing chapters! ;-D) so, I decided to give you guys a present! I know it's supposed to be the other way around but I love you guys! :-)
Randomness rules! Do I have a birthday twin out there somewhere! Let me know! ^_^
LOVE TO ALL ~Cat OUT!~ Nya!~
