Chapter 2: The Tornado of… Clothes?
Kai, Jay, Cole, Zane, and Emmet jumped through the swirling portal outside Sensei's teashop. They took out their weapons and stood in a fighting stance, legs slightly bended, faces set on a grim expression. There was nothing. Not a single citizen in sight. A small wind blew a piece of newspaper around. It felt like an episode of the Walking Dead.
"Uhhh…where is the threat?" Jay stood up out of fighting stance. "Where is everybody anyways?" He was secretly hoping for hot girls to look at him while he fought.
Kai shrugged and stood up out of fighting stance too. "Perhaps…"
Suddenly there was a very evil laugh coming from above. Kai and Jay quickly resumed to fighting stance and the ninjas looked around to where the evil laugh came from. Morro was in the center of the city in a crazy huge swirling tornado of…clothes? He was flying slightly, well apart from the fact he's a ghost. He was trying out the different clothes he blew away from the citizens, throwing the ones he disliked down. All ninjas tried to ignore the fact of his underwear that shone brightly under the sun.
"Morro!" Cole called pointing his…lego hands at Morro. "How dare you stl th clths wy…"
"What?" Morro called out, straining to hear against the wind.
"How dare you stl th clwyth wyas…"
"What? I can't hear you! The wind s twe btherb!"
"I said, how dare u steith ctoshe ways!"
"What! How dare you stuedf colfut ways?!"
"Ugrh, I was saying…difod odifha duhf uf!"
"What? i coan rasoufhd idofh!"
"Ugh! Forget about it!" Cole whipped out his weapon. As on cue, the other ninjas whipped out their weapons in unison. For once, they looked like the infamous scene of the Avengers, prepared for battle except the fact that they're ninjas and they're made out of legos and they're obviously not Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, RDJ, Jeremy Renners, Scarlett Johanson, or Mark Ruffalo.
"Waaaiiit!" Emmet yelled, "How in the world r u going to get up there? FYI he is tat high and u guys r tat lo, like OMG YOLO semicolon zero,"
"Uh, wait a sec, why are you talking in anagrams?" Jay asked.
"What in the world are anagrams?"
"Ana-whatever I don't even know why I'm telling you this."
"O, kk then, gtg, lol. Btw my undies r pink cuz evrythngs' osm. semicolon parenthesis capital x d!"
"Wa-wait what!"
But Emmet was already far gone. To where? Our heroes have no idea as they watched Emmet raced around disappear. All ninjas blinked at him for a whole second.
"Ok, now we're playing real!" Kai yelled, crouching into a stance.
"But Emmet is right, how are we going to get up there?" said Zane, who has been silent for so long spoke up.
"Uhh, hello Zane we were trying to find out!" Jay exclaimed.
"Perhaps …um perhaps, we can build a spaceship?" Zane offered.
"Whoa whoa whoa, we are not master build-" Jay was about to say until someone, interrupted him.
"Did someone say, spaceship?"
EZ: Me! Me! Me! I know who!
Jay: Who!?
EZ: And it's… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN CEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAA
Jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
