Chap-turd, seeeiiiiix: THE LONGEST CHAPTER IN THIS STORY!

"Whelp, that's it, I'm leaving," without further ado, Batman closed his cockpit, prepared to fly away. "By the way… check out my new movie the Lego Batman Movie coming soon in February 10!" Batman winked at Jay. Jay fainted in his seat. "You should totally go watch it. Starring the famously handsome and rich playboy, Bruce Wayne! That's the only person starring in it, there is no. Other. Character. That is taking the fame. Only Bruce Wayne. No adopted kid named Robin, you hear! No kid named Robin. See you at the theaters." Batman flew off.

Kai sat awkwardly in his seat before saying, "Isn't that just… weird,"

"OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, BATMAN'S CREATING A NEW MOVIE ALL ABOUT HIM, OH MY GOSH OH MY-" He barely had time to finis his sentence before Cole threw a cake in his face.

"Jay, stop fangirling,"

"I am not fangirling!" Jay retorted indignantly while trying to wipe off the cake in the best sexiest style he could manage, in case a girl below is looking.

"GUYS!" It was Kai who finally felt like everybody need to get it together. The bat-link was already starting to wane and the tornado was seemingly getting larger every second. "GUYS!"

Nobody heard him sadly. The bat-link broke. And then all chaos broke lose.

Zane was struggling to control his plane because he knows there's still a 38 percent chance his plane will not get sucked in while Jay on the other way was freaking out and try to scream in the most attractive way without other people thinking he's a psychopath.

Cole was whispering to his cakes (?), who knows how he brought them up here and Kai was casually letting out a string of bad words, mostly aimed towards his brainless teammates who decided to fangirl in the middle of a tornado.

Now Morro was floating in the middle of the tornado and he had no idea what was going on, number one it was very windy, number two it was so windy he could not hear or see a thing, and number three oh(!) what a cool looking piece of shiny blue clothing!

Before Morro, or Zane, knew what was going on, Morro put on the giant spaceship and found himself in the cockpit along with Zane.

"Zane! What are you doing in my shirt!" Morro spitted in the robot's face.

Zane wiped his face briefly before arguing, "You're in my ship!" With his robotic fast reflexes, he wasted no time as he punched Morro's face then kicked straight between his legs, inflicting the most painful yell of all times.

"I'm sorry friend," Zane said sadly, "but I had to do this,"

The pain was so unbearable for Morro he decided to leave Llyold's body to escape the torturous agony. Llyold dropped to Zane's arms, passed out.

The battle is finished. They have won. Well, some.

While Emmet started playing the song, Everything's awesome, all five spaceships begin to plunge down because the tornado disappeared. The screaming of the ninjas could've created a legendary concert, if Sensei recorded it.

But Sensei didn't and now they're all going to die. When suddenly…

An enormous black trampoline appeared below them, with the words, BATRAMPOLINE, on them. (hasstage best bat pun ever)

As soon as the spaceships landed… they bounced back up again. And this ordeal was repeated 37 times before Zane decided to freeze the trampoline to break their fall.

"Congratulations!" Sensei applauded while smashing his video camera into bits. Oh, so he was recording then. "You saved Bricksburg today!"

"YAAAY!" Benny chimed in. "I love you guys soooo much!" He hugged each one of them till Cole thought he was going to die today.

"Well done, ninjas," Sensei nodded in affirmative. "Let's say we go back for a nice big hot cup of tea, shall we?"

"But your tea tastes so bad!" Jay whined.

Sensei glared at him before saying, "Fine, big hot cup of tea it is!"

"Your tea cups are insufferably small," Cole motioned with his hands.

"Ok, hot cup of tea!" Sensei threw his hands up, clearly helpless now.

"I'm sorry Sensei, however your tea is cold," Zane put in. Sensei sighed before saying, "Cup of tea then?"

"Sometimes, I don't even think it's tea," Kai made a face. Sensei scowled.

"Cup,"

Only Zane said, sorry Sensei. Kai you ungrateful bastrad…

End of the story! Whew, finally, I was actually considering to put this into two chapters but oh well, here you go.

Reviews are greatly welcomed! Who else is excited for the Lego Batman movie starring the one and only Bruce Wayne. I am so if you're not too bad I am and nobody's going to destroy that for me.