I have no idea where Deadpool is. I don't own him, but he's probably left on a PAID job instead of trying to keep me from publishing.
With that being said: NUTONING YJ. NUTONING DEADPOOL. NUTONING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.
Wally's P.O.V.
Wally felt pressure on the back of his neck and someone saying "Wallman!" in a loud voice in Wally's face.
Dick and Artemis were holding on to his hands. Conner was staring at him. M'gann was frozen a couple feet away.
"Wallman?" M'gann asked.
"What? It worked!" Artemis said exasperatedly.
"I get it. It's what he called himself just before he first met her." Connor reminded them, semi-nostalgically. The kids, sans Wally, all took a second to remember when their last full-fledged team member had joined them. They had only been on a few missions, still discovering themselves. No moles, summer vacation had just ended. They had kept secrets from each other. Today, they had bridged the gap. The secrets between them were few.
But what nobody knew was that Wally was now the one to keep secrets. Secrets, he didn't even know anymore.
"Yeah." Conner added. "Then you two hated each other for some reason."
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Artemis bite her lip absently. Dick and Zatanna burst into laughter.
"No comment. Wally, you okay?" Artemis said, glaring at Zatanna.
Wally peaked down his night shirt again, looked at his chest, then up again. He checked for the bumps and bruises. Satisfied, he replied: "Peachy."
Kaldur walked back into the hallway, handing Wally a large plate filled over flowing with apple slices. "Wally, before we go any further, please eat. We do not want you passing out on us again."
"Thanks." Wally tried at first to eat at regular speed, but failed three Nano-seconds after the first apple slice hit his esophagus. His mouth chewed it so quickly; Wally was then forced to start the next one and the next one…
Conner frowned. "Your heart rate just jumped. Even more than usual."
"I'm. Okay Now. Thanks-ummmm-Supey!" Wally said, in between his eighth slice.
"Supey?" Conner said, confused. "You stopped calling me that since the time we were at the Logan's. You call me Kon."
"O-kay. Thanks Kon." Wally smiled. "Do I come up with nicknames for everyone?"
"Yessss." All the teens moaned. Conner closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Oh! Let's hear them." Wally jumped up, plate empty.
The others exchanged looks.
"Well…it could help him piece some memories together." Kaldur smiled at the others. He personally didn't mind his nickname, though some outright yelled when their nicknames were brought up. "You have called me "Kal", or "Fearless Leader." He said, the last part was questioned.
"You're the leader, Kal. You keep us all alive." Conner said, stonily and straight to the point. The two had talked about his leadership before and Conner or "Kon" was a pretty good objective listener- when he wasn't angry. Caught him calm, he was empathetic, cool-headed and smart.
"Thank you my friend." Kaldur smiled.
"There were a couple blunder-names. Remember when was on patrol in Jump City? Afterwards, he couldn't stop calling 'Tanna "Jinx"?" Dick laughed at Zatanna.
"Yeah, that's right. But he covered it up by calling me Egas, or "'Tan"."
"Why two nicknames?"
"Because Sage backwards is Egas. Zatanna says words backwards and creates magic. And you say Tan when you get lazy."
"So, most of the time." Artemis poked fun at him. He stuck his tongue out at her, then…
"Wait. Magic exists?" Wally asked. "I'm not saying you're lying-"
"Here we go again!" Dick mumbled in a sing-song voice.
"-shouldn't it-" Wally sat up with a smile to Kaldur as he offered him a hand "have created something if you just recited a 'backwards spell'?"
"Magic doesn't- oh! Wait until you remember." Zatanna groaned, putting a hand to her forehead. "Although, it is weird that you don't remember anything, yet that managed to stay intact."
Wally laughed, confused.
Everyone else joined in. Dick and Zatanna led the group back to the couch in the hang out room.
Next Dick;
"Well, you called me 'Rob' around everyone else. But you knew me better than anyone here. So you called me…Dicky-bird." Dick grumbled, the others snickering. "And you called Red Arrow 'Roy-Boy'."
More laughter.
"Meg's. You used to call me Megalicious. I'm kind of glad you stopped." M'gann blushed. "Conner joked about putting you in a coma."
Wally took one step away from the human tank, while Dick continued;
"You call Raquelle 'Sun-Ray' or just 'Ray'."
"Who's Raquelle?" Wally asked.
"She joined our little team recently. Oh, and our team is an under-cover covert ops team for the Justice League- a group of superheroes." Dick said. "So, DON'T tell anyone."
Wally nodded. He decided not to ask and turn to Artemis.
"Arty."
Conner did a double-take.
"You said you didn't like when he called you Arty." Dick said curiously.
"Shut it, Dick."
"Movies starting." Zatanna pointed to the television set that Conner had just prepared- he had stopped watching the static channel when he discovered the Discovery Channel. M'gann came back out of the kitchen, holding an extra-large bowl of buttery popcorn in both hands and three more bowls of popcorn levitating above her head as the theme song to "Kick Ass" started up.
Kaldur's P.O.V.
I need a break.
Watching new members of the Justice League at nine am that morning, felt like a year ago. Kaldur may be the soldier, the ever-ready to serve leader of the under-cover team (or as Roy called it "Young Justice"), but he needed a break. Badly.
He stifled back a yawn. His body told him to rest, asked for it. Begged for it. But his mind refused.
When the battle ended, he was quiet. A few times, he would smile or make a pun, but really, the battle wasn't over for him. It felt as though he was a warrior while he ate and slept. So watching a movie with the others felt like a strange thing. While all of his friends were engrossed in the film, he found himself scanning the room's entrances every few minutes.
Kaldur would then stare at the red haired amnesiac, who was sitting, tapping his fingers and every so often, asking questions like "Does Conner yell like that every time?" or "Hey! I remember something like- nope. Never mind." Or "HOLLY CRAP! THAT GIRL'S PACKING!" or "BAZOOKA!" or some other hyper-fast speeder talk that probably meant "OH MY GOD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?"
Kaldur was not able to appreciate this movie. He would have much rather watched Pirates of the Caribbean at Roy's.
Roy? Where was Roy?
Finally, when the movie had ended, the popcorn had been restocked and a small amount of chaos involving Wally's night clothes, Kaldur popped in the first Pirates of the Caribbean. At this point, M'gann had curled up, fast asleep into Conner's chest as he snoozed on the couch. Zatanna was beside the two, sleeping on a group of pillows she had pulled from her room, sprawled almost comically.
Artemis' hair was losing slack from her ponytail and sprawled out on the floor. Her elbow had created a pillow for her to use. Not even two feet away, Wally had been lying on his stomach and had his cheek rubbing against Artemis' foot.
Since she hadn't kicked him yet, she must have been deeply asleep.
Even Dick had fallen asleep, his sunglasses long forgotten and was slouched against the end of the couch, on the floor.
Back in the world of cinema, Jack and Will were attempting to take over the Interceptor. Kaldur knew this scene off by heart.
"Don't be alarmed, we're taking over the ship." Jack said smoothly.
"AYE! AVAST!" Will said, waving his sword around. Kaldur laughed quietly, and then checked the clock on the wall.
Where was Roy? He said he'd be back soon. It was going on eleven thirty.
He looked at the clock again, wondering if he should call him. Roy was a person of his word. If he was so tired that he went home and crashed, he would have let everyone know.
Maybe Green Arrow had held him up? Or a last minute assignment from the League?
No, he would have called.
If anything else, Roy was always kept his word. He still kept up with Ro-Dick and Wally. He and Kaldur still kept in contact- no matter what city he was in. Heck, he finally accepted M'gann, Connor and Artemis as part of the team and didn't discriminate against them as being traitors. Not friends, but at least he treated them friendly.
Recognized: Red Arrow, A21
Kaldur stood up to greet his friend. "Roy-"
"We have to leave! EVERYONE! GET UP!"
