"Bro," Connor asked, peeking out of the underground tunnel they had hidden in. "Do you think the hunters are still looking for us?"

Travis grimaced, attempting to pull an arrow from his leg. "Dude, it's been, like, five minutes. And we did cover everything in their cabin with whipped cream. And die their hair pink,"

Connor sighed. "Hey, you remember that list we were working on?"

"Yeah..."

"Well, then let's finish it!"


34. Give Thalia a love letter. Say it's from Nico.

35. Steal weapons from the Ares Cabin.

36. Tell Aphrodite that love is dumb.

37. Paint the Hades Cabin pink.

38. Die Artemis's hair pink.

39. Prank the hunters.

40. Complain that Percy smells like dead fish.

41. Switch out the Demeter Cabin's ivy with poison ivy.

42. Give Percy a blue cupcake with fish in it. Don't tell him what it is until he eats it.

43. Hire Pinkie Pie to come for Nico's birthday.

44. Kidnap Chiron, and lock him in your closet until he does the chicken dance.

45. Tell a new kid that the meat in the dining hall is from the campers that "left" for the school year.

46. Accidentally set your cabin on fire.

47. Call Aphrodite "Granny."

48. Force Thalia to watch "Barbie, Life In the Dreamhouse." All 74 episodes of it.

49. Give the little kids lots of candy and coffee at bedtime.

50. Let the little kids watch horror movies. Tell them that is what's going to happen if they don't follow around the Ares Cabin all day while singing "Let It Go" from Frozen.

51. Get Kayla to shoot you with a plastic arrow. Then pretend to die in front of Chiron, yelling, "Traitor!"

52. Steal everyone's Camp Half-Blood shirts. Change the words on them to "Camp Half-Dead."

53. Jump into the lake. Start screaming about how you

Suddenly, Katie appeared in the middle of the tunnel, carrying a bag and a flashlight. Connor stopped writing mid-sentence. "Travis Stoll," she said, shaking her head. "You are so dead."