"Uh, Katie," Travis said worriedly. "I can explain!"
"Don't even try, Stoll," she said.
Connor sat straight up. "Plan fifty-one!" he yelled, climbing out of the cave and running into the woods. Travis followed him.
"What the heck are you talking about?" she yelled, trying to keep up. Fortunately, Connor and Travis managed to find another one of their hiding spots and get in before Katie did that.
"Um, guys?" Miranda Gardiner asked five minutes later, opening the door to Travis and Connor's other secret hiding place, which was also underground. Travis absentmindedly wondered how she found it since it was secret, but then remembered he and Connor had about fifty hiding spots just like this one all over camp, and they weren't exactly that well hidden. "What are you doing?"
"Oh, you know," Connor said, grinning cheesily. "Just hanging out,"
"Yeah," said Travis, the same smile on his face. He elbowed Connor."What he said,"
"But- underground?" Miranda wanted to know. She placed her hands on her hips, and stared at them defiantly.
"What better place?" Connor said.
"I thought you hated dirt," Miranda said, referring to well, everything in the hideout.
"Well here, no one can find-" Travis covered his brother's mouth with his hand.
Miranda sighed. "What did you do now?" she cried. "Everyone's looking for you!"
"Uh," Travis managed.
"Uh," Connor repeated, prying his brother's hand from his mouth.
"I can't help you if you don't tell me," Miranda sang.
"You know what?" Travis finally said. He handed Miranda a piece of paper. "I feel like it would be easier just to read this," Miranda's eyes widened. "And that's not all of it," he added.
54. Put salt in the sugar bowls.
55. Flood the Demeter Cabin. Blame Percy.
56. Convince the little kids in the Aphrodite Cabin that Chiron has fleas, and they'll get them too if they go near him.
57. Steal all the t- shirts from the Camp Store. Replace them with ones that say "Annabeth Chase is stupid" in cursive. Watch her get all annoyed when she can't read them.
58. Walk around with a guitar. Go into a crowded area, then start hitting people with it.
59. Ask Malcolm from the Athena Cabin to tell you all the known digits of pi. He won't stop until he says every single one, and if someone messes him up, he starts all over. Somehow this tends to annoy people.
60. Push Clarisse into the lake.
61. Buy oreo cookies. Eat all the frosting, then fill up the cookie part with toothpaste. Give them to random people, and watch the looks on their faces.
62. Discuss the election.
63. Let Harley eat so much sugar that he goes on sugar-high. Then say you have to leave, and make Nyssa watch him.
64. Steal the Apollo Cabin's medical supplies. Especially their band-aids.
65. Lock the little kids out of your cabin at night. Wait to let them in until the harpies show up.
66. Steal all of Nico's money. Use it to buy 5,000 My Little Pony Figurines.
A/N: SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN SO LONG! I've just been really busy. Please review.
