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Anyway, here's Chapter 2, so enjoy! ;D
Total Drama ASDF 2
"Hey! You know who's gay?" Duncan grinned at Cody. "YOU!"
Then he looked down. Cody had stuck a knife through him.
"OH COME ON!" yelled Duncan.
"I baked you a pie!" Izzy smiled at Owen.
Owen beamed. "Oh boy, what flavour?"
Izzy lowered her eyebrows. "PIE FLAVOUR!"
"I like singing!" said Courtney.
"I like dancing!" said Cameron.
"I like trains," said Trent.
Next thing, he got hit by a random train that had appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey!" Mal grinned. "It says 'Gullible' on the ceiling," he chuckled, pointing up.
Zoey looked up. It was true, it DID say 'Gullible.'
"Oh, so it-" She looked down. "Oh, you stole my lungs."
"DIE POTATO!" Duncan shouted.
The potato pulled out a gun and grinned. "NOT TODAY!"
Duncan froze.
Chris laughed a maniac laugh. "THEY SAID I COULD NEVER TEACH A LLAMA TO DRIVE!"
Ahead of him, there was a llama- and it was driving a car towards a cliff.
"NO, LLAMA, NOOOOOO!" Chris cried.
Too late- the screeching llama drove over.
"Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual," said Noah.
"How can you tell?"
Noah started puking rainbows at him. "RAAAAAIIIIINBOOOOOOOWSS!"
"WHAT ARE YA, A MAN OR A MOUSE?!" Lightning screamed.
The horse just stood there and stared at him.
"Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!" Chef Hatchett called.
The room was filled with shrieks of delight as everyone tried to grab a cookie.
"COOKIES!"
"GIMME COOKIES!"
"I WANT COOKIES!"
"I like trains," said Trent.
Everyone stared at him blankly.
And Trent got hit by yet another random train that had appeared out of nowhere.
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
The bear looked around him, confused. "How did I get here?"
THE END!
Lindsay was laughing at a book.
"I can't read!" she giggled.
"KITTEN FIGHT!" Geoff shouted.
"No, wait!" cried Bridgette. "I'm allergic to adorableness!"
Someone threw a kitten at Bridgette's face. Bridgette removed the kitten from her face and stared at it. It was the most adorable thing she had ever seen.
"Aw . . ."
R.I.P Bridgette
"What are you up to, son?"
"I like trains," said Trent.
His dad laughed. "Yes you do . . ."
. . .
. . .
"Hey! You know who's gay?" Duncan grinned at Cody. "YO-"
Cody and Duncan got hit by ANOTHER random train that had appeared out of nowhere.
"I can't wait to eat this bagel!" said Owen.
"Yes you can," muttered Noah.
Owen sighed and put down the bagel. "Yeah, I guess you're right."
