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Okay, enough talk, let's get this chapter done!

Total Drama ASDF 3

"Hey man, look at my new dog!" shouted Geoff, pointing down.

Harold looked down. "Oh yeah, that's pretty co-" He looked back up. "AWWWWWWW! THERE'S NO DOG THERE!"

"OOOOOOOO-"

"AAAAAAAAAA-"

Geoff and Harold just stood where they were, screaming at each other.


Brick lowered his eyebrows. "Jo, did you eat my sandwich?"

"I AM your sandwich!"

Next thing, Jo stepped into Brick's mouth and started squeezing her way down his throat . . .


Scott handed B a bomb. "Here hold this," he said, walking out of the room.

B stood there, holding the bomb . . .

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.

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Scott walked up to B and took the bomb off him. "Thanks!"

BO-


Owen was eating a bowl of salad when Izzy elbowed it out of his hands and started punching it.

Owen screamed. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, STOP IT, CUT IT OUT IZZY, I DON'T WA-"


Heather and Lindsay were standing next to each other when Heather snorted.

"Screw gravity," she muttered.

And she rose into the air. Lindsay watched her in awe.


Gwen put a gun to her head. "Goodbye world . . ."

"Okay Gwen, I'll see you around," the world smiled. "Where you go-"

BANG!

"OH! OH NO, OH THAT'S NOT I THOUGHT SHE MEANT BY THAT AT ALL!"


Mal gasped. "There's something on your face!" he exclaimed to Vito.

SMACK!

Mal punched Vito hard in the face.

"IT WAS PAIN!"


"OH WHAT IS HAPPENING, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? I CAN'T EVEN-"

"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"Izzy screeched.

Owen screamed again.


Cameron and his mom were standing by a cactus.

"Now Cam, don't touch that cactus!" his mom smiled at him.

Next thing, Cameron was pinned to it.

His mom screamed. "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!"


Duncan lowered his eyebrows suspiciously. "Courtney, why is Gwen on fire?"

"BUY ME MORE JEWELLRY!"


There was a urinal attatched to Noah's shirt.

Sam stared at him then pulled down his zip.

"Don't even think about it!" snapped Noah.


Owen kept on punching Izzy who kept on punching the bowl of salad . . .


"Hey guys! Check out my new camera!" called Sierra.

BANG!

Lindsay dropped dead.

"Oh wait, this isn't a camera," said Sierra, staring at her gun.


"DIE POTATO!" Duncan shouted.

"NOOOOOOOOO-"

"I like trains," said Trent.

Duncan looked up in horror. "Oh no no no no wa-"

Duncan and the potato got hit by a random train that had appeared out of nowhere and Trent smirked.