Total Drama ASDF 4

"I'm gonna do an internet!" said Sierra.

She tapped a key on the keyboard. Next thing, loads of colours came shooting out the computer, sending her flying.

"Well I'm gonna do a book!" said Noah.

He tapped a page.

Nothing.

"Aw . . ."


The Science Show

"PIANO!" Cody shouted.

BANG!

A random piano fell on top of him.

"WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS?!"


The phone was ringing. B answered it.

He heard someone load their gun and shout: "THIS IS A ROBBERY!"

"DUN DUN DUN DU-"

B hung up and walked away as if nothing had ever happened.


Lightning stepped out of Tyler's body right in front of Lindsay.

"Oh . . ." Lindsay gasped calmly.


"Hey Geoff, you can't skate here!" Chris yelled.

"YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Geoff hollered.

BOOM!

Geoff skated into a mine.


"I wanna be a pie!" said Cameron.

Next thing, a Cameron pie was baking in the oven.

His mom fell to her knees and screamed. "CAMMY-BEAR, NO!"


Mal grinned mischievously at Manitoba. "Nice hat."

"Thanks!" smiled Manitoba.

Mal lowered his eyebrows. "I was being sarcastic."

"Well I stole your face!"

Mal slapped where his face was just a second ago.


"Honey, do you like my new shoes?"

Harold turned over a page of his comic and replied "You are a chair, darling."

"I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!"


Stepping out of his time machine and checking to see no one was around, B grinned. "It worked! My time machine wo-"

CRUSH!

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!" the dinasaur grinned, stepping on B and his time machine.


Owen ran up to Izzy. "Quick, shoot me in the face!"

BANG!

Owen dropped dead as Izzy shot him in the face . . .


Duncan loaded his gun. "You're getting mugged, kid!"

Mike turned around and smiled. "No- YOU'RE getting mugged."

Duncan dropped his gun and raised his hands. "HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!"


"Hey Tyler! Catch!" Jo called, throwing the ball.

"I'M GONNA CATCH IT, I'M GONNA CATCH IT, I'M GONNA-"

The ball landed on Tyler, and squashed him flat.


"Banana fight!" Owen shouted.

BANG!

"NO!" Izzy screeched, throwing away her gun.


"Alien attack!" Chris cried, pointing at the UFO.

"THROW THE CHEEEEEEEESE!" Chef Hatchett yelled.

Everyone started grabbing random pieces of cheese and throwing them at the UFO . . .

"YEAH!" someone cheered.