Total Drama ASDF 7
"Hey, what did you get for your birthday?" asked Sam.
Mike beamed. "I got OLDER!"
Sam chuckled.
Next thing, Mike started turning into Chester . . .
Sam's eyes widened. "That is weird!"
"Hey, you wanna play Catch The Knife?" asked Katie.
"Sure!" smiled Sadie.
BANG!
Sadie dropped dead.
"Man I suck at this game," Katie muttered, lowering her gun.
"M'am," the policeman said sternly. "I'm afraid I caught your son doing . . ." He lowered his eyebrows at Cameron's mom "HOMEWORK!"
"BUT WHERE DID I GO WRONG?" his mom wailed.
A muffin walked up to DJ. "Hey DJ, you wanna eat me?"
"No thanks, Mr. Muffin," DJ smiled.
"But I wanna die!"
Alejandro walked up to Heather. "Hey Heather, do you wanna go to the prom with me?"
Heather looked around for an excuse. "Uhh, I'm sorry but I'm a ghost."
Alejandro's face dropped. "But you're not de-"
BANG!
"Bye Alejandroooooooo-" the ghost Heather droned, floating from her dead body.
"HEY EVA, YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?" Jo yelled.
"SURE!" Eva screeched.
Outside . . .
"WOW, WHAT A LOVELY EVENING!" shouted Jo.
"THIS WAS A REALLY GOOD IDEA!" Eva bellowed.
Gwen was preparing to jump off a building while Duncan, Courtney and Trent watched on in horror.
"Don't jump! You have so much to live for!" Trent cried.
Geoff skidded into the crowd.
"EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!"
Everyone flopped onto their faces . . .
SPLAT!
Gwen crashed onto the ground with the others from doing the flop off the building.
"Aww, I'm so full," Owen moaned, clutching his belly.
The muffin walked up to him. "Do you have room for a muffin?"
Owen groaned. "No . . ."
"WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DIE?"
Sierra ran up to Cody. "Hey Cody, are you an angel?"
She grinned. "Cause I'm allergic to feathers."
Next thing, she started puking all over Cody's face.
Dawn and B were standing next to each other when Dawn whispered in B's ear:
"I am a very tall midget."
Cody skipped up to Duncan. "Hey buddy, turn that frown upside down!"
"Okay!" said Duncan.
He grabbed his head and twisted it around.
And then he died in front of Cody.
DESMOND THE MOON BEAR!
The bear's bones were floating around on the moon.
THE END!
There was a strange looking switch in the room.
Scott frowned then pulled the switch.
Next thing, all his clothes disappeared.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-"
Brick walked up to Lightning. "Hey, you want a bana-"
They looked down at each other and saw that they were both naked.
"OH WHAT?! NO!"
"NO! TURN IT BACK! AHHHHH-"
Brick and Lightning screamed and ran away from each other.
"WHO WANTS A MUFFIN?"
