Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: Yo!

Isiah: And welcome back to Isiah02's Royalty Rules. Now it's been a while since I've updated anything, so just to redeem myself, we're gonna update this story.

Tom: Last time in chapter 1, we said that the next set would take place in Merroway Cove.

Isiah: So right now, we're just waiting for the mermaids to show up.

*As on cue, mermaids appear from the ocean along with Oona and Cora jumping from it, and Queen Emmaline and her throne being lifted by four other mer-people*

Isiah: Wow. Just as on cue.

Tom: Now with the introduction outta the way, let's get this second set of rules going.


Rule 11: Don't challenge Fluke to a race. It is a guaranteed loss.

Oona: When I thought Fluke was fast I didn't know he was that fast.

Fluke: Hey, Oona, Cora. Wanna see me swim to the other side of the cove and back? Wanna see me do it again?

Cora: But, you didn't even do it the first time.

Fluke: Yes I did. I'm just too quick for you guys to see it.

Cora: Oh my God, you are fast!

Oona: See what I mean?


Rule 12: If you're looking for a good shot block, slap Plank while his back is turned.

Tom: This is by far one of the most funniest shot blocks I've ever seen underwater.

*Plank is down in the mermaid colony talking to other mer-people when Fluke swims up behind him and slaps his neck before quickly swimming away*

Plank: *rubs his neck* WHAT THE HELL FLUKE!

Fluke: *from the distance* SHOT BLOCKING MOTHERLOVER!

Plank: I swear to King Neptune, he's gonna wish he hasn't slapped me at all.

Emmaline: How many times has he done this?

Plank: Try over a hundred times.

Tom: Hey, lucky you live underwater. I hear bruises heal easily down here.

Emmaline: Yeah, they heal very easily.

Plank: Say. Speaking of down here, how did you sink down here anyway?

Tom: Oh I have my ways, Plankton. I have my ways.

*Isiah and Sofia swims down to the cove in mermaid forms*

Sofia: Mr. Thomas, how did you get down here without changing into a mermaid?

Tom: Like I said, I have- *quickly starts to find it hard to breath*

Isiah: Nuts! Better take him back to the surface!

Sofia: I'll help you. You guys continue on with the set. *makes her way to the surface with Isiah and Tom*

Oona: Hmm. That just gave me an idea.


Rule 13: Never create a spell that gives mermaids human legs.

Emmaline: Wow Oona. I take it a lot of other mer-kids tried making a spell for human legs. I've seen a lot of other people do it growing up myself.

Oona: Yeah. Some mermaids don't understand that once you get human legs, you lose the ability to breathe.

Cora: Maybe they're just stupid.

Oona: *glaring at Cora* And that's coming from someone who's one of the mer-people to do it.

Cora: Alright, I'll admit. I've tried doing the spell. But that's besides the point.

Oona: There is no besides the point.

Cora: But-

Oona: Cora. The damage is done.


Rule 14: If you have a death wish and you want it granted, steal one of Oona's treasures from her shipwreck.

Fluke: Oh my God, this mermaid is like an underwater ninja when it comes to her stuff being stolen.

*Fluke is in Oona's shipwreck taking some of Oona's treasures before leaving and only having to be flipped by Oona*

Fluke: How do you always know?!

Oona: These eyes...they see everything.

*Fluke groans before laying his head on the ground*


Rule 15: If you ask Isiah a question, you better hope he answers it.

Isiah: Some questions people ask me, I intend to answer in the not so proper way. Just take a look at this example.

*Isiah is on the Floating Palace writing the forth installment of 10 Ways to get Executed in Enchantia(forth installment in 2017?) when Baileywick walks up to him*

Baileywick: You know what I'm starting to wonder, 02?

Isiah: What?

Baileywick: Why don't authors on Fanfiction get paid to write stories?

Isiah: That is a good question that I will not give an answer to.

Baileywick: Why not?

Isiah: Two reasons. 1: Where will they get the money from? 2: How will they deliver it to my house?

Baileywick: Good point.

Tom: I'm not gonna lie, I do wonder that too.

Isiah: Yeah, we all do. Too bad I won't answer why that is.


Rule 16: If you see a mer-clown, RUN FOR YOUR MOTHERLOVING LIFE!

Isiah: You gotta be kidding me. First clowns in human form, now this horse crap?!

Plank: Bro, I can assure you there had been some clowns underwater.

Emmaline: We seriously wish we were joking with this stuff, but it's pretty real.

Sofia: I didn't even know there were such thing as a mer-clown.

Plank: Oh I can assure you there is such thing. It's as real as Santa Clause.

Tom: Okay? Never knew mermaids were the type to believe in Santa Clause.

Plank: Well it's-

*Oona, Fluke, Flip, and Shelley quickly swim into the colony*

Cora: What happened?

Oona: A MER-CLOWN IS CHASING US!

Emmaline: *gasps* LOCK DOWN THE COLONY! NOW!

Isiah: Tom. Sof. We should probably get back to the ship!

*back at the Floating Palace, Amber is brushing her hair when a huge splash comes from the ocean and lands on the ship*

Amber: *sees Isiah, Tom, and Sofia enter the ship* What the fuck, you guys!

Isiah: What the fuck what?

Amber: What the fuck was that splash?! THAT'S what!

Isiah: I don't know.

Tom: Wait doesn't she...- Oh, never mind, she doesn't know.


Rule 17: No doing the Flying Dutchman Challenge.

Sofia: Didn't you make this a rule back at the castle?

Tom: No. That was the Malefor Challenge.

Sofia: Oh.

Isiah: Besides, this challenge is worse.

*Fluke is doing the Flying Dutchman Challenge*

Fluke: Flying Dutchman, are you here?

*30 seconds later at the mermaid colony*

Fluke: *quickly swims inside the colony* Can I stay a few months with you guys?

Plank: Had another nightmare?

Fluke: No.

Plank: Do another stupid challenge?

Fluke: Yes.

Plank: *sigh* I'll let the girls know you're here.

Isiah: See?

Tom: Point taken.

Sofia: Approval here.


Rule 18: No underwater kung fu.

Tom: Queen Emmaline, why is this a rule?

Emmaline: Because my two daughters of mine keep fighting each other to the death and it's really annoying.

Tom: No I meant why is underwater kung fu a thing?

Emmaline: Oh. I don't know. Just don't do it, okay?

*an underwater vase gets tossed at Queen Emmaline's throne and she dodges it just in time*

Emmaline: OONA AND CORA WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Sofia: I think we get it now.

Isiah: Yep.

Tom: I'm still wondering why underwater kung fu is a thing.


Rule 19: No restaurant businesses at sea

Oona: I swear if another human food drops in the sea I swear I will puke.

Cora: No objection from me.

Isiah: Me neither.

Tom: I almost killed myself seeing that crap go bad so quickly.


Rule 20: Leave the sharks alone and they'll leave you alone.

Plank: I swear the sharks are as ignorant and stubborn as humans.

*a shark swims by and heard Plank's response*

Shark: What...

Isiah: Did...

Tom: You say?

Plank: Oh, shit.


Isiah: Alright guys. We hope you've enjoyed this chapter. Next set of rules will take place back at the castle. Expect more stories and updates soon.

Tom: Don't forget to leave a nice review. No flames as always. Don't forget to check out Movie Night at the Castle if you haven't yet. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.