WAZZUP?

So you're probably wondering why this is updated. The reason: I'M DOING THE DELETED SCENES!

Enjoy! ;D


Zoey ran up to an intern. "Have you seen Mike?"

"No, I think he went outside," the intern replied.

Zoey nodded and sprinted off. As she ran, Mal pulled off his face mask.

"YOU FOOL!"


Lindsay walked up to Noah with a letter in her hand and started thrusting it at him like he was a letterbox.

"N- NOOOO!" Noah cried. "Stop it!" he yelled as Lindsay kept thrusting it at him "AAAHHHHHH-"


"I am depressed," said Gwen.

SUDDENLY: PINEAPPLES!

Gwen was suddenly surrounded by a bunch of pineapples.

"This does not help," she muttered.


"HEY BUDDY, LOOK OVER HERE!"

Harold looked up. Next thing everything went black.

"HA-HA, NOW YOU'RE BLIND!" the sun laughed.


"What's going on, guys?" asked Eva.

Jo lowered her eyebrows. "Eva, this is an intervention. You NEED to stop breaking people's necks!"

CRACK!

"What are you talking about?" said Eva as she broke Brick's neck.

"Eva!" snapped Jo.

"What?"

She was now holding Jo's head in her hands.

Jo screamed. "EVAAAAAAAAA-"

CRACK!


"Hey, cool hat!" Cody grinned, taking it off of Geoff and putting it on.

Next thing, the hat swallowed him or something?


"NO, SERIOUSLY, DON'T WALK ON THE ROAD!" Cameron's mom cried.

Cameron stepped onto the other side. "Look Mom, I made it!"

CRUSH!

"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!" the dinasaur grinned, stepping on Cameron.


Dawn was playing a musical box while the police examined the dead bodies around her . . .


"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Tyler hollered.

Lindsay screamed and gave one last push.

POP!

"IT'S A BOY!"


INVISIBLE BEVERLY ADVENTURES!

"Hey Beverly, catch the Frisbee!" Scott called, throwing it.

SLICE!

The Frisbee continued to fly through the air but was now covered in blood.

Silence . . .

THUD!

Scott froze. "B- Beverly . . .?"


"Dakota," the doctor said glumly. "I'm afraid you have brain cancer!"

SUDDENLY: PINEAPPLES!

"Well the good news is you don't have brain cancer anymore," the doctor muttered, staring at Dakota's new pineapple for a head.

The pineapple fell off her body . . .


"SAVE ME VITO!" Anne Maria cried, hanging from Mount Looming Tragedy.

Vito lowered his eyebrows. "No."

Anne Maria lost her grip and screamed as she fell. "YOU'RE A DIIIIIIIIIIIII-"

CRASH!


"Hey Apple! Apple! Apple! Hey Apple!"

Owen continued to blabble to the apple and the orange on while his parents watched him, unamused.

"Well we failed," his dad sighed, loading his gun. "No luck, honey," he added, preparing to shoot Owen.


"Hello Mine Turtle!" said Cameron.

"Hello!" Mine Turtle smiled.

SUDDENLY: PINEAPPLES!

Cameron and Mine Turtle were surrounded by a bunch of pineapples.

A pineapple landed on Mine Turtle's back.

CLICK!

BOOM!


"He's a magical pony flying through the sk-"

BOOM!

A pineapple exploded into the pony.

It's head landed over Chris's head.

"I LOVE IT!" he shouted happily, giving the thumbs up."


"Hey! You know who's gay?" Noah grinned at Cody.

Next thing, they were standing at a wedding ceremony, getting married.

"US!"


Well I hope you enjoyed that!

I'm not gonna put this under "Complete" because I'm not sure whether TomSka will make more of these or not. But if he does, I'll be sure to update!

See ya! ;D