Quick Random Moment

*James is doing the Malefor Challenge(as seen in chapter 1)*

James: Malefor, are you here?

*No response*

James: Malefor, can we play?

*Upper pencil moves to yes*

James: Oh hell no! *runs away*


Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: What's up?!

Isiah: And welcome back to Isiah02's Royalty Rules. Now before we get into anything, I watched the Elena and the Secret of Avalor movie Sunday night and it was cool.

Tom: Yeah, real cool. I gotta be honest though, I really expected Shuriki to die in the end.

Isiah: Oh yeah. Oh well, she fell into a waterfall, she's probably as good as dead there anyway. Speaking of which, expect an Elena of Avalor story soon from us. Our first one was short but we got something soon that'll make it up to you.

Tom: But with that being said-

*Sofia walks into the throne room*

Sofia: Hi Isiah. Hi Tom.

Isiah/Tom: Hey Sofia.

Isiah: Let's get started with rules set number 3.


Rule 21: No doing the 9+10 vine.

Isiah: This vine has gone viral enough everywhere. In the real world and in the fandoms. Just look at this.

*Clover and Mia are in Sofia's room*

Mia: Clover, you stupid!

Clover: No I'm not!

Mia: Then what's 9+10?

Clover: Easy. 21.

Robin: *hearing the commotion* You are stupid, it's 19!

Isiah: Dear Solaris, why couldn't you guys do the "What are Those," vine? I could've totally lived with it.

*Miranda comes into the throne room*

Miranda: There you are, Isiah. I have one good question for you.

Isiah: What would you like to know, your majesty?

*Miranda points dramatically at Isiah's shoes*

Miranda: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?!

Isiah: *sigh* Never mind. No I couldn't.


Rule 22: When Isiah or Tom shows you a new story idea, you'd better at least read the first chapter before throwing it away.

Tom: King Roland had to learn this the hard way. I really expected Amber to take it hard on herself.

*Roland is eating breakfast while looking at his to do list when he suddenly comes across a point that says "read Isiah02's newest story idea"*

Roland: I'm pretty sure I have more important things to do with my day than some silly story idea. *sets story idea to the side*

Later...

*Roland is doing paperwork when he suddenly sees Isiah02's newest story idea in part of the stack*

Roland: Again, I have more important things to do than some silly story. *throws story idea in recycling bin before getting up to leave the room*

3 minutes later...

*Roland comes back only to see the story idea on top of his paperwork*

Roland: What the hell? Who's doing this?

Amber: Daddy, you in here?

Roland: Oh, hey, Amber. What's up?

Amber: Have you read the story 02's given you yet?

Roland: Well, hon, as you can see, I have paperwork that needs to be done. Then I'll be happy to read it afterwards.

Amber: But you have to read it daddy. You're one of main encounters.

Roland: Oh, alright, I guess a few minutes won't hurt. *starts reading story idea* Flying Derby Xtreme Racer. This seems very interesting. Why didn't I say yes to this earlier?

*Amber leaves Roland's office before taking a wand and turning himself back to Tom*

Isiah: Nice.

Tom: For sure. *High fives Isiah*


Rule 23: When Queen Miranda speaks Spanish, don't try to understand her. You'll end up overthinking.

Tom: Let me point out something. We all love Queen Miranda. Either as a mom or as our queen. But as much as we love her, us here at the castle don't understand her at times.

*Roland is walking around the castle when he spots Queen Miranda doing the same thing*

Roland: *walks over to Miranda* Hey, Miranda. How's your day going?

Miranda: *speaks Spanish*

Roland: *wearing a shocked look on his face* Uh, what?

Miranda: I said my day's going fine. Don't you speak Spanish?

Isiah: *facepalm* I should've taken a Spanish class in high school.


Rule 24: Alongside with Rule 7, stop blushing every time you see Sofia in her new dress.

Sofia: I seriously cannot stress this out enough.

*Tom gives Sofia the lovey-dovey eyes*

Tom: Damn.

Isiah: I see your point, Sof.

*Isiah slaps Tom in the back of his head*

Tom: OW! WHAT THE FUCK!


Rule 25: The F bomb is not to be used in the castle

Tom: Seriously? Just when I say it, you post a rule about it?

Roland: You're lucky it's just in the castle and nowhere else.

Tom: Bro, what the-

Baileywick: Rule 25, Thomas.

Tom: Oh, Merlin's mushrooms.


Rule 26: No stealing quotes from other people.

Tom: Again, just when I say something, you post a rule about it. What the-

Baileywick: *more firmly* Rule 25, Thomas.

Tom: You know what?! Screw this! 02, you're on your own.

*Tom goes to his bedroom*

James: What was that all about?

Isiah: I don't know. Other people in the castle had been stealing quotes from other people too.


Rule 27: Will everyone stop constantly smack-cam slapping each other.

Isiah: All thanks to my Royal Smack Cam story I made a few months back.

*Roland is doing a speech for the kingdom*

Roland: As king of Enchantia, from this day forth, I hearby-

Miranda: SMACK CAM! *slaps Roland with a piece of pie before running off*

Roland: WHAT THE HELL MIRANDA!

*Cedric is walking into Sofia's bedroom*

Cedric: Hello, Princess Sofia.

Sofia: Hi, Mr. Cedric.

Cedric: Can I have a hug?

Sofia: Sure, I like giving hugs.

*Sofia goes for a hug only to be smacked in the face by Cedric*

Cedric: SMACK CAM!

Isiah: Okay. That went too far, I'll admit that.


Rule 28: No bribing.

Isiah: This is just ridiculous. Bribing someone to do something..

*Roland is in Miranda's office*

Roland: Honey, can I ask you something?

Miranda: What's up?

Roland: Can you give me a lap dance?

Miranda: What the hell?! NO!

Roland: I'll give you $20.

Miranda: *sigh* Fine, sit down.

Roland: Great!

Isiah: See my point?


Rule 29: No bailing on the sets of rules.

Sofia: Speaking of bailing, where'd Mr. Thomas go?

Isiah: He bailed out on this set a few rules ago.

*Tom is walking in the royal halls*

Isiah: *sees Tom* Get your ass down here, bro!

Tom: *comes down stairs* I was taking a bathroom break, screw you.

Isiah: Sure you were.


Rule 30: Everyone can drink up to 3 cups of soda a day.

Isiah: Seriously, sodas are getting worse each day. Especially Mountain Dew. Which is why I drink Kool-Aid.

James: *speeds into the throne room* You guys wanna go for a run?!

Tom: Motherlover what the hell is wrong with you?!

James: I just drunk ten cups of Mountain Dew! Now I'm filled with energy!

Isiah: Man, I told this motherlover not to drink all that Mountain Dew! NUTS!


Isiah: Alright, y'all, rule set number three is out. We hope you've enjoyed it. Wait until set number four where it takes place in...- YEET, motherlover! You thought I was gonna spoil it! No, I like keeping surprises.

Tom: Whatever. Please remember to review nicely. No flames as always. Don't forget to check out the first Elena of Avalor story we did called I Hate Waffles. It's a small story, but there's more to come. Anyway, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.