Heeeeeeeey!
Guess what! TomSka FINALLY made an ASDF Movie 8!
So you know what that means! ;D
LET'S DO THIS CRAP!XD
"OHHHH, BABY! I LOVE YOU, BABY!" Justin sang into the microphone.
"Stay away from my baby!" Cameron's mom snapped, holding her baby defensively.
"But Mother, I love him!" the baby said in a really deep voice.
"Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories," said Brick.
"When did this all start?"
"Well, um . . . WHUAAAAAAAAA-"
"Hey, what time is it?" asked Owen.
"IT'S MUFFIN TIME!" the muffin beamed.
"Actually it's 12:30," said Cody.
Owen and the muffin stared at him.
"SOMEBODY KILL ME!"
Blainely stepped up to Izzy, holding an empty tray. "Miss, you need to pay for your food."
"NOPE!" Izzy yelled.
She then puked her burger onto Blainely's tray and made a run for it.
"Oh Dave, don't cry," Sky pleaded.
Dave continued sobbing.
"Seriously Dave, cut it out," muttered Sky, getting frustrated.
Dave just sobbed harder.
"Dave! This is the worst date ever!" Sky shouted from across the dining table.
And now: A cow pretending to be a man
"Jo, are you a cow?" asked Lightning.
"What?! NO!" yelled Jo.
"Yah, me neither!" the cow grinned. "You guys want to go skateboards?"
"My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world!" bragged Sugar.
Ella giggled. "My boyfriend said that too!"
Next thing, Sugar stabbed Ella in the chest.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!"
"OH NO!" Ezekiel screamed, pointing upwards. "GIANT FLYING SHEEP!"
Noah frowned at him. "Those are clouds."
"WHUAAAAAAAAA-!"
"You're leaving me?!" Duncan cried.
"Sorry Duncan," said Gwen. "I've met a REAL man!"
"Hi babe, yes I am real, man, you wanna go skateboards?" the cow grinned.
The dog was panting happily at DJ.
"You're adopted," said DJ.
The dog's face dropped . . .
Scott pressed the elevator button.
He waited for it to open . . .
Then he made a run for it, just as the doors opened.
"YOU DARN KIDS GET OFF MY PROPERTY!" Chester yelled from inside.
"Knock, knock!" said Samey.
"Who's there?"
"A mirror!"
Samey sighed at her reflection. "I am lonely!"
"Would you like to see a magic trick?" Leonard grinned at Shawn.
Shawn opened his mouth happily . . .
"No!"
"Awww, look at the little baby!" Lindsay beamed.
The baby gurgled happily.
"And now look at the BIG baby!" Lindsay added, looking up at the giant baby.
The giant baby stared down at them. "WHA?"
"The orphans . . ." Chris gasped at the dead bodies. "They're all dead! WHAT KIND OF A MAN WOULD DO THIS?!"
The cow ignored him and skated past the dead bodies as if nothing had happened. "SKATEBOARDS!"
Well that was fun! YAY FOR TOMSKA AND ASDF!
Again, I'm not gonna put this under Complete cause I don't know if TomSka will make more of these or not.
Also, I'm debating myself whether to do "Marmite is Terrible" or not. SHOULD I? Let me know in the reviews!
See ya! ;D
