Hey guys, guess what!
There's an ASDF Movie 9 out now!
And you know what that means!
LET'S BE RANDOM AND HAVE SOME ASDF FUN! XD
Also I apologize for the lack of Ridonculous Race characters. If you read my latest chapter of 10 Things Total Drama Characters Would Never Say, I mentioned how I hated the new series, new characters, all that crap.
Soooooo lets get this crap done!
Enjoy! ;D
"Duncan," said Courtney. "Take out the dog!"
Duncan lowered his eyebrows, put on some sunglasses and raised his gun. "Yes, Courtney."
He pointed his gun at the dog and shot it.
Courtney frowned. "For a walk, Duncan!"
Ella was singing happily while strolling down the street.
"It's a lovely day to walk down the road and if I ever stop singing, I will explode!"
"Hey Ella!" Sky called.
Ella froze.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
BOOM!
"Awww, what's his name?" Bridgette beamed at the dog.
"His name is Geoff," the dog replied.
Bridgette looked up.
"My name is Geoff."
(Note: I know it's not really ASDF but I just had to! X'D)
"Can Susie come out to play?" Cameron asked his pregnant mom.
"Sure!" his mom smiled.
Next thing the baby popped out of her stomach or something? O.O
"Dad, I'm hungry!" said Samey.
"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!" her dad smirked.
"Why did you name me this way?" Samey moaned.
Mal raised his gun. "You're gonna die!"
"We're all gonna die," Mike replied casually.
Mal stared at him . . .
Then he lowered his gun . . .
"Ooh, a butterfly!" Dawn grinned, lifting her finger for the insect.
"Dawn, no!" Scott cried.
"Weeeeee!" Dawn cheered as the butterfly lifted her away.
"SHE'S MINE NOW, SCOTT!" the butterfly laughed.
"Are you hungry?" Dave asked holding up a burger.
"No, I'm crazy!" Shawn replied.
He grinned at the cactus holding that burger . . .
There was a staircase.
Tyler walked up to it and tripped.
"WHOOPS!"
And then he started falling up the stairs . . .
"Excuse me, are you gonna eat that?" asked Owen.
The baby cooed . . .
"No," Gwen replied, holding it close to her.
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"You can have it," she added, handing the baby to Owen.
"Thank you!" grinned Owen, heading off.
Chris's mobile phone was ringing.
He raised his eyebrows and answered it.
"I like trains," said Trent.
And then Chris got hit by a random train!
Brick ran as fast as he could with the long pole . . .
He sprinted over to the fence . . .
He placed his pole and vaulted up . . .
And then Lightning rode up to him on a horse and stabbed him with his spear.
"Honey, I'm pregnant!" Sugar announced.
Izzy stared at her . . .
Sugar's face dropped. "I can explain!"
"I think we should just be friends," the blonde lady said and left Topher sitting there.
Topher stared at her. "Mother!"
"Ooh, I wonder what this does!" Cody grinned.
So he pressed the button in front of him . . .
"Oh I'm gay now . . . Huh!"
"Hey!" said Zeke. "You wanna see an impression of my dad?"
"Sure!" said Harold.
Next thing Zeke disappeared . . .
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"Haha!" Harold chuckled.
And then he decided to break the fourth wall.
"COMEDY!"
Yeah as you can probably see these are getting harder to write as TomSka writes more. I wasn't able to include the one with the banana.
I MIGHT do "Marmite is Terrible" if I get enough requests since it IS a (sort of) ASDF Movie . . .
So yeah, hope you enjoyed it, keep sending me ideas and requests if you have them and I'll try my best to keep you all happy.
See ya! ;D
