*peeps head around door*
Heh. Hey guys, it's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, I am aware, I have a shit ton of stories that need updating and yeah, there are probably a lot of people out there who want me to keep this going and continue with Total Drama Spotlight.
Well, I give in. Here's the long awaited ASDF Movie 10!
Enjoy! ;D
A man was preparing to jump off a building while a crowd of people watched on in horror.
"NOOOO! DON'T JUMP!" Sierra shrieked.
She then pulled out a video camera and pressed record.
"Okay! Now jump!"
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?" Jo demanded.
"YEAH!" Brick replied.
"WELL HERE YOU GO THEN!" Jo yanked off a piece of her body and handed it to him.
"Thanks!" Brick took the piece and marched off happily with it.
"Hey kids! Who's ready to draw?" asked Sanders.
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"Okay then!" Sanders smiled before suddenly pulling out a gun. "DRAW!"
And everyone in the room started shooting their guns everywhere.
"Okay! Hit the apple!" said Leonard.
Someone else fired the bow and struck the apple on his head.
"YA-"
Then the tree behind Leonard collapsed on him.
Chris and Chef Hatchet were in live action.
"Hey! You know what time it is?" said Chris.
"It's medication time!" Chef replied, pulling out a bottle of pills.
He tipped a few pills into his mouth and swallowed.
Then Chris and Chef turned back to animated figures.
"This is better."
Ella was laughing and chasing a bouncing ball.
"Haha! Chase me, Ella, chase me!" the ball laughed.
Next thing Ella ran out onto the road and got hit by a car.
The ball stopped bouncing and grinned.
"Mmmm. Gooood."
Izzy skidded up to Justin.
"Heeeey. I'm not like other girls."
She squinted her eyes. "I have- Snake arms."
And then she started dancing with them.
"I'm sorry Jim," said Don. "But I'm going have to let you go."
"No, please."
Don opened his hand and released the balloon.
"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Is this you?" asked Cameron, pointing back.
"Yes!" called Mike from behind.
"Hello!" Cameron waved.
"Hiiiiiii!"
"Hey," Duncan sneered to Noah. "Here comes that TRAINSgender guy."
"I like trains," said Trent.
Aaaaand Duncan and Noah both got hit by a random train.
"I wish I could fly!" said Kitty.
The genie snapped his fingers. "Your wish is granted."
"YAAAAAA-"
And Kitty flew into the ceiling and smashed her head.
Some sheep were standing round in a field.
Then one of them started rapping.
"Beep-beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep-beep, I'm a sheep!"
Another sheep bleated.
"You know what I hate?" said Dave to Shawn. "Child murderers."
"Oh no!" Shawn cried, pointing. "Here comes one now!"
They watched as Dawn chased terrified campers with a bloodied knife.
"Hehehe, I'm gonna getcha!"
Tyler ran over to the pool and jumped.
"CANNONBALL!"
He flew over the water . . .
And then he shot into a pirate ship.
Now all the sheep were dancing and singing.
"BEEP-BEEP, I'M A SHEEP, I SAID BEEP-BEEP, I'M A SHEEP! BEEP-BEEP, I'M A SHEEP, I SAID BEEP-BEEP, I'M A SHEEP!"
"My beautiful baby!" Dwayne beamed. "This is the happiest day of my life!"
Then Courtney popped up.
"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"
Dwayne dropped the baby to clap his hands.
The baby splattered to the ground making Dwayne stiffen.
Max and Sky were standing around.
Then Scarlett opened Sky's mouth from the inside and peeped out.
"Have you seen my le-monns? I want my le-monns."
"I don't wanna be fat anymore!" Own sobbed.
He raised a gun and loaded it.
He put the gun to his mouth.
And then he took a bite out of it.
The cow was now standing amongst the sheep.
"Meow-meow, I'm a cow, I said meow-meow, I'm a-"
"NO!"
Aaaaand there you go! Sorry about the wait, but I've been pretty busy with exams and stuff. My Leaving Cert starts this Wednesday so I'm pretty freaking nervous about that.
Also apologies if some Ridonculous Race characters seem out of place, I actually haven't gotten the chance to watch that series yet. The biggest thing I can get from it is that apparently NoCo is no longer a fantasy. *fake sob*
As for my other Total Drama stories, I will get back to them, I promise, some I like better then others and that all comes to certain aspects in certain stories. Just gonna put it out there for all those who know me and know what I'm on about here- I DON'T SHIP IT ANYMORE!
But that doesn't mean I won't stop trying to make good stories and do what I was hoping to do three years ago because I've missed this community and I hope it's the same with you guys. Anyway, I swear once I'm finished exams, I'll definitely try to become more active.
See ya! ;D
