At the guild

"Gate of the Golden Bull, I open thee! Taurus!" Taurus appeared shouting with pink hearts in his eyes, "MOOOO! Lucy-san! What a nice body you have!"

"HENTAI! LUCY KICK!" Lucy squealed, kicking Taurus across the guild hall. Everyone sweat dropped.

"Still so sexy!" Taurus got up like he didn't get a Lucy Kick to the head.

"So what are you going to do to Natsu this time?"Gray asked, smirking. Taurus internally cackles, saying,

"I'm going to give Natsu a sexy body!"

"WHHYYYYY MEEEEEE!" Natsu cried in anguish. Natsu started to glow again. When the glow died out, everybody's jaws crashed onto the ground with the boys having blood flow out of their noses like a waterfall.

Natsu was wearing a red bikini with flame designs embroidered onto the top piece. He was wearing thigh high stilettos boots and he had a cute pink bow pinned to his hair. Everyone's noses exploded like a bomb! Their lower part of their faces was painted red with them muttering,

"It's too sexy!" The area around them wasn't any better. [Hehehe: ) ] 'I'm amazed that I haven't died yet, with all the blood I'm losing' Everyone thought.

"This is too embarrassing!!!!!!" Natsu cried out, obtaining a full body blush.

"Moooooo! Such a sexy body!" Taurus yelled with hearts in his eyes.

"Don't look you perverted cow!" Natsu then kicked him in the most painful place known to man, causing Taurus to crash into the ceiling. All the boys winced while covering their manhood. Taurus crashed onto the ground with swirls in his eyes, mumbling nonsense.

"Not a single word." Natsu tried to scowl at the men but instead, it looked like a pout and plus with tears clinging onto his long eyelashes, it just made him look even cuter instead of threatening. The men all blushed while thinking 'So kawaii~! Like an angry kitten~'

"This sucks," Natsu said with a cute pout. He slumped down onto the ground with his face kissing the floor. He unintentionally went into a doggy style pose, showing his arse to the rest of the guild. All the boys, mostly the FT Group were blushing heavily with blood dripping down their noses. Dirty thoughts were flashing through their minds, causing them to think, 'He looks so sexy right now! I wish I could ravish him and make him cry out my name!' Suddenly, Laxus got up from his chair and walked towards Natsu who was still sulking. Everyone saw Laxus take off his coat and gently place it onto Natsu barely covered body. Natsu, who had just noticed the huge coat on his body, looked up to see Laxus towering over him. While blushing, Laxus gruffly said, "Here."

Natsu blushed, shyly replies, "Arigato."

All boys glared at Laxus jealously, wishing that they were in his position. "Next outfit!" Taurus shouted in glee. Natsu once again started to glow. When the glow died out, Natsu was wearing a school swimming suit, girl version with a swimming cap. It showed off his toned, slender legs and arms. The swimming suit was skin tight, giving the guild a wonderful view of his bubble butt. The boys were pretty sure that they needed to order a coffin soon while the girls were squealing with full body blushes on how kawaii Natsu was. The girls were taking multiple pictures with their Camera Lacrima's while the FT group were secretly taking pictures of Natsu sexy and cute body.

"I hate this but at least it's more modest," Natsu grumbled.

"You still look cute, Natsu-nii," Wendy said, trying to cheer up Natsu. Natsu slumped down, crying out "I don't want to look cute!" Natsu pouted, mentally cursing Lucy's spirits.

"Just admit it Natsu, you're cute," Erza said, smirking.

"Girls are so insensitive!" Natsu shouted out angrily. The girls just smiled innocently, making Natsu glare at them though it looked like a pout instead.

"My manly pride has been crushed," Natsu said sulking cutely.

"Not that you had any in the first place," Lucy retorted slyly.

"So mean!" Natsu cried out. The boys were just taking one photo after another with blood running down their noses, whispering, "Too hot! So sexy!"

"Moooooo! Natsu is so sexy! Next outfit!" Taurus shouted gleefully.

"Damn it," Natsu muttered angrily. Natsu started to glow again. Once the glow died down, Natsu was now wearing a seductive swimming suit. It was pure white and skin tight, showing off his toned chest and curves. His arms and legs were completely bare except for some pure gold anklets and bracelets. The swimming suit runs down his body with two thin straps that barely covers his pink nipples and continues down to his private part. The two straps merge around the private part, covering Natsu's manhood. Basically, Natsu was oozing sensuality with how innocently seductive he looks in the swimming suit. Luckily, Bisca and Alzack covered Asuka's eyes while exiting the guild hall.

"This is so embarrassing!" Natsu whined, blushing very hard.

"Wow," Everyone in the guild hall said with blood squirting down their noses, painting their lower faces red. 'It's too sexy!' Everyone thought, mentally screaming. Taurus was at a corner in a puddle of blood, murmuring, "Sexy body."

Natsu was swearing a storm in his head, cursing the Zodiacs for humiliating him. He unconsciously covered his chest, causing the perverted men especially the FT group to try to will Natsu to uncover his chest.

"This is evil!" Natsu shouted.

"It's not that bad, Natsu," Wendy said, trying to comfort him.

"Yeah! Just pretend that you are playing dress up," Lucy said, wiping her nose.

"That's even worse! I'm a man! Not a women!" Natsu cried out.

"But a very feminine man that's for sure," Gray said, trying to stop his nosebleed but failing horribly.

"Shut up! Pervy popsicle!" Natsu shouted at Gray.

"Change me back!" Natsu shouted at Taurus, about to throttle the pervy cow, not knowing that Taurus recorded the whole thing. Barely.

"Fine," Taurus said in disappointment. Natsu glowed again and once the light died down, he was wearing the outfit he wore once Gemini was done having fun with him.

"Finally!" Natsu sighed in relieve.

"At least it's better than the swimming suits," Natsu muttered.

"Bye, Lucy! I will miss your sexy body! You too Natsu! Moooo!" Taurus shouted with hearts in his eyes. Natsu shuddered in disgust.

"Four more to go Natsu," Erza said.

"Yay," Natsu cheered sarcastically.

'Please be less humiliating' Natsu prayed.