The sounds of 4 heavy duty engines were heard in the highway of Japan departing from Musutafu City. They were accompanying a black limousine which is in the middle of the 4 transports.
"hahahahahaha good thing that I manage to recruit the best mercenaries in the world to protect me!" this voice came from a very obese man. With a Pig face, very groomed hair, and was wearing a expensive white suit with a scarf. He was holding a glass of white wine. His name is Alfonso "Pig Face" Dela Rosa, a Big time smuggler of weapons and drugs. He also funds the league of villains in order to keep the heroes out of his business.
"Well sir, if the payment is right, of course! you will get the best of the best mercenaries" the Mercenaries captain said.
Pig face raised his wine to his mouth and swallowed half of the liquid. He looks at the mercs boss just besides him and smirk.
"indeed! Indeed! 13 merc mission! All success! I just can't believe that most of your men are still alive" he asks the captain.
"let's just say that we got the best advance weaponry from the state that we get our jobs done" the captain answered him. "I mean sir, not that I'm bragging but look at those four heavily armed vehicles that is accompanying us, Armor that can take on missiles and not even get a scratched, equip with Homing missiles! Turrets! Name it! Not even All Might can take it down!"
"hahahaha wonderfull! Wonderfull!" he laughed. But still Pig face was in a bad mood, he manage to escape his office when he received an intel that the police were going to raid his building. Anger and frustration was all he felt when he escaped and He knows very well who have given the police the information of his location. It was that old bastard Mr. Taichi Nakamura the owner of Nakamura Clothing shop, a shop where most of the Heroes Suits were made. Pig Face wanted to buy his store to make another warehouse for his Smuggling deals, but the old Fart doesn't want to. And when he threatens him, Nakamura counters that he has most of the heroes' number. So Pig face planned something that will make mr. nakamura sell his shop.
"LET GO OF ME YOU MEANIE!" this voice came from a little girl who was at the far most sit behind the driver seat accompanied by two men in a tux.
The plan was to kidnap Taichi Nakamura's 12 Year old Daughter Miku Nakamura, the little girl was wearing a white dress and blue shorts, and she has light blue hair in a pig tail. Her eyes were chocolate brown and a mole to her left eye.
"Let you go?! HA it's your Old Farts fault that I was almost captured by the cops!" He throws his glass of wine at miku which hit her head. Miku yelp a little from the pain and a small drop of blood was in her forehead.
"you… ALL MIGHT WILL BEAT YOU!" Miku yell at him.
"all might?! ALL MIGHT?! Hahahhaha stupid girl!" he gestured one of his goons to bring the girl closer to him. One of them drags her by the arm and pulls her to his boss. And when she's near pig face, he slaps her in the face and she falls to her butt. "ALL MIGHT IS BUSY TAKING DOWN VILLIANS! HE DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU!"
Miku was crying while lying on the floor. It was not true, heroes have all the time to save civilians, and they risk their lives to save as many as they can. Peace and safety was the heroes' priority. So whatever this mean person was saying. It was not true.
" that's…THAT'S NOT TRUE! ALL MIGHT WILL SAVE ME!" miku yells at him, Pig face just kicks her while she's on the floor.
"HE'S BUSY SAVING OTHER PEOPLE! FACE IT KID! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR WELL BEING! THEY ONLY SAVE THE RICH ONES!" she was crying so much because of the pain she's receiving. But that doesn't break her spirits.
"NO YOU'RE LYING! HEROES SAVES PEOPLE EVERYDAY! THEY DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE RICH OR POOR!" miku countered him.
"MONEY MAKES THE PEOPLE GO CRAZY! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT HEROES ARENT THE SAME?!"
"Because it's in their nature! They don't do this on money or on fame! They do this because they want to!"
A moment of silence was inside the limousine. For a 12 year old she sure knows all about life and heroes.
"The kid is smart" said the Merc captain.
"hhmmm" said one of the goons.
" you little BRAT!" Pig face was getting mad, so mad that he grabs a whip behind his belt and hits her. He just keeps hitting her making her yells in pain, Pig face somehow was smiling seeing her hurt. He was a sadist and much worse a pedophile. Seeing the little girls legs, makes him aroused.
"haah… haah… that's it…. If I can't break your spirit" he was now looking at miku very pevertedly "I'm gonna break your pussy then…" he slurps his lips and snorts.
"m-mr. Dela Rosa?" the Merc captain looks in disbelief at his boss, but what can he do? He can't stop him. He may be fat but he's as strong as any of them inside the car. Not to mention the money he pays for his men and himself.
Miku was looking at the man who kidnapped her, she was getting scared. Pig face was looking at her like a hunk of meat ready to be devoured; saliva was coming out of his mouth. Miku was about to stand but he pinned her down, the looks on miku's face was full of fear and horror. Tears were already flowing in her eyes yet again as the smuggler leans a bit to her face and licks her cheek.
"I'm going to enjoy eating you up hehehehe…" AS pig face keeps licking her cheeks. The others just watch their boss and does nothing.
'All might… Papa…. Mama….. Anyone… sniff… save me' she thought. But a couple of seconds nothing happens. She just closed her teary eyes, biting her lips and wait for the un-evitable.
"hehehehehe no will save you now-"
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"WEEEE?!" Pig face screams. They look behind the limousine and was surprised to see one of the 4 heavily armed transports was blown up to pieces.
"wha-what happen?!" Pig face yells at the Merc Captain. The former immediately calls the other three transports, Miku was happy that she was not raped but somehow was curious on what was going on.
"Alpha team! Status report! What the fuck happen?!" the Merc captain yells through his communicator.
[sir! It happens so fast! A guy in red jacket just jump inside Delta team's armored vehicle and suddenly that happen]
"a guy in red jacket?" the Captain asked.
Miku gasp when she heard their conversation "A HERO!" she was happy knowing someone came to her aid.
"I-Impossible?! How can one of those cosplayers manage to reach us here?!" a paranoid Pig face asked her personal Merc Captain.
"Relax Mr. Dela Rosa! My team is experienced to this kind of situation… Bravo team! Come in! Do you see the one that made the explosion?"
[…..]
"Bravo team! Come in!" he ask again.
[…..]
"Why aren't they answering?!" Pig face was panicking; he doesn't know who's attacking them. Is it All might? Mount lady? Eraserhead? Who? These were all the questions flowing inside his head.
'What is going on?' miku thought.
"BRAVO TEAM REPORT! DAMNIT!"
[oh! So this vehicle is bravo team? Hehehe sorry sorry I thought you were contacting other two transports] someone answered him.
"Who is this?!" the Merc Captain asked. Pig face leans to hear their conversation; miku was taken back to her original seat but keep looking at the two adults.
[me? Well, let's just say that I'm a guy who was hired to retrieved his daughter]
"WHO ARE YOU?!" this time Pig face asked him.
Silence came, heart beat bumping faster for Pig face, cold sweat was coming out of the Merc captains forehead, anticipation and excitement was all Miku felt, the air inside was suffocating. Then he spoke the name that will scar both of them to life.
[Wolverine….Captain Wolverine]
"who?" the two of them ask, miku just tilted his head hearing her saviors hero name.
[UUgghhh… dammit wade, I told you this was a bad Merc name!]
"Wade? Who's wade?"
[ohh! Now you want the name to change into Mr. Never dies!]
"…." The Merc captain just stares at his phone.
[Fuck no! I ain't calling myself The Wise Cracker! Or Man of steel!]
"….." Pig face was also staring.
[yes I am MAD! I would rather go by the name of "Deadshot!" rather than "Slipknot!"]
'Who is he talking to?' miku asked herself. It's like her savior was talking to another person inside the car.
[Well fuck you too Wilson!...]
"i-is this really the guy that destroys one of our vehicle?" Pig Face asked no one. He just became much more confused.
"i-I don't know….. But I think?"
[no.. it's my fault, I'm sorry…. Yeah yeah… I love you too man]
'awww they made up!' miku smiled thinking that the two make peace together.
[ehem… anyway! I demand you release the girl, surrender and nobody will get hurt] he threatens the two villains. But Pig face laugh at him.
"Me? surrender the girl and myself?! Hahahhaha you must be out of your mind Captain Wolverine! hahahaha" He laugh at his demands, at first he panicked but after hearing him talked to nobody, he concluded that the old fart must have hired the cheapest mercenary and probably a wackoo.
"You might have taken one vehicle and manage to destroy the other! But we still got two more so you're still at disadvantage captain wolverine! So WE demand that you surrender to us" this time it was their turn to threaten him.
"That's right! I have the best Mercenary group at my disposal, so I suggest that you-"
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A much louder explosion was heard; Pig face paled knowing where the explosions come from. He looks in front seeing the other two of the last transport were destroyed. The Merc captain was sweating hard; his teams were prepared for anything but they were not prepared for something like this.
Miku look at the destroyed vehicles and smiling knowing that she will be saved.
[Well, will you look at that? Those cars just happen to Blow up, wow! Talk about bad luck huh? I wonder who did it?] The one on the phone talked. [So, about that girl and you guys surrendering]
"….."
[…]
"FASTER DRIVER!" Pig Face yelled at the Driver. The Limousine runs faster and leaves the only remaining and stolen vehicle behind. The vehicle runs fast and goes after the runaway limousine but it was not fast enough.
? P.O.V
A man in a red ski mask, wearing a red hoodie, camo pants and Combat boots, he's wearing two fingerless gloves and he is also bearing two katana's behind his back, a jack knife attach to his right boots and two .44 Magnum Pistols in his shoulder holsters, that's me!
"so, about that girl and you guys surrendering"
The Limousine suddenly runs leaving us behind. I don't know whether they heard me or they just shit on their pants and make a run for it. Probably the second one and they said that 'they're the best mercenary group in the world?~'
'Hah as if! We just destroyed 3 of their kiddy cars! LAME! ~We are the best mercenary group in the world, oh my I am so scared! Fake whimper~ hahaha!' oh yeah forgot about this guy. 'HEY! You hurt my feelings bro'
Where should I start? I know you guys read the trailer chapter, so pretty much you know how I got here. Well, I have no memory of my past life or my past name, but the day I was born was not what i was expecting actually, let's go on a age by age life.
'Oh Goodie, Flashbacks!'
Let's start at the year I came to this world.
Age 0, the day I was born, after getting out of my mother's wombat I saw the light, more precisely it was the operating room light. I saw my father grab me, but more precisely it was the doctor who helps my mother giving birth to me. The doctor suddenly spanks my ass and in return I cried a lot! I promise myself to extract revenge on him when I'm older, then after that, his nurses cleans me and gave me to my mother's arm. All I saw was a beautiful woman with white hair, Teary silver eyes and a beautiful smile. Her name was Akemi Watanabe. She was my mommy. Also she given me my name and its Wataru Watanabe.
Age 1, I discover that my mother akemi or I call her Momma Al was in fact a former hero in the name of "Sonica", I don't know why sonica but I like it, she was one of the best female heroes in japan. But I discovered that in her last fight against a villain in the name of "Hero Killer Stain", she didn't noticed a blade coming to her, in results the attack hits her eyes which makes her blind for like.. Forever. After her successful fight against him, she gave birth to me. Then announce her retirement from being a hero just to take care of me.
'For someone who's 1 year old, you manage to grab all that information'
I know right?
Age 3, I started to walk on my own, my mom sometimes helps me learn to walk and talk. We sometimes walk in the park, and if you're asking how she walks just fine? Well it's because of her "Quirk". Yep! That is what we call it superpower here in this world, but what is a Quirk? Well it-
'is a special, superhuman ability an individual can possess. Quirks are generally unique to their user, and are classified in multiple categories.
Emitter class Quirks have the ability to either release certain substances, or alter materials around them in certain ways. Emitter class Quirks usually require a conscious effort to activate such as Electrification,Lumber, andTape, and some even require large amounts of concentration in order for them to remain active such asErasure.
Transformationclass Quirks cause the user to take on a temporary alteration of some kind. Transformation quirks allow the user to temporarily "transform" their body in a variety of manners, sometimes enhancing existing features Hardening,Gigantification or perhaps adding new features to the body altogether Dark Shadow,Tool Arms. Transformation Quirks generally affect the user exclusively, the only known exception beingRecovery.
MutantQuirks can have a wide variety of features and abilities depending on the individual, but the common similarity seems to be that these Quirks are a part of the user's physicality. As a result, these Quirks are always active, but generally allow the user the greatest degree of control. BOOM BABY! Wikipedia!'
….Thanks' wade.
'Got you're back buddy'
Right, she uses her Quirk named "Sonic Sound". She manipulates sounds surrounding her, she discover many things in her quirk even eco-location whatchamacallit. Which is why, she can walk like she's not blind or locate people and objects surrounding her. Pretty cool right?
Age 4, I discover my Quirk. How did I discover it? well, when my uncle Weasel (yes My uncle Weasel, no relationship to any of us), he is a 30 year old Virgin, and owns a bar called the "Club 69" which turns out to be a mercenary club house, he's a Brown colored Afro wearing thick glasses, a beard and he wears a jaggy brown pants, sneakers, gray shirt and dirty laundr- I mean gray jacket. He's mom personal computer and Greg's list. He can get my mom information's on people and other stuff like dna example and shit, that's why when I'm older he's gonna be my own personal computer and Greg's list, but back with how I got my quirk! My uncle weasel, but I call him just Weasel took me to the park to walk but in turn, it was just an act to grab the ladies attention to me while he talks to them. I was very cute when I was little, while weasel and a Girl who approached us first were talking. I have my fair share of adventure, I tried to flirt with one of the girls in the part around my age. I-i don't know why I did it…. But probably my daddy was a ladies' man, even if I don't know him. So I manage to talk to a girl with strange eyes…she's like a sniper or something, she kept talking about Einstein's and inventions for some reasons, but I like her hair! It's so pink! While she kept talking I notice what seems to be a rampaging car. For some reason the memory of my death haunts me. I heard Weasel yelling at me which I flinch a bit, I look at the pink-haired girl and I saw the car behind her; she didn't realize it because she was still talking. When the car was near us, I push her out of the vehicles way and I saw the light again. The car hits me and I flew in the air with blood all over my body, I landed far away from the car and other people. I just lay there not moving and waiting for the grim reaper to take me….. but nothing happen, as in nothing is happening, until I noticed something was wrong.
The wounds from my body seem to repair no it heals itself, I hears my broken bones fix itself. My eyes shot open and I stand up immediately, Weasel was running towards me he just kneeled and hugs me saying something like "youre alive!" even I myself was surprised, I saw the girl talking to me earlier and her mother who was hugging and checking her if she was alright. But her eyes was clued to me, after weasel checks if there were wounds we were approach by the girl again with her mother thanking me for saving her daughter, the girl hugs me and thank me before they left.
'What's her name brother?'
…..i don't remember, I didn't ask for her name. Fuck. Anyway when we got home I told my mother about it, of course she got worried and tried to kill weasel! Good thing I told her I was fine and gave her details of what happen to me after I got hit. With that she confirms that it was my quirk that save me. Turns out I have a Regenerative Healing Quirks which allows me to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human.
'What's the quirk called?'
….infinite love-live.
'Pffftttttt HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! HAHAHAHA'
AGE 6!
'oohhh I love this age!'
The age that I discovered that- haah…. I discovered that I have the Merc with the mouth or Wade Wilson living inside my head.
'YES Bitches! Good ol' Deadpool making impact!'
But how did that happen? Well when I discover all about my Quirk. I soon learned the side effect which is him. But why? Was he from my previous world? So how did he get here, more specifically in my mind? That's when I recall one part of my memory, it was before I help the old woman, I was watching the Deadpool movie.
'A big hit if you ask me bub! in yo face Ghostbusters Remake!'
That answered some of my questions in life, but why him?
'Don't know, don't care hahaha so! Don't forget to vote on who's gonna be the lucky girl in wataru's life!'
What are you talking about?
'Nothing!~~~ AGE 7!'
Age 7, when my little sister was born, her name was Reiko Watanabe a cute kid.
'So same father?'
Well no-
'SOMEBODY BANG OUR MOM?!'
Nobody bang.. wait? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR MOM?!
'Well I live inside your head since the day you were born so, technically she's my momma too!'
You're nothing but a figment of my imagination!
'Are you sure about that?~~'
Ok, I'll stop asking you. Back to my little sister, first off, she's adopted alright so no blood relation or anything. And she was 2 when we found her, she has pink hair and was wearing an old piece of cloth, she was curled up on a cardboard box during a rainy night. Thanks to my mom's eco-location of course we found her there. We have taken her home to feed and bathe, at first she was scared because.. well, she doesn't know us and we are complete strangers, I mean if I was in her position I'll probably do the same thing. So a couple of months of trying to be friendly to her, she finally calm down and took the liking to us, especially me for some reasons i-I mean every time I come back from school she immediately tackles me like a cat or dog or any clingy animals. Or the time I do my night bath, she insists on joining me, I wanted to refuse but she gave me this puppy eyes so no choice then. There is also the time when I wanted to sleep, she just jumps and went to bed besides me. A very clingy brat but cute, so when mom decided to adopt her she couldn't contain her happiness as she hugs me, mom and weasel for some reason that I don't know why he was there on that day, but! I'm just happy to have my own little sister.
Age 9, the age I decided to be a mercenary, after Reiko discover her Quirk, she gains fox ears and 3 fluffy foxes tails and her ability is to copy any physical appearance of anyone she touches, but she can only copy one at the time like example if she touch me she will gain my appearances, but when she touches other people she gains there appearance and completely forget mine. So she'll need to touch me again if she's going to copy my looks. And of course mom wanted reiko to attend school like me but even if she's retired and have retiree budget, it doesn't help pretty much. Bills, school fee and medicine she can't much afford most of them, she just loan on some of her former hero compadre's. so as a good son that I am….. Wade?
'I have trained him to become the new Merc with a mouth! And also we ask weasel to help too with the equipments and such hahahhaha! ahh I feel so proud of my brothah I think I'm going to cry….'
So after 2 years of training, I just got my first mission as a merc, and a member of the Club 69 mercenary brotherhood. I have to kill 1 person who is involved on taking half money of all Retired heroes. And since my mom is one of the victims I didn't hesitate to put a bullet in his head. At first I felt disgusted killing a person but after wade convince me to continue doing merc jobs and a little inspiration from him, I continue it. For the sake of helping my mother in the financial, protecting reiko, family is my priority while living in this world.
With that I have a record of 53 confirm kills in my first 4 years. I may not be known by others but from the underworld, other bad guys fear me, I have no name from them, all they tell others is that red will be the last color they will see when one of them becomes my target. So now my new mission is to retrieve a girl named Miku Nakamura, the only daughter of Taichi nakamura. He's the one who makes mom hero suit during her "sonica days", so as an act of respect and being her friend, I accepted the mission without pay. And knowing Alfonso "Pig Face" Dela Rosa is involved my inner Deadpool wanted me to cut him down.
'Which is me by the way his inner, Deadpool… ppffttt! Sorry! Sorry! I couldn't help it HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHa good pun wataru!'
Thank you! So now, we save the little girl and kill the bastards inside the vehicle. And if they ever hurt her I will put a bullet inside his body.
'and cut his balls! And let's make him eat it!'
I like that plan!
'So what are we waiting for?! Chase that Motherfucker down!'
"Time for some Chimi-FUCKING-changas!" I rev up and chase the black limo.
My name is Wataru Watanabe, 15 years old, and a Mercenary for hire of Club 69. I ask you guys to follow my story about hardship, school, friendship, family, Chimichangas, guns, wade wilson and love. Because I guaranty you that this is gonna be one hell of a ride.
Chapter 1:
DEADPOOL: The Origin
CLIFFHANGER! HAHAHAHA yeah cliffhanger, continuation on the next chapter. So let's talk about me and my partner wataru, all you know that he came from another world after his death. Here is his Data. Bang!
Name: Wataru watanabe
Birthday: May 21
Age: 15
Gender: Male
Height: 6'2
Hair Color: Jet Black (and Quite Messy too!)
Eye Color: Brown
Blood Type: A+
Quirk:
Infinite Love-Live - possesses a superhuman healing factor allows him to regenerate damaged or destroyed bodily tissue with far greater speed and efficiency than an ordinary human. He is able to heal from injuries such as slashes, puncture wounds, bullet wounds, beheading, and severe burns within moments. His healing factor is significantly more powerful than Wolverine's (Wolvy!~) as he can regrow missing limbs and organs. His head or any other limb can be reattached using this ability. Unlike Wolverine's natural healing factor, Wataru is mentally driven to a partial extent.
Foreign Chemical Resistance: He's body is highly resistant to most drugs and toxins. For example, it is extremely difficult, though not impossible, for him to become intoxicated. He can, momentarily, be affected by certain drugs (tranquilizers) if exposed to a large enough dosage.
Disease Immunity: The unique regenerative qualities of he's healing factor also extend to his immune system; he is immune to all diseases, infections, disorders, imperfection, and resistant to elemental extremes.
Telepathic Immunity: The healing factor causes his brain to be in a constant state of flux and regeneration, rendering him immune to psychics.
Possession Resistance: Similar to the telepathic immunity, wataru is able to remain in control of himself while supernatural beings are trying to take control of him.
There ya have it! The Main Character of the story. Most of his powers are similar to muah~ except he's not a total deuce like me and not a Freddy Krueger appearance like me too, but I did train him… well not physically but more mentally! I'm a Mind coach, Don't know if those actually exist but hey! I'm a first hahahhaha an so fuckers I'm happy that some of you followed and favorite this, and the reviews…. Even if there are only 3.. we can do better than that right shitheads? Anyways Here is the voting run:
Only Momo and jirou got 1 vote….. really? So we'll have a HAREM?!
No.
Fuck! Haahh…. So keep on voting, we will announce the winner on chapter 4. That's 3 more chapters to go.
Got nothing else to say but, Later Bitches. XOXO wade wilson~
